[Standing in front of him gripping a black bat tightly is "The Billionaire Brat" Will Sates. Will is dressed in sagging jeans and no shirt. His body is well muscled but slightly flabby. Around his neck is a gold chain with a platnium plated toy car attached.]
JC: Well that's an odd look for Will.
Ern: To say the least.
[Logan shakes his head.]
Logan: You're missing the do rag, homie.
[Will shoots him an evil eye.]
Will: Hey, this is called style. These pants are from P. Diddies line of clothing.
Logan: Let me guess the toy car is from the Hasbro line of clothing.
[Logan's voice is cold and emotionless.]
Will: Whatever, you know the plan right?
[Logan glances at Will making eye contact.]
Logan: You kick in the door and we go beat the piss out of Final Judgment.
Will: Yeah.
Logan: Aren't you the master planner.
[Logan glances at the door.]
Logan: One prob.
CRASH!
[Will kicks in the door and goes charging in. A girlish shriek is heard. Logan follows around the corner and shakes his head as he enters.]
Logan: Like I was saying this is the Birdz locker room.
[Will looks at Logan and then looks at Dan Pollaski lying on the floor clutching his head.]
Will: I thought that girlish shriek was weird.
Logan: Not if you were getting ready to hit Wrec.
[Will looks around the room. He walks over to a locker with a lock on it. He then goes over to Pollaski and starts riffling through his pockets.]
Logan: Come on, this is stupid. We can get Final Judgment at a BWA show.
[Will pulls a key and a wallet out of Dan's pocket. He opens the pocket and takes out a few pictures. He walks back over to the locker and unlocks it with the key.]
Will: One minute, I don't want this to be a total waste.
[Will pulls out a gym bag and looks in it. He then looks at Logan.]
Will: Panties, and Wendy is about the same size as my girlfriend.
[Logan shakes his head as the cameras cut back to ringside.]
Due to technical difficulties involving a rambunctious 8-year-old and a crappy computer running Windows98, the TSW match will be added later. For the sake of those involved, Dan Dehart wins the title 1-0 after applying a THIRD Devastator to Raine Atmosphere.