Tommy: "STUFF! Get your stuff!"
[A random PNW fan walks up, eyeing the Certified one, T Drake. And we all known PNW fans love CCW's Tommy Drake.]
Fan: "Hey T Drake. Why you selling merch?"
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[Fan rubs his chin suspicious of T Drake's motives...]
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[Tommy shuffles through the stuff, pulling forth a "Demise" Bobblehead]
Tommy: "By this little thing for 18.95 and you can finally ask Demise if he's crazy, and he'll reply yes. Hell, ask him if I'm the best! Just don't ask him if my mom was good in bed last night..then I'd kill you."
Fan: "..."
[Tommy looks at him uneasy as he realizes what he must do, pulling off one of the CCW baseball jerseys from the rack, and signs it as he begins to do what he does best.]
Tommy: "Come buy this stuff!
You PNW Fans!
Our stuff aint Wolf rough
I'm selling t-shirt and bottle cans!
I'm cutting this freestyle
To convince you to buy
Like of the queen of da nile
This jersey is uber fly!
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[The crowd of PNW fans frenzy for his stuff as Tommy grins, collecting the cash...]
Talula Belle- THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IT IS A LAS VEGAS STREETFIGHT FOR THE WWA DOUBLE CROWN CHAMPIONSHIP! INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK… THE CHALLENGER, WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SEVEN POUNDS… “THE BROOKLYN VIPER” VINNY MARA!!!!!!!!
(Blue Smokes Starts to fill The Entrance way When)
##[50 Cent]
I need you to pray for me and
I need you to care for me and
I need you to want me to win
I need to know where I'm heading,'cause I know where
I've been##
(Emerging From the Blue Smoke in his usually baggy black cargo pants and Black sleeve-less shirt with Blue Strips coming down from the shoulder is "Brooklyn's Own" Vinny Mara)
##Flows, bones, crushing it's nothing
I come up with something
Come through your strip, fronting, stunting
It's something you want, 745 chrome spinning
Haters hate that I'm winnning
Man I've been hot from the beginning##
(Vinny slowly makes his way down to the ring looking focused as plays to the fans)
##Motherfuckers aim at the kid,
control your jealousy
'Cause I can't control my temper,
I'm fitting to catch a felony
Pistol in hand homie, I'm down to get it popping
Once I squeeze the first shot
No I aint stopping till my clip is empty##
(Vinny Gets Into the ring and looks around at all the people before he gets atop one of the turnbuckles and raising his hands in the air)
##I'm simply not that n*gga
you should try your luck with
F*ck with, hollow-tip shells
struck with your bones broke
Gun smoking, still locing, what n*gga
Lay your ass down paramedics get you up feeling##
Ern Bishop- Get down wit yo’ bad self, JC!
Jonny Catchphrase- No thanks. Vinny Mara is out, and he looks intense.
Ern Bishop- He has every right to be. I mean he WAS screwed out of the Double Crown title twice.
Jonny Catchphrase- Well, nothing to stop him from winning it this time, as this match is No-Holds BARRED!
Talula Belle- AND HIS OPPONENT, FROM SWANSEA, WALES, WEIGHING IN AT ONE-HUNDRED AND SIXTY-ONE POUNDS, HE IS THE CURRENT WWA DOUBLE CROWN CHAMPION… “BLUE LIGHTNING” PETE VAN COOLSA!
[All the lights go black in the arena just before the first backwards cords of "Pity" hit the areana. The fans cheer as there is a slight pause...]
[BOOM! Blue lights suddenly light the arena and Pete hits the stage]
My life served on a plate
For all of you to eat
[Pete stands perfectly still, letting the cords get him in the mood for a fight.]
Take my love and hate
But what is this inside of me
[Suddenly Pete jumps to life and hits his six styles on the stage. Panther.]
Pity me pity me don't you pity me
[Puma]
Pity me pity me don't you pity me
[Tiger]
dont you pity me
[Snake, Crane]
dont you pity me
[Pheonix]
[Pete walks down the ramp, letting the cheers of the crowd wash over him, enjoying himself]
Ern Bishop- What a weird little guy.
Jonny Catchphrase- One of the followers of the Six Stances, but his martial arts training is the reason why he wears that belt around his waist!
BAM!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ern Bishop- HA! The Six Stances didn’t help him there, did they? Mara just speared the living crap outta him!
DING DING DING!
Jonny Catchphrase- Indeed it did, and there’s the bell! As the match doesn’t have to END in the ring, I guess it doesn’t have to start there either.
(Mara is going postal on the hapless Coolsa, stomping away on him as the ref runs out of the ring to monitor the match.)
Ern Bishop- Well, the way this is going, we could be looking at one hell of a short match. Mara could make quick work of Blue Lightning right here.
(Mara grabs Coolsa by the hair, and drags PVC to his feet, before nailing a belly to belly suplex…)
CLANG!
(…right on the steel ramp!)
Jonny Catchprhase- That’s not a soft, givable mat folks!
Ern Bishop- Damn right, that ramp has less give than Ebenezer Scrooge at a charity convention.
(Mara covers…)
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT!
Jonny Catchphrase- Short two there by Mara, but I think that was more a warning to Coolsa to not underestimate him.
Ern Bishop- Being that Coolsas lucky to hold that belt, I’d say he probably doesn’t underestimate him at all!
(Mara rolls to his feet, and sizes Coolsa up as he gets to his. Mara takes off…)
Jonny Catchphrase- SPEAR!
Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffff…
Ern Bishop- NO!… Monkey toss!
CLANG!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jonny Catchphrase- And this time its Vinny Mara landing back first on the hard steel ramp!
Ern Bishop- Uh oh! Goofy stance alert!
(Coolsa assumes the Panther stance, as he measures up the Viper from behind. He hits a quick kick that sends Mara sliding further up the rampway.)
Jonny Catchphrase- And what a move, nailing him with the… the… dammit, wheres my notes?
Ern Bishop- You’re supposed to know the names, J-C!
Jonny Catchphrase- Lets see you memorize the names this guy gave every little attack he has!
(PVC immediately shifts into the Crane Stance, and nails four quick kicks to Mara as he struggles to get up again.)
Ern Bishop- SO why isn’t that just called Four Incredibly Painful Kicks?
Jonny Catchphrase- Because the Chinese are a lot more imaginative than that!
(PVC tranists into the Snake Stance, and nails a uppercut finger strike at Mara.)
Ern Bishop- And theres a Finger of Death or something….
Jonny Catchphrase- Here the notes are… okay… that was a Seaking… no wait… a Black… DAMMIT! I’m confused!
(Coolsa covers…)
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT!
Ern Bishop- And Pete’s style, as impressive as it is, has yet to take complete effect.
Jonny Catchphrase- I dunno, I think Mara’s fairly impressed.
(Coolsa drags Mara up, and goes for a series of War Strikes, but Mara blocks them, and grabs Coolsa’s arm.)
Ern Bishop- Uh oh… looks like Mara isn’t THAT prone to the martial arts!
(Without delay, Mara picks up the stunned Coolsa, carrying him over to the edge of the ramp…)
Fliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing…
Jonny Catchphrase- OH MY GOD!
CRUNCH!!!!
SICK POP!
Ern Bishop- That has to be the most devastating Armdrag Takedown I’ve ever seen! Right off the ramp and through that table!
Jonny Catchphrase- Lets see what Mara does with it!
(Vinny backs down the ramp just a bit, before flying off…)
Ern Bishop- SWAN DIVEEEEEE!
SMACK!
POPPAGE!
Jonny Catchphrase- What a beautiful leap by Vinny Mara! Blue Lightning is lying broken in the middle of that broken table!
(PVC is pretty stunned, but Mara himself is slow to get to his feet. Staggering over to Pete, Mara picks Lightning up, and nails a half-nelson suplex…)
SMACK!
Ohhhhhh…
(…right on the concrete!)
Ern Bishop- That concrete is harder than the ramp! And its going to tear up Pete Van Coolsa’s back!
(Mara covers…)
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT!
Jonny Catchphrase- But that’s not it for Coolsa yet!
(Mara grabs a chair, and readies it as Coolsa gets to his feet. Coolsa turns around..)
CRACK!
POPPAGE!
Ern Bishop- Spinning heel kick right back into Mara’s face!
(Mara drops the chair after it collides with his face, and stumbles back, as Coolsa assumes the Tiger stance, and rushes forward, delivering a hard series of punches, before following up with a hard punch that sends Mara crashing to the floor)
Jonny Catchphrase- Okay, I recognize that one… it’s the Whirlwind.
Ern Bishop- Good for you! Have a cookie.
(Coolsa delivers a series of stomps to Mara’s head, before dragging him up. He steps back, assumes the Phoenix form, and hits a low kick to the knee, before flashing up with a kick to Mara’s head, sending the Brooklyn Viper stumblign through a doorway, into the concourse)
Jonny Catchphrase- That’s the Rage Spin. Coolsa just keeping it clean here, nothing but good hard martial artistry.
Ern Bishop- Yeah… but where’s the bloodshed?
(Coolsa follows Mara into the concourse, as Mara is getting to his feet. Coolsa, charges forward, and hits a spinning jump kick, knocking Mara into the wall.)
Jonny Catchphrase- Mara’s in trouble now…
Ern Bishop- I still say one huge crack with a baseball bat would make things go a LOT quicker.
(Coolsa gets into the Tiger Stance again, and fires off a punch, but Mara dives out of the way…)
SMACK!
OHHHHHHHHH!
(…and Coolsa hits his hand on the wall!)
Jonny Catchphrase- Small tactical error there by Blue Lightning. He might have broken his fist.
Ern Bishop- I doubt that, but you can see that stings.
(Coolsa shakes his hand, wincing, and Mara charages, leveling him with a clothesline.)
Jonny Catchphrase- And Mara assumes the advantage again in this tight back and forth match up!
(Mara throws a few hard punches at Coolsa, sending him stumbling back, into a souvenir table. Mara goes for an Urange suplex, but Coolsa elbows out of it.)
Ern Bishop- Close call there for PVC, getting sent through a table will ruin your day for the mostpart.
(Coolsa ducks behind Mara, and flashes a kick to the back, sending Mara into the table, knocking souvenirs to the floor.)
Jonny Catchphrase- Coolsa using his tremendous speed to break out of Mara’s trap, and he could have Mara in a trap of his own.
(Mara recovers, and turns around, just as Coolsa snaps off a high kick to Mara’s head. Mara gets his arms up, absorbing most the blow, however)
Ern Bishop- Impressive block by Mara… that kick could have knocked his lights out!
Jonny Catchphrase- Hate to state the obvious, but that would just end the match!
(Coolsa charges in with a punch, but Mara grabs him, lifting him up, spinning…)
CRUNCH!
POP!
Ern Bishop- Spinning Spinebuster through a table!
Jonny Catchphrase- That’s knocked Coolsa for a loop!
(Cover…)
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT!
Ern Bishop- Nice try there by Mara, but Coolsa stays in it!
(Mara gets up, and grabs a CCW Shirt nearby. Screaming “FUCK CANADA!”, he wraps the Shirt around Coolsa’s neck)
OHHHHHH!
Jonny Catchphrase- Mara’s strangling Coolsa with their feds T-shirt!
Ern Bishop- Hey, it’s an algorithm.
Jonny Catchphrase- How do you figure?
(Coolsa clutches at the shirt, but can’t remove it, as Mara twists it in his hands, tightening the grip.)
Ern Bishop- Mara’s just trying to show that like how that Canadian shirt is sucking the oxygen from Pete Van Coolsa’s lungs, so thus Canada’s sucking the money from America.
Jonny Catchphrase- But Coolsa’s WELSH!
Ern Bishop- I never said it was a PERFECT analogy!
(Finally, Mara lets go, and Coolsa drops to the ground, clutching his throat. Mara grabs a box of Two Trancey Twoey brand glo-sticks and…)
CRASH!
POP!
(Brings it full force down on Coolsa’s head, causing the box to break open and scatter all over the place!)
Jonny Catchphrase- My God! Coolsa just got nailed with his own tag partners merchandise!
Ern Bishop- AH, the woes of capitalism.
(Mara then picks up a book (“The Unauthorized Kevin Cage Guide to Anger Management”) and brings it down on Coolsa’s head, but Pete rolls out of the way, and the book hits the floor.)
Jonny Catchphrase- Close call there for Coolsa.
Ern Bishop- Hey, careful with that book, Vinny! That’s a bestseller!
(Coolsa rolls to his feet, hitting a legsweep on Mara in the process. Mara trips up, and crashes to the floor.)
Jonny Catchphrase- And just like that, the tide has turned.
(Coolsa, bleeding slightly from the head, reaches over and grabs a framed Vinny Mara signed photograph. With just a moment’s hesitation, he brings it down on Mara’s head)
CRACK!
POPPAGE!
Ern Bishop- Wow… that was existential!
(Mara gets to his knees, definitely groggy, and Coolsa charges forward, nailing a front dropkick to Mara’s head.)
Jonny Catchphrase- Now this is the Double Crown style we’ve come to know and love!
Ern Bishop- These matches sure can get brutal!
(Coolsa gets up, and drags Mara to his feet, but Mara reverses, and throws Blue Lighting into a set of glass entrance doors. Pete is clearly dazed as Mara charges…)
CRAAAAAAAAAAASH!
tinkle tinkle tinkle!
HOLY SHIT CHANT!
Jonny Catchphrase- MY GOD! MY DEAR GOD! Coolsa moved aside, and Mara just speared himself through that door!
(Coolsa stumbles out through the shattered door, as Mara lies in a pile of broken glass Coolsa picks Mara up, and hits an armdrag, sending Mara flying onto the sidewalk)
Ern Bishop- This fight is going outside!
Jonny Catchphrase- Even the arena isn’t enough to contain these two as they’re fighting for Double Crown supremacy!
(Coolsa covers…)
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT!
Ern Bishop- That’s not it for Vinny Mara! He’s come too far for that!
(Coolsa picks Mara up, throwing him into a bus stop bench. Mara slides off the end, onto the sidewalk. Coolsa assumes the Phoenix stance, and tries for Lightning Strikes…)
THUD!
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jonny Catchphrase- Mara dodges out of the way, and Coolsa lands hard, without any padding whatsoever!
(Mara picks up Coolsa, but Pete quickly shoves Mara away. Mara stumbles over the curb, pinwheeling his arms for balance as he falls into the street.)
Ern Bishop- There’s a lot of guys in the WWA I wanna go see play in traffic. Neither of these two are on that list.
(Mara catches his balance, before heading back to face Coolsa…)
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!
(confused, Mara looks to his side… the oncoming bus slows, but is six inches too long in stopping.)
WUMPH!
OH MY GOD!
Jonny Catchphrase- MEDIC! SOME ONE GET THE MEDIC! Vinny Mara just got hit by a bus!
Ern Bishop- Mara’s lucky… that bus had pretty much stopped by the time it got him.. But he is stunned….
(Mara, miraculously unhurt, stumbles to his feet, but Coolsa leaps into the street, nailing a bulldog.)
OHHHHHHHHHH!
Jonny Catchphrase- Well, NOW Mara’s hurt.
Ern Bishop- These guys have been more or less hurt since a minute into this match, Jonny!
(The bus driver, at first stunned by the accident, begins to get angry at the frustration.)
Jonny Catchphrase- That bus knocked Mara for a loop, that could be all the difference this match needs!
HONNNNNNNNNNNNK!
YOU CAN FREAKING WAIT JEER!
(Coolsa is distracted by the angry horn, and Mara uses the distraction to rake him in the eyes)
Ern Bishop- Coolsa makes a possibly fatal error there, Mara’s got the advantage.
Jonny Catchphrase- The mere fact that Vinny Mara is still alive and able to wrestle shows the luck he is having tonight! Can that luck carry him to a double crown victory?
(Mara grabs Coolsa, and rams him head first into the bus.)
WUMPH
Ern Bishop- Apparently Mara wants to stress to Coolsa just how exactly that feels!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNK!
(Mara throws Coolsa onto the sidewalk, and follows him up there the bus starts to pull away, but Coolsa counters, and spears Mara…)
CRASH!
POP!
(Into the bus door!)
Jonny Catchphrase- Pete’s not going to take defeat lying down!
(The door is fairly dented, and Coolsa reaches up, prying it open. He then shoves Mara into the bus.)
Ern Bishop- Wait a sec… is this legal?
Jonny Catchphrase- Must be! I think we’re all gonna take a little trip!
Ern Bishop- But to where?
(Coolsa drags Mara up the steps, and the referee and the cameraman quickly board the bus as well.)’
Jonny Catchphrase- Who knows… but it ain’t gonna be here!
(With not enough room for any of his stances, Coolsa can do aught but settle for just brawling style punches to Mara’s head)
Ern Bishop- Hey, at least while we’re on the bus, Coolsa’s moves are easier to call!
(Mara, however, has a better idea, as he grabs Pete’s head and…)
PING!
(..rams him head first into one of the metal poles)
Jonny Catchphrase- Of course, in these close quarters, they’re both going to beat the hell out of each other. No safety here!
(Mara tries to ram Coolsa’s head again, but Coolsa counters, and, grabbing Mara’s arm, wraps it around the pole. The bus suddenly slows down, at a stop, and Coolsa is sent pitching forward..)
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ern Bishop- Coolsa’s hanging on to Mara’s arm for dear life!
Jonny Catchphrase- Think of all the pressure on Vinny’s arm! He could break it!
(The bus comes to a halt, and Coolsa regains his balance. Letting go of Mara’s arm, Coolsa flies with another quick kick, this time connecting to the side of Mara’s skull!)
Ern Bishop- What a shot!
Jonny Catchphrase- Indeed… this match started off dead even, but Pete’s really turned up the heat!
(Pete tries for another kick, but the bus stops up again, and Pete tumbles into Mara. Mara catches him, and knees him in the stomach.)
Ern Bishop- In an environment like this, just the slightest incident can sway the balance, and that was it!
(Mara shoves Pete away, and bows his head, charging at Pete…)
CRUNCH!
OHHHHHHHHHH!
Jonny Catchphrase- And Mara spears the much smaller Coolsa into the front of the bus!
Ern Bishop- They crossed the yellow line while in motion!
(Mara backs up, before charging again…)
CRUNCH!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jonny Catchphrase- And every one of those blows is crushing Pete Van Coolsa from within!
Ern Bishop- Wouldn’t be surprised if there’s internal bleeding after that.
(The bus driver, struggling to control the bus with the fight going on right next to him, screams at them to stop, but Mara ignores him, and punches Coolsa several times in the face.)
Jonny Catchphrase- We’re being menaces to society!
Ern Bishop- When we said Las Vegas Streetfight, we didn’t know we were going to be fighting on the actual streets of Vegas!
(Mara tries for another punch, but Coolsa catches him, and he shoves Vinny aside. The Brooklyn Viper stumbles over the lip of the steps, and…)
bumpa bumpa bumpa
THUNK!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(…falls down them, colliding with the door.)
Jonny Catchphrase- And there’s another dent in that door, but had it not been there, Mara would have been sent flying out of the bus!
Ern Bishop- Yeah, it would suck to have someone die at Summer Games again.
(Mara groggily gets to his feet, while, up the steps, Coolsa is trying to catch his breath.)
Jonny Catchphrase- Again?
Ern Bishop- Yeah, don’t you remember? John Lexington bought it last year.
(The bus driver, finally having enough, begins to slow the bus down.)
Jonny Catchphrase- Well, this is just dangerous. How can you expect the poor man to drive when there’s fighting all around him?
(The driver pulls to a stop, and turns to tell Coolsa to get off. Pete’s one step ahead of him, however…)
CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEVASTATION POP!
Ern Bishop- TOPE SUICIDA!
Jonny Catchphrase- Pete Van Coolsa just hit that Suicide Dive, and sent both he and Mara through the bus door!
(The door busts apart, as Mara and Coolsa tumble out onto the sidewalk. The ref, and cameraman follow suit, as the driver swears over the destruction of his bus.)
Ern Bishop- I don’t think the drivers happy. Think we’ll be sued?
Jonny Catchphrase- Probably.
(Coolsa weakly covers…)
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT!
Ern Bishop- That’s still not enough to keep Mara down!
Jonny Catchphrase- So where the heck are we?
(Coolsa rolls off Mara, and both men lie motionless.)
Ern Bishop- Erm… looks like the Las Vegas Strip to me!
(Indeed, bright neon lights are flashing all around the competitors. The ref checks on both men, as they try to get to their feet.)
Jonny Catchphrase- Its been a hell of a back and forth match so far here tonight, this is just getting uglier and uglier by the minute!
(Coolsa gets to one knee, while Mara is still on both. Both men are winded and bleeding.)
Ern Bishop- What a match so far… but all this brawling has brought them to Las Vegas’ most famous area.
(Coolsa gets to his feet, and starts towards Mara, but Mara dives back at Pete with a chop block.)
Jonny Catchphrase- Coolsa’s lucky that his knee wasn’t blown out by that! Chop blocks are a nasty business!
(Coolsa goes down, clutching his leg. Mara drags him up, and throws him…)
CLANG!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(…into a row of newspaper boxes.)
Ern Bishop- Read all about it!
Jonny Catchphrase- This gets any more brutal, and those two might be seeing themselves in the obituary section tomorrow!
(Mara walks over, and grabs Coolsa by the hand. Opening one of the Free Paper boxes, he sticks Coolsas hand inside…)
WHAM!
OH!!!!!!!!!!
(Slamming the door on Pete’s fingers!)
Ern Bishop- That’s just brutal!
Jonny Catchphrase- Indeed, Mara could very well have broken a few fingers with that move, as it is… I bet Pete Van Coolsa’s in extreme pain!
(Pete screams in pain, and clutches his fingers. Mara grabs Coolsa again, but this time, when he opens the box, he places Coolsa’s head on the door, before taking a step back…)
SMACK!
OHHHHHHHHHH!
(…and kicking the door right into Coolsa’s face!)
Ern Bishop- Vinny Mara has grown to new levels of brutality, here tonight.
(Coolsa flops to the concrete, clutching his face, and Mara covers…)
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT!
Ern Bishop- Yes, that hurt, but its not enough!
(Mara raises Coolsa to his feet, and lands several punches, before dragging him along the sideswalk. Finally, he throws Coolsa into a garbage can, and Coolsa knocks it over, Garbage spilling everywhere.)
Jonny Catchphrase- Mara is taking it to Coolsa right now. He keeps this up, and we’re going to have a new champion!
(Blue Lightning tries to get back to his feet, as Mara walks over to a nearby cart, filled with various maintenance supplies. Mara combs through it, before picking up a pink neon light tube.)
Ern Bishop- Looks like some worker left those lying out overnight…
Jonny Catchphrase- And Coolsa’s about to pay for his mistake!
(Vinny walks over to Coolsa, raising the light tube, but Coolsa kicks him in the gut)
Ern Bishop- Pete Van Coolsa is desperately trying to save himself!
(Coolsa quickly gets into his Crane stance, and lands the four kick combo again, sending Mara stumbling even further back)
Jonny Catchphrase- Excellent series of Graceful kicks there by Coolsa.
Ern Bishop- Big mistake by Vinny Mara. He CANNOT allow Coolsa to get back into his martial artistry!
(Coolsa advances in on the dazed Mara, but Mara suddenly recovers…_
CRAAAAAAAAAASH!
tinkle tinkle tinkle tinkle
MAJOR ASS POPPAGE!
(…bringing the light tube down full tilt onto Coolsa’s head)
Jonny Catchphrase- HE WAS PLAYING POSSUM!
Ern Bishop- And Coolsa bit it hook, line, and sinker! And now Mara has himself one hell of a fish!
(Cover…)
ONE!
TWO!
THREENO!
POPPAGE!
Jonny Catchphrase- But that Double Crown title still hasn’t shown up in Mara’s net!
Ern Bishop- The way this is going, that could change quite quickly!
(Mara drags Coolsa up again, and drags him towards a revolving door. Mara throws Pete into the door, before starting to enter himself)
Jonny Catchphrase- Indeed, Coolsa is not looking too good.
(As Mara enters, Coolsa suddenly runs away from Mara, pushing the door with him. Mara can’t get through the gap quick enough, and his hand is caught between the edge and one of the panels!)
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ern Bishop- Looks to me like Pete is paying back his fingers being squashed in kind!
(Mara screams, as Pete presses on the door harder. Mara begins to push the other way, trying to open up a gap wide enough for him to slip his fingers through.)
Jonny Catchphrase- It’s a tug of war, with Mara’s hand hanging in the balance.
(Mara gives a hard shove, freeing his hand just enough. Coolsa fails to notice, and as Mara releases his pressure, the door revolves, sending Pete tumbling out the other side.)
Ern Bishop- Clever move by Mara there… hope his fingers aren’t too badly mauled.
(Coolsa scrapes himself back up, just in time to counter a Mara charge with a monkey toss.)
Jonny Catchphrase- Good idea by Mara, but Coolsa had it scouted.
(Mara tumbles on an elaborately designed carpet, and its evident that we are now in a casino. Mara tries to get up, but Coolsa levels him with a running knee strike.)
Ern Bishop- Pete Van Coolsa is just bringing the pain to Vinny Mara’s world.
Jonny Catchphrase- A single grain of rice can tip the balance… so who’s got that grain?
(Coolsa begins to rain down blows upon Mara, who’s struggling to get up)
Ern Bishop- My god… look at Coolsa go!
Jonny Catchphrase- He’s raining down blows in some unforseen combination!
(Coolsa continues to rain down a flurry of punches and kicks on Mara, who’s unable to escape the barrage.)
Ern Bishop- Looks like he’s just striking at random…
Jonnny Catchphrase- Possibly… but if this keeps up, Mara may very well submit under this pummeling!
(Mara tries to crawl away again, but he’s flattened by another barrage of puches and kicks.)
Ern Bishop- Actually, Coolsa better watch himself. He might wear himself out under all this attacking!
Jonny Catchphrase- Indeed. Pacings definitely the key here!
(Finally, Mara manages to scramble away from Pete’s pummeling. Coolsa charges after him, but Mara moves aside, bringing him down with a drop toe hold.)
Ern Bishop- And once again, the scales begin to tip balance here!
(Mara picks up Coolsa, and the two fight their way deeper into the casino. Mara throws Coolsa into a craps table, as people scatter out of the way.)
Jonny Catchphrase- One of these two is going to hit the jackpot tonight!
(Mara runs in with an elbow strike, doubling Coolsa over. Mara turns, and grabs the dice retreiver for the craps game…)
swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
CRACK!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(…whacking it over Coola’s head!)
Ern Bishop- My god! Red Dragon with a Signapore cane couldn’t have done better!
(Coolsa stumbles, but doesn’t fall, so Vinny raises the stick again…)
CRACK!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!
(..this time breaking it in half!)
Jonny Catchphrase- He broke the stick over his head! Pete Van Coolsa is out on his feet!
THUD!
Ern Bishop- He’s not on his feet anymore!
(Mara reaches down, bringing Coolsa back to his feet. He drags him over to the Spanish 21 table, the dealer protesting loudly as Mara rolls Coolsa onto the table.)
Jonny Catchphrase- What the hell is Vinny Mara doing?
(Mara looks around, before running over to a nearby row of slot matchines. With a heave and a jump, Mara begins to climb the machines.)
Ern Bishop- Looks to me like he’s going big… hell, he’s going HUGE!
Jonny Cathphrase- CCW’s finest is going to fly!
DO IT POP!
(Mara, without much hesitation, takes a leap.. rotating backwards in the air…)
Ern Bishop- He’s a flyweight after all…
Jonny Catchphrase- THIS IS THE NEW STUFF!
dead silence
WHAM!
CRUNCH!
MEGA POP!!!!!!!!!
CUE THAT HOLY SHIT CHANT!!!!!!!!!!
Ern Bishop- SHOOTING STAR LEG DROP! RIGHT THROUGH THAT TABLE!
Jonny Cathphrase- That’s one hell of a sturdy dealers table too! The force Mara had to have when he came down!
(Casino chips are now scattered all over the place as Mara and Coolsa both lie in the shattered wreckage of the table. The ref checks on both, then watches as they recuperate)
Ern Bishop- That completely destroyed both men here! That may have been a critical error on Mara’s part!
(Vinny struggles to move, but he finally gets going, and he flops on PVC for the cover…)
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Jonny Catchphrase- WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!
Ern Bishop- NO! NO! NO! NO! THE REF IS ONLY SIGNALLING TWO!
Whoah!
(The ref holds up two fingers, to protests from Mara.)
Jonny Catchphrase- So close! And yet SO far!
(Mara shakes his head angrlily, before turning back to Coolsa. Pete’s prepared, however, and rolls Mara up!)
ONE!
TWO!
KICKOUT!
Ern Bishop- Coolsa nearly got Mara!
(Mara, pissed off, quickly rolls to his feet, before charging at PVC. He levels him with a clothesline, before stomping away at him.)
Jonny Catchphrase- Small inconvenience. Mara is hell bent now!
(Mara drags Coolsa to the Roulette table, and sets him on top)
Ern Bishop- Why do I suddenly have a flashback to horrid old SSW gimmick matches?
Jonny Catchphrase- Whats Mara doing? That sick shooting star legdrop again?
(Mara sets up Coolsa, going for the Brooklyn Bombshot)
Ern Bishop- HOLY SHIT! Off a table, this could kill PVC!
(Mara lifts Coolsa up…)
BROOKLYN
BOMB
SHO…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jonny Catchphrase- He’s fighting it!
(Pete fires off shots to the head. Mara staggers, before dropping Pete, who lands feet first, crushing the roulette wheel as he hits. Mara tries to brawl, but Pete counters with an elbow thrust to the face)
Ern Bishop- Coolsa’s coming back!
(Pete immediately goes into the Tiger stance, and fires off five clawed jabs to the body.)
Jonny Catchphrase- The War Wounds!
Ern Bishop- Rip his heart out! Like they did in Indiana Jones!
(Mara stumbles to the edge of the table, and it takes just a quick thrust kick to send him flying off the table)
Jonny Catchphrase- Mara’s down!
(Pete assumes Phoenix stance, and hops to the edge of the table)
Ern Bishop- Uh this could be bad.
LIGHTNING STRIKES!
BAM!
Jonny Catchphrase- He’s got him! He’s got him!
(Covers…)
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
DING DING DING!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEGA MASSIVE POP!
Talula Belle- YOUR WINNER, AND STILL DOUBLE CROWN CHAMPION, PETE VAN COOLSA!
Jonny Catchphrase- HE DID IT! HE DID IT! PETE RETAINED!
Ern Bishop- And in a hell of a match too boot!
Jonny Catchphrase- What a match! Mara nearly pulled it out, but in the end, Coolsa keeps his form!