*Lee: Well back from the break, do you know what is up now?
*Grant: Of course I do! The Battle Royale, the winner will face the World champ later in the night!
*Lee: Correct my Northern dimwit!
War for Dominance
Parcipants
PWA
Zane
"The Loose Cannon" Jeremy Knyte
"Lightning" Kris Kage
CWF
Drew Jacobs
Craig Sinister
"Handsome" Jimmy Danger
MCW
Luscious Sweet
"Down South Hustla" Vincent Webb
Pimp Daddy Pain
OHWF
Azaul
Craig Smith "The Real American"
Ty "Red Hook" Hawks
BWA
Hunter Hill
Logan Cain
John Katz
IWF
Shooter Martin
Suicide
Johnny Ringo
WCCW
T Dawg
"The Outsider" Philip Jones
The Prime Punisher
*Lee: Well four men will start, then every thirty seconds, not one, but TWO men will enter the ring, and continue the battle.
*Grant: Two men? That must be some Southern thing.
*Lee: Actually it makes for a much faster paced matchup. Wait and see!
*Grant: 21 men all wanting to face the World Champ. What a match this is going to be.
*Lee: Ah..... wait make that 19 I have just recieved word, Ty Hawks of the OHWF, and T Dawg of WCCW had problems making here to Knoxville tonight.
*Grant: Oh.
(The lights dim, and the first
four wrestlers are usherd to the ring. Luscious Sweet, Shooter
Martin, Craig Smith, and Jimmy Danger! All four men slide in, and
immediately attack eachother! Danger nails Martin with flying
forearm that nearly sends Shooter to the floor. Smith and Sweet
lock up, but Sweet breaks the grapple, and hammers Smith a
clothesline. Smith turns toward Danger, only to be caught with a
superkick! Danger grabs Smith, and whips him to the ropes, and
catche him in a flap jack! Danger runs to the ropes, and comes
back, but Sweet is up, and hammers him with a lariat!
Lee: its time for two more!
Grant: John Katz, and Phillip Jones!
(Jones and Katz slide in, and both nail Sweet with big forearm
smashes. They turn on eachother, and Katz hammers Jones to the
mat with a lariat. Shooter, pulling himself up using the ropes,
gets clocked with a dropkick from Katz, that sends him out to the
floor!
***Shooter Martin was eliminated by John Katz***
(Katz turns, and Jimmy Danger nails him with a clothesline over
the top! Katz holds onto the ropes, and pulls himself back in.
Jones grabs Craig Smith by the hair, and tosses him over the top
rope!
***Craig Smith was eliminated by Phillip Jones***
(Katz and Danger lock up while Sweet and Jones pound eachother
relentlessly in the corner. Katz reverses a headlock by Danger,
and drops him on his head with a huge murder backdrop! Katz
begins stomping away on Danger, but from behind, Sweet runs him
over with a back elbow smash. Sweet lifts Katz back to his feet,
and tries to toss him over the ropes, but Katz breaks free, and
sends Luscious Sweet tumbling over the top rope, and to the
floor!)
***Luscious Sweet was eliminated by John Katz***
Grant: Three in the ring.
Lee: But two more on the way!
(The Prime Punisher, and Pimp Daddy Pain run to the ring, but are
met by Katz and Danger in the center of the ring. The Prime
Punisher charges at Danger, but JD ducks, and backdrops The Prime
Punisher right back to the outside!)
***The Prime Punisher was eliminated by Jimmy Danger!***
Grant: That was a quickie. Just like your mo...
Lee: This is national television.
(Katz and Danger charge
eachother, and both men catch eachother in double clotheslines.
Pain and Jones lock up, but PDP gains the upperhand, and drops
Jones hard onto his head with a piledriver. Pain runs to the
ropes, and comes back, droping a big leg drop across Jones chest.
PDP lifts the Outsider back to his feet, and attempts to toss him
over the top rope, but Jones holds on, and finally breaks free.
Katz gets back to his feet, and lifts Danger back up, and tosses
him to the ropes. Danger ducks under a clothesline attempt by
Katz, and rocks him with a well timed neckbreaker! Danger points
to the top rope, and begins to climb up, when PDP grabs him from
behind, and side suplex's him hard into the center of the ring!)
Lee: Great move by Pimp Daddy Pain.
(PDP lifts Danger back to his feet, and tosses him hard into the
corner. Danger stumbles out, as Pain nails him with a cross body
block.)
Grant: TWO MORE!!
Lee: Its HUNTER HILL AND CRAIG SINISTER!!!
(Sinister and Hill slide in, but Sinister quickly nails Hill from
behind, and drops him to one knee. Sinister applies a shoulder
claw, but the hold is broken thanks to a well place cresent kick
to Sinister's kisser compliments of John Katz. Katz stomps away
on Sinister as Hill gets back to his feet, and charges at Jimmy
Danger, flattening him with a football tackle. Hill picks up
Danger and tosses him across the ring to the far ropes. Danger
goes flying in, and he blindsides Phillip Jones, sending both men
hard to the ring floor!)
***Jimmy Danger and Phillip Jones were eliminated by Hunter
Hill***
(Sinister nails John Katz from
behind with a dropkick that sends Katz face first into the
turnbuckle. Katz stumbles out, right into a scoop by Sinister,
Sinister drops Katz throat first across the top rope, which sends
Katz to the floor!
***John Katz was eliminated by Craig Sinister***
(Sinister begins parading around the ring, and taunting Katz on
the outside. From behind, Pimp Daddy Pain nails him with a
shoulder tackle, thats sends Sinister to the floor!!)
***Craig Sinister was eliminated by Pimp Daddy Pain.***
Lee: Thats what you get for being arrogant!
(Sinister gets up on the ring apron, and grabs Pimp Daddy Pain,
and pulls him over the top rope, and tosses him to the floor!
Sinister begins stomping away on the MCW athlete in rage!)
***Pimp Daddy Pain has been eliminated***
Grant: That was folly! That man should be fined heavily!
Lee: Shut up you dumb yank.
Grant: Oh yeah you dirty
Southern muther fu...
Lee: Here comes Suicide and Kris Kage!!
(Suicide and Kage charge to the ring, and attack Hunter Hill. The
World Television champion, side steps a clothesline attempt by
Kage, but Suicide nails him with a spinning heel kick. Hill rolls
out of the way of knee drop, and gets back to his feet, to nail
Suicide with a huge right hand that sends him hard into the
corner. Hill pursues with a series of knife edged chops, that are
interupted by a german suplex from Kris Kage. Kage stomps away on
Hill as Suicide regains composer and makes his way to the top
rope. Kage lifts Hill back to his feet, as Suicide leaps out,
nailing both men with a 450 splash!)
Grant: That was a beauty of a move.
Lee: That it was.
(Suicide lifts Kage back to his feet, and whips him hard into the
corner, and charges in. Suicide attempts a springboard back
elbow, but Kage rolls out of the way, and Suicide nails the
ringpost hard. Suicide stumbles out as Kage grabs him and drops
him with a huge powerslam! Hill charges over, and nails Kage with
a boot to the stomach, into an Ace Crusher! Hill stomps away on
Kage before lifting him back to his feet, and setting him against
the ropes.)
Grant: Two more already?
Lee: well these guys are early!
(Azaul and Logan Cain charge to the ring, and immediatly turn on
eachother. Azaul gains the advantage, and whips Cain to the
ropes, and goes for a huge boot. Cain slides under the boot, and
grabs Azaul from behind, and plants him with a front russian
legsweep! Cain drops a huge knee to the back of Azaul's neck but
is then rocked by a knee attack from Suicide. Suicide lifts Cain
to his feet, and sets him up over his shoulder, and drops hard
into a shouldebuster, then into a slam! Suicide runs to the
ropes, and attempts an Asai moonsault, but Cain gets his knees up
in time! Hunter Hill grabs Kris Kage by the hair, and attempts to
toss him over the ropes, but Azaul grabs him from behind, and
hammers him hard into the ring corner. Hill stumbles out, and
Suicide nails him with a dropkick, sending the World TV champ
over the top and onto the floor.)
Grant: Hill is gone!
Lee: See ya!
***Hunter Hill has been eliminated***
(Suicide turns, only to get run over by a clothesline from Logan
Cain. Cain stomps away on Suicide, and then lifts him up,
executing a snap suplex. Kage and Azaul exchange rights, until
Azaul gains the advantage with a face rake, and rocks Kage with a
belly to belly suplex. Logain Cain attacks Kage, but Kage ducks
under a clothesline, and surprises Cain with a Spinebuster! Kage
turns back toward Azaul, but is hammered by a dropkick from
Suicide.)
Grant: Here comes Jeremy Knight and Johnny Ringo!
(Knight and Ringo slide in, and get right into the action. Ringo
and Suicide double up on Kage, as Knight nails Azaul with an axe
bomber smash. Knight picks Azaul up, and tosses him hard into the
corner. Knight slowly paces in, and nails Azaul with a couple of
viscious knife edged chops. Azaul stumbles out, and Knight scoops
him up and drops him with an inverted piledriver. Cain charges at
Knight, but Knight catches him with a huge boot to the face that
sends Cain stumbling back. Knight catches him, and plants him
with a samoan drop. Knight turns to Suicide and Ringo and charges
at him with a double clothesline, but both Dreams Inc. members
duck underneith, and nail Knight with a double neckbreaker! Ringo
lifts Knight back to his feet, and tosses him to the ropes.
Suicide cuts across to the other side of the ring.)
Lee: Looks like a 3-D coming up!
(Kage pulls down the top rope, and Suicide tumbles over and onto
the floor below!)
***Suicide has been eliminated***
(Ringo looks up, only to be caught by a boot to the kisser from
Knight. Kage charges over, but Knight ducks, backdropping him
over the top rope, and onto the floor!)
***Kris Kage has been eliminated***
(Knight grabs from behind, and sets him up for a reverse DDT, but
Cain reverses the hold, and whips Knight over with a snap neck
takeover. Ringo tries to come in, but Azaul cuts him off and
nails him with a shoulder block. Azaul stomps away on Ringo, and
then slowly lifts him to his feet. Ringo pulls away, and nails
Azaul with a few kidney shots, before gaining the upperhand, and
rocking Azaul with a sidewalk slam.)
Lee: Nice move.
(Knight lifts Cain back up, and sets him up for a suplex, but
Knight blocks, and reverses the grapple, turning it into a
tornado suplex of his own! Knight goes to the second turnbuckle,
and drops a huge elbow across the forehead of Cain!)
Grant: Look! Vincent Webb and Drew Jacobs are coming!
(Webb and Jacobs slide in, and attack the other men in the ring.
Jacobs goes right after Cain and stomps on him visciously. Webb
and Knight lock up, and Webb quickly executes a dragon suplex on
Knight. Jeremy Knight rolls out of the way of a leg drop, and
lunges at Webb, tackling him to the ground with a football
tackle. Ringo has Azaul by the collar, and tosses him over the
top and onto the floor!)
***Azaul has been eliminated***
(Knight lifts Webb back to his feet, and whips him hard into the
corner. Webb charges in, and connects with a back elbow. Jacobs
comes in, but Webb nails him with a boot to the stomach, and into
a powerbomb! Jacobs reverses the move, and slams Webb down with a
facebuster! Jacobs goes to the top rope, and signals for the FALL
FROM GREATNESS! Ringo comes across, and nails Jacobs with a low
blow! Jacobs drops hard onto the ringpost! Ringo climbs up with
him, but from behind, Jeremy Knight pulls him off and sends Ringo
hard onto the back of his head. Knight climbs up, and grabs
Jacobs, and tosses him off, and onto the announcers table! Jacobs
crashes through, splintering the table to pieces!)
***Drew Jacobs has been eliminated***
Grant: Rough night for Jacobs. Man he is taking his lumps.
Lee: We are missing someone right?
Grant: Yeah, Zane from the PWA.
(Webb and Knight lock back up, and struggle for an advantage
while Ringo and Cain lock up. Cain overpowers Ringo, and forces
him into a kneeling position. Ringo reverses the hold, and flips
Cain over using a japanese arm drag.)
Lee: There is the last man!
(Zane comes to the ring wearing a black Armani suit. He slowly
makes his way down the ramp, and watches outside of the ring for
a little bit.)
Grant: C'mon get in!
Lee: There is no time limit on getting in, its STAYING in is what
is the hard part.
(Zane sits on the ring apron, and watches the action in the ring.
Ringo lifts Cain back to his feet, and tosses him to the ropes.
Cain comes over, and quickly, Zane pulls down the top rope,
sending Cain falling over and onto the floor.)
***Logan Cain has been eliminated***
(Zane rolls under the bottom rope, and into the ring. Ringo
stomps away on him, but Zane pulls himself back to his feet, and
nails Ringo a low blow. Ringo drops down in pain, and Zane shoves
him from behind, over the top rope!)
***Johnny Ringo has been eliminated***
(Zane slowly paces around the ring, as Webb and Knight nail
eachother with right hands. Knight over powers the hustla, tosses
Webb to the ropes. Zane cuts Webb off with a leg trip, and slams
Webb's face off the mat. Zane stomps away on him, but Knight
comes in, and grabs Zane from behind, planting him with a German
Suplex! Zane rolls away holding the back of his head, as Knight
comes closer. Knight lifts Zane to his feet, but Zane blocks, and
catches Knight with a DDT.)
Grant: Great move by Zane.
(Zane lifts Knight back up, but Webb is up, and he grabs Zane and
tosses him to the ropes. Zane comes back, and is caught in a flap
jack by Webb! Zane rolls away and pulls himself up using the
ropes. Webb grabs Knight, and sets him up for a piledriver, but
Knight breaks free and reverses the hold into a sleeper! Quickly,
Webb reverses, then again, Knight reverses. Both men turn to
eachother, and flatten eachother with a clotheslines. Both men
lay on the mat breathing heavily.)
Lee: Look at Zane!!
(Zane uses the ropes for leverage, and reaches into his tights,
and pulls out a set of handcuffs. Ring side officials try to
persuade him from using them, but Zane latches himself onto the
top rope!)
Grant: That genius!
Lee: He's cheating!
(Webb and Knight both get back to there feet, and look at Zane
with his back to them. Both men charge over, and nail Zane,
sending all three men over the top rope. Zane gets held to the
top rope by the handcuffs, as Knight and Webb tumble over. Webb
reaches up, but Zane nails him with a boot to the face. Knight
and Webb touch the floor and the bell sounds.)
***Vincent Webb and Jeremy Knight were eliminated***
***The winner of the match, in 0:55:21 and ON HIS WAY TO FACE
DIABLO.... Zane!!***
Grant: Zane with the win!
Lee: What a cheap win! I am really disliking you Yanky bastards.
Grant: A win is a win my friend!
Lee: Well, we'll see how the North holds up in this next match,
its for the World tag belts.
Grant: Crippler and Rocker take on Reign of Pain.
(The lights dim, and "Its All Me" plays over the P.A.
WFWA President Darryl Marin steps out carrying a mic.)
Marin: Hello Knoxville! I hope you are loving R&R cause I
sure am. The reason I am out here tonight, concerns this next
matchup. You see, last week, The Dawgs and Reign of Pain were in
a very controversial match at the OHWF Pay Per View. The Dawgs
claim that they won the match, and so do Reign of Pain. So, to
make it easier for everyone, this next match will not be just a
normal tag team match, it will be A TRIPLE THREAT TAG TEAM
MATCH!!!
Lee: Woh! Triple threat tag team! I like it!
Grant: So do I!
World
Tag Team Title Match
Reign of Pain (C) .vs. Crippler & Travis Rocker .vs. The
Dawgs
(The lights dim, and "My
Time" pounds over the PA as Crippler and Travis Rocker step
out to a crowd pop. They make there way to the ring, and slide
in. "The Ex" theme errupts, as Dirty Dogg, and Madd
Dawg Johnson appear at the entrance way. They head toward the
ring, and take there spots. "Bawitabda" by Kid Rock
pounds out, as RoP step out carrying the World tag belts. They
strut to the ring, and step in using the stairs.)
Lee: Lets get it on!
Grant: There are no pigs here you dirty souther...
Lee: (BEEP) you.
(Hughes drops his belt, and charges at Crippler, nailing him with
an elbow smash. Dirty Dogg charges over, but Hughes nails him
with a huge boot. Hughes stomps away on DD as Crippler pulls
himself back to his feet. Crippler grabs Hughes from behind, and
tosses him to the ropes. Hughes comes back, and Crippler catches
him with an over head suplex! Hughes rolls away, and tags in
Larry Mauer. Mauer steps in, and Crippler charges at him. Mauer
ducks under a lariat by Crippler, but is nailed by a drop kick
from Dirty Dogg. Dirty Dogg nails Crippler with a right hand, and
tosses him across the ropes. Dirty Dogg follows Crippler across,
and attempts a spinning heel kick, but Crippler holds onto the
ropes, and DD lands hard on his back. Crippler tags in Rocker,
and both BWA men grab Mauer, and rock him with a double suplex.)
Lee: Great teamwork by the southern boys.
(Crippler is forced out, and Dirty Dogg tags in Johnson. MDJ
steps in, and nails Rocker with a right, followed by a boot to
the stomach. Johnson sets Rocker up for a suplex, but Mauer is
up, and breaks up the hold with a double clothesline. Mauer
stomps away on Johnson, and tosses him into his corner. Mauer
tags in Hughes, and then lifts Johnson to the second rope. Hughes
grabs Johnson's head, and leaps out, nailing a diamond cutter-ace
crusher variation! Hughes covers Johnson!
1...
2...
Save by Rocker!
(Rocker stomps away on Hughes, and lifts him back to his feet,
and into a DDT position. Rocker spins, and hammers Hughes with a
twist of fate neckbreaker! Rocker covers Hughes!
1...
2...
Save by Johnson!
*Lee: This is a good match.
*Grant: No kidding.
(Johnson lifts Rocker up, and nails him with a series of knife
edged chops. Johnson backs Rocker into the corner, and begins to
boot choke him. Hughes slowly gets up, and he grabs Johnson from
behind, and spins him around, planting him with a samoan drop.
Hughes grabs Rocker, and tosses him across the ring, to the other
corner. Hughes charges in, but Rocker moves, and tags in
Crippler. Hughes doesn't see the tag, and he charges at Rocker,
only to be rocked by a lariat from Crippler. Crippler grabs
Hughes by the legs, and applies a texas clover leaf, but it is
broken up quickly by Madd Dawg Johnson. Johnson nails Crippler
with a right, and attempts to toss him to the ropes, but Crippler
reverses it, and catches Johnson with an atomic drop! Crippler
bounces off the ropes, and drops a big leg drop across the back
of MDJ. Crippler hooks the leg for the cover!
1...
2...
Kickout by Johnson!
*Grant: Close call!
(Crippler lifts MDJ back to his feet, and nails him with a couple chops across the chest. Hughes gets up, and nails Crippler from behind with a dropkick, that sends the former World champ hard into the turnbuckles. Crippler stumbles out, and Hughes catches him with a big bulldog faceslam! Hughes tags in Mauer, and both RoP members lift Crippler to his feet, and toss him to the ropes. Crippler comes back, and right into a double spinebuster by RoP! Mauer covers!
1...
2...
Save by Johnson!
(MDJ grabs Mauer, and lifts him off Crippler. Mauer swings at Johnson, but MDJ ducks, and plants Mauer with a skewer DDT! MDJ tags in Dirty Dogg, and then lifts Mauer back to his feet. Dirty Dogg climbs to the top rope, as Johnson sets Mauer up for a powerbomb!)
*Grant: This is going to be cool!
(Dirty Dogg leaps out and catches Mauer with a guillotine leg drop, at the same time Johnson drops him with a powerbomb!)
*Lee: That was a great move!
(Dirty Dogg covers!
1...
2....
3! NO!!! Save by Crippler!
(From the back, Drew Jacobs steps out wearing a Nighthawk T-Shirt, and baggy Hilfiger Jeans. He struts to the ring and stands at ringside looking on.)
*Grant: What is he doing here?
*Lee: *shrugs* Hell if I know. Why don't you go ask him pretty boy?
(The wrestlers in the ring are totally oblivious to Jacobs, but Rocker, Johnson, and Hughes on the outside are getting alot of lip from the guest. Inside, Crippler lifts Dirty Dogg to his feet, and sets him up for a suplex, but DD rolls over his back, and pushes Crippler to the ropes. Jacobs hops up on the apron, and pulls down the top rope, sending Crippler to hard to the floor. Rocker runs over in aid of Crippler, but Jacobs side steps an apron dive from Rocker, and slams Travis hard to the ring floor. Jacobs grabs Crippler and tosses him hard into the ring steps. Inside the ring, Hughes tags in Mauer, and both men nail Dirty Dogg from behind with a forearm smashes. Johnson steps in on behalf of Dirty Dogg, but Jacobs grabs his foot, and pulls him outside. Johnson swings at Jacobs,
DING!!!!
*Grant: Jacobs just clocked Johnson with the ring bell!
DING!!!
*Lee: And Crippler too!!!
(Mauer grabs Dirty Dogg, and tosses him to the ropes, and tosses him up in a backdrop, as Hughes cuts across and RoP hammer Dirty Dogg with a 3-D! Hughes covers!
1...
2...
3!!!
***The winners, and still WFWA World Tag Team Champions, REIGN OF PAIN!! 0:21:35***
*Grant: Well give the helping hand to Jacobs on that win.
(Jacobs slides into the ring with his duffle bag, and he tears it open, and hands RoP two shirts. )
*Lee: What?
(Mauer and Hughes put on the shirts, and turn to get a HUGE pop from the crowd.)
*Grant: THEY ARE NEW NIGHTHAWK MEMBERS!!
*Lee: Jacobs brought back the Hawks!!
*Grant: RoP and Jacobs!
(Jacobs grabs a mic)
Jacobs: Ladies and Gentleman of the WFWA, let me be the first to introduce to you the GREATEST.. stable in WFWA history...THE NIGHTHAWKS!!!
*Grant: I can't believe this.
Jacobs: But don't think this is the end of it. I will have another member join our ranks in the coming weeks, and be warned. *he points at Crippler* You losers in the MSS will soon see why, I am THE GREATEST...SHOW...ON EARTH!!!
*Lee: Jacobs and the Hawks are back again! Man I love this!
*Grant: Up next, is the WFWA North American Title Match! Gunz and Harris!
WFWA North American Title Match
R J Harris vs Gary Gunz
Grant:Gunz wasn't about to
wait for this one to meet the bell.. he wants some of Harris' ass
right now! And Harris gets rolled headfirst down the ramp!
[The action gets a raw pop for sheer brutality factor. Harris
goes sprawling at the foot of the stage, as Gunz delivers a
running boot to the back of his skull.]
Lee: And Gunz isn't letting up a bit! Boots to the head! We'll
see how tough Harris can get without the aid of any help..
Grant: Harris is more hardcore than five-day-old gouda.
Lee: What?
Grant: See? He took that irish whip like a man. Headfirst into
the security barrier, and he's charging right back at Gunz.
Lee: He isn't charging, he's staggering.. and now he's getting
irish whipped into the OTHER side of the aisle.
[CRASH. The crowd fence jumps back a good foot as Harris goes
sprawling into it. The resulting audience response is damn near
deafening.]
Grant: And ANOTHER irish whip! Damn!
Lee: That isn't tin he's being thrown into, either! Case-hardened
steel tubing, designed to resist even the most vicious impacts!
Grant: Oh, wow. Listen to the metallurgist guy over here.
Lee: Gunz has reinvented the fine art of the entrance, now.. he
and Harris have reached the ring with a minor amount of damage to
the facilities..
Grant: It's early, yet.
##DING! DING! DING!##
Lee: There's the bell, this one's officially off and running!
Grant: What's with Gunz offense? I haven't seen this much
sissy-punching since Tie Domi made a two-game swing against the
Thrashers.
Lee: You're the master of the unrelated cheap sports reference.
What The hell does hockey have to do with anything?
Lee: I don't expect you to understand. It isn't like you ever
played the game.
Grant: And you HAVE?!
Lee: Meanwhile, in the RING, Gary Gunz is just pounding Harris'
face off that top
turnbuckle! The crowd's in a frenzy--here's the count!
"ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT!
NINE--"
[Gunz drags Harris back by the short-cropped cut of his hair.
With a ballerina embellishment, he builds force off of a full
360-degree rotation, before sending Harris chest-first into the
corner. Harris hits loudly enough for the people five rows back
to hear his breath knocked free, and slumps against the ropes.]
"TEN!"
Grant: WHAT an irish whip! That might be a broken sternum!
Lee: No more singing in the shower for him.
Grant: And Gary ain't NEAR finished with this one! Back-bodydrop!
Lee: With plenty of hangtime! R J gets bounced off the mat, and
Gary has him back on his feet before he's got time to figure out
what zip code he's in!
Grant: Another irish whip? That's like meatloaf every night of
the week!
Lee: Harris, slung into the ropes..
Grant: Too quick! He slips under, and--
[Promptly drives his heel into Gunz's crotch. As if frozen in
mid-baseball slide, Harris' foot slams up between Gary's legs,
resulting in an expression that's sure to make highlight reels
for decades to come.]
Lee: Equalizer! Hello!
Grant: I wonder how much the fan that just caught Gary's nuts is
gonna sell them
for on eBay?
Lee: Harris turns the tables as ONLY he's prone to do, with a
brutal kick to the lower abdominal area!
Grant: Do they teach you that term in stiff announcing school?
Can't you just say nuts? Nads? Crotch?
Lee: Harris up to both feet, and he sends Gary HARD into the
corner with a
nimble irish whip!
Grant: And here it comes--running handspring elbow into the
corner! People forget that R J Harris has that cruiserweight
arsenal. The consumate mat technician. And Harris is unrelenting
in the corner! Stiff back-elbows to the jaw and nose!
Lee: Of course, the official's there to get in the way, since we
can never have
TOO much fun..
Grant: WOAH! Gunz with a haymaker over the official's head!
Harris drops under
it!
Lee: NO! AGAIN! That can permanently cripple a man! Get in there,
ref!
[R J's sudden crouch is followed by a swift and lethal low-blow
that not only whips around behind the official's legs, but plants
a fist in the still-tender 'lower abdominal' region of Gary's
poor body. Gunz looks like he's in some serious hurt.]
Lee: A tad bit predictable, but hell--whatever you need to do to
win.
Grant: I can't believe you'd condone that kind of action.
Lee: You do what it takes to get a "W". If Harris has
to result to peter-punching, so be it.
Grant: Peter-punching! I want a shirt with that on it!
Lee: Spinning heel kick! Spinning heel kick, right in Gunz's jaw!
Harris was waiting for the official to move aside, and he just
took Gary Gunz's head off!
Grant: Turnabout is fair play.
Lee: Turnabout to WHAT?
Grant: And the sheer force is enough to send Gunz spilling
through the ring ropes.. we're back out on the arena floor, where
it's safe to say that Harris has the advantage..
Lee: I'm sometimes tempted to dive headfirst into those steel
steps to see if I
could take it.
Grant: You don't understand how much I'd pay you to do that.
Lee: And speak of the devil, here's Harris with a two-handed
irish whip into the ring steps--
Grant: Harris is stomping the hell out of Gunz on the floor. R J
pulls Gunz up and rolls him into the ring and follows up with an
elbow drop as he climbs through the ropes that has Gunz gasping
for air. Ole R J has really turned this match around to his
advantage. Gunz getting to his feet and Harris bounces off the
ropes and nailsGunz with a knee lift that just rocked the head of
Gary Gunz. Harris on top throwing lefts and rights like he's been
training with Mike Tyson until the ref reaches the four count and
Harris stopsand looks and Gunz and then pulls him up and
perfectly executed snap suplex and a cover.
One
Two
Th.....
Lee: Noooooo, Gunz barely got a shoulder up.
Grant: Harris immediately on the attack as he leaps off the
middle turnbuckle with a bull dog take down.
Lee: Oh hell Harris spins around Gunz head and executes a tornado
DDT that plants Gary Gunz. Harris with a pick up and release
german suplex and covers....
1....
2...
3!!!
Grant: Harris has defeated Gary Gunz to become the New WFWA North
American Title.
Your Winner.....and New WFWA NORTH AMERICAN CHAMPION.....R J
HARRISSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
Lee: Big win for R.J. Harris!
Grant: Well, we still have TWO more matches on the card tonight, Hill will take on MDJ tonight for the World TV title!
WFWA World Television Title
Madd Dawg Johnson .vs. Hunter Hill (C)
Ring Announcer: This match is
scheduled for one fall, making his way to the ring weighing inat
234lbs, the contender.... Madd Dawg Johnson!
(Nookie by Limp Bizkit booms out through the arena as the crowd
erupts with cheers as Madd Dawgruns down the ramp and slides into
the ring. He stands in the corner and awaits the champ.)
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring weighing in at 268lbs,
the World Television
Champ...... Hunter Hill!
(Hill makes his way to the ring with cheers and boos from the
crowd as he slides under the ropesand drops his belt in the
corner and waits for the bell.)
Lee: Well this match is gonna be a great one.
Grant: You got that right. Well with Hill being new too holding a
WFWA title and facing a great veteran in Johnson.
Lee: Yeah Johnson knows all the tricks of the trade and he also
knows what it takes be a champ. Well here we go.
(The bell sounds and the two men lock up. Johnson gets the upper
hand and throws Hill to the corner. Johnson follows in with a
corner splash but Hill slips out. Hill grabs Johnson and whips
him to the ropes. Johnson comes off the ropes and Hill applies a
sleeper hold in the middle of the ring. Johnson reaches up and
grabs the back of Hills neck and drops to the mat nailing Hill's
chin off of MDJ's head. Both men get up slowly but Johnson
clotheslines Hill back to the mat. Johnson pulls him up and whips
him to the ropes and then nails him with big back body drop.
Johnson drops a leg on Hill and makes the cover. The ref gets in
position.)
1...
2..kickout by Hill!
(Johnson picks Hill up and nails him with a sidewalk slam and
then goes to the top rope. Johnson comes off with a big frog
splash but Hill rolled out of the way in time. Hill gets up to
his feet and pulls Johnson up and nails him with an atomic drop.
Hill takes a minute to recover and then stomps away on Johnson.
Hill pulls Johnson up to his feet and whips him to the ropes and
catches him with cross body block and hooks the leg. The ref gets
in position for the
count.)
1...
2...
kickout by MDJ!
Grant: Well we knew that this match was gonna be a good one.
Lee: Yeah neither one of these guys is ready to call it a night
yet. Hey here comes the Vagabonds. What the hell are they doing
here?
Grant: Well we are about to find out cause they are coming
towards us.
(Harris and Suka pick up headsets and join the commentary crew.)
Harris: Well before you ask what we are doing here, i want to say
what a great show this is. I am happy to be here and to assisst
you guys with the commentary.
Lee: So what are you really doing out here?
Suka: Well we are just here to do a little color commentary with
you guys. What's wrong with that!
Lee: Not a thing. Well it looks like Hill has the upper hand here
in this match, so let's get back to it.
Harris: sounds good to me.
(Hill pulls Johnson up to his feet and whips him to the ropes and
catches him with a high angle slam. Hill goes off the ropes and
goes for a big elbow drop but Johnson slides out of the way.
Johnson pulls Hill up to his feet and whips him to the ropes but
Hill reverses and whips Johnson to the ropes. Johnson comes off
the ropes and ducks under the clothesline of Hill and spins him
around. Slice and Dice by Johnson. He covers Hill and the ref
slides into postion for the count.)
Lee: Slice and Dice!.... Slice and Dice! We are gonna have a new
champ here!
Harris: Excuse us gentlemen!
Grant: Hey what are they doing?
1...
2...
3.. no Harris pulled Johnson off of Hill!
(Harris stomps away on Johnson. Suka climbs to the top rope and
sits there. Harris stomps away still and then picks Johnson up
and puts him into a powerbomb position. Suka gets ready to leap.
Harris picks Johnson up and Suka comes off the ropes as Harris
slams Johnson down and catches him with a neckbreaker. The two
men then slide out of the ring and walk up the aisle. The ref is
calling for the bell.)
Ring Announcer: This match has been ruled a disqualification. The
winner of the bout.... Madd Dawg Johnson!, but still champ....
Hunter Hill!
Lee: For the love of god, did you see that?
Grant: MDJ still is not moving. Someone had better call the
paramedics out here.
Lee: What a devastating move.
Grant: Yeah well i bet Hill isn't to worried about it.
Lee: Well the show must continue. Next up we have the World title
Match, Zane and Diablo! One on One!