A Hero is in question....
It may be an Immortal Champion, Or a True Savior...
A Nightbringer, or a Natural....
Then again..It could be a Sinister one...Or the Bastard in us all...
Thus...The Reign of Pain may be upon us...but even a Dawg may have his day...
Presents...
International War!!!
Taka: Hello America!!! Welcome to International War, live from Japan!
Dan: Well, I'm here on behalf of the WFWA, and with me, is Taka Hygaku of the Japanese wrestling coucil!
Taka: Glad to be here, whats on the agenda for tonight?
Dan: Well, we have a whole lot of things to happen tonight, but word has it, the WFWA is going to kick the show off with a big header!
Taka: What?
Dan: Well...the TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!!!
Taka: Benson, Corey and Rob Bastard!
Dan: Yep..
Rob Bastard .vs. Ryan Corey .vs. Dan Benson
Taka: Typical American.
Dan: Shut up bitch.
(A set of red, white and blue fireworks errupt from the entrance way, and "Right Now" by Van Halen plays as the Nightbringer, Ryan Corey sturts out to a huge crowd reaction while showing off the WFWA World Television tilte . Corey struts to the ring, and slides in. The lights dim, out and the Natural Boy appears on the huge screen. Dan Benson walks out carrying the WFWA North American title to a chorus of boos. Benson enters the ring using the steps, and takes his place in the corner.)
Taka: We are ready to go!!
DING!!! DING!!!
(Benson and Corey pace eachother, then quickly turn to Rob Bastard in a double clothesline attempt. Quickly Bastard rolls out of the ring with a boo from the crowds. Bastard grabs Benson's foot, and pulls him down, and out onto the ring floor. Bastard nails Benson with a big right hand, then sends him hard into the gaurdrail. Corey steps out, and leaps off the apron, nailing Bastard with a dropkick, sending him crashing into the ring post. Corey lifts Bastard off the floor, but Benson is there and he levels Corey with a short lariat. Benson stomps away on Corey, as Rob Bastard picks himself off the mat, and slides in under the bottom rope. Benson stops his boot assault on Corey, and lifts "The Nightbringer" up, and heaves him into the ring. Rob Bastard is up, an he lifts Corey off the mat and tosses him to the ropes. Benson slides in, and he grabs Bastard from behind, and delivers a quick neckbreaker! Coming back from the ropes, Corey quickly leaps out and nails Benson with a flying forearm! Corey quickly covers!
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Kickout by Benson!
*Dan: Great match so far, no one has been a dominant figure yet.
(Bastard slowly gets back to his feet, and he reaches for Benson from behind. Benson dodges a clothesline by Corey, but it clocks Bastard, and sends RB to the mat hard! Corey looms of the fallen Bastard, but Benson grabs him from behind, and pulls him down with an Indian sleeper! Corey tries to break free, but Benson tightens the hold! Bastard slowly gets up, and makes his way to the corner, pulling himself to the top rope. Referee Yaku Saki checks Corey!
NO Tap!! (Bastard leaps out!)
Dan: GILMAN STREET SPLASH on both men!!!
(Bastard covers both men!)
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2...
Benson pushes Bastard off!!!
(Ryan Corey slowly pulls himself back up using the ropes, as a frustrated Rob Bastard nails Benson with a series of boots to the chest. Bastard turns to Corey and quickly whips the Nightbringer across the ropes. Benson, standing at the other side of the ring, is blindsided by Corey, and both men tumble over the ropes and onto the floor. Rob Bastard follows both men out, and picks the Nightbringer off the floor, and whips him towards the annoucers table. Benson slowly gets up to his feet, when from behind a fan leaps over the railing and clocks Benson with a huge lariat!)
Dan: Its R.J. HARRIS!!! HE'S BACK!!!
Taka: Bonzai!!!!
(Bastard rolls Corey back into the ring, and on the outside, Benson is being destroyed by R.J. Referee Saki runs to the ropes and tells the ringside official to call for the bell!!
***This match was RULED A NO CONTEST!!!***
Dan: What! I want to see belts united!!
Taka: No way Josee.
Dan: Its Jose'.
Taka: Whateva..
Dan: Up next, its the IWF Heavyweight title! The IWF was the only fed to enter in a match for this WFWA event.
Taka: Why is that?
Dan: None of the other WFWA regions sent in any matches.
Taka: Its a great show though!
(A camera cuts to the locker area, where Craig Sinister is strutting through the halls with IWF title. Jacobs appears from a room, and stops Sinister in the halls.)
*Jacobs: Good luck buddy.
*Sinister: I got this, but anyone comes out, you got my back right?
*Jacobs: You know it man, I am there for you.
*Sinister: Make sure you got some hunnies in the room for me when I get back.
*Jacobs: Go on man, your up.
(Cut back to the ring.)
Dan: I love those guys.
Taka: I think they suck, Crow rules.
Dan: Go away.
Craig Sinister (C) .vs. Madd Dawg Johnson
Dan: Off to a great start!
(MDJ grabs Sinister, and tosses him hard into the steel railing. The fans at ringside get right in Sinisters face as he slowly gets up. MDJ is there, and he nails Sinister with a huge axe handle smash. Johnson lifts Sinister up, and tosses him into the ring, and follows him in. Sinister gets back up, but MDJ executes a sidebuster slam hammering the IWF champion to the mat. MDJ quickly covers!
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2...
Kickout by Sinister!
(MDJ lifts Sinister off the mat, and tosses him to the ropes. Sinister catapults back, right into a thunder lariat from MDJ! Johnson delivers a series of leg stomps before Sinister catches him with a low blow!)
Taka: Come on Ref!
(The fans let off a chorus of boos as Sinister makes it to his feet. The IWF champ lifts MDJ off the mat, and sets him up in a suplex position. Sinister holds MDJ up for at least 5 seconds before hammering him to the mat in a huge Jackhammer! Sinister covers!
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Kickout!
Dan: To much gas left in MDJ's tank.
(Both men rise to there feet, but Sinister takes the advantage with an eye rake. Sinister quickly takes command after a knee lift, that sends MDJ realing back into the corner! Sinister charges in, and pounds MDJ with a huge corner splash! MDJ stumbles out, right into a powerslam by Sinister! Sinister covers!
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3! NO! Kickout by Johnson!
(Crow appears at the entrance way, and makes his way down to the ring!)
Taka: What is he doing here!
Dan: Getting revenge on Sinister for a few weeks back!
(Crow makes his way to the ring, and gets up on the apron. Sinister marches over to give Crow a few words, but Crow nails him! Suddenly, the Crowd errupts in cheers as Drew Jacobs limps out onto the ramp, and down towards Crow!! Up on the apron, Crow slams Sinister with a right hand, but Jacobs quickly grabs him and pulls him down off the apron and onto the floor below! Jacobs stomps away on Crow with his good leg, while in the ring, MDJ nails Sinister with a reverse DDT! Both men collapse, and MDJ falls to the outside! Firebomb appears at the entrance way, and he runs toward Jacobs, only to be clotheslined by Drew's crutch! Sinister slowly rolls out of the ring, while Crow gets up, and chop blocks Jacobs down to the ground! Sinister turns Crow around and nails him with a big right. Jacobs slowly gets up, and takes his crutch and swings it at Crow!
WHACK!!!
Dan: CROW DUCKED!!!
Taka: DREW NAILED CRAIG SINISTER!!!
(Tim White calls for the bell!)
***The match was ruled a no contest!***
Dan: Another No Contest!
Taka: This is not traditional japanese wrestling! You said good clean matches!
Dan: Shut up.
(MDJ looks around in disbelief after what just happened, and he shakes his head while walking to the back. At ringside, Sinister and Jacobs are talking to eachother, and then head off to the back.)
Dan: MDJ has not had the blocks fall in his favor lately.
Taka: He is the IWF T.V. champ though.
Dan: The IWf title has been in his grasp many times now, he is due for another reign real soon.
Taka: Ah...Something is going on in the back!
(Camera cuts to Jacobs locker room, with Sinister holding an ice pack on his head.)
Sinister: What do you mean it was an accident!
*Jacobs: Man, Crow ducked, its not my fault.
(Sinister pauses.)
*Sinister: Your right man, I still have my belt though.
*Jacobs: I am going to get rid of this loser Crow once and for all now.
*Sinister: I got your back bitch.
*Jacobs: I know, you always do.
(Jacobs leaves the room, and the camera switches back.)
Dan: He's up now!
Taka: Who?
Dan: Jacobs and Crow you idiot!
"The Savior" Drew Jacobs .vs. Crow
Dan: Taka, this is Rage in a cage time!
Taka: Is it good?
Dan: You'll see!
(The lights flicker off and on, and "Wrath of Crow" appears on the Jumbotron while Organ Music plays and Crow steps out to a chorus of boos. Crow enters the cage, and jabbers with ringside fans.)
Dan: Your countrymen don't like Crow too much.
("Sharpshooter" by the Rascalz plays, as "The Savior" appears on the Jumbotron in electric blue lettering. Jacobs steps out onto the ramp wearing a protective knee brace, and a black Frat Kings hooded sweater. He limps to the ring, and enters in the stairs. The door is locked behind him, and immediately Crow charges in, but Jacobs dodges, and nails Crow with a quick shotgun kick to the stomach, into an Ace Crusher! Jacobs stomps away on Crow, and lifts him back to his feet, and tosses him into the steel cage! Jacobs grabs a dazed Crow, and tosses him across the ring, and again into the steel cage! Jacobs stomps away on Crow, and lifts onto his feet, and delievers a quick side suplex! Crow holds his back in pain while Jacobs arrogantly blows his nose on Crow in Benoit fashion! The crowd errupts in a chorus of cheers! Jacobs lifts a dazed Crow off the mat, and delivers a quick inverted piledriver. Jacobs picks up an item from the pile in the center of the ring.)
Taka: An electronic keyboard?!
Dan: What you Japs don't have any cookie sheets or anything?
Taka: Only hi-tech in Japan!
(Jacobs takes the keyboard, and shatters it over Crow's head, sending keys every where! Jacobs turns to the crowd, and
WHAM!!!
(Another Keyboard shot! From the back, Firebomb runs to the ring to take out Jacobs! Firebomb gets to the door, but Jacobs quickly boots the door, sending it back, and cracking Firebomb in the skull! Jacobs drops the kickboard, and picks up a toaster!
WHAMM!!!
(Jacobs clocked Firebomb! Firebomb is out cold! Jacobs turns back to see Crow, and
WHAMM!!!
(Crow smashed Drew with a laptop computer! Jacobs drops to one knee,
WHAMM!!
(Another computer shot! Dean Legrassi makes his way to the ring, but on Jacobs behalf, Sinister appears at the entrance way, and he cuts Legrassi off! Legrassi and Sinister battle towards the ring as Crow lifts Jacobs off the mat, and slams the laptop off his injured leg! Jacobs holds his leg in pain, as Sinister tosses Legrassi inside the ring. Sinister rolls on,
WHAMM!!!
(Crow decks Sinister with the laptop! Legrassi is up, and he lifts Jacobs off the mat, and holds him up for Crow. Crow runs in for another lap top shot!
WHAMM!!!
Dan: Jacobs ducked Legrassi is out! Jacobs grabs Crow, and DDT's him into the mat, sending the lap top crashing into the corner!
(Jacobs checks on Sinister, and helps him back to his feet. Jacobs takes a step away and heads toward Crow, when he turns back toward Sinister..
Dan: FACEBUSTER BY JACOBS ON CRAIG SINISTER!
Taka: WHAT THE HELL!!!
(Jacobs quickly tears the brace off his knee, and tosses it the ground! The crowd errupts in a chorus of boos, as Jacobs climbs to the top of the steel cage!)
Dan: What the fuck is going on!
(Jacobs leaps out on Sinister!)
Taka: SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! JACOBS "FALL FROM GREATNES"!
Dan: He isn't hurt, this was a setup all along! Sinister was screwed!
(Crow gets up, and grabs Sinister legs, and applies the Wrath of Crow! Jacobs grabs Legrassi, and tosses him out of the cage and out onto the floor below. Jacobs grabs a mic, and arrogantly sits in front of Sinister's face as he is in Scorpion Deathlok by Crow.)
*Jacobs: Now I bet you are sitting there wondering...why Drew...Why??
(Jacobs laughs to himself.)
*Jacobs: Well....how about this... I AM TIRED OF CARRYING YOU ON MY BACK! YOU AND THE KINGS SUCK!! I AM TIRED OF WATCHING YOU TRY AND FOLLOW IN MY SHADOW, NIGHT AFTER FREAKING NIGHT!!!
(Jacobs whispering in the mic.)
*Jacobs: We all know that I made your career, and with a snap of my fingers, I could break it as well. You are nothing, and never will be. Your IWF title, handed to you on a silver platter. It was all a setup for me tonight. Johnson getting screwed, just to make you think tonight was going to be a good night for you and the Kings. Think again, bitch boy. Its my time..not yours..
(Jacobs lifts Sinisters head up off the mat...)
Taka: AHHH!!! JACOBS JUST SPIT IN SINISTERS FACE!!!
(Jacobs taps Crow on the shoulder, and both men leave the ring and head toward the locker area to a chorus of boos and garbage throwing. Sinister lays silent in the center of the ring.)
Dan: We got to go to commericals!
WFWA Action Figures..
Our toys don't sweat because that is just sick...
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Dan: We are back! What a huge story we got boiling right now, Jacobs and Crow? What the hell is going on here?
Taka: You americans are all confusing people.
Dan: We have the World Tag Title scene up next!
Reign of Pain .vs. 80 Proof (C)
Taka: What is this?
Dan: The EX from the IWF!
(Madd Dawg Johnson and Dirty Dogg approach the ring, and take a mic from ringside.)
*MDJ: Well, since you four nimrods were calling us out earlier, lets do it like this...
*DD: You see...RoP we don't like you, and for 80 Proof, you have something we want. So if you merry bunch of queers will agree to a triple threat match, we will be glad to oblige.
(Jack Daniels grabs a mic.)
*JD: Well, guess what...Your on..As long as Reign of Gays agrees.
*Mauer: We're good.
Dan: A triple threat match! Yeah!
(MDJ and DD slide in and attack Daniels and Bean. Mauer and Hughes join in on the assault, and all three teams are pounding eachother in the middle of the ring. Mauer grabs Dirty Dogg from behind, and tosses him into the corner and follows in with a huge back elbow. MDJ has Bean in the opposite corner, and he stomps away on him with a series of boots to the gut. Daniels and Hughes square off with big right hands, but JD takes the advantage and delivers a quick DDT that stuns Hughes. Tim White forces the other four men out of the ring, and into there corners. Hughes gets back to his feet, but JD nails him with a soccer strike, sending Hughes laying out on his back. JD tags in Jimmy Bean, and both men picks Hughes off the mat, and toss him to the ropes. They go for a double back drop, but Hughes holds on for the ride, and slips around behind both men, delivering a devesating double neckbreaker! Hughes leaps to his corner, and tags in Mauer who clocks Jack Daniels over the top rope with a huge lariat. RoP pick JB off the mat, and toss him to the ropes; as JB passes the Dawgs corner, he reaches out and tags in Johnson! JB comes back from the ropes, and he gets hammered by a double flapjack from RoP! From behind, MDJ comes in and nails Mauer with a reverse DDT! Johnson covers!
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Save by Jack Daniels!
(DD jumps over the ropes, and clocks Daniels with a spinning heel kick! White forces Dirty Dogg out, but Hughes slides in on Mauers behalf and nails Johnson in the back of the head with a dropkick! MDJ stumbles right into a northern lights suplex from Mauer!
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Kickout by Johnson!
(Mauer lifts Johnson off the mat, and whips him into the 80 Proof corner. 80 Proof hack away at Johnson as Mauer tags in Hughes. Hughes steps in the ring, and runs to the corner for a corner splash, but MDJ rolls out of the way, Hughes nails Bean and Daniels, and sends them both off the apron and onto the floor below! MDJ paces to his corner, and tags in Dirty Dogg! DD jumps over the ropes, and runs towards the RoP corner, dropkicking Mauer off the canvas! 80 Proof get up, and slide into the ring, and JD nails DD from behind with an axe handle smash. Jack Daniels goes to the top rope, and Jim Bean sets Dirty Dogg up in a piledriver position! JD leaps out off the top rope!
Taka: SPIKED PILEDRIVER!! WHAT A MOVE!
Dan: Jim Bean with the pin!
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3! NO!! SAVE BY HUGHES!!!
(Hughes boots JB off, and Mauer is in, and nails JD with a clothesline. Hughes quickly turns to Johnson, and nails him with a forearm smash, that sends him to the outside. On the ring floor, Johnson and Jack Daniels are trading shots, while inside, Mauer picks Bean off the mat, and tosses him to the ropes, and tosses him up into a backdrop position. Hughes comes a cross from the opposite direction, and nails Bean with the REIGN FALL!!! Hughes covers!
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(Dirty Dogg is coming in for the save, but Maure is up, and cuts him off with a knee to the midsection!)
3!!!
***The winners, and new WFWA World Tag Team Champions, Reign of Pain! 0:21:35***
Dan: We have new World Tag champs! I can't believe it!!!
Taka: Reign of Pain with the upset here!
Dan: 80 Proof and the Dawgs put out a great show tonight, this is truly a classic!
Taka: No kidding, I love it!
Dan: Speaking of Classics, we have Logan Cain taking on the World Champion here tonight!
Taka: Diablo!!!
(A camera cuts to the back where a dark locker room is lit. A candle flickers, then it is hushed out.)
Dan: Diablo is on his way!!
Logan Cain .vs. Diablo
Taka: I think Diablo will come out on top.
Dan: Looks that way to me too.
(The lights cut out, and Logan Cain appears at the entrance way to a huge boo from the crowd. Logan makes his way to the ring amongst a barrage of garbage throwing and vulgar calls from the crowd.)
Dan: The WFWA fans don't like Logan Cain at all.
Taka: Can you blame them?
(The lights cut out, and a large red skull appears on the Jumbotron. "Superbeast" by Rob Zombie errupts from the P.A., as Diablo steps out onto the ramp cloaked and hooded. Diablo walks toward the ring, and the crowd is giving him a huge welcome.)
Taka: Can you believe this, the fans are CHEERING him!
Dan: Well, look who he is up against.
(Diablo enters the ring, and drops his robe, revealing the World Heavyweight Title. The belt glistens to the snapping of camera's around the arena, and with one swift movement, the Immortal One tosses it off, and paces out to the center of the ring to confront Logan Cain. Diablo and Logan stand toe to toe.)
DING!! DING!!
(Logan quickly nails Diablo with right hand, but Diablo stairs down Cain, and slams him with a huge throat strike that sends Logan stumbling back. Diablo runs in, and hammers Cain to the mat with a flying lariat! Cain retreats to the outside, and Diablo follows, but Cain is quick to recover, and he dropkicks Diablo, sending him crashing over the ring steps. Cain pounces on the Champion, and pounds him with a series of lefts and right to Diablo's forehead. Cain picks Diablo off the floor, and rolls him into the ring. Cain climbs up the ringsteps, and onto the top turnbuckle. As Diablo gets up, Cain leaps out, but the Champion catches Cain, and hammers him to the mat with a devestating side walk slam! Diablo applies a Stepover facelock on Logan Cain, and grounds him to the canvas. Cain is close to the ropes, and he makes an easy escape. Both men get back to there feet, and as Diablo reaches for Logan's hair, Cain blocks, and pulls the WFWA champion down into a small package!
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3!No!!! Kickout by Diablo!
Dan: What a shocker that would have been. That move surprised Diablo!
Taka: Its a classic technical move that usually always works!
(Diablo quickly gets up, and lunges at Logan Cain with a clothesline, but Logan ducks, and nails Diablo with a side suplex! Cain grabs Diablo by the legs, and sets him up in an elevated boston crab! Diablo screams in pain, but Logan has him centered in the ring, with no where to go! Tim White checks on Diablo!
No tap!
(Cain applies the pressure to the champions lower back..)
No tap!!
(Cain cranks back, and Diablo slowly seems to be blacking out and losing strength.)
Dan: These submissions move may not do a lot in the short run beside inflict pain, but in the long run, they can really take a lot out of wrestler.
(Referee checks on Diablo again.)
No tap!!!
(Cain breaks the hold, and slams Diablo with a huge knee drop to his lower back. Cain lifts the Immortal One off the mat, and executes a nice Fisherman suplex, that he holds for the pin!
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Kickout by Diablo!
(Frustrated, Cain lifts Diablo back to his feet, and whips him to the corner. Can paces in, and slams Diablo with a huge knife edge chop, but the effect only irratates the champion, and Diablo grabs Cain by the throat!
Taka: Looks like a chokeslam coming up!
(Diablo lifts Cain up onto the top turnbuckle, and holds on tight to his throat.)
Dan: Looks like the One Way to Hell!!
(Cain quickly catches Diablo with a quick shotgun kick to the face, and Diablo breaks free. Cain reaches for Diablo, but Diablo blocks, and body slams Cain from the top rope! Diablo runs to the ropes, and drops a huge atomic leg drop, Diablo makes the cover!
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3! No!! Kickout by Logan Cain!)
Dan: Close call!
(Diablo lifts Logan back to his feet, and whips him to the ropes, Cain ducks out of the way of a lariat, but is caught on the rebound by a huge boot from Diablo. At the entrance way, Crow appears with an aluminum bat. Crow paces towards the ring, as the crowd errupts into a chorus of boos, as Drew Jacobs walks out dressed in baggy jeans, and a black hooded sweater. Jacobs and Crow make there way to ringside. Crow steps up onto the apron, as Drew Jacobs pushes Taka, the ringside announcer off his seat. Jacobs picks up the chair and stands at ringside.)
Taka: He took my seat!
(Diablo walks toward Crow, as Referee Tim White attempts to get Crow off the mat. From behind, Logan locks up with Diablo, at the same time Jacobs slides in with the steel Chair. Jacobs walks toward Diablo, and swings at the chair, but at the same time, Cain slams Diablo with a right hand that drops Diablo!)
WHAMM!!!!!!
Dan: LOGAN CAIN IS OUT! JACOBS NAILED HIM!!!
(Jacobs drops the chair and slides out of the ring, Crow pushes White towards the ring, and Diablo is resting with his arm draped over Logan Cain! Tim White, in shock, makes the futile count!
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3!!!
***The winner, and still WFWA World Heavyweight Champion, Diablo! 0:34:12***
Dan: I can't believe this!
Taka: I don't think that chair shot was meant for Logan!
Dan: Lets review it!
(The video shows Jacobs clearly gunning for Diablo, but Cain knocking him out of the way, at that exact second.)
Taka: The chair shot heard around the world!
Dan: I don't know what is going on here, but this show has been a blast!
Taka: From the Japan, we bid you fairwell!!
Dan: This has been a true..INTERNATIONAL WAR!!!
WFWA 2000