triple threat tag match
wwa world tag team championship
whirlybirdz (Ngwa) (C) vs. shaken not stirred (awa/w3) vs. timebombs (Awa)
[During the last segment, the Timebombs made their way out to the ring, much to the dislike of the crowd.]
[The replay is shown of both Shayne and Christian making their way down the aisle in all of their glory. They roll into the ring and pose for the crowd, which gets a few more jeers.]
Ern Bishop: One of the challenging teams has arrived!
Catchphrase: Yup, and I would have to say they are the decided underdogs in this one.
Bishop: Don't be so sure, they are the AWA tag team champions.
Catchphrase: [Rolls his eyes.] I dunno about you sometimes.
[The arena lights fade to black. A large white spot-light dances over the crowd and comes to rest at the top of the entrance ramp. The Moby version of the James Bond theme plays through the arena. Shaken Not Stirred appear in the spot-light... they begin to walk down the ramp. The two men (I. Spy and J20) both have beautiful ladies wearing evening gowns on their arm. Meanwhile the Videowall shows various shots of Shaken Not Stirred... Winning in casinos, skiing down unmarked slopes and romancing an international selection beautiful women. Courteously the two men walk down the ring smiling at the fans but not chatting, ensuring they are being perfect gentlemen to their Valet's.]
[Both are dressed in there normal wrestling attire, over which J20 has an SNS tie hanging loosely around his necks and cuffs wrists held on by the SNS cufflinks. I. Spy has a SNS 'License to Thrill 'T-Shirt' over his wrestling attire. They to walk confidently to the ring until they reach the ring where they climb the steps into the squared circle and strike the 007 gunshot pose. The Arena lights return. They escort the Valet's out of the ring]
[The Valet's leave for the back. On opposite turnbuckles the two men stand, Spy throws his T-Shirt to some lucky fan as does J20 with the cuffs held together with the SNS cufflicks and the tie. They jump down and give each other a high five, then the pair stand in their corner awaiting the start of the match.]
Catchphrase: Quite the response here in Nevada for the current SSW TAG TEAM CHAMPS!!
Bishop: Oh for sure, not going to be tough to tell who the fans are pulling for.
Catchphrase: Let's not forget that SNS and The Birdz have gone at it a few times in the past. Who could forget the battle they had with the champions at SG3!
Bishop: This will be their third opportunity at the titles. Will the 3rd time be a charm?
[Before a response can be made, we welcome the tag team champions.]
(The lights go out, and the crowd cheers, as a medium tempo techno beat plays in the background, fog engulfing the stage)
#ELL-EH-VAY-SHUN!#
(The crowd erupts as the song "Elevation" by U2 picks up, and green, blue, and red lazers cut through the fog, and bright strobe lights flash the entrance way.)
#WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!#
#WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!#
(To start, nothing happens, as the stage remains blank.)
#WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!#
#WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!#
(The crowd goes nuts again as the roaring of an engine is heard back stage. For a few seconds, the car is heard revving up.)
#WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!#
#WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!#
(The crowd erupts as Twister derby car comes rolling out on stage. )
#WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!#
(The car parks, and Out through the windows (the doors are bolted) steps the WhirlyBirdz, trying to hype up the crowd)
#High, higher than the sun#
#You shoot me from a gun#
#I need you to elevate me here#
(The Birdz start to walk towards the ring, high fiving fans along the way, Dan, as usual, tossing out free souveniers to the fans.)
#A corner of your lips#
#Is the orbit of your hips#
#Eclipse#
#You elevate my soul#
(They hit the bottom of the ramp, and slide in, looking over at SNS and the Timebombs in the corner. The Birdz climb the turnbuckles, holding their hands up to the crowd, which cheers madly)
#I've got no self-control#
#Been living like a mole now#
#Going down, excavation#
#Higher,now in the sky#
#You make me feel like I can fly#
#So high#
#ELEVATION!#
(The Birdz jump down from the turnbuckles, heading to their corner, leaning in close, and discussing strategy.)
#WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!#
#WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOO!#
(Dan rolls out of the ring, as the Birdz give each other a small hug and a kiss.)
#WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!#
#ELEVATION!#
[Great Reaction for the WWA TAG TEAM CHAMPS!]
Bishop: I think pretty much everyone digs the Birdz these days.
Catchphrase: Oh yeah. They have definitely been a force in the world of wrestling.
Bishop: Perhaps even more dominating then the TTO!! This should be an epic battle.
[We hear the bell ring.]
[We hear the fans explode with a cheer as this match is now officially underway.]
Bishop: HERE..WE….GO!
Catchphrase: Isaac Spy partners up with Twister and the two of them spill into the far corner, while J20 and Wendy go at it.
Bishop: Which leaves both Williams and Kaos standing there, wondering whats going on?
Bishop: It seems as though the Birdz and SNS have a huge score to settle in this one!
[The Timebombs continue to look on. They stand in the middle of the ring while the others are in their respective pairs laying into each other. Wendy has gained the upper hand on J 20 and is dishing out some stiff chops in the corner.]
[WHHOOOOOO!]
[WHOOOOOO!]
[Meanwhile Spy is surprised by a quick european uppercut to the chin by Twister. He makes eye contract with Wendy and they each send their opponents to the center of the ring.]
Catchphrase: Double irish whip and…
[BOOM]
[A Bit of HAHA laughter can be heard in the crowd as SNS collides with the Timebombs and lay each of them out with huge clotheslines!]
Bishop: WOW, what great offence by SNS. They caught the Timebombs napping that's for sure.
[The timebombs roll out of the ring to regroup, we watch as they are avidly upset.]
Catchphrase: Welcome to the big leagues!
Bishop: They were quite intent with biding their time, and look what it got them.
[Crowd Pop]
Bishop: J20 turns and runs back at Wendy and catches her in the face with a dropkick, knocking her back into the ropes. Isaac runs at Twister and dishes out a heavy lariat!
[The action continues as Spy and J20 are now the ones who toss the Birdz towards eachother.]
Catchphrase: Wendy comes right for Twister, but he ducks down as Wenday runs off of his back and hops onto the shoulders of Isaac Spy.
[Twister then runs at J20 who side steps his charge and tosses him into the lap of the Timebombs. They begin to work him over with kicks to the gut. Shayne Williams mounts Twister and begins to lay into him with lefts and rights.]
Bishop: Wendy is still tussling with Isaac!
Catchphrase: He's much to big for her, he'll out muscle her no doubt.
[J 20 rushes over to help out but finds himself locked into a tight headlock from Wendy who saw him coming.]
Bishop: She's got them both locked up here.
Catchphrase: And Executes a Huracanrana and a headlock take down on both members of SNS!
[A big time respect pop.]
[Both SNS up quickly only to be hit with a drop kick each for their trouble.]
[They get back off and Isaac shrugs off Wendy's next drop kick attempt. J 20 rushes over and hits Wendy with a spear.]
Bishop: Well that 2 on 1 exchange didn't last long. Shaken Not Stirred looking to capitalize on this advantage!
[Isaac then picks up J 20]
[Crowd waits]
Catchphrase: Looks like he's about to powerbomb his own partner!
[BAAAAAAAMM]
[J 20 is powerbombed right on top of Wendy.]
Bishop: Look at this, he's staying there. Isaac hops on top of the pinfall as well. Both SNS are pinning Wendy, the ref goes down for the count.
ONE!
Two!
[This could be over already.]
[Wendy slides her left foot on the ropes, and the ref breaks up the pinfall.]
Catchphrase: Check out the Timebombs, they've tossed Twister over the guardrail and are both laying into him.
[Shayne and Christian execute a double suplex on the concrete floor on Twister.]
[OHHHHHHHHH's are heard from the crowd as Twister screams out in pain.]
Bishop: Christian climbs the guardrail and is perched there…
Catchphrase: He leaps off and hits a nice leg drop across the throat of Twister.
Bishop: Looks like the Timebombs have redeemed themselves. They are in complete control of Twister, while SNS are working over Wendy inside the ring.
[Isaac and J20 set Wendy up for some more tandem offence, as Isaac throws her into the ropes and presses her up in the air, leaving her there for J 20]
Catchphrase: Wendy is catapulted high into the air!
[J20 runs off the ropes and catches her with an X factor type face plant!]
[That move was original POP]
[Shot goes back to the crowd where Shayne Williams is holding Twister up in position as Christian lays into him with a variety of kicks to his gut and chest.]
Bishop: The tag champs are off to a rough start here, as the challengers have really isolated both members of the team.
Catchphrase: Looks like Christian hops back over the rail, followed by Shayne and they both roll into the ring. I think it would've been smarter to keep working over Twister, but who knows with these guys anyways.
Bishop: Good point. Looks like they're going to try and help SNS work over Wendy!?!? A 4 on 1??
[Isaac notices that the Timebombs are trying to get at their prey, so he rushes at Williams, who catches him with a drop toe hold. Christian runs forward and drops the knee into the back of the neck of Spy.]
[J20 catches Christian with a scissors kick to the chest and knocks him back into ropes, he comes off and is met with a Quick falling DDT by James.]
Catchphrase: Wendy is trying to get to her feet. Isaac and Shayne are going at it toe to toe which Williams is losing badly to the much larger Spy.
Bishop: Not a very smart approach to taking down someone as talented as Isaac Spy.
[J20 clotheslines Christian to the outside of the ring and he falls awkwardly. It looks as if he may have landed on his head….he doesn't move for a minute, but then starts too.]
Catchphrase: That was a nasty spill onto the arena floor. Looked like Christian turned over on his neck, but he appears to be alright.
Bishop: J20 turns around to find Wendy right behind him.
[Crowd Pop.]
[Wendy takes James down with a Arm Drag, J20 quickly rushes back to his feet and is caught again with another Arm drag, annoyed a little J20 gets back up Wendy with another Armdrag takes him over but this time James holds on to Wendy, rolling over and sending her down with an Armdrag of his own, before quickly applying a Fujiwara Armbar.]
Catchphrase: He's really got that arm bar on tight. Wendy is desperately trying to find a comfortable spot on the mat where she can divert some of that pressure being applied to her arm.
Bishop: He's synching it in deeper as he yanks upwards on the left arm of Wendy.
[Twister climbs over the guardrail and see Wendy in trouble. He slides under the ropes and lays into J20 with a stiff kick to the lower back.]
[OOHHHHHHHHH]
Catchphrase: Twister is back and it looks like the tide has changed here for the moment.
Bishop: For the moment is right. These 6 athletes have been everywhere, and they don't seem to stay in one place for very long.
[Twister picks J20 up and wrenches his neck while turning around. He hits him with a nice reverse neck breaker.]
Catchphrase: DID YO USEE HIS NECK SNAP!?!?
Bishop: He definitively felt that one. Wendy and Twister are both up and grab James by the head. Looks like they're going to set him up for a little double team action here.
[The Birdz hook James up with a double fisherman's suplex. They execute it and both bridge for the cover.]
ONE!!
TWO!!
THR! NO!
[James gets the shoulder up.]
Catchphrase: Another close call early into this bout.
Bishop: I bet that felt good for Wendy to finally lay out James. Especially after the way he has had his eyes on her over the past while.
[Willams and Spy have walked around to the area in front of the time keepers table.]
Catchphrase: We're getting a really good look at the action right in front of us here. Spy has the upper-hand right now, looking to do some more damage to Shayne.
[Kaos however creeps around the corner and clips the knee of Isaac, sending him down to the mat. Kaos and Williams begin to kick at the knee of Spy on the outside.]
Bishop: A sneaky move there by the Timebombs, but it worked in their favour.
[They pick Isaac up in a double body slam, and do just that, slam him to the concrete floor.]
[Ouch Pop from the crowd.]
[The Timebombs roll into the ring and jump the Birdz from behind.]
[Shayne catches Wendy with a german suplex, while Christian attempts to take Twister over with a Tiger Driver, but it's blocked.]
Bishop: twister had that move scouted. He kicks Christian in the gut and nails him with a sickening T-Bone Suplex!
[The ring shakes.]
[Willliams goes after Twister but he's met with a SuperKick to the face that knocks him right out on his back.]
Bishop: Wendy climbs to near ropes….
Catchphrase: Expect something big here folks.
[We hear the crowd roar for what's to come next.]
[FROG SPLASH!!!!!]
[Crowd Pop.]
Bishop: WHAT A MOVE! A huge pump, followed by the splash that flattened Williams. She goes for the cover….
ONE!
TWO!
NO!!
[Williams rolls his shoulder.]
[Crowd awe's.]
Bishop: Close call there Johnny. It could've been over that easily.
Catchphrase: Yes, but I think these Timebombs have a lot more fight left in them.
[Isaac Spy is just starting to get up to his feet on the outside. Twister notices this…]
Bishop: Twister has locked eyes with a target!
[Twister, in the ring, charges at the ropes, leaping onto the top rope, and flying off, through the air at Spy. As he comes down, he grabs Spy in a DDT, SMASHING his head into the floor.]
Catchphrase: But the WhirlyBirdz just arent' going to be kept down!
Bishop: Did you not hear that sickening thud Isaac's heady made on the floor?
Catchphrase: I'm afraid so Ern. I don't know how he'll be able to respond to that.
[Twister hopes up and is jacked up from the fan response. He is however met with leaping clothesline from the top rope by J20]
Catchphrase: James just flattened Twister into the guardrail!!!
[J20 then runs over and slaps on a half crab submission and yanks back.]
[The crowd begins to buzz!]
[Shayne Williams is on the top rope and comes off with a Flying Side kick to the head of J20 that lays him out. Williams gets to his feet and gets into it with a few fans in the first row.]
[The fans stand on their feet.]
Bishop: OH MAN!
Catchphrase: Turn around SHANE!!
[Too Late…]
[Wendy leaps from the ropes and catches Shayne with the "Green Cyclone" An amazing high risk move!!!!]
[Holy Shit!]
[The crowd is going NUTS!!!!!]
Bishop: DragonRANA from the top to the outside by Wendy!! That has to be the highlight of this match so far. What an incredible move
Catchphrase: WOW….
[At a loss for words.]
[Wendy however doesn't stick around to gloat, she quickly re-enters the ring where Kaos is waiting for her.]
Bishop: Kaos going to work on Wendy here inside of the ring.
Catchphrase: The Timebombs are right in the action, I must say I'm impressed.
[Kaos executes a double underhook powerbomb on Wendy right in the middle of the ring. He holds for the cover.]
ONE!
TWO!
THR----NO!
[So Close.]
[Kaos cusses under his breath.]
Catchphrase: Great move there by Kaos, nearly won the titles for the Timebombs.
Bishop: That sure would've been something. But, that's how quick it can happen here in the WWA where the action never stops.
Catchphrase: Looks like the men on the outside are starting to come around. Isaac is still the one who is the worse for wear. J20 moves towards Twister, but before he can grab him he is low blowed from behind by Shayne Williams.
Bishop: They're fighting dirty in this one.
[Twister then shoves Williams face first into the steel ring post.]
[Blood Pop.]
Bishop: Williams is busted WIDE OPEN after that shady move by Twister.
Catchphrase: It wasn't shady. It might've been a shove from behind, but that's nothing in this WAR.
[Isaac Spy rolls over to reveal quite the laceration on his forehead as well. The blood is streaming down the side of his face as he staggers to the guard rail, using it to pick himself up.]
[In the ring.]
Bishop: Kaos is still up in the refs face for that close count and gets rolled up by Wendy.
ONE!
TWO
NO!
Catchphrase: Kaos kips up to his feet and is met with a sharp kick to the ribs.
[Wendy continues to dig into Kaos with kicks of different variety.]
Bishop: Kaos must feel like a punching bag at this point as Wendy has really opened up her offence here.
Catchphrase: It was only a matter of time before Wendy dazzled us all.
[She whips Kaos into the ropes and comes off the near ropes with a Handspring Elbow!]
[Cool Move Pop.]
Bishop: Kaos is down on the mat, Wendy is looking to capitalize!
[She goes to the top rope and waits for a second, gathering her balance.]
Catchphrase: This is going to be HUGE, I can feel it.
[She leaps off with a HUGE 450 Splash! Before she covers, she runs back to the same corner and comes off with a split legged moonsault right on top of Kaos.]
Bishop: Here comes J20!
[He taps Wendy on the shoulder, she turns around and he….HUGS HER!!?!?]
[The crowd pops, but doesn't know what to think.]
Bishop: Wendy pushes James off, but J20 still gives her the player's nod of approval.
Catchphrase: And Twister is standing right behind him.
[Twister swings James around and levels him with a huge spinning DDT!]
[Crowd Pop.]
Bishop: Uh OH! Looks like Twister is going for the finish here…
[Twister picks J20 up in a rack position and spins….and then pancakes him down HARD!!]
Bishop: LAST LAP! LAST LAP!!!!!! This one's OVER!
ONE!
..
TWO!
…
THREEE
..
NO!!!!!!!
[HUGE CROWD POP]
Bishop: SOMEHOW!!!...somehow he kicked out. I can't believe it.
Catchphrase: Me either, I thought for sure it was over with that one.
[Wendy wants to make sure it's over, so she picks J20 up and goes for the Vortexinator!!!!!!]
Bishop: Here it comes…NO!
[Shayne Williams breaks up Wendy's attempt as he catches her with a STUNNER!!!!]
Catchphrase: Geez, for a second there I forgot the Timebombs were in this match.
Bishop: Williams just saved J20, but more importantly his own team for that matter.
[Williams turns around and Twister comes at him with fists a firing. Twister takes Williams down with a backbreaker and then locks him up in the ONE and ONLY!!]
Bishop: He's got Williams locked up in that half crab submission….
[Isaac Spy re-enters the ring after a long absence and bulldog's Twister out of his move.]
Catchphrase: And SPY makes the save. Boy is he looking soar after that DDT to the concrete from Twister.
Bishop: He seems intent on gaining some revenge on Twister here because he isn't letting up one bit.
[Isaac sees J20 and Wendy about to lock up and he locks Wendy in a waistlock from behind and J20 shoots up and drop kicks her over as Isaac suplex's her!!]
Bishop: WOW, great tandem offence there by SNS. German Suplex/ Dropkick and Wendy is down. J20 walks over to Twister with Isaac and the bigger of the duo picks Twister up for a Powerbomb…
Catchphrase: James is on the other side, holding Twister's shoulders as the two of them SLAM him down hard!!!!
Bishop: What a snap power bomb that was!
[Christian Kaos runs right at Isaac, trying to stop the domination by SNS, but gets caught in a bear hug by Isaac.]
[The crowd pops!!]
Bishop: The SSW tag team champs have started to clean house here. J20 is beating on the back of Kaos while Isaac puts the big squeeze on him.
[Blood from the cut on Isaac's head begins to drip on the arm and shoulder of Kaos, who seems to get a little grossed out by it, but can't worry about it too much because he is being beaten from both sides.]
Bishop: Look at the pain on the face of Christian Kaos here….is he going to tap?
[Before we find out, Isaac Whips Kaos over with a huge belly to belly suplex in the middle of the mat. J20 rushes over to the 2nd rope and hits Kaos with a leg drop across the chest.]
[Nice crowd pop for SNS who then look into the crowd.]
[Even Bigger Face Pop.]
[The Birdz are both starting to get to their feet, but Twister is sidetracked by Williams who takes him down with a Brain Buster suplex.]
Catchphrase: This action is crazy right now. Nobody is quitting, and we just witnessed a great show by the SSW tag champions in that last exchange.
Bishop: I'm watching Shayne Williams continue to comeback from the punishment he has sustained and continue to hand it to the likes of Twister.
Catchphrase: Wendy runs and sprigs off of the ropes and catches J20 with springboard bulldog!
Bishop: Isaac walks over and is met with a sharp kick to his right knee.
[The same knee that Isaac had problems with earlier. This leaves him hunched over as Wendy takes advantage with a face crusher!]
Bishop: Looks like we're going to see another show from the top rope!
[Wendy starts her climb, but as she gets to the top, J20 pulls her leg, so she crotches herself on the top rope.]
[The crowd AWWWWES]
Catchphrase: That doesn't hurt, she's not a guy.
Ern: I'm sure it's a sensitive sport Johnny….geez!
Catchphrase: [Shrugs.]
[J20 then runs up the ropes and locks Wendy up in a Head and Arm Suplex from the TOP ROPE!!!]
[ON MY GOD POP!]
Bishop: That has to be it. The impact of that was HUGE
ONE!
TWO!
THREENO!!!!!!!!
NO!
[NOOOOOOO!!!!]
Bishop: Unreal, Wendy is able to get the shoulder up after that one.
Catchphrase: I guess she took her steroids today.
Bishop: OH come on…Excuse him folks. Johnny didn't mean it.
Catchphrase: Well you never know. I think I would've said Uncle by now man.
[James can't believe it.]
Bishop: SNS was an inch away from fulfilling their quest to be the champs. The third time would've been a charm!
Catchphrase: Christian Kaos walks up behind J20 and hit him with a reverse suplex!
[Shayne turns around and is met with Michinoku Driver from Twister. He holds for the cover]
ONE!
TWO!
[Willliams locks on a dragon sleeper while Kaos is still being pinned and Twister releases the pin, only to find himself in A LOT of trouble.]
Bishop: He's fighting it here, but it looks like Twister is starting to fade a bit…
Catchphrase: Williams has that dragon sleeper locked in tight. I can feel Twister's windpipes closing ever so quickly.
Bishop: The ref is checking his arm…
ONCE!
[Checks it again.]
[TWICE!]
[Checks it a third time.]
Dropping…
[NO!]
[Huge crowd eruption for Twister.]
Bishop: It's not over yet, Twister is starting to feed off of the fans here. He gets to his feet and dishes out a few sharp elbows to the ribs of Williams.
[He pushes him back into the ropes and breaks the hold. Twister whips Williams into the ropes, Williams comes off as Twister goes for the boot, his foot is caught.]
Catchphrase: Twister takes a wild swing, but Williams moves his head back.
Bishop: I bet it's time's like this that Twister wishes he had a few extra inches on that arm of his.
Catchphrase: …And maybe a few other areas..
Bishop: Come on now!
[Not flustered, Twister nails Williams with a big Enziguri!!!]
[WHHHHAAAAAAAACCCKKKKKK!!!]
[Williams is stunned, but then drops slowly to one knee and is in dreamland.]
Bishop: Wendy is up and delivers a missile dropkick from the top rope right to the MUSH of Williams, knocking him down. She covers…
ONE!
..
TWO!
..
[J20 makes the save.]
Bishop: Another near fall. I swear, this match could've been over by now.
Catchphrase: Close to fifteen minutes has gone by in this match thus far, and I'm still not clear if any team has a decided advantage as of yet.
Bishop: Me either, each team has shown flashes of brilliance.
[With Isaac Spy and Kaos battling in the corner, J20 stands alone in the face of both Birdz! He doesn't back down one bit, as both Twister and Wendy make their way towards him.]
Catchphrase: Looks like another 2 on 1 assault by the champs coming up.
[However Williams knocks Wendy down with a double axe handle to her back. He rushes over to her and begins to lay into her. Twister turns around to help and gets locked up by J20.]
Bishop: J20 has Twister in a compromising position here. Let's see what he comes up with.
[He tries for a german suplex, but Twister uses a go-behind to gain the advantage again. Twister pulls J's head down and falls down with a quick reverse DDT.]
Bishop: Great counter wrestling by Twister, who's mat skills that definitely make him dangerous. James seems to be out of it right now, and Twister can sense it.
Catchphrase: Looks like he's going for his Head on Collision..
[BOOOOOOOMMMMM!]
[Crowd Pop]
Bishop: He Hit it!!!!
ONE!
…
TWO!!!
..
THREE!
And NO!!!!!!!
[Collective sigh's from the crowd.]
Bishop: Can it get any closer?
Catchphrase: I seriously don't know. That has to be one of the closest pinfalls I've seen in a long time.
[The crowd begins to cheer loudly for not only J20 and Twister, but for all of the wrestlers in this match.]
[Wendy is paired up with Kaos on the outside of the ring.]
[Williams and Isaac, are battling on the ramp, as we watch Spy catch Williams with a thunderous Powerbomb on the steel rampway.]
[Hardcore Moves are Cool Pop.]
Bishop: That has got to be a concussion. He landed right on the back of his head.
[A replay is shown of that vicious powerbomb by Isaac Spy to Shane Williams.]
Catchphrase: That looked nastier the 2nd time I saw it Ern.
Bishop: Oh…MY!!!!!
[Wendy runs towards the ropes and leaps from the ring on top of Isaac with a high cross body, but Isaac catches her in mid air!]
Bishop: What a show of strength by Isaac Spy!!!
[Isaac leans back and launches Wendy half way up the ramp with a huge fall away slam!]
[The Crowd OHHHHHHH's]
Catchphrase: What a move by Spy, but look at J20 who is still hanging in their amidst the beating being given to him by Twister.
Bishop: Looks like Kaos will get involved on the action as well. He walks over to the battle and…
[Pop from the Crowd.]
Bishop: Is met with a huge back elbow to the nose by Twister. The tears are starting to fill Christian's eyes…
Catchphrase: He's Blinded!!!!
[Twister looks into the crowd and smiles.]
Bishop: Showboating a bit, but that's alright.
[Twister goes for the Head on Collision…He nails it!]
[Huge Face Pop.]
[Before he can cover, J20 gets involved.]
Bishop: This action just never stops, there is always a man waiting right there to be the next in line for a beating.
Catchphrase: Tag matches like this need 2 referee's!
[Twister with a kick to the gut on hit's a DDT on J20, J20 pulled back up as Twister goes for a Twist of Fate Neckbreaker James shoves him to the ropes, Twister back straight into a Hurricanrana]
Catchphrase: What a Counter by J20!
[The crowd starts to chant]
[J-2-0!]
[J-2-0!]
[J-2-0!]
[J-2-0!]
[J-2-0!]
Bishop: He's relentless, he knows it's going to take more to keep Twister down.
[On the outside, Wendy is up, but the worse for wear as Isaac begin to pummel her down. Both Kaos and Williams are totally on dream street, but cease their opportunity to capitalize on a battered J20]
Bishop: The Timebombs are the only team right now who are both up, and plotting together. With it being late in the match, you have to look at this as a positive.
Catchphrase: No doubt, they definitely have the advantage if they stick together.
[Kaos and Williams both jump J20 and send him back into the corner.]
[Chaos and Willaims Double team J20 into the corner with a series of shots to the body and face, Williams hooks the arm's Chaos moves backwards and comes in for a Superkick but James ducks as Chaos tries to connect and it's Williams sent down, James takes Chaos down with a Sweeping kick to the leg of Chaos.]
[Huge FACE POP!]
Bishop: Bring on the world, J20 looks unbeatable right now. He can do no wrong!
Catchphrase: So much for that double team idea, Kaos is down and so is Williams.
[Isaac Spy pulls Wendy back towards the ring by the hair and rolls her in. He crawls under the ropes and all 6 of them are back in the ring once again.]
Bishop: This is anyone's match right here, all six of them are back into the ring, and it's about to blow up.
[Isaac walks over to J20 and they talk over some strategy. Williams and Kaos both stand up and look pissed in the corner. As Twister picks up a battered and beaten Wendy and they walk over to the corner opposite of the Timebombs.]
Catchphrase: All of these teams are exhausted, they have all been beaten and they are all still standing.
[Huge respect pop from the crowd.]
Bishop: There's only one problem with this Johnny.
Catchphrase: What's that?
Bishop: I still don't know what team has the edge here!!!
[The crowd is on its feet.]
Bishop: J20 walks over to Twister and the two of them meet in the middle of the ring and are going TOW TO TOE!!!!
Catchphrase: A Left…..and a Right by Twister….Countered by a Left….and another left and a Swinging Right hand by James that knocks Twister off of his feet.
[The energy is magnetic, as Kaos rushes at Isaac Spy and begins to beat him down with his latest surge of energy.]
[Wendy and Williams lock up In corner and Williams knees her in the gut and rolls her up with a small package.]
One….
..
TWO!
..NO!!
[Wendy gets her shoulder up.]
Bishop: Kaos is doing well for himself against Isaac. Christian leaps up and hooks Isaac in a Tornado DDT that sends him crashing down hard head first.
Catchphrase: It doesn't look like he's done either. He picks Isaac up and goes for a Tornado DDT once again and HITS IT!
Bishop: Wow, two straight tornado DDT's on Isaac Spy, the biggest man in this match up.
Catchphrase: A Wounded Christian Kaos really showing us all what he's made of here.
[Twister and J20 are still going toe to toe on the outside, without either man giving an inch. Arguably the two starts of this match are giving it there all right now in front of the time keepers table.]
Bishop: J20 starts to gain the advantage. He slams Twister into the steel ring steps!
Catchphrase: In the ring, Christian Kaos goes up to the top rope….
[He leaps off and executes a huge flying elbow drop right into the heart of Isaac Spy. He gets up to his feet, and instead of covering, he begins to pose a bit for the crowd.]
Bishop: He could've had the match won, but…
Catchphrase: BUT…Wendy counters a leg lock attempt by Williams and puts him in a Texas cloverleaf right in the center of the ring. Wendy begins to lean back to apply as much pressure as possible to the lower body of Williams.
Bishop: Will he tap??? She's got it locked in deep…and Kaos is too busy with Isaac!
[Somehow Williams uses his leg strength to power out of the hold, sending Wendy screaming through the ropes on top of J20. She knocks J20 to the floor hard as both of them lay there in front of the time keeper table.]
Catchphrase: OH NO! This isn't good. Both Birdz and J20 are on the outside not moving and in the ring we have both Timebombs against a badly beaten Isaac Spy.
[Williams and Kaos begin to lay into Spy with some sharp kicks and rabid punches.]
Bishop: I think that punch just opened up that cut on the forehead of Spy once again.
[Blood trickles out of the cut on his head and on the hand of Shayne Williams who begins to laugh. Kaos and Williams pick Spy up and attempt a double suplex, but it's blocked!!]
[Face pop.]
Bishop: Spy blocked the suplex attempt, this is unreal.
[They try for it again….and it's blocked!]
Catchphrase: He blocked it again!
[Crowd Pop.]
[Spy then drop down to his knee and delivers a huge uppercut to the jaw of Shayne Williams. Williams staggers back and now Kaos is met with the same treatment, a quick uppercut to the chin.]
[Spy pulls himself up to his feet.]
Bishop: Williams runs at Spy who greets him with a sharp right cross to the face and then a boot the kisser that sends him over the top rope and right beside the sea of wrestlers that have been left laying in this match.
Catchphrase: The only two standing are the ones you see in the ring. It's Isaac Spy and Christian Kaos!!
Bishop: Kaos isn't backing down either, he locks up with Spy and gets shoved off. Spy runs at him and hits him with the BIG BOOT!!
[The crowd Pops]
[Kaos is on his back!]
Bishop: Look into Isaac's eyes, he senses the victory!!
[We see some movement on the outside, as Twister is starting to come around now.]
Catchphrase: Twisters coming around…
[Back to the ring.]
Bishop: Isaac picks Kaos up and hits him with THE BIG BEN!!!
Catchphrase: FULL NELSON POWER BOMB! It's gotta be over…
Bishop: Wait, he's not going for the cover, I think he has something else planned.
[Isaac starts to go upstairs to the top rope. He's moving a little slow because his knee is still in rough shape from earlier. However, he makes it to the top and balances himself there for a moment.]
[Huge Face Pop]
[Anticipation Pop.]
[Finishing Move Pop]
[Here it comes!]
Bishop: WOW!
[BOOOOOOMMMMM]
Catchphrase: HIGH FLY SPY!!!!
Bishop: GAME, SET…MATCH!
[But Isaac is a little slow to recover, he is in a lot of pain.
[A replay is shown.]
Catchphrase: Let's see the replay to see what went wrong.
[We notice that Isaac Landed awkwardly, further twisting his injured knee.]
[Isaac begins to crawl over to the fallen Kaos, who isn't moving.]
Bishop: He's crawling…FASTER FASTER!!!
[Twister is now up on the outside of the ring.]
Catchphrase: Quick, Twister is up….
Bishop: He better hurry… Spy is about to win!
[Twister begins to climb onto the apron, and now to the top rope.]
[Isaac is crawling over to Kaos…]
Bishop: Who's going to get there first?
[Crowd is on the edge of their seats.]
[Huge Buzz in the crowd.]
Bishop: ISAAC DOES!
[Isaac drapes his left arm and shoulder over the fallen body of Christian Kaos.]
ONE!!!!!!
…
Bishop: He's got it.
[Twister perches himself on the top.]
TWO!!!!
….
THReee--BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Bishop: BLACK FLAG ON TWO GUYS! Oh my god, I've never seen anything like that before in my life.
Catchphrase: That four hundred and fifty degree headbutt took out both Isaacy Spy and Christian Kaos.
Bishop: Twister is a little slow to rise, but he pushes the fallen Isaac Spy out of his way.
Catchphrase: HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
[Huge Crowd Pop.]
ONE!
[Crowd Chants ONE]
TWO!!!!
[TWO!!!]
Oh my..
HE GOT IT!!!!
[The Roof on the arena is GONE!]
[HUGE FACE POP.]
Bishop: UN-BE-LI
Catchphrase: I can't believe it…they retain their titles!!
Bishop: WOW What a finish!
Catchphrase: His finisher the Black Flag on two men with a helmet on his head…..UN real…
Bishop: Let's get the official word.
[DING DING]
Talula Belle- The Winners of the Match…..and STTTTTTTIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[Huge pop.]
WWA World TAAAAAGGGGGGG TEAM CHAMPIONNNNNNSSSSSSS!!
[Pause.]
The WhirlyBirdz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Twister gets up, and raises his hands in victory. Outside, Wendy and J2O begins stirring. Wendy crawls into the ring, and Twister helps her to her feet. She's obviously in pain, but the two embrace in victory. J2O, enraged, begins to stomp on Kaos, obviously pissed he lost. The Birdz turn, and come face to face with Spy.)
Jonny Catchphrase- Uh oh…
Ern Bishop- This could be ugly.
(Wendy smiles slightly, and extends her hand, which Spy takes. He then shakes Twister's hand, and the crowd pops with the sportsmanship. Twister then helps Wendy out of the ring, and the two go backstage)
Jonny Catchphrase- The Birdz are still the champs!
Ern Bishop- Indeed they are. But we still have a ways to go!
and to think half an hour ago they were friends
(The shot cuts backstage, where Kevin Cage, still enraged, is storming out of the arena.)
CRACK!
(Cage goes down as Taverna runs behind him, and smacks him with a chair. About 12 more goons follow Taverna, and Ricky watches as they all set to beating up Cage. When they are done, Cage gets in his face)
Ricky Taverna- NEVER hit me again, cumstain!
(Back to the arena)
Ern Bishop- Whoah! Looks like that six man is still cuasing people grief!
Jonny Catchphrase- This is out of control!
wwa national championship
ulfric (w3) (C) vs. zulias (w3)
Ern Bishop- And I suppose you think that this next match between Ulfric and Zulias is going to be the epitomy of restraint.
{The lights shut off}
{The crowd screams}
{Then the lights come on under the entrance ramp slowly, with a tinge of
light green, which illuminates the fog coming up from the floor}
{And then the first few chords strike, as Apocalyptica's version of
'Unforgiven' plays over the PA system, and the frame of a six foot, six
inch monster shows through the entranceway.}
{After a few moments of staring out at the crowd, the figure moves
towards the ring at an even gait, timed with the rythym of the music. He
makes it to the apron, and climbs up, somersaulting over the top rope, and
rolling into the center of the ring.}
{Which is then illuminated with a single, bright green rune, lighting up
the shadows that surround Zulias, as he takes his knight's kneel in the
middle of the sigil that he says represents the redemption of mankind}
{Until the music stops}
{And the lights come on.}
Ern: The former champion looking to reclaim what he has lost right here
on PPV.
Catch: Zulias probably thought that Ulfric would let him off of the
hook. What was he thinking?
Ern: Well, here comes the new champ now.
[Smoke begins to pour down the entrance ramp as the heavy guitar laden
opening rift of "Time Does Not Heal" by Dark Angel blares from the house PA
system. The lights dim, and as a blue glow emenates from somewhere deep
inside the tunnel. For a moment the haunting cords give way to equally
chilling words.]
"It's always darkest before it goes completely black
I'm older now so I should know, you can never look back
But the scars of childhood memories dominate my head
The inner pain I've vowed to keep until the day I'm dead"
[A dark shadow can be seen through the fogs thick blue haze.]
"You can't see, the life I was forced to lead
What it's like to die daily
You can't feel, the thoughts I've learned to steal
Survivals my reality"
[A series of blue Pyro erupts in front of the entrance as Ulfric steps
through the fog, his long blue/black hair hanging lose in his face, he is
wearing a pair of frayed blue jeans, a black Dark Angel t-shirt, and
motorcycle boots with "Lucifer" his black barbed wire wrapped baseball bat
strung over his leftshoulder like a guitar and a WWW tag title over his
right shoulder and the National title around his waist. By his side another
man walks, his 6'7" form shrouded in a black cloak which covers his head
and face and trails all the way down to the tops of his motorcycle boots.
He does not look up or attempt to be seen by the camera, he just keeps pace
with Ulfric as they head down to the ring.]
"When I was young I lived in fear
The hands of doom forever drawing near
I wonder how I earned to perservere
As time advanced deceit was my life's truth
Spurred on by the peace I never knew"
[Ulfric pauses midway down the ramp to remove his t-shirt which he
throws into the crowd before raising the bat in one hand and the belts in
the other and banging his head in time to the music. Finally he drops them
all and sprints the rest of the way to the ring, sliding in under the
bottom rope and steps right to Zulias while the man in the cloak simply
picks up the belts and the bat, slings them over his own shoulder then
moves around to the announce table to take a seat on top of it.]
Ern: Ulfric has been waiting for this match to happen.
Catch: So has Zulias. These two may go way back but when the bell rings.
Forget about friendship. The title is the only thing standing between the
both of them.
[The ref goes over final intructions to both guys who stand in the
middle of the ring. Zulias never takes his eyes of Ulfric when the ref
holds the National Heavyweight Championship high in the air.]
Ern: That's what it's all about.
Catch: I knew the rematch was big but this is one for the ages right
here.
[The ref calls for the bell as both men start to circle each other
before they lock up. Zulias slowly powers Ulfric down to his knees but
Ulfric quickly fights his way back up. Zulias slides into a side headlock
before going into a quick spin into a hammerlock before going back to the
headlock. Zulias promptly takes Ulfric to the mat with a takedown. Ulfric
pushes Zulias onto his shoulders for a quick pin.]
1...
Ern: Easy pinning combination on Zulias that time.
[Zulias pushes himself back over when Ulfric shoves Zulias into a
headscissors. Zulias gets his feet und
Ern:eath him and slips out of it.
Zulias grabs the legs of Ulfric before going for an ankle lock but Ulfric
rolls through and grabs an ankle lock of his own. Ulfric looking to get the
submission instead of doing permenent damage while Zulias tries to get to
the ropes. Ulfric continues the pressure until Zulias gets to the bottom
rope. The ref calls for the break and Ulfric gives him a clean break.]
Ern: Nice chain wrestling there by Ulfric and Zulias.
[Both men get to their feet and go for another tie-up but Ulfric ducks
under with a go-behind and grabs a rear waistlock on Zulias and takes him
down with a belly to back suplex. Zulias rolls over onto his stomach when
Ulfric floats over and goes a front chancery.]
Catch: What the hell is with all of this clean wrestling. These should
be beating the hell out of each other.
Ern: Maybe Ulfric thinks he can win with what got him the title in the
first place. With good solid wrestling.
[Zulias quickly reverses out of it and locks on an hammerlock. Ulfric
looks for a way out before rolling through and gets away from Zulias to get
some breathing room. Zulias charges in but Ulfric catches him with a side
headlock. Zulias powers Ulfric up and drops him to the mat with a belly to
back suplex but Ulfric holds on to the headlock but his shoulders are down
on the mat.]
1...
2...
Ern: Ulfric lets go the headlock and rolls away.
[Zulias gets up first and takes Ulfric over with a fireman's carry
takeover and goes for a lateral press.]
1...
Ern: Ulfric kicks out.
[Ulfric and Zulias both get up when Zulias buries a boot into the
midsection brfore grabbing the arm and takes it over with an arm ringer.
Ulfric tries to fight it before rolling through on the mat and grabs
Zulias' wrist in a reversal and takes the arm over with an arm ringer of
his own on the big man.]
Catch: Ok, so Ulfric still has his agility to go with the added
poundage. Zulias will still kill him when he has the chance.
[Ulfric immediately pulls Zulias into an arm bar. Zulias sticks a hand
under Ulfric's chin to push him away. Ulfric goes for another arm ringer
before driving an elbow to the shoulder of Zulias. Zulias winces in pain a
little before coming back with a short knee lift to the midsection. Zulias
grabs Ulfric by the neck and snapmares him over before delivering a stiff
kick between the shoulder blades.]
Ern: That shot definitely found it's mark.
[Zulias shakes out the arm a little bit before pulling Ulfric to his
feet and sends him into the ropes with an irish whip and goes for a
sidewalk slam but Ulfric counters with a flying headscissors takeover to
get Zulias to the mat.]
Catch: Good counter!
[Zulias gets back up to his feet when Ulfric goes back to the arm and
takes it over with another arm ringer. Zulias reverses the arm ringer
before pulling Ulfric into a short arm clothesline. Zulias brings Ulfric
back up to his feet before pulling him and dropping him over the knee with
a vicious backbreaker. Ulfric grabs his pain in agony when Zulias turns
Ulfric over onto his stomach and places a knee into his back before locking
on a bow and arrow submission.]
Ern: Zulias looking to work over the back of Ulfric to take away his
power base.
Catch: Ulfric won't give it up, especially here with his National Title
on the line.
[The ref checks on Ulfric to see if he wants to give it up but yells no.
Zulias rocks back and turns it into an inverted bow and arrow.]
Ern: He's got Ulfric hoisted up in the air to add more pressure on the
back.
Catch: Good move by the big man.
[Zulias slowly pushes Ulfric towards the side and pins his shoulders
down to the mat.]
1...
2...
Ern: Ulfric gets the shoulder up.
[Zulias finally releases the hold as Ulfric slumps to the mat. Zulias
gets up to his feet and brings up Ulfric by the neck. Zulias connects with
a headbutt before whipping Ulfric into the far corner. Zulias charges in
but Ulfric gets out of the way as Zulias goes in shoulder first. Zulias
grabs his shoulder in pain when Ulfric grabs the injured arm and drops it
over his shoulder in a stunner. Zulias backs away trying to get some
distance.]
Catch: There's a page out of the Wolverine's book right there.
Ern: Zulias definitely favoring that arm.
[Ulfric closes in on Zulias and delivers a headbutt to the shoulder
before grabbing the arm and drops him to the mat with a single arm DDT.]
Ern: Ulfric going right after that arm knowing if he hurts it, Zulias
will have to tap out to the Embrace.
[Ulfric drags Zulias up and goes for an irish whip but Zulias reverses
the whip. Ulfric hits the ropes and ducks under a clothesline. Ulfric hits
the nearside ropes and gets clocked in the head with a vicious elbow
smash.]
Catch: Ulfric went down like a heap of bricks.
[Zulias drags a stunned Ulfric up while still favoring that arm of his.
Ulfric pulls Ulfric onto his good shoulder and charges into the corner
slamming Ulfric's shoulder and back into the turnbuckles. Zulias backs up
and slams the shoulder into the turnbuckles once more before charging out
with a massive powerslam. Zulias goes for the cover and hooks the leg.]
1...
2...
Ern: Kick out by Ulfric.
[Zulias quickly up to his feet when he brings Ulfric up and pulls him
into a standing scissors before dropping Ulfric down onto his shoulder with
a powerbomb. Zulias continues to shake his arm out to get the pain out.]
Catch: Now, that was a vicious powerbomb from Zulias. He made sure that
Ulfric landed on that bad shoulder of his.
[Zulias pulls Ulfric up to his feet but Ulfric comes back with a forearm
to the jaw, followed by another. Ulfric bounces off of the ropes when
Zulias catches Ulfric coming back with a tilt-a-whirl shoulderbreaker.
Ulfric lands on the mat clutching his shoulder in agonizing pain. Zulias
picks Ulfric up into a scoop over the shoulder and drops Ulfric over his
knee with another shoulderbreaker before hoisting him up and drops him to
the mat after a third shoulderbreaker. Zulias goes for another cover and
hooks the leg.]
1...
2...
Ern: Two-count. Ulfric kicks out.
[Zulias turns Ulfric over onto his stomach and extends the arm out on
the mat. Zulias backs up into the corner before he charges out and connects
with a rolling knee drop across the shoulder. Zulias turns Ulfric and goes
for another cover.]
1...
2...
Ern: Kick out by Zulias.
Catch: That might have been the smartest plan by Zulias yet. How do you
take away the Embrace? You take away one of Ulfric's arms away.
[Zulias hooks the good arm of Ulfric and hooks him into an amatuer style
pin.]
1...
2...
Ern: NO! Another kick out.
[Ulfric gets brought up the hard way by Zulias and Zulias locks on a
hammerlock but Ulfric counters with a hammerlock of his own. Zulias looks
around before countering with another hammerlock and then switches to a
side headlock. Ulfric grabs a waistlock and takes him up and over with a
belly to back suplex.]
Catch: Zulias landed right on his shoulder.
[Ulfric quickly up to his feet when he grabs Zulias by the arm and goes
for an arm bar but Zulias counters with a legsweep to counter the arm bar.
Ulfric rolls backwards to get to his feet when Zulias hits the ropes and
comes back with a cross body block and goes for the cover.]
1...
2...
Ern: Ulfric kicks out.
[Ulfric and Zulias get to their feet when Ulfric counters with a kick to
the midsection. Ulfric goes for a standing scissors and tries to go for a
powerbomb but Zulias is blocking it and comes up with a back drop but still
holds on to Ulfric before dropping him to the mat with a spinebuster slam.
Zulias turns Ulfric over and goes for a crippler crossface but Ulfric
fights it off. Zulias pummels away on the back of the shoulder and neck but
Ulfric fights his way to the ropes and gets the break.]
Catch: Ulfric could feel the end coming and he got to the ropes, the
wimp.
Ern: Nothing wimpish about that. With a bad shoulder, the crossface is
the one place you do not want to be in.
[Zulias grabs Ulfric by the hair and pulls him up to his feet before
locking on and taking Ulfric over with a t-bone suplex.]
Ern: I think that might have hurt Zulias more though. He's still holding
the arm that Ulfric was working over earlier.
[Ulfric actually gets to his feet first while Zulias slowly gets up
while holding his arm. Ulfric goes in with a quick go-behind into a rear
waistlock. Ulfric goes for a german suplex but Zulias spreads out his feet
to block it.]
Catch: Good idea by Zulias. Ulfric trying to get a wider base but can't.
[Zulias counters with a standing switch.]
Catch: Zulias isn't gonna suplex Ulfric with one arm though. He's not
that stupid.
[Zulias ducks down and goes for a torture rack backbreaker and drops
Ulfric with a modified samoan drop onto the injured shoulder and back of
Ulfric. Zulias turns around and goes for the cover and hooks the leg.]
1...
2...
Ern: Kick out by Ulfric.
[Zulias shoves himself up off Ulfric and drags Ulfric up to his feet.
Zulias whips Ulfric hard into the near corner. Ulfric stumbles out as
Zulias catches him coming out with a standing dropkick. Zulias goes for the
cover but doesn't hook the leg.]
1...
2...
Ern: Shoulder up from Ulfric.
Catch: That was a major mistake from Zulias. Everytime he went for a
cover on Ulfric, he synched up the leg and it made Ulfric expend more
energy everytime he kicked out.
Ern: Now, would this be an upset if Zulias beats Ulfric tonight?
Catch: Normally, I would say hell no but this is a different case.
Ulfric was already hard to beat before winning the title. Now, with the
title, it's damn near impossible.
[Zulias gets to his feet and brings Ulfric up and goes for a scoop but
Ulfric floats over and drops to the mat before rolling Zulias up with a
school boy.]
1...
2...
Ern: NO! Zulias kicks out.
[Ulfric and Zulias get back to their feet when Ulfric goes for a short
clothesline but Zulias ducks under and brings Ulfric down with a
neckbreaker. Zulias gets back up when he grabs a double leg on Ulfric and
pulls him in a little bit. Zulias looking to step over but Ulfric counters
with a rolling body scissors and pins Zulias' shoulders to the mat.]
1...
2...
Catch: Kick out by Zulias.
[Ulfric and Zulias again getting to their feet when Ulfric grabs Zulias'
arm and takes it over with an arm ringer. Zulias flips forward and falls to
the mat. Ulfric quickly slaps on the juji-gatame armbar but Zulias locks
the hands. Ulfric continues pulling away at the arm when Zulias finally
lets his hands go.]
Ern: Ulfric's now trying to tear the arm off.
[Zulias starts pulling himself towards the ropes with his free hand.]
Catch: He's almost there. Now Zulias calming down but Ulfric still
pulling on the arm.
[Zulias slowly getting his feet under him as he's pulling Ulfric towards
the ropes and Zulias grabs the middle rope. Ulfric lets go of the hold and
rolls to his feet. Zulias pulls himself up by the ropes whenUlfric grabs
his arm and goes for an irish whip. Ulfric ducks down when Zulais catches
him.]
Catch: He's setting Ulfric up, he's got Ulfric up!
Ern: Ulfric still fighting it and I don't think Zulias can get it with
just one arm!
[Zulias looking for a rings of saturn but Ulfric slips out of it and
winds up on his knees. Ulfric gets back to his feet when Zulias charges in.
Ulfric ducks under the spinning heel kick. Ulfric gets to his feet when
Zulias turns around and gets caught in a fireman's carry.]
Catch: Ulfric going for that fireman's carry armbreaker of his.
[Zulias slides down his back and gets a waistlock. Ulfric goes for a
back elbow but Zulias ducks under it and locks on a hammerlock before
taking Ulfric over with a north
Ern: lights suplex onto the hammerlock.
[Zulias goes for the cover.]
1...
2...
Ern: Kick out.
[Zulias slowly getting back to his feet while Ulfric's looking a little
dazed. Zulias continues shaking his arm out trying to get some blood back
into it. Zulias brings Ulfric back to his feet and goes for a scoop Zulias
charges into the corner with Ulfric on his shoulder but Ulfric slides down
his back and shoves Zulias into the turnbuckles shoulder first. Zulias
stumbles out when Ulfric grabs a waistlock and takes Zulias over with a
german suplex. Ulfric hangs onto the waistlock as they roll back to their
feet. Ulfric takes him over with another german suplex.]
Ern: Ulfric hangs on. He's rolling with it.
[Ulfric hangs onto the waistlock as they roll back to their feet but
Ulfric grabs the arms of Zulias and crosses them over before taking him up
and over with a bridge.]
1...
2...
Catch: Zulias kicks out from the straightjacket suplex.
Ern: Ulfric's visibly in pain because of his shoulder and his back.
[Ulfric gets to his feet and pulls Zulias up before going for another
waistlock but Zulias blocks the suplex attempt with a back heel pick.
Zulias unlocks the hands and brings Ulfric down to the mat with a drop toe
hold from the pick. Zulias gets himself into position before locking on the
rings of saturn.]
Catch: Great submission move by Zulias. He's putting pressure not only
on the arms and shoulders, but on the back as well.
[The ref asks Ulfric if he wants give it up but Ulfric just shakes his
head no. Zulias continues to pull back on the arm as Ulfric continues to
fight off the pain. After a few more moments,Zulias breaks the hold before
he sits up Ulfric and locks on a modified double chickenwing.]
Ern: Zulias's got his knee right in Ulfric's back while pulling back on
the shoulders.
Catch: There's nowhere for Ulfric to go as he's yelling out in pain but
he still won't give it up.
Ern: Zulias's pulling back on those arms and driving that big knee right
between the shoulder blades. Ulfric reaches out for the ropes with his foot
but he just misses the bottom rope.
[Zulias lets go of the hold when he drags Ulfric back into the middle of
the ring and goes for the cover and hooks the leg.]
1...
2...
Ern: Kick out by Ulfric!
Crowd: ULFRIC!!! ULFRIC!!! ULFRIC!!!!
Catch: Zulias' arm has gotten a little rest since he doesn't seem to be
wincing much anymore.
[Zulias drags Ulfric to his feet before sending him in with an irish
whip before getting taken over with a snap powerslam. Zulias hangs on and
hooks the leg.]
1...
2...
Ern: NO! Kick out by Ulfric.
Catch: How does this idiot keeping kicking out like this?
[Zulias right back up before he brings Ulfric up into a waistlock and
goes for a bridging german suplex.]
1...
2...
Ern: NO! Ulfric gets the shoulder up at the last second!
[Zulias rolls away and now pulls himself up by the ropes. Ulfric slowly
gets up. Zulias charges over to Ulfric and delivers a kick to the
mid-section. Zulias whips Ulfric into the ropes and shoves high into the
air but Ulfric comes back with a massive DDT from out of nowhere.]
Ern: What an adjustment in mid-air by the National Champion.
Catch: Damn lucky if you ask me.
Ern: Great mid-air counter by Ulfric!
[Ulfric rolls Zulias over and dives on top for the cover.]
1...
2...
Ern: NO! Zulias kicks out.
Catch: Now the match is basically even.
Ern: These two have gone all out put on a technical clinic for the
National Heavyweight Title.
Catch: Ulfric's gimpy shoulder is the main factor.
[Ulfric and Zulias both pulling themselves up by the ropes. Ulfric's up
to his feet first when he grabs Zulias and delivers a kick to the stomach.
Ulfric takes Zulias over with a snapmare before locking on a stepover
armbar.]
Ern: Ulfric is not leaving his original game plan. He wants to soften
that arm up for the Embrace at all costs.
Catch: The big man's screaming in pain but he won't tap out to Ulfric.
[Ulfric really pulling back on the arm before he locks up the arm.
Ulfric connects with a knee drop to the elbow joint before getting up.
Zulias holding his arm in pain when Ulfric rolls to his feet before going
to the turnbuckles. Zulias still looks out of it when Ulfric leaps off of
the top turnbuckle with a big elbow drop.]
Ern: Zulias rolled out of the way!
[Zulias gets up to his feet while Ulfric pushes himself up off the mat.
Zulias charges in and nearly takes Ulfric's head off with a running lariat.
Zulias slowly picks Ulfric up and whips him into the far corner and follows
him in.]
Catch: SPEAR!
Ern: Zulias speared Ulfric back first into the corner!
[Zulias hanging onto the ropes while he drives his shoulder into
Ulfric's stomach. Zulias lifts Ulfric onto the top turnbuckle and climbs up
with him before putting on a front facelock.]
Catch: I sense a very violent DDT in Ulfric's very near future.
[Zulias tries to pull Ulfric off but Ulfric slips through and shoves
Zulias off of the top turnbuckle to the mat. Ulfric tries to shake off the
cobwebs before standing up on the top turnbuckle and looks around before he
leaps off with a swanton bomb.]
Ern: Ulfric connected but he looks like he might have landed a little
wrong on that injured shoulder.
[Ulfric crawls over and makes the cover.]
1...
2...
Catch: NO! Zulias barely kicks out!
[Ulfric drags Zulias back up and hooks him up for a suplex but places
him on the top turnbuckle. Ulfric climbs out onto the ring apron before
climbing up to the top.]
Ern: If Ulfric hits this, it will be over.
[Zulias fights back with a well placed elbow to the solar plexus. Zulias
fires in another elbow before throwing Ulfric off of the top turnbuckle.
Ulfric lays on the mat stunned when Zulias stands up on the top turnbuckle
and leaps off with a corkscrew shooting star press onto Ulfric.]
Catch: THE FALL FROM GRACE!!!! HE HIT IT!!!!!
Ern: Ulfric tries to get the knees up but it was too late.
[Zulias goes for the cover and hooks the leg.]
1...
2...
Ern: NO!!! Ulfric gets his foot on the bottom rope!
Crowd: YEAH!!!!!! ULFRIC!!! ULFRIC!!!
Catch: Zulias can't believe it! What does he have to do to pin Ulfric
for a three count here in Reno.
[Zulias pulling himself up by the ropes but he's still holding that one
arm. Zulias climbs up to the top turnbuckle and waits for Ulfric to get to
his feet. Ulfric slowly gets to his feet and stumbles around when Zulias
leaps off with a spinning heel kick but Ulfric steps into it and catches
Zulias before throwing him over with a fallaway slam. Ulfric gets up and
checks on his shoulder while waiting for Zulias to get to his feet. Zulias
gets to his feet in a slight daze when Ulfric slaps on the Embrace and
sweeps Zulias down to the mat.]
Ern: THE EMBRACE!!! Will Zulias tap out?
[The ref gets into perfect position and asks Zulias if he wants to give
it up. Zulias continues to shake his head no but Ulfric continues with the
pressure while Zulias continues to fight but taps out as the ref calls for
the bell.]
DING DING DING!
Talula Belle- YOUR WINNER.... ULFRIC!
Catch: DAMN IT!!! And I had twenty bucks on this match too.
Ern: Thanks for reminding me. Now pay up, deadbeat.
[Ulfric finally releases the Embrace and lays on the mat when the ref
raises Ulfric's hand in victory while laying the National Heavyweight Title
on his chest.]
Catch: Well be right back with the World Championship!
a tragic call
(The scene cuts to the backstage area, where The Birdz are celebrating the win)
Wendy Briese- I can't believe we did it!
Terrence Thompson- I know… it was incredible…
Dan Pollaski- Good job kids
RING RING RING!
Wendy Briese- Who's that?
(Dan answers the phone)
Dan Pollaski- Hello?
(His eyes harden)
Dan Pollaski- What the hell do you want? What?
(His eyes soften back again, in fact, he looks pretty stressed all of a sudden)
Dan Pollaski- Uh hunh. Yeah… I'll tell her… no… is she? Okay… I'll tell her… bye.
(Dan shuts off the phone, and the Birdz look at him rather confused)
Terrence Thompson- What was THAT about?
Dan Pollaski- Wendy… that was your father…
Wendy Briese- And…?
Dan Pollaski- Your mom was in a car accident. She's in pretty bad shape.
Wendy Briese- What?
(Wendy looks horrified)
Dan Pollaski- That's what she just said.
(Wendy stands up, and starts to pack her things, obviously right now on the verge of tears.)
Wendy Briese- Then we need to…
Dan Pollaski- I know… listen, Terrence. Lets drive her to the airport… and then we'll drive the RV back… she needs to.
Terrence Thompson- Okay… we'll do that.
(Wendy, tears starting to stream down her face, packs her things, while Dan and Terrence help her. The scene fades)
Jonny Catchphrase- Wow… I don't know what to say about that… folks… this is..
Ern Bishop- Gale Briese, Wendy's mom. Wasn't she some whore?
Jonny Catchphrase- I don't think this is the time Ern… but.. this IS the time for our world championship!
wwa world championship
eric dane (ssw/w3) (C) vs. cj rowell (Ngwa)
Jonny C - It's time for the big one, the damn Shockwave Main Event and if you can't get excited about this you don't deserve to be watching this damn show.
Ern Bishop - Absolutely Jonny, this is a rematch from a couple of weeks back when Rowell fell foul of a swung chair by "the Only Star" as Dane picked the WWA World Heavyweight Title for the third time.
Jonny C - His fifth World Heavyweight title in all.
Ern Bishop - Yeah the Silver State Heavyweight Champion is one of the best their is, but then again so is the guy he has to beat again tonight, CJ Rowell.
Jonny C - Indeed, Rowell held the WWA National Title for a good six months and walked out of Summer Games having won a fourway last standing match.
Ern Bishop - Two of those guys he beat that night have already been in action here tonight, Kevin Cage and Red Dragon.
Jonny C - Who was the other guy? Did he drop off the planet?
Ern Bishop - If he was on it in the first place.
Announcer - Ladies and Gentlemen the Main Event this evening is for the WWA World Heavyweight Title and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from Boston, Massachusetts weighing in at 240 lbs ... "THE BOSTON BLOCKBUSTER" ...... CCCEEEEEEEEEEEE JAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY ROOOWWWWELLLLLLLLLL!!!!
#You Can't F**k With ME!#
[Shotgun blasts are overheard.]
["Cripple and Rape Me" by Dark Lotus begins to play, as the lights go out. The crowd comes to their collective feet as dim blue lights fills the arena.]
#When I start to think, my skull begins to crack
Could it be the infection in my head trying to get me back?
'Cause the more I look at myself, the more f$#k I dunno!
The more I think about it, I think my f$#king heads
gonna explode#
BBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!
[A huge white flashing pyro goes off in the entryway. The crowd roars its approval.]
#Wig splittin', leavin' all your family member's dead
I can't explain it, so I just blame it all on my head
Paranoid, shakin' in closets when I'm done
I think I'm hiding from the fact that I just
slaughtered everyone#
[The video wall flashes a scene of C.J. Rowell nailing Red Dragon with a chairshot is shown. The crowd goes nuts.]
#I wash my hands so many times that they crack and bleed
But water purifies, washes away and makes me clean
My soul is so dirty, I tried to wash it to
And get something together and figure out what to do#
[Kick to his gut, and a DDT from Rowell onto NGWA announcer and Horsemen manager, Ed Foo Jung.]
#The voices in my head keep driving me crazy
I got my Glock cocked, and loaded with no saftey
Empty trigger finger and I'm ready to release
Cause something keeps telling me "Increase the
Deceased"#
[Rowell leans agaisnt the ropes, a bloody mess, holding the World Heavyweight Title high in the air.]
#Something's talking in my head
I can't help thinking it hates me
Something's telling me I'm dead
It's going to cripple and rape me#
[A silhouette of a figure walks onto the stage and stands there with its head down. The crowd roars...]
#Something's talking in my head
I can't help thinking it hates me
Something's telling me I'm dead
It's going to cripple and rape me#
[The lights go normal again, and there on the stage stands the former World Heavyweight Champion, C.J. Rowell. He is wearing navy blue basketball shorts with white trim, his black knee brace on his left knee, navy blue and white boots, and no shirt. The crowd is going crazy as Rowell holds the title high in the air with his right hand and pounds his chest with his left fist.]
#They're telling me the secrets how to build a spaceship
Out of 2 bags of bar-b-que potato chips and rabbit sh!t
I gotta pocket full'a middle fingers, when I need good luck
I stick'em all up in my ass, spin in circles then I cluck
And if you try to read my mind, I'll call upon my Mockaloba
Have the energy of four dimensions f$#kin' on your momma
Got the fetus on a freestyle, did you feed the pilots?
Simple tip and keep a noose rised, call me Tripacoba#
[Rowell walks quickly down the aisle and climbs the stairs. Standing on the apron, he climbs through the ropes and up the near turnbuckles to the second one.]
#Peekin' through the window, I think I'm falling for this chick
'Cause when I look down, somehow I'm dry f$#kin' a brink!
Why is it when she see's me she's gotta scream!?
Now I gotta jump through the window and gag her with
my stiffy again!#
[Rowell raises his fists high above his head, gaining another loud reaction from the crowd.]
#I just want to split my neck and back in half
And when the reaper comes to get me I'm a even go &
kill his punk ass
Post modern vibrator, scary like an alligator
Bitch your dying now, 'cause you aint even seein'
later#
[Rowell hops down from the turnbuckle and turns to the referee. As the song fades out, Rowell jaw jacks the referee, awaiting the match to start.]
Jonny C - There's the guy Dane took the title from just a week or two back.
Ern Bishop - Hell of a match, week before that we saw Rowell pull out the win over Ulfric, Dane had to stick his nose into the match and that's how the match for the following week was made. Rowell though probably regrets that now.
Jonny C - He was the Champion and happy to put the title on the line before this PPV which was set in stone anyway.
Ern Bishop - Being the Champion he was cost Rowell though.
Jonny C - Not if he gets it back today!
Announcer - And the reigning WWA World Heavyweight Champion from Detroit Michigan weighing in at 242 lbs.. his is "THE ONLY STAR" .... ERRRIIIIICCCCCC DDDDAAAAAAA-YYYYYYYYYYY-NNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
[Drop the lights.]
[We didn't need them anyway.]
[Over he loudspeaker, a voice pierces the darkness.]
"The Six have risen."
[The crowd buzzes with anticipation.]
"The path to Shan-gri La has been chosen."
[Ninja's in the crowd pop large.]
"The Juggalo's have risen…"
[Music begins in the background, just loud enough to be noticed.]
"It's time to show the World."
[Flash.]
[A pyrotechnic explosion sends Hatchet Red magnesium flaming up from the entrance ramp and the ringposts. Over the loudspeakers, the voice of Shaggy 2 Dope opens up the first verse of the Insane Clown Posse's "Get Ya Wicked On."]
# I punch bitches in they fake titties (he does)
# I got warrants in like 8 cities (he does)
# I like to murder those provokin
# I swing quick and leave a mothafuckas throat hangin open
[The crowd explodes along with another burst of pyro.]
# I drink the blood of a street rat (he does)
# Ask Monox Boogie where the weed at
# I have 18 plus speed, with a plus 2 dagger from the tomb of horrors, D and D
[Red strobes provide the only light, as the pace picks up. Some of the Juggalo's in the crowd sing along, others sit in anticipation.]
# We cave heads in with a brick (we do)
# we @#%$ hotties with the same dick (we do)
# we eat power lines and generators
# one time we shut Detroit City down for like 11 hours
[The WWA-tron flickers to life.]
# We the Wickedest believe that (we do)
# Stevie Wonder Bra can see that (@#%$ he do)
# We'll rip yo head off and swing by the hair
# Until we get blood everywhere...Mothafucka Get Ya Wicked On
# We Know You Hate Who We Are
# BUT EVEN IN SHANGRILA
# A Wicked Clown Got to Get Their
# WICKED ON...
[The curtain parts, and out not just the Silver State Wrestling Heavyweight Champion, but the World Heavyweight Champion.]
[Eric Dane.]
[Over the P.A., Violent J kicks in.]
# I drive a Tank through your high school (he does)
# I live the Carnival how i rule (bow down)
# I get sick like a Crime Story
# Mothafucka this is Southwest Side Ghetto Territory
["The Only Star" is greeted by a large pop from the Nevada crowd, despite his recent attitude change.]
[Eric is dressed from head to toe in Psychopathic gear, capped off with his gold Hatchetman medallion and his two, count 'em two Title belts. His hair is pulled back into a ponytail.]
[He raises his World Title in one hand, and in the other, a large, mean looking Hatchet. The crowd bays for blood at just the site of the thing.]
# I can make a fist with your neck in it (he does)
# Take my medications every 20 minutes (he does)
# I have dead bodies all up under my house
# And every night I hear them runnin they mouths, they gettin Wicked On Me
[Eric makes his way toward the ring, ignoring Rowell and playing a bit to the crowd. He stops at the apron and tosses the World Title over the ropes and into the ring, and slides under the bottom rope. He feints at Rowell, who smartly ducks out of the ring.]
# Day Days on my black hearse
# Clown Love Juggalos First (they do)
# Red and black skull caps everywhere (TWIIIIZZZZ)
# With the Fresh face Paint, Contacts and the Twiztid hair (TIIIIIID)
[The Champion unstraps the SSW title from around his waste and drops it near the World belt, where the referee takes them out of the ring and shows them to Rowell, who looks on as Eric climbs one of the turnbuckles and raises his Hatchet high into the air.]
# I find peace at the Graveyard (we do)
# Me and the Wraith sit in gray cars
# So get out of the way...and get out of my path
# Or we'll saw your head in half
[Eric drops down, and lays the Hatchet on the ring apron, where an attendant quickly takes it off of the ring. Eric takes his Hatchetman baseball jersey off, along with the Gold Hatch2t chain around his neck.]
# MothaFucka GET YO WICKED ON!!
[The music dies. As Rowell slides into the ring. The two men eye each other across the ring, Dane takes a couple of steps toward Rowell, Rowell not backing down does like wise until they're in each others faces.]
Ern Bishop - The Silver State and World Champion is here!
Jonny C - Dane helped put SSW on the map and brought the first WWA World Title to Nevada.
[Rowell and Dane jaw jack each other before, Rowell shoves Dane out the way, Dane steps back up in the face of Rowell, looking down on him just a little.]
Ern Bishop - Not much difference in size between these two, Dane a couple of inches and pounds bigger than Rowell.
Jonny C - Wont make any difference. But both these guys have worry's about there knee's.
[Dane shoves Rowell backwards, Rowell takes a few steps back the two men's eye's are locked on each other.]
Ern Bishop - Got to believe the two guys know each others weaknesses.
Jonny C - Without a doubt Ern, you don't walk into this kind of environment without doing your homework.
[Rowell lurches forward with a shot to the chin of Dane, Dane comes back with one of his own and the two exchange right hands. The referee calls for the bell.]
..Pop..
[Ding..Ding.]
Ern Bishop - Talking over were on with the action!
[Rowell gets the advantage and hammers his fist into the chin of Dane repeatedly, forcing him back against the ropes, Rowell with an Irish Whip shoots Dane across the ring, the Only Star hit's the ropes, rebounding straight into a charging clothesline from Rowell.]
Jonny C - Rowell just sent Dane crashing down with a clothesline of no little authority, stiff as hell.
[Rowell lays in several boots into the chest of Dane, grabbing him by his air and pulling him back to his feet, Rowell goes behind looking for a German Suplex, Dane reverses, it twisting the arm of Rowell up behind his back in a Hammerlock Dane counters driving a stiff elbow into the face of Rowell.]
Ern Bishop - So if you had to pick one of these guys to win this who would you have to go with?
[Dane fires off in the face of Rowell and forces him back into the corner, driving several knee's into the gut of the Boston Blockbuster.]
Jonny C - Rowell's backed against a wall and the one with the hunger, I see that pulling him through.
[Danes till in the corner lays in several clubbing blows to the jaw of Rowell, who gets in the ropes, the referee starts to break up exchange and Dane gets in his face, backing him down.]
Ern Bishop - I don't agree, Dane's always been a big time player the guy is unbelievable and on his home turf here in Nevada I don't see Rowell having enough to take that title from him.
[Dane turns as Rowell comes out the corner and the two tie up, collar and elbow style. Several moments of push and shove before they release and circle.
Jonny C - You seem to have taken to Eric Dane a little more this past week.
[In they come again, Hammerlock by Rowell reversed by Dane into a Wristlock, Dane quickly drops down and takes Rowell down with a single leg pickup into a Ankle Lock.]
Ern Bishop - Amateur takedown by Dane into a submission.
[Rowell like lightening drags himself into the ropes, referee taps Dane on the shoulder asking for a release which doesn't come, Rowell clings tightly to the ropes, before on the count of five Dane releases and again gets in the face of the referee, Rowell pulls himself back to his feet.]
Ern Bishop - And his change of attitude has something to with that, before Summer Games I wasn't convinced that the Nevada public were getting all that they had thought with 'The Only Star' of late though I think the true Eric Dane has started to break the surface.
[Dane turns straight into a kick to the gut by Rowell who shoves Dane's had into his Grip in DDT position Dane, is quick to counter with a Double Leg takedown and stomp Rowell a couple of time, before grabbing a handful of hair and pulling Rowell back up.]
Jonny C - Must be a relief to have that bastard Taverna and his goons out his hair, can get on with things, poor Matt Saunders.
[Dane peppers the chin of Rowell with several fists, then gives him a boot to the gut and jhooks him up for a DDT, Rowell counters lifting Dane up and driving him Full Steam..
..CRUCH..
..Pop..
..Dane hits the turnbuckle at some pace, Rowell drives shoulders into the midsection of Dane continually.]
Ern Bishop - Poor Matt Saunders? That guy is going to February's International War to face the WWA World Champion whoever that might be at the time.
[Rowell backs up and with a stiff right hand to the jaw of Dane for good measure sends him across the ring with a Monkey Flip.]
Jonny C - Could very well be the winner of this match.
[Rowell rolls back to his feet and catches Dane with a stomp as Dane starts to get back to his feet. Rowell pulls Dane back up and hooks him up looking for a Belly to Belly Suplex, Dane with several Headbuts escapes before nailing Rowell with an Inverted Atomic Drop.]
..Ohh..
Ern Bishop - Two months of title defence to get through before that's likely to happen.
[Rowell stunned is sent down by Dane, with a running clothesline.]
Jonny C - That's very true and their is a wealth of talent in the WWA, tonight proved that to us.
[Dane stomps Rowell repeatedly, before pulling him back to his feet, up and down into an Inverted Backbreaker.]
Ern Bishop - And the Silver State Heavyweight Champion, Eric Dane is the top of that particular pile.
[Dane drops several knee's into the face of Rowell keeping him down.]
Jonny C - But with his 'Holy Than Though' attitude it means many a folk are champing at the bit to get their hands on him.
[Rowell is pulled back to his feet by Dane who shoot's him into the ropes at pace, Rowell rebouds off the ropes straight into a Lou Thesz Press, which is backed up with several forearms to the face.]
..Pop..
Ern Bishop - If so they're likely to be on the end of a Lou THesz Press not to dissimular to that one right there.
[Dane back to his feet drops countless knees into the face of Rowell.]
Jonny C - Dane a ring general at no mistake.
[Rowell is pulled back up to his feet and sent crashing down with an Aztec Suplex.]
Ern Bishop - He's been in more big money Main Events than you've had women.
[Dane rolls back to his feet bringing Rowell with him and hit's a Front Layout Suplex.]
Jonny C - He might come close to half, but that's about all.
[Rowell stomped by Dane.]
Ern Bishop - That's why I see him coming through this, that valuable experience.
[Rowell pulled back to his feet, by Dane who shoves him into the corner and starts choking him on the ropes, referee in with a count of five, then taps Dane telling him to release Dane fakes throwing a punch at the referee who flinches bringing a smile to the face of Dane.]
Jonny C - But having endured punishment in everyone of those matches, it's going to take it's toll on him and while Rowell's had a hell of a career already he's a couple of years Dane's junior and is just about at his peak, so I see him coming through this.
[Irish Whip by Dane, sends Rowell across the ring..
..SMACK..
..Pop..
.Rowell hit's the turnbuckle _damn_ hard.]
Ern Bishop - Goddam the State of Nevada just shifted into Mexico on that one.
[Rowell takes a few steps out the corner caught with a kick to the gut by Dane who has him in position for a Stalling Brainbuster DDT.]
Jonny C - Star Driver?
[Dane goes for it but Rowell counters wrapping his arms around the waist of Dane.]
Ern Bishop - Blockbuster has that scouted.
[Dane goes for it again, Rowell blocks it again, before lifting Dane up onto his shoulders..
..SMACK..
..Pop..
..Dane sent crashing to the canvas with a Spinebuster Slam.]
Jonny C - Rowell saw that one coming and had his way out already figured.
[Rowell grabs a handful of Dane's dirty blonde hair and pulls him back to his feet hooks him up for a Suplex and hit's it.]
Ern Bishop - Were going to be in for a long night I think here.
[Rowell rolls back up and stomps Dane before pulling him up again, taking him down with a Side Russian Legsweep.]
Jonny C - This one likely to go the Marathon.
[Dane pulled back to his feet and pulled forward and sent down with a Short Arm clothesline. Rowell stomps Dane in the face, before dropping down and laying in numerous mounted shot's into the face of Dane.]
Ern Bishop - Both these men can take it to you anyway you want it, you want a brawl they can brawl. You want a technical encounter matt they'll do that just the same.
[Rowell drags Dane back to his feet, wraps his arms around his waist, lifts him up..
..BUMP..
..Pop..
.Pump Handle Slam, that has Dane rebounding a foot off the canvas.]
Jonny C - Neither of them likely to keep it squeaky clean either.
[Rowell waits, as Dane gets himself back to his feet. Rowell charges forward and clips the knee of Dane with his shoulder, Dane sent back over.]
Ern Bishop - Is anyone these days?
[Rowell again, waiting for Dane to get back to his feet, before charging forward and sending him down with a Dropkick to the knee.]
Jonny C - I wrestle clean.
Ern Bishop - You haven't wrestled in months.
[This time Rowell's on Dane quickly with some stomps to the face.]
Jonny C - I told you already I'm semi retired these days.
[Rowell grabs a handful of hair and pulls Dane back to his feet, wrapping his arms around his neck and dumping him on the canvas with a Full Nelson Slam.]
Ern Bishop - Rowell sending Dane down with his Joker's Wild Full Nelson Slam.
[Rowell yanks Dane back up and sends him into the corner before following in with a clothesline, Rowell grabs Dane by the head and takes him down with a Tornado DDT.]
Jonny C - Rowell starting to gain control of this, it's been all Blockbuster for the past five minutes.
[Rowell pulls Dane back to his feet, lifts him up for a Running Liger Bomb, Dane however counters rolling through with a Hurricanrana.]
..Pop..
Ern Bishop - Curse of the Commentator!
[Dane makes a cover.]
[..1..]
[..2..]
[..Kickout..]
Jonny C - Never going to be enough to put a guy like Rowell away.
[Dane is back to his feet quick as a flash and gets in the referee's face.]
Ern Bishop - Obviously Eric Dane thought it would be!
[Dane continues his abuse of the official, unaware Rowell is right behind him and rolls him up looking for the cover.]
Jonny C - Should never take your eye off your opponent.
[..One..]
[..Two..]
[..Kickout..]
Ern Bishop - Especially a guy like Rowell!
[Rowell immediately back up and stomps Dane before he's able to get back to his feet.]
Jonny C - Exactly.
[Rowell pulls Dane back to his feet and lays into him with a Cyclone Punch to the kisser. Dane staggered before being sent down with a clothesline. Rowell again grabs a handful of hair pulling Dane back to his feet, spins him round and down's him with a Hangman's Neckbreaker.]
Ern Bishop - Rowell just hit his Beverly Kills Neckbreaker, Dane needs to get himself back into this thing.
[Rowell waits for Dane to get back up before charging in and taking him down with a running Knee lift to the face.]
Jonny C - You like to change your mind on who your betting on in this one?
Ern Bishop - Not just yet.
[Rowell a stompaholic on the face of Dane, drags him back to his feet again hooking him up and taking him down with a Release Northern Lights Suplex.]
Jonny C - Glad to hear it.
[As Rowell rolls back up and comes after him Dane slides out the ring.]
Ern Bishop - The Only Star taking time out, here catch his breath, like the intelligent man he is.
[Rowell comes after Dane who backs down, jaw jacking Rowell. Smirk on Rowell's face as he calls Dane back into the ring, opening a gap between the bottom rope and the matt.]
Jonny C - Whatever you say about him Dane is a great ring psychologist.
[Rowell gets the face of the referee, who calls Dane back in, Dane tells Rowell to back off, which he does.]
Ern Bishop - I suppose you don't appreciate these tactics then?
Jonny C - It's not something I do on a regular basis that's for sure.
[Dane takes a few steps forward and climbs up to the apron, but as soon as Rowell comes towards him Dane jumps back down, Rowell complains to the referee, who starts to count Dane out.]
Ern Bishop - Like Wrestling then.
Jonny C - If you say that once more I'm going to wrestle you on the next Just Another Night.
[Dane shrugs, which prompts Rowell to slide out the ring after him.]
Ern Bishop - The hell you are.
[Like two huge trucks on a collision course they meet, and start exchanging blows.]
Jonny C - Slugfest Developing on the outside.
[Shot by Dane, one by Rowell, another by Dane who gets control and starts backing Rowell up against the apron.]
Ern Bishop - Dane used that situation to his advantage, certainly Rowell not in the dominant position he was in.
[Rowell blocks a shot by Dane, jabbing a thumb into his eye. Dane backs up, Rowell comes at him only to receive an eye rake for good measure.]
Jonny C - Below the belt, referee starting to loose control of this match.
[Dane Grabs Rowell by the shorts and rolls him back into the ring, before sliding in himself.]
Ern Bishop - Always likely to happen.
[Rowell's the first one to his feet though and drives a stiff boot into the gut on Dane before he's able to get back up.]
Jonny C - Despite that little sideshow Dane still not able to gain the advantage.
[Rowell pulls Dane up and shoots him across the ring, Dane rebounds off the ropes, Rowell garbs him around the waist lifting him up and dropping him throat first on the top rope with a Stun Gun, Dane flips backwards across the ring.]
Ern Bishop - Not a good thing to happen being dropped throat first on the ropes, that'll knock the wind out of you.
[Rowell back to his feet, Dane a little slower to get back up, Challenger charges at the Champion looking for a Lariat but Dane grabs the referee and shoves him the way of Rowell, the impact sends the referee down and hard.]
Jonny C - Sneaky son of a gun.
[Rowell a little shocked is caught with a kick to the gut by Dane..
____SSSSTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR DDDDRRRRRIIIIIVVVVVVAAAHHHHHHHH____
..Rowell dumped down with Dane's Stalling Brain Buster DDT.]
..POP..
Ern Bishop - That's it it's over.
Jonny C - Don't think so but we debate who's more out of it the referee or CJ Rowell.
[Dane looks at the downed Rowell and the referee, before sliding out the ring.]
Ern Bishop - Where's he going?
Jonny C - Umm.. I have a theory.
[Dane shoves an official aside and grabs a chair snapping it shut.]
Ern Bishop - Would you like to share that theory with us.
Jonny C - Don't need to it's been confirmed.
[Dane slides the chair into the ring.]
Ern Bishop - Got to believe Dane has some evil intentions right here.
[Dane sets the chair up in the middle of the ring. And grabs Rowell pulling him back to his feet.]
Jonny C - I don't doubt it.
[Dane grabs Rowell around the neck..
..CLONK..
..Ohh..Sick Pop..
..Swinging Neckbreaker onto the chair.]
Ern Bishop - That could crack the skull right there.
Jonny C - Certainly enough to send s guy to the hospital.
[Dane slides the chair out of the ring.]
Ern Bishop - Removing the evidence from the scene.
[The WWA World Champion goes over and starts to revive the referee.]
Jonny C - Now looking to finish this thing, but can't do it without a referee around.
[Dane with a couple of gentle kicks into the body of the referee, then turns him over and slaps him around the face.]
Ern Bishop - Anyone got some smelling salts.
[Dane with another stiffer slap, finally gets a response.]
Jonny C - Slap like that could wake sleeping beauty.
Ern Bishop - She one of your ex's?
Jonny C - No she's a damn fairytale, what are you one about?
[Dane pulls the referee over and makes the cover.]
Ern Bishop - This could be about all!
[..One..]
[..Two..]
????????????
[..Thaaarrr
..NO!..]
..Pop..
Jonny C - Shoulder Up! Rowell rolled a shoulder off the mat.
Ern Bishop - Can be acting on instinct alone! I thought that was about all.
Jonny C - So did half of Reno!
[Dane like a man possessed gets up and starts screaming at the referee.]
Ern Bishop - Dane looks about ready to kick several shades out of the referee.
Jonny C - Well sometimes things come back to haunt you.
[Dane stomps Rowell several times. Before pulling him back to his feet, hooks him up hitting a Japanese Ocean Cyclone Suplex.]
Ern Bishop - That they do, but you look in the ring right now and it's Dane with the advantage, when Rowell was charging in for that Lariat he was the one in the ascendancy.
[Dane stays on Rowell's case, dropping an elbow into his face, before lifting himself up and bringing his knee down into the face of Rowell.]
Jonny C - Yeah but Dane has to be asking himself what he has to do to put Rowell away.
[Rowell hoisted back to his feet, Dane hooks him up hitting a Tiger Suplex '85.]
Ern Bishop - Rowell folded up like an Accordion, Dane starting to bring some big time suplex's into play, punishing the body of the challenger.
[Dane pulls Rowel back to his feet and sends him to the ropes, as Rowell comes back Dane uses Rowell's momentum to lifting him up and drop him down with a Sidewalk Slam.]
Jonny C - Dane goes for a cover, off a Sidewalk Slam.
[..One..]
[..Two..]
[..Kickout..]
Ern Bishop - Rowell kicks out again.
[Dane back to his feet and stomps Rowell, drops down and starts to choke Rowell.]
Jonny C - Blatant choke hold by Dane, not caring that the referee is right over him.
[Referee reaches five and pulls Dane off Rowell, Dane in the face of the referee, backs him up.]
Ern Bishop - Careful Dane, that could backfire on you, has done before.
[Dane back on Rowell with a stop before pulling him back to his feet, applies a Hammerlock before lifting him and slamming Rowell down.]
Jonny C - Don't think he'll make that mistake again.
[Dane pulsl Rowell top his feet and with a handful of trunks throws him between middle and top rope..
..SMACK..
..Ooohhh..
.Rowell lands hard on the outside.]
Ern Bishop - Dane taking Rowell to the outside.
[Dane slides out as Rowell gets back to his feet, Dane scoops him up and slams him down on the concrete.]
Jonny C - You know as well as I do, Dane will stop at nothing to get the win.
[Dane stomps Rowell into the concrete before dragging the challenger back to his feet, Irish whip..
..CLANG..
..Ohhhh..Pop..
..Rowell connects back first into the steel steps, Dane follows in with a stomp to the face.]
Ern Bishop - Heavy connection with the Steel, Dane relentless in his attack, not giving Rowell a moments piece.
[Dane pulls Rowell, up and smacks his head off the Ringside Barrier, Rowell connects nose first and blood starts to creep from the nose.]
Jonny C - Rowell nose most likely busted there.
[The Only Star whips Rowell into the apron, before sending him down with a Back Brain Kick.]
Ern Bishop - Could well be and Dane just keeps dishing it out.
[The groggy body of Rowell is pulled back up and dragged around to in front of the commentators, Dane smacks Rowell's head off the announce table over and over.]
Jonny C - I knew this one would get as ugly as a woman you'd date, but Rowell might never be the same again.
[Shoving the time keeper aside, Dane grabs the WWA World Heavyweight Title, as Rowell turns to face him Dane crocks him in the face with the title belt, sending Rowell down.]
..Ohhh...
Ern Bishop - Dane showing Rowell what this match is all about, giving him a good close look at what's on the line.
[Dane pulls Rowell back up and slides him into the ring, rolling in after him and makes the cover.]
Jonny C - This has to be all.
[..1..]
[..2..]
[..3..]
[..NOO!!!!!!!!!!..]
..Pop..
Ern Bishop - Goddamit Rowell should learn when he's beat.
Jonny C - While he's breathing it's gonna take something huge to pin CJ Rowell.
[Dane gets back up incensed, the look tells the referee he should learn to count quicker and Dane goes Psycho, stomping like a madman.]
Ern Bishop - The grip on the bottom of Dane's shoe is going to give CJ Rowell a permanent tattoo.
[Dane pulls Rowell into the middle of the ring and applies a Crossed Arm Camel Clutch.]
Jonny C - Dane now going for a submission but not sure he'll have any more luck in that department.
[Referee drops down asking Rowell if he wants to quit, Rowell shakes his head, and grits his teeth.]
Ern Bishop - But ever moment Rowell is trapped in that hold, the more damage it does.
[Dane obviously trash talking Rowell telling him to quit pulls back that extra bit on the hold.]
Jonny C - And Dane's catch his breath, smart move.
[Again the referee asks Rowell if he wants to quit, again Rowell shakes his head. Dane drops him releasing the hold and starts to stomp away at his body.]
Ern Bishop - He's a smart man.
[Dane starts to stomp the left knee of Rowell, then pulls his leg up and dropping down driving it into the mat again and again and again.]
Jonny C - That's true, you don't become a champion when your IQ's about the same level as Tre Scott.
[Turning Rowell over onto his back, Dane holds the left ankle in his hand before dropping an elbow the back of the knee over and over and over.]
Ern Bishop - Rowell had a busted up knee thanks to Kevin Cage, we know that, Dane know's that.
[Dane applies a Crucifix Kneebar, applying pressure on the knee. Rowell grits his teeth, groans in pain.]
Jonny C - Dane's got two busted knee's himself, her knows this is agony for Rowell.
Ern Bishop - It would be beautifully ironic if Dane was to win because of Rowell's knee gave out.
Jonny C - Dane probably derives pleasure from such sources.
Ern Bishop - I don't doubt it, when you have screwed knee's to screw someone else's knee must be a great feeling.
[Dane releases the hold but applies a Spinning Toe Hold immediately.]
Jonny C - He's certainly applying pressure to the knee in everyway possible.
Ern Bishop - Did you ever make anyone tap out.
Jonny C - Not exactly my style.
[Referee again asks Rowell if he wants to quit again Rowell refuses.]
Ern Bishop - Weren't you booked in a submission match a couple of months back?
Jonny C - Yes it sucked, shut up.
[Dane releases the hold and pulls Rowell back to his feet, shoves Rowell into position and hit's a Backdrop Driver.]
Ern Bishop - Dane now deciding to got back and look for a pin, Rowell isn't going to be moving as freely as he was.
[Dane applies a Cobra Clutch on the matt before pulling Rowell back to his feet still keeping the hold applied, Dane then drives Rowell into the canvas with a Cobra Clutch Suplex. Dane drags the body of Rowell over towards the corner.]
Jonny C - Dane seemingly has something planned.
[Dane starts to climb the turnbuckle.]
Ern Bishop - One Falling Star Press and Rowell's a gonner.
[Dane reaches the top looking down on the crowd below. Rowell stirs looking at Dane perched high on the turnbuckle.]
Jonny C - No doubt about that.
[Dane turns to face the ring, but Rowell throws himself forward and jerks the top rope, Dane slips loosing his balance and is crotched on the top rope.]
..Ohhh..
Ern Bishop - But when you go to the top, your always taking a risk.
[Rowell pulls himself to his feet, using the ropes. Moving cautiously Rowell staggers towards the corner, using the top rope for support.]
Jonny C - Rowell having trouble supporting his weight on that knee.
[Rowell makes it to Dane and the two exchange blows, Dane from sat on top of the turnbuckle, Rowell from the ring just below.]
Ern Bishop - They're slugging it out again but Dane is precariously placed on that turnbuckle.
[Rowell gets the advantage, one almost sends Dane falling off the turnbuckle backwards to the outside.]
..GASP..
Jonny C - That almost did for Eric Dane right there.
[Rowell takes a couple of quick steps up the turnbuckle, hooks Dane up..
..SPLAT..
..Pop..
..Angle Slam from the top!]
Ern Bishop - Blockbuster Slam, Blockbuster Slam, Blockbuster Slam!!!!!! From the top fuggin turnbuckle.
[Neither Dane or Rowell are moving.]
Jonny C - That took whatever Rowell had left as well as the impact on Dane.
Ern Bishop - These two pulling out all the stops.
Jonny C - They have to were talking the WWA World Heavyweight Title, not a regular match, that's for sure.
[Flicker of life form a slowly stirring CJ Rowell.]
Ern Bishop - The biggest prise in the World today on the line right here, for you people at home.
[Rowell starts to get up and crawls over towards Dane.]
Jonny C - If Rowell can cover Dane here this could be the end of this.
[Rowell drapes a limp arm over the body of the Only Star.]
Ern Bishop - New Champion!!!
[..One..]
[..Two..]
??????????????
[..3..]
[..KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!..]
..Pop..
Jonny C - Dane kicks out! I don't believe this how the hell did he get a shoulder up after that?
[Rowell looks at the referee, it's his turn to give the referee a long hard glare.]
Ern Bishop - Rowell took too long to make the cover.
[Rowell beats his hand on the canvas several times.]
Jonny C - Dane was in control of this match quite a time, now Rowell needs to get himself some offence in if he wants to be a two time WWA World Champion by the end of the night.
[Dane dragged back up by Rowell, who lays a knee into his gut before hitting a Implant DDT.]
Ern Bishop - Renditions of Reality!
Jonny C - Great way to start your comeback off.
[Rowell sluggishly stomps Dane, before slowly pulling him up and whipping him into the corner.]
Ern Bishop - Rowell needs to finish Dane off quickly he's the one with the injury, struggling on that knee..
[Rowell catches Dane with several rights to the face, in the corner, before hokking him up and hitting a Tornado Reverse DDT.]
Jonny C - Again Rowell drives the head of Dane into the canvas and that's a heavylanding right there.
[Rowell grabs Dane and lifts him for a Powerbomb but Dane counters with a sunset flip into an anklelock.]
Ern Bishop - Not enough, Dane still has his wit's about him.
[As Dane gets to his feet hold applied Rowell grabs a leg and rolls under Dane and with two soles into the gut, shoves Dane and sends flying across the ring.]
..pop..
Jonny C - One hell of a way to escape an ankle lock.
[Rowell back to his feet the quicker and drives his boot into Dane's chest as he starts to sit up.]
Ern Bishop - And Rowell quickly regains control of the match.
[Rowell pulls Dane to his feet and lifts him up onto the top rope.]
Jonny C - Rowell takes Dane upstairs, not sure Dane wants to be their after what happened the last time they were up there.
[Rowell follows Dane up blocks a shot to the face and rakes the eyes of Dane.]
Ern Bishop - Come on referee Cheap Shot right there.
[Rowell hooks Dane up stood on the Middle Rope, lifts him..
..GASP..
..BUMP..
..Pop..
..Superplex sends Dane crashing down in the middle of the ring.]
Jonny C - These two not disappointing anyone, could have a new Champion!
[Rowell makes the cover.]
[..One..]
[..Two..]
[..Thaaarrr
..NO!..]
..Pop..
Ern Bishop - Dane's still in this match! He rolled a shoulder up!
Jonny C - Damn amazing stuff.
[Rowell back to his feet, shaking his head he drives several stomps into the face of Dane. Before grabbing a handful of hair and pulling Dane up, Rowell grabs Dane's trunks and launches him over the top rope..
..Bump..
..Ohhhhh..Pop..
..Heavy landing by Dane on the outside.]
Ern Bishop - Rowell now takes Dane to the outside, looking to finish him off out there.
[Rowell slides out and grabs Dane, whips him forward..
..CLONK..
..Ohhh...
..Dane sent careering into the Steel Ringside Barrier.]
Jonny C - All's fair in love and war, and these two are in a war right here.
[Dane not moving much as Rowell grabs the chair that was discarded earlier by Dane.]
Ern Bishop - And it's war for the WWA World Heavyweight Title!
[Rowell holds the chair, waiting for Dane to get back to his feet.]
Jonny C - A litlte payback for earlier coming up right here.
Ern Bishop - That chairs about to get bent _all_ out of shape!
[Dane manages to get back to his feet..
..MF'in CRACK..
..Jeeer/Pop type thing..
..Rowell bends the chair over the skull of Eric Dane who slumps down.]
Jonny C - Dane going come with a concussion.
[Rowell dumps the chair on the concrete, grabs the limp body of Dane and lifts him up..
_____SSSPIIICOOOLLLLII DDDRRRIIIVVVAAAAAHHHHHHHH_____
..Dane planted on the chair and the concrete.]
..More Jeeer/Poppy-ness..
Ern Bishop - Eric Dane will never be the same again after this.
Jonny C - No doubt. Dane's been put through Barb Wire Table's by Michael Lennox, whether he's ever had a night like this before is a different matter.
[Rowell pulls Dane back to his feet, and drags him over to the commentators table.]
Ern Bishop - What the hell is he doing here?
Jonny C - I don't dare ask but why can't we broadcast in Mexico, then there'd be some Spanish Dude's table they could use.
[Rowell Lays Dane on the table in front of the commentary pair, and lays in several shot's to the forehead. Before grabbing the chair.]
Ern Bishop - I agree, speak to Mezzanote.
[Rowell lifts the chair up..
..MF'in SPLAT..
..Ohhhhhhh.. Definate Jeer..
..Rowell brings the chair smacking down on the face of Eric Dane.]
Jonny C - GOOD FUCKING GOD!
Ern Bishop - Dane's head was just crushed between that steel chair and this heavy oak table we have in front of us.
[Rowell slide sinto the ring.]
Jonny C - Rowell starting to climb the turnbuckle.
[Rowell makes it to the top, and looks down on Dane. Before giving a gesture that this is over to the crowd.]
..Pop..
Ern Bishop - This is going too far.
Jonny C - There is no too far when the World WWA Title is on the line.
[From the top, Rowell leaps..
..Gasp..
[Cameras Flash.]
..BUMP..
..Double MF'in CRACK..
..Ohhhhhh..
..Big Time flying Elbow _does_ _FUCKIN_ _NOT_ _connect_.]
Ern Bishop - DANE GOT OUT THE WAY!!!!!!!! DANE GOT OUT THE WAY!!!!!!!!
Jonny C - And Rowell went straight through this table.
[Kneeling on the Floor Dane looks at the broken body of CJ Rowell in the remnants of the table.]
Ern Bishop - We're sending him back to Boston in pieces.
Jonny C - If he's leaving Nevada at all. The guy looks fucking banged up to me.
[Slowly Dane manages to bring himself to his feet.]
Ern Bishop - I hope he has good medical insurance.
Jonny C - I hope he has good life insurance.
[Dane stands over the busted up body of Rowell.]
Ern Bishop - In my career I have never seen anything like this at all.
[Dane leans down showing no compassion and grabs Rowell by the head, pulling him back to his feet.]
Jonny C - I'm just glad I'm not in this.
[Dane drags Rowell forward and rolls him into the ring, sliding in behind him.]
Ern Bishop - Its over Eric Dane retains.
[Rowell is pulled back to his feet.]
Jonny C - Dane not finished.
[Kick to the gut..
____SSSSTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR DDDDRRRRRIIIIIVVVVVVAAAHHHHHHHH____
..Stalling Brain Buster DDT takes Rowell down.]
..Pop..
Ern Bishop - Surely that's got to be all.
[Dane makes the cover.]
Jonny C - You'd expect so.
[..One..]
[..Two..]
[..Nooo..]
Ern Bishop - What the hell Dane just pulled Rowell's shoulders up.
..Jeeerr..
Jonny C - This is wrong, just pin him.
[Dane pulls the dead weight that is CJ Rowel back to his feet.]
Ern Bishop - I don't know what the hell Eric Dane is doing.
[Dane sets Rowell up, Diamond Dust.]
Jonny C - What the hell.
Ern Bishop - Payback.... Rowell put Dane through a table with the Star Driver last week, Dane using Rowell's Murder Go Round to rub salt into the already heavily bleeding wounds of CJ Rowell.
[Dane makes the cover.]
[..One..]
[..Two..]
[..Three..]
[Ding Ding.]
Talula Belle- Your winner and still WWA World Heavyweight Champion "THE ONLY STAR" .... ERRRIIIIICCCCCC DDDDAAAAAAA-YYYYYYYYYYY-NNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Ern Bishop - IT'S OVER! DANE RETAINS!
Jonny C - And he didn't even cheat… much.
[But Dane's not through.]
Ern Bishop - The referee hands Dane his title, and The Only Star sends him flying out of the ring for his troubles!
[Eric treks across the ring and demands something of the attendant.]
Jonny C - Dane calling for the stick-
[Not exactly, the attendant unwillingly hands Dane the hatchet he brought to ringside. Eric raises it high, but the pop he got earlier is nothing but heat.]
Ern Bishop - What in the-
Jonny C - Dane's lost it!
[Rowell stirs, but Dane puts a boot in his knee for his efforts, followed by a few more to the ribs and head. The Champion drops to his knees and begins screaming in the face of Rowell before…
..Sick Pop..
…he rakes the edge of the Hatchet across Rowell's forehead.]
Ern Bishop - WHOA!!!
Jonny C - OH … MY … GAWD!
[The World Champion grinds the blade of the hand-axe into Rowell's head even more, the blood is flowing all down the sides of Rowell's face and pooling on the mat.]
Jonny C - This is just WRONG!
[With one more rake across the head, the Champ finally stands and leaves Rowell to his bleeding. Eric again demands something from the ring attendants, and this time he produces a microphone for the champion.]
Ern Bishop - Let's see what the Champ's got to say!
[Eric wipes a bit of Rowell's blood off of his face, and brings the microphone to his lips. He doesn't get anything out though, as the crowd drowns him out with heel heat.]
Jonny C - I guess you know what Nevada thinks about the champ now, don't you!
[Eric grins, egging them on.]
Eric Dane - "Fuck each and every one of you."
[That does it; they start throwing garbage.]
Eric Dane - "I've put years into the wrestling business, and what do I get back but a bunch of sympathy from assholes who've never wrestled a day in their lives!"
[He holds the World title up.]
Eric Dane - "This is what it's _ALL_ about, and no one can take it from me, because Eric Dane is _THE_ Only Star in this whole God-Forsaken Alliance!"
[He stomps Rowell again, just for shits and giggles.]
Eric Dane - "And there's not a God Damned thing that anyone can do about it!"
[Dane is now back on the attack.]
Jonny C - Someone get him out of here!
[Face pop of DOOM!]
Ern Bishop - AWWWWWW!!!
[The PA kicks on, "Time Does Not Heal" by Dark Angel begins.]
Jonny C - Here comes DAMAGE CONTROL!
Ern Bishop - It's the National CHAMP!
[Ulfric makes his way out from the backstage area to an OHMYGODITSADREAM! pop from the crowd. The World Champion looks up, and with a smile on his face he invites Ulfric into the ring.]
Eric Dane - "Come on in, [sarcasm] Champ."
[And the National Champion looks to do just that.]
Eric Dane - "You don't want this, freak…"
[But it looks like he does. Eric kicks Rowell out of the way, and drops the mic, readying himself for another war.]
Jonny C - ULFRIC IS IN THE RING! It's DANE AGAINST ULFRIC!!!
Ern Bishop - KICK HIS ASS ERIC!
[Eric gets into Ulfrics face, talking a steady stream of trash before the National Champion swings.]
Jonny C - Right hand by Ulfric!
[Dane answers with one of his own.]
Ern Bishop - Dane right back at him!
[Fists are flying, blood is spilt, and here comes security.]
Jonny C - WE'RE OUT OF TIME!
[Dane and Ulfric quit fighting long enough to clear the ring, and go right back at it.]
Jonny C - For Ern Bishop, I'm Jonny Catchphrase, and GOODNIGHT FROM THE WORLD WRESTLING ALLIANCE!
[And as a second wave of security floods the ring, we fade.]
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