The BATTLE IN SEATTLE!

(Then, the slow, trumpet fanfare to the 2001 Theme begins to play, followed, of course by the heavy drumbeats. The scene fades in slowly from Orange, to see the hot sun shining down upon a rocky cliff)

(We see two packs of apes facing each other, both screaming and taunting the other. Finally, one of the apes moves towards the center in a threatening fashion. Immediately, the largest ape from the other faction moves towards the center too. Everything goes quiet as the two prepare for battle, a'la the opening scene of 2001: A Space Odyssey.)

(The smaller of the apes, suddenly grabs a bone lying on the ground, and with a large "THUNK" brings it down on the larger apes head. The large ape promptly falls, unconscious. The winning apes begin to jump up and down, screaming in their victory. The ape holds the bone up high…)

(Only to be leveled by a chairshot from Dragon Jones. The other apes run away in terror, as DJ looks down at the vanquished primate, shrugging)

(The scene fades as the opening notes to Genesis' "Land of Confusion" begin to play.)

Announcer- And now, the World Wrestling Alliance is proud to present… THE BATTLE IN SEATTLE!

(Cut to the space needle, where, even in the daylight, bright white streaks are shooting off the top, exploding into aerial bombs.)

Dan Pollaski- Well, regardless what the stereotypes say, it is a beautiful sunny day here in SEATTLE, WASHINGTON!

(Cut to the fans, who are leaning against security barriers in designated viewing sections, screaming their heads off!)

(Now to the announcers, Dan Pollaski, dressed in his usual Hawaiian shirt, and Eric Moreau, in wearing a black "NEW" T-shirt. Both are seated at a table by the monorail station.)

Dan Pollaski- Welcome everyone to the Seattle Center, for the fifty man battle royal to decide whois going to face Micheal Lennox at Summer Games!

Dan Pollaski- Well, I guess you could call it a park, but we got some of Seattles finest attractions here. The Experience Music Project, Key Arena, the Space Needle…

Eric Moreau- I'm not! I just said I'm not gonna feel to regretfull when we trash the place!

Dan Pollaski- Well, on behalf of the WWA, I'd like to thank the City of Seattle for letting us use this place, and here's hoping we don't completely destroy the joint!

Eric Moreau- Hell, maybe they can topple that stupid tower thingy…

(Dan looks like he's about to start fighting with Eric right there, but he restrains himself)

Dan Pollaski- I can't believe I'm going to have to sit here with you for two hours.

Dan Pollaski- Anyways, this is being broadcast around the world to many countries, including to the British, Canadian, and American troops serving in Iraq and Afghanistan!

Eric Moreau- That's right! And a special thanks to all the armed forces!

Dan Pollaski- The rules are simple, a wrestler enters every two minutes, eilimination is by pinfall or submission only, and the last guy left after all wrestlers have been eliminated wins!

Eric Moreau- Sounds fun… so… who do you think was unlucky enough to draw number one?

Dan Pollaski- Here they come! Now, to keep wrestlers from jumping the gun,and causing trouble, the WWA decided to place the locker rooms at the Westlake Center, over a mile away, and send people here via monorail. Its exactly a two minute round trip… whadya know?

(No one steps out of the monorail car yet, but some voices can be heard over the giant speakers that have been set up at the monorail station…

#Woman -- The Lord is my light and my salvation, whom shall I fear?#

#Woman -- The Lord is the stronghold of my life, of whom shall I be afraid?#

#Man -- I am not afraid. Night Falls Soon....the Nightbringer is coming for your soul.#

(The crowd breaks into cheers as POD's "Rock the Party" hits, and out steps Ryan Corey, hyping up the crowd.)

Dan Pollaski- I beg to differ, folks! The NightBringer, one of the biggest stars in the WWA, has been unlucky enough to draw the first slot!

(Ryan Corey stops on the monorail platform, running to the edge, looking at the crowd below. He raises his hands, and the fans go nuts. He turns back around)

Dan Pollaski- Number two is always as bad as number one, you're both in since the start… so who is it?

(Finally, Mark Lewis charges, and he and Corey begin to exchange blows.)

Dan Pollaski- And with that, the clock is ticking. In two minutes, we will have another entrant in this!

(Corey and Lewis exchange blows, but Corey begins to get the upper hand. He lands three successive blows to the Highlights head, backing Mark up into the ticket booth.)

Eric Moreau- Corey's no brawler, but he's working over on Lewis here!

(Corey winds up a punch, but Lewis dodges, and Corey punches the plexiglass window instead.)

Eric Moreau- How are you gonna last two hours if you break your hand in the first minute?

(Corey holds his hand in pain, as Lewis sets him up. Mark charges at Corey…)

Eric Moreau- MY GOD! RYAN COREY SIDESTEPPED THE CHARGE, AND LEWIS WENT HEADFIRST THROUGH THE WINDOW!

Dan Pollaski- Those windows can withstand bullets, but they cant stop a charging CCW Champion!

(Ryan reaches into the ticket booth, grabbing Mark, and dragging him out over the counter again.)

Eric Moreau- If the first couple minutes of this are so brutal, who knows how the rest of this fights gonna go?

(Corey sets Lewis up, hitting a belly to back suplex, right on the concrete!)

(Corey instinctively turns to the arriving monorail, as Lewis tries to pick himself up, leaning against the railing at the edge of the platform for support…)

Dan Pollaski- Yes, an up and coming wrestler here in the Pacific Northwest!

(Hannibal runs out of the monorail car, charging straight for Corey. Corey however, ducks, and hits a back body drop, causing Hannibal to fly up…)

Dan Pollaski- MY GOD! RYAN COREY JUST THREW WREC HANNIBAL RIGHT OFF THE MONORAIL PLATFORM! THAT'S A GOOD TEN FOOT DROP!

(Corey turns back to Lewis, picking him up, and delivering a couple of right hands. Lewis begins to get backed towards the staircase.)

Dan Pollaski- Smart move by Lewis… falling down stairs is gonna wipe you out for sure.

(Corey runs down after Lewis, but at the bottom, he's caught in an armdrag)

Eric Moreau- My god, on concrete, even the smallest of moves hurt!

(Lewis jumps up, going for a legdrop, but Corey moves out of the way.)

Eric Moreau- These guys better watch out, the monorails coming, and number four is inside!

(Both Corey and Lewis are on the ground, while Hannibal is painfully trying to extract himself from the rose bushes.)

(Cross steps out onto the monorail platform, and looks over the railing at the first three wrestlers, already on the ground)

Eric Moreau- Jonathan Cross is the only guy not out of it yet… and that's because he's fresh.

(Cross notices Hannibal, bleeding in the rose bushes, and a sick smile crosses his face..)

(Hannibal, who had almost gotten himself out, is flattened by Cross, who begins to writhe in pain…)

Dan Pollaski- I don't think he knew that! My god… look at them, they're already both bloody messes.

(Cross still manages to stagger to his feet, and get onto the sidewalk. Hannibal has to extract himself all over again)

Dan Pollaski- Yeah, hasn't anyone ever heard of pacing themselves?

(Meanwhile, Corey and Lewis have gotten to their feet. Lewis charges, but Corey kicks him in the stomach, and nails a DDT!)

(Cross reaches into the rose bushes, dragging Hannibal by the hair, roughly jerking him out.)

Dan Pollaski- That had to hurt Wrec, the way he was just torn from those thorns… now who's number five?

(Jacob Harrowsmith III steps out, and immediately heads down the staircase)

(Harrowsmith then picks up Lewis, hitting a suplex onto the concrete…)

Dan Pollaski- I may have won, but Lewis just lost with that suplex… concrete has no give.

(Meanwhile, Cross picks up Hannibal, throwing him headfirst into a trashcan, which spills over.)

Dan Pollaski- Come on now! We do have to clean up the mess we make!

(Hannibal struggles to remove himself from the trash, as Cross charges with a knee smash. Hannibal flops to the ground, lifeless, and Cross covers)

(Harrowsmith starts Towards Lewis, nailing him with a headbutt. Lewis stumbles back, triping over the trashcan. Harroswmith turns to Cross, and nails Cross with a punch, sending him down)

Dan Pollaski- Harrowsmith is easily the biggest guy in there right now! But he's beatable!

Dan Pollaski- ALL THAT WEIGHT COMING DOWN ON THE HIGHLIGHTS HEAD! He might have just killed Mark Lewis!

(Harrowsmith sadistically laughs, but his joviality disappears as Corey grabs him from behind…)

Dan Pollaski- Masterfully done! That move could have hurt him too with this concrete!

(Corey stands up, as Harrowsmith clutches his head. Lewis is under the trashcan, but Cross and Hannibal are struggling to their feet)

Dan Pollaski- Its Jake Devins, former Double Crown and current Liberty Bell Champion!

(Devins cockily steps out of the monorail car, and very slowly moves towards the stairs)

Eric Moreau- So far, Ryan Corey has been dominating the opening moments of this match, but looks like business is about to pick up with Devins. There's no denying that prick has skill.

(Corey drags Cross up, but as he does, Hannibal comes from behind, holding a tree branch… he swings…)

Dan Pollaski- But Corey moved out of the way, and Hannibal hit Cross instead!

(Hannibal starts after Corey, as Devins immediately begins going to work on Mark Lewis with stomps.)

Eric Moreau- Have you noticed this fights started to move away from the monorail station, towards that ugly red building over there?

Dan Pollaski- That's the experience Music Project, but also, remember. As this moves away, its going to take people longer to join the fray…

(Hannibal swings the branch at Corey again, but Corey dodges, and counters…)

Dan Pollaski- NIGHTFALL ON THE CONCRETE! That's a ticket to the hospital!

(Harrowsmith and Cross are exchanging blows, as Corey moves off alone to take a small breather. Devins has Lewis backed up against the wall of the EMP,and is punching away at him.)

Dan Pollaski- Number Seven is none other than Kevin Cage, one of the biggest assholes I've ever seen.

(Cage walks out of the car as Drowning Pool's "Tear Away" continues to play, and starts to walk towards the brawl)

Eric Moreau- You know with Cage in here, a lot of people are going to get hurt.

Dan Pollaski- And don't let this early draw fool any of you either. He won Blast Off Four from the first spot. This guys got endurance.

(Harrowsmith has grabbed Cross, and is banging his head into the EMP's stairs over and over, while Devins continues to wail away on Lewis.)

Dan Pollaski- It's a huge ass museum. If the fight gets in there…

(Devins Throws Lewis into the wall again, and Lewis staggers off…)

Dan Pollaski- And that's going to leave Mark Lewis wishing he was never born!

(Devins turns, and starts to go after Corey, the two exchanging blows.)

(Cage arrives on the scene, grabbing Cross from behind. He drags Cross up the steps, getting a running start…)

Eric Moreau- MY GOD! KEVIN CAGE THREW JONATHAN CROSS THROUGH THE EMP'S GLASS DOORS!

Eric Moreau- And Harrowsmith is ssent through as well! This Cage guys a monster!

Dan Pollaski- And which behemoth will be making his entrance this time?

(Cage begins stomping on Harrowsmith in the EMP lobby, as Devins and Corey stagger through the shattered doors. Cross is a bloody mess on the floor)

(Trapt's "Headstrong" plays, as SyNn casually walks out of the monorail station.. Meanwhile, in the EMP, Devins throws Corey into the side of a stage with a massive video wall behind it)

Dan Pollaski- Its called the Sky Church. Something to do with a Dream of Jimi Hendrix's.

(Devins rolls Corey up onto the stage, climbing up there himself. Corey counters with a couple of punches to Devin's head.)

Dan Pollaski- Well, I always knew Devins couldn't stay off the stage…

(Devins goes for the Assassination, but Corey shoves him away. SyNn arrives on the scene, and begins punching away at Cross, while Cage and Harrowsmith exchange blows just in front of the stage.)

Eric Moreau- Six men are currently in this fight. But those six are about as destructive as they can be!

(Devins blocks a right hand from Corey, before grabbing him by the hair. With a bit of effort, Devins throws Corey off the stage!)

Dan Pollaski- Man oh man! What a brutal way to bring down the Nightbringer!

(Cage and Harrowsmith immediately turn, and begin teaming up on Corey, stomping away at him)

Eric Moreau- Devins threw Corey right into hell! The first man in is not looking to good!

(Harrowsmith is knocked over as a bloodied Jonathan Cross flies into him, courtesy of SyNn. Jacob and SyNn begin to work on Cross, while Cage works on Corey)

Dan Pollaski- We have five men just pounding the shit out of each other, and Devins is just standing there, laughing down at it!

(Everyone is flattened as Devins lands on them. The refs frantically search the heap, looking for pinfalls. They see Cage's shoulders are down underneath SyNn…)

Eric Moreau- Luckily enough, Cage figured out what was going on, and he kicked out!

(The six men all work on untangling each other, as we see the monorail start to arrive.)

(Devins gets up, and begins smashing his boot into Harrowsmith's head, while Cage throws a few punches at Cross, leaving SyNn and Corey to go at it.)

Dan Pollaski- Hrm… a song no one knows… must be DRAGON JONES!

(Dragon Jones begins to run towards the EMP, laughing his ass off all the way…)

(Back in the Sky Church, Cage is ramming Cross' bloody head into the ground over and over again.)

Dan Pollaski- The Pacific Northwest Star is getting mauled by the Free Agent… Kevin Cage is one sick motherfucker…

(Corey lands a few rights to SyNn, staggering him back against the stage. Corey looks to go for some technical maneuver, but SyNn reaches behind him, and grabs a microphone stand, bringing it…)

Eric Moreau- Har har. I was thinking, if this place is a memorial to Jimi Hendrix, and Hendrix was for love and peace and all that, wouldn't it be a desecration to his memory to be fighting in here?

Eric Moreau- I don't think Kevin Cage cares though! He just got about as violent as you can get!

(Harrowsmith and Devins have left the sky church, and are brawling through the exhibits.)

Eric Moreau- Man oh man, these two have some history! And its not good either!

(Jacob begins smashing Jake's head into a display case with James Brown's shoes in it.)

Dan Pollaski- Harrowsmith seems to like those shoes… too bad they're not his size.

(Devins fights back with an elbow to the sternum, and Harrowsmith lets go, Devins punches Jacob a few times, before throwing him, knocking a gold record by the Dixie Cups off the wall.)

(Harrowsmith gets up, and grabs a guitar from a nearby stand. The guitar looks pretty familiar…)

(But SyNn and Ryan Corey both run up from behind, snatching the guitar out of Harrowsmith's grasp. Jacob turns around, and both men kick him in the groin…)

Eric Moreau- A fitting end for anyone who would break Jimi's guitar…

(Devins, Corey, and SyNn are triple teaming Harrowsmith, and Cage is ramming DJ's head into the wall over and over.)

Dan Pollaski- Number Ten Might just be the winner of the entire thing!

Eric Moreau- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Win it all, eh? This moron?

(The Numerator steps out of the car, as "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred continues to play.)

Eric Moreau- Oh Christ, get back to the match, and I hope this guy trips and falls on the way over…

Dan Pollaski- The Numerator is known for his massive win streak against The Denominator.. but I don't see any Denominator out here!

(Back to the EMP we go, where SyNn nails the SyNn-A-Plex on Harrowsmith)

Dan Pollaski- We both know that he should have never picked up that guitar. Threatening that guitars like a death sentence…

Dan Pollaski- Remember, no friends here, and if there's any alliances, they're not gonna be long lived!

(Meanwhile, Kevin Cage has dragged DJ into the exhibition area as well. He grabs a Audio Guided Tour box, and begins to wrap the straps around Dragon Jones' throat.)

(As he strangles DJ, Cage punches Jones in the face over and over. Behind him, the Numerator arrives, and charges Cage…)

Dan Pollaski- Big Mistake for the Numerator. Cage turned around and caught him with a powerslam…

Dan Pollaski- So that's five gone, and we have what… six people in this match right now?

(SyNn is promptly kicked in the face by Devins, and flops back onto the ground. Dragon Jones sneaks in a headbutt on Cage, and is stomping away at him against the wall.)

Dan Pollaski- Well, we have Dragon Jones.. this is Dominic… no relation.

(Back in the EMP, Jake Devins is stomping on SyNn. He grabs a photo of ABBA off the wall, bringing it down on SyNn's head.)

Eric Moreau- Ouch, I doubt SyNn is going to like ABBA too much after that…

(Corey is helping Dragon Jones out with Kevin Cage, as the two stomp away at him. Both men drag Cage up, and Corey hits a Tiger Suplex)

Dan Pollaski- Cage is a dangerous guy, it doesn't surprise me its taking two guys to bring him down.

(Dominic Jones arrives, and Dragon Jones immediately attacks the newcomer.)

Dan Pollaski- I doubt he likes someone else with his name in this match.

(Back to Devins, who has grabbed a picture of Jefferson Starship, and is thwacking SyNn over the head with it.)

Eric Moreau- UNACCEPTABLE! ABBA I can unsderstand, but Jefferson Starship?)

(But SyNn manages to thumb Devins in the eye, causing the Assassin to stumble back. SyNn grabs a picture of Kansas)

Dan Pollaski- OH! Devin's Brains are Dust in the Wind after that one!

Eric Moreau- If he keeps this up, Devins chances of winning this are going to Beat It!

Eric Moreau- But he won't do that because Devins just kicked him where the sun don't shine!

(Corey has put Cage in a few weardown holds, but isn't being too effective. Dragon and Dominic are exchanging blows, while SyNn and Devins both are down in the photo gallery)

(Skinner exits the monorail car, and runs towards the EMP. Back in the EMP, DJ has Dominic Jones in a headlock. Dragon gets a running start…)

(…beore throwing Dominic through the display window of the gift shop! CD's scatter all over the floor. DJ walks through the door, and begins stomping away at Dominic. Behind him, Cage stumbles into the shop, mouth bleeding, Ryan Corey right behind him.)

Eric Moreau- Yeah… they're wreaking a path of destruction, aren't they?

(Dragon Jones, however, seems to have come a bit distracted by the enormous amounts of merchandise around him. Looking around shiftily, DJ grabs a couple of CD's and stuffs them in his pants. In the chaos, no one notices.)

Dan Pollaski- MY GOD! Dragon Jones is stealing from the Experience Music Project!

(SyNn, bloodied from the picture hitting, stumbles in, collapsing on top of Dominic Jones…)

(Ryan Corey grabs a book off a nearby shelf, tossing it at Cage. Cage catches it… but Corey leaps up with a kick, knocking it back in Cage's face!

Eric Moreau- Oh yeah… theres gonna be a bitch of a carpet cleaning bill for this!

(Dragon Jones continues to stuff CD's into wherever he can fit them, until he hers Devins stomping away on Skinner. With an evil grin, Jones shoves the nearest bookshelf as hard as he can… the shelf tipping over…)

Eric Moreau- My god! That isn't a light shelf either! Dragon Jones just buried Scott Skinner and Jake Devins alive!

(A bunch of people run to the downed shelf, trying to get it off of the two wrestlers. DJ takes advantage of the confusion and begins taking money from the cash register.)

Dan Pollaski- World Title shot my ass! Dragon Jones has just won this thing!

Dan Pollaski- Think of how much shit he's walking away with! All that money!

(Dragon Jones, realizing he better leave before he's caught, sneaks out the door, heading outside.)

Dan Pollaski- That's smart on DJ's part. Rest up… it's a long way to number fifty.

(Finally, they manage to extract Devins and Skinner from the wreck. Devins shoves his helpers away, looking around for who hurt him. Skinner's still out of it. Devins settles for going after SyNn, while Corey and Cage continue to go at it on the other side of the store)

Dan Pollaski- Figures as much that this sick fuck draws lucky number thirteen.

Dan Pollaski-But the intensity in this just got taken up another notch!

(The "civilians' have dragged Skinner out of the gift shop to give him fresh air. Dragon Jones immediately starts stomping on him, though.)

(The crowd backs away as SyNn and Devins both crash through the window, exchanging blows. In the gift shop, Cage charges Corey, only for Corey to hit a back body drop, and Cage to go flying through the now glass-less window. Corey shrugs, and walks out of the gift store through the doors.)

Eric Moreau- Well, I think with that, we're going to bid good bye to the Experience Music project!

(SyNn throws Devins into the window, and begins kicking away at him. Corey covers Cage, who's clutching at his back…)

(Zulias arrives in the gift shop, only to find the fights moved on. He climbs his way past the downed shelves, and scattered CD's heading back outside. He barely gets outside before he's attacked by Dragon Jones.)

Eric Moreau- Say what you will about Dragon Jones, but he's defininitely in a fighting mood today…

Dan Pollaski- I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

(DJ charges Zulias again, but he's thrown promptly into a bike rack.)

Dan Pollaski- Looks like they're heading for the Fun Forest amusement park…

Eric Moreau- Uh oh! It's the other half of the New York Wrecking Crew!

(Kane walks out to no music, and heads towards the battle taking place on the side of the EMP. Cage grabs Ryan Corey and throws him into the "Fun Forest" Sign, indicating the entrance to the amusement park. Cage takes a run, but Corey moves out of the way, and Cage kicks the sign… HARD.)

(Cage stumbles back, and Corey makes an easy setup, nailing Kevin Cage with a superkick.)

(But Cage kicks out. Corey beigins to work on him, but he's shoved aside by Zulias, who has Dragon Jones by the hair. Corey picks himself up, but is surprised by a chop block from Cage.)

Eric Moreau- Big mistake on Ryan Corey's part, turning his back on Kevin Cage like that.

Dan Pollaski- True, but he was distracted by Zulias. What do you think that freaks up to?

(Well, you're gonna. Zulias drags DJ over to a ride named "Spin Cycle", and begins banging DJ's head against it.)

Dan Pollaski- Wow… normally you have to go on the rides to get a headache like that.

(Devins is delivering a few forearms to SyNn, before whipping SyNn full tilt into a chain link fence. Devins charges in afterwards and nails a spear to SyNn's midsection, doubling SyNn over.)

Dan Pollaski- Battle of the former Double Crown Champions right here!

(Devins grabs SyNn by the back of the head, and begins grinding his face into the fence.)

(Devins throws SyNn aside, and begins dragging him over towards the roller coaster.)

Dan Pollaski- I don't even want to know what those two are up to.

(Back at the EMP, Citizen Kane has arrived, and helped his friend, Scott Skinner to his feet. Skinner still looks dazed from the bookshelf.)

Dan Pollaski- Skinners definitely hurt. That was a heavy bookshelf.

Eric Moreau- Does Dragon Jones evne care about his fellow human beings?

(The crowd cheers again as the monorail comes back into the station.)

(Spy slowly walks towards the amusement park. Over at the roller coaster, Devins has rolled SyNn onto the tracks, and is banging his head against the metal rails.)

Dan Pollaski- Why? Seems to me like Jake Devins would be right up your alley.

(Devins picks up SyNn, going for the Assassination, but SyNn pushes him away.)

Dan Pollaski- Look! SyNn and Devins are gonna have more than they bargained for!

(Unbeknownst to either fo the men, Citizen Kane is standing at the rollercoaster control panel. Grinning broadly, he activates the roller coaster.)

Dan Pollaski- This isn't good! That roller coaster is moving, and SyNn and Devins are on the tracks!

(Meanwhile, Dragon Jones has beaten down Zulias and dragged him onto the Spin Cycle. With a few more punches, DJ climbs over the seats to get behind Zulias, before sitting down. He signals the ride attendant to start the ride.)

Eric Moreau- What the hell is Dragon Jones doing? This isn't a day at the carnival!

Dan Pollaski- No… but this is one of the most nauseating rides here!

(The ride starts and the platform is elevated, while Jones remains punching Zulias in the back of the head. Zulias can't do anything because of his restraint.)

(Suddenly, the catch releases, and the ride goes tumbling end over end at a dizzying rate.)

Eric Moreau- WHOAH! Remind me to go on that sucker when this is over!

Dan Pollaski- Well, either Zulias or Dragon Jones just threw up from that… and I'd rather not know who!

(Cage has dragged Corey over to the games area, and he's pummeling the nightbringer with everything he has. Finally, he picks up a rifle from the shooting gallery.)

Eric Moreau- Now come on! I know this is no-holds barred, but don't SHOOT anyone!

(Back over at the roller coaster, Isaac Spy has arrived, only to be double teamed by the New York Wrecking Crew.)

Dan Pollaski- Too bad Spy's tag team partner, James Double Oh, is injured. He could use some help.

Eric Moreau- Well, maybe this next guy will be friendly to him, though I hope not…

(The monorail slides into the station, and the doors open as Stereomud's "The End of Everything" starts to play, and Devon Slayton steps out.)

Dan Pollaski- Number Sixteen is Devon Slayton, one of the many PNW wrestlers competing in this!

Eric Moreau- Hate to rain on Slayton's entrance, but that Roller Coasters about to be cut loose!

(Back at the roller coaster, the conveyer belt has finally carried the cars to the top of the track, as the ride begins. SyNn and Devins are still battling on the track, about halfway through the ride.)

Dan Pollaski- Oh Shit! SyNn! Devins! You guys need to get out of there right now!

(But SyNn and Devins continue to exchange blows, as the coaster bears down on them.)

(SyNn ducks a Devins punch as the coaster hits the final turn before them. SyNn maneuvers behind…)

Dan Pollaski- My God! SyNn just grabbed Devins and hit that devastating suplex off the tracks and through those ever so conveniently placed cardboard boxes!

Eric Moreau- Shit, gets beat getting run over by a roller coaster.

Dan Pollaski- They were just in time on that regard, but neither man is moving!

(Nearby, the New York Wrecking Crew has paused in their beatdown of Spy to watch the show. Neither man is happy that SyNn and Devins managed to get off the track in time. Spy takes advantage to grab both New Yorker's by the hair…)

Eric Moreau- Well, there's the ever so cliched meeting of the minds!

(Spy begins to stomp away on Skinner, while Slayton arrives on the scene and begins to help out with Kane.)

Dan Pollaski- And with Slayton deciding to help Spy, the two on one advantage is gone!

(Back in the roller coaster, SyNn has gathered just enough strength to cover Devins)

Dan Pollaski- Yeah, but for Gods sakes… we've gone like ten minutes without an elimination! Someone needs to go!

(Over at the Spin Cycle, the hellish ride has come to an end, and both DJ and Zulias are exiting, looking fairly woozy. Zulias, dizzy out of his mind, collapses, with DJ falling on top of him!)

Eric Moreau- Damn, I thought Zulias had a stronger stomach than that.

Dan Pollaski- You forget, Dragon Jones was punching him in the head throughout that ride. Don't blame him for being dizzy.

Eric Moreau- Well, Zulias isn't done, though' he's definitely looking close!

(Over in the games area, Corey has turned the tables on Cage, and the two are fighting their way towards the Bumper Cars)

Dan Pollaski- Well, it's a member of the Army of Russian and Italian Aristocrats, but which one?

(Corey hooks Cage up, and hits a Belly to back suplex, before going for the cover…)

Dan Pollaski- Well, back to the match, close call there for Cage.

Eric Moreau- Yeah, Corey's trying to keep things technical, here, and that means a lot of big moves onto concrete!

(Luciano arrives, and begins attacking Corey, who merely shoves the dimunitive tenor away.)

Dan Pollaski- Looks like Luciano's trying to make this a double team.

Eric Moreau- To be honest, Cage was probably better off in the one on one situation!

(SyNn and Devins are both starting to stir, struggling to their feet.)

Dan Pollaski- And look at those two. They really have guts, to keep going like this!

(And now to Dragon Jones and Zulias, both men are down on the ground, both looking a little green)

(Devon Slayton is still pummeling away on Citizen Kane, before throwing him into a lamp post. Slayton follows up with a running knee strike to Kane's head)

Eric Moreau- What the hell is the New York Wrecking Crew doing? Skinner's been in here for twelve minutes, and all he's done is get the shit beaten out of him!

Dan Pollaski- He hasn't been the same since DJ pushed that bookshelf onto him.

(Skinner's trying to fight back against Spy, throwing lefts and rights to the bigger man's head. Spy blocks a punch, and counters with a haymaker that nearly sends Skinner out of his boots.)

Eric Moreau- Yeah, well, Skinner better get it together, or he's gonna be number seven gone!

(Skinner gets up, but Spy kicks him in the stomach. He sets him up…)

Dan Pollaski- HAHA! He powerbombed Skinner onto one of those "test your strength" thingies!

(Spy has no time to celebrate, however, as he's ambushed from behind by Luciano)

Dan Pollaski- Well, since Ryan Corey's kinda on fire right now… seems our operatic friend didn't want to have much to do with him, did he?

Dan Pollaski- This will be the eighteenth entrant, for those of you keeping track!

Dan Pollaski- Maybe… its RUNE ARCHER! Former World Cruiserweight Champion!

Eric Moreau- Didn't he beat your precious Wendy Briese for that?

(Rune casually walks towards the fray, as the crowd cheers him on, as Iron Maiden's "Wicker Man" continues to play.)

Eric Moreau- Well, there's no denying that Rune Archer has some brains in him. Not many, but some.

(Archer immediately takes off for the Spin Cycle. Meanwhile, just outside the roller coaster, Citizen Kane has turned the tables on Slayton, and is ramming his head into one of the security railings. With a laugh, Kane drops a bloodied Slayton to the ground.)

Dan Pollaski- Christ, it's a good thing we have EMT's standing by to put these guys back together.

(Kane kicks Slayton once, twice, before he has this feeling someone's behind him. He turns around, and sees a VERY pissed off SyNn and Jake Devins)

Eric Moreau- Uh oh… sucks to be Kane. SyNn and Devins know who just tried to kill them! And I don't think it sits well with them!

Dan Pollaski- Kane is nailed by one hell of a clothesline from Devins and SyNn! They're pissed off!

(Both men begin to stomp the CRAP out of Kane, who can do aught but cover up)

Dan Pollaski- Well, you gotta admit, trying to get a roller coaster to do your work for you's pretty cowardly.

(Luciano's attack didn't go to well with Spy, as he's easily turned the tables, and is ramming Luci's head into the Test of Strength exhibit. He then drops Luciano with a DDT.)

Dan Pollaski- Spy's handing an asskicking to everyones favorite opera star.

(Cage and Corey are still going at it, as Corey uses a monkey toss to throw Cage over the railing, into the bumper cars ride. Corey climbs up on the railing, measuring cage up, and hits a diving clothesline on Kevin.)

Eric Moreau- I gotta say, its amazing Ryan Coreys doing that well…

Dan Pollaski- He's been in there for nearly forty minutes! I'd say impressive!

(Over at the Spin Cycle, Rune Archer's arrived, and is putting the boots to Zulias. Dragon Jones staggers to his feet, and starts to help him.)

(The Opening chords to the Hives "Hate to Say I told You So" start to play)

Dan Pollaski- Yeah, I just saw this kid up in Canada…he's got a bright future in front of him, I'll tell you that much.

Eric Moreau- Well, if he wins this, I'd say his future is very bright. Although I doubt he will…

Dan Pollaski- Its going to be tough. You got guys like Cage, SyNn, and Devins in there now, and guys like Easton, Twister, and Twooey coming up! But Drake definitely can hang with those guys in the ring… or on the street for that matter.

(Devins and SyNn's double teaming has continued on Kane. They've dragged him over to the water-coaster, and are currently taking turns throwing him into the ticket booth)

Eric Moreau- As if Kane wasn't having enough of a disappointing brawl…

Dan Pollaski- Well, you can't blame SyNn and Devins for being pissed. Had that coaster hit them… I don't wanna think about it.

(Finally, SyNn backs off, and Devins whips Kane at him. SyNn ducks, and hits a back body drop, sending Kane flying over the retaining wall…)

(Jake wastes no time… he hops up on the retaining wall, and flies off with an elbow drop…)

Dan Pollaski- Well, on a hot day like today, nothing is better than a nice dip in the swimming pool.

Eric Moreau- Yeah… too bad Wendy's not in this match yet… I wouldn't mind seeing her…

(Archer, DJ, and Zulias have left the Spin Cycle ride, and are fighting their way through the amusement park. Archer and DJ both grab Zulias, throwing him up on a railing. Archer then gets on all fours, and Jones leaps off his back, jumping OVER Zulias, and hitting a legdrop to the back of Zulias' head.)

Eric Moreau- Interesting move by Jones, and that definitely had a risk to it!

(Isaac Spy has just bodyslammed Luciano, and is about to cover, but Devon Slayton attacks him from behind.)

Dan Pollaski- Not a smart move on Slayton, he should have let Spy finish Luciano before attacking him.

(Slayton tries to go for a belly to belly, but Spy blocks it, and shoves Devon down. Slayton tries to get up, but he's met with a running knee strike.)

Dan Pollaski- Don't hold me to this, but I think Spys the largest man currently in this match!

Eric Moreau- You might be right. Anyways, we're looking at number twenty coming in a few seconds… but first…

(Over in the Bumper Cars, Cage and Corey are once again brawling. Drake runs in, and clubs Corey in the back with a double axehandle. Ryan goes down, and Drake turns to Cage, but he's merely leveled by a clothesline. Cage, fuming, turns back to Corey)

Dan Pollaski- Not too sure, but it might just be getting personal between those two!

Eric Moreau- Well, they've been going at it for like fifteen minutes. Can't blame them for not liking each other now!

Dan Pollaski- It's the Book Worm! The best technical wrestler in the world, in theory!

Eric Moreau- Yeah, but this is the real world… not theory world.

Dan Pollaski- No, but The Theory World would make one hell of a Reality TV show!

(The Book Worm, carrying a book (duh!) makes his way off the platform, seemingly studying where he should go)

Eric Moreau- Just like the Book Worm… always thinking things through…

(In the bumper cars arena, Cage has worked over Corey pretty badly. Grinning sadistically, Cage leans Corey against one of the cars, before hoping in one himself…)

Dan Pollaski- Oh, thank God… the Nightbringer moved out of the way!

(Corey gets to his feet, and throws a few punches at Cage, who, of course, is trapped in the car. But Coreys' blindsided by Drake)

(Drake bounces Corey's head off the bumper car, before reaching in his pocket, and pulling out some copper wire…)