The BATTLE IN SEATTLE!

(Then, the slow, trumpet fanfare to the 2001 Theme begins to play, followed, of course by the heavy drumbeats. The scene fades in slowly from Orange, to see the hot sun shining down upon a rocky cliff)

(We see two packs of apes facing each other, both screaming and taunting the other. Finally, one of the apes moves towards the center in a threatening fashion. Immediately, the largest ape from the other faction moves towards the center too. Everything goes quiet as the two prepare for battle, a'la the opening scene of 2001: A Space Odyssey.)

(The smaller of the apes, suddenly grabs a bone lying on the ground, and with a large "THUNK" brings it down on the larger apes head. The large ape promptly falls, unconscious. The winning apes begin to jump up and down, screaming in their victory. The ape holds the bone up high…)

(Only to be leveled by a chairshot from Dragon Jones. The other apes run away in terror, as DJ looks down at the vanquished primate, shrugging)

(The scene fades as the opening notes to Genesis' "Land of Confusion" begin to play.)

Announcer- And now, the World Wrestling Alliance is proud to present… THE BATTLE IN SEATTLE!

(Cut to the space needle, where, even in the daylight, bright white streaks are shooting off the top, exploding into aerial bombs.)

Dan Pollaski- Well, regardless what the stereotypes say, it is a beautiful sunny day here in SEATTLE, WASHINGTON!

(Cut to the fans, who are leaning against security barriers in designated viewing sections, screaming their heads off!)

(Now to the announcers, Dan Pollaski, dressed in his usual Hawaiian shirt, and Eric Moreau, in wearing a black "NEW" T-shirt. Both are seated at a table by the monorail station.)

Dan Pollaski- Welcome everyone to the Seattle Center, for the fifty man battle royal to decide whois going to face Micheal Lennox at Summer Games!

Dan Pollaski- Well, I guess you could call it a park, but we got some of Seattles finest attractions here. The Experience Music Project, Key Arena, the Space Needle…

Eric Moreau- I'm not! I just said I'm not gonna feel to regretfull when we trash the place!

Dan Pollaski- Well, on behalf of the WWA, I'd like to thank the City of Seattle for letting us use this place, and here's hoping we don't completely destroy the joint!

Eric Moreau- Hell, maybe they can topple that stupid tower thingy…

(Dan looks like he's about to start fighting with Eric right there, but he restrains himself)

Dan Pollaski- I can't believe I'm going to have to sit here with you for two hours.

Dan Pollaski- Anyways, this is being broadcast around the world to many countries, including to the British, Canadian, and American troops serving in Iraq and Afghanistan!

Eric Moreau- That's right! And a special thanks to all the armed forces!

Dan Pollaski- The rules are simple, a wrestler enters every two minutes, eilimination is by pinfall or submission only, and the last guy left after all wrestlers have been eliminated wins!

Eric Moreau- Sounds fun… so… who do you think was unlucky enough to draw number one?

Dan Pollaski- Here they come! Now, to keep wrestlers from jumping the gun,and causing trouble, the WWA decided to place the locker rooms at the Westlake Center, over a mile away, and send people here via monorail. Its exactly a two minute round trip… whadya know?

(No one steps out of the monorail car yet, but some voices can be heard over the giant speakers that have been set up at the monorail station…

#Woman -- The Lord is my light and my salvation, whom shall I fear?#

#Woman -- The Lord is the stronghold of my life, of whom shall I be afraid?#

#Man -- I am not afraid. Night Falls Soon....the Nightbringer is coming for your soul.#

(The crowd breaks into cheers as POD's "Rock the Party" hits, and out steps Ryan Corey, hyping up the crowd.)

Dan Pollaski- I beg to differ, folks! The NightBringer, one of the biggest stars in the WWA, has been unlucky enough to draw the first slot!

(Ryan Corey stops on the monorail platform, running to the edge, looking at the crowd below. He raises his hands, and the fans go nuts. He turns back around)

Dan Pollaski- Number two is always as bad as number one, you're both in since the start… so who is it?

(Finally, Mark Lewis charges, and he and Corey begin to exchange blows.)

Dan Pollaski- And with that, the clock is ticking. In two minutes, we will have another entrant in this!

(Corey and Lewis exchange blows, but Corey begins to get the upper hand. He lands three successive blows to the Highlights head, backing Mark up into the ticket booth.)

Eric Moreau- Corey's no brawler, but he's working over on Lewis here!

(Corey winds up a punch, but Lewis dodges, and Corey punches the plexiglass window instead.)

Eric Moreau- How are you gonna last two hours if you break your hand in the first minute?

(Corey holds his hand in pain, as Lewis sets him up. Mark charges at Corey…)

Eric Moreau- MY GOD! RYAN COREY SIDESTEPPED THE CHARGE, AND LEWIS WENT HEADFIRST THROUGH THE WINDOW!

Dan Pollaski- Those windows can withstand bullets, but they cant stop a charging CCW Champion!

(Ryan reaches into the ticket booth, grabbing Mark, and dragging him out over the counter again.)

Eric Moreau- If the first couple minutes of this are so brutal, who knows how the rest of this fights gonna go?

(Corey sets Lewis up, hitting a belly to back suplex, right on the concrete!)

(Corey instinctively turns to the arriving monorail, as Lewis tries to pick himself up, leaning against the railing at the edge of the platform for support…)

Dan Pollaski- Yes, an up and coming wrestler here in the Pacific Northwest!

(Hannibal runs out of the monorail car, charging straight for Corey. Corey however, ducks, and hits a back body drop, causing Hannibal to fly up…)

Dan Pollaski- MY GOD! RYAN COREY JUST THREW WREC HANNIBAL RIGHT OFF THE MONORAIL PLATFORM! THAT'S A GOOD TEN FOOT DROP!

(Corey turns back to Lewis, picking him up, and delivering a couple of right hands. Lewis begins to get backed towards the staircase.)

Dan Pollaski- Smart move by Lewis… falling down stairs is gonna wipe you out for sure.

(Corey runs down after Lewis, but at the bottom, he's caught in an armdrag)

Eric Moreau- My god, on concrete, even the smallest of moves hurt!

(Lewis jumps up, going for a legdrop, but Corey moves out of the way.)

Eric Moreau- These guys better watch out, the monorails coming, and number four is inside!

(Both Corey and Lewis are on the ground, while Hannibal is painfully trying to extract himself from the rose bushes.)

(Cross steps out onto the monorail platform, and looks over the railing at the first three wrestlers, already on the ground)

Eric Moreau- Jonathan Cross is the only guy not out of it yet… and that's because he's fresh.

(Cross notices Hannibal, bleeding in the rose bushes, and a sick smile crosses his face..)

(Hannibal, who had almost gotten himself out, is flattened by Cross, who begins to writhe in pain…)

Dan Pollaski- I don't think he knew that! My god… look at them, they're already both bloody messes.

(Cross still manages to stagger to his feet, and get onto the sidewalk. Hannibal has to extract himself all over again)

Dan Pollaski- Yeah, hasn't anyone ever heard of pacing themselves?

(Meanwhile, Corey and Lewis have gotten to their feet. Lewis charges, but Corey kicks him in the stomach, and nails a DDT!)

(Cross reaches into the rose bushes, dragging Hannibal by the hair, roughly jerking him out.)

Dan Pollaski- That had to hurt Wrec, the way he was just torn from those thorns… now who's number five?

(Jacob Harrowsmith III steps out, and immediately heads down the staircase)

(Harrowsmith then picks up Lewis, hitting a suplex onto the concrete…)

Dan Pollaski- I may have won, but Lewis just lost with that suplex… concrete has no give.

(Meanwhile, Cross picks up Hannibal, throwing him headfirst into a trashcan, which spills over.)

Dan Pollaski- Come on now! We do have to clean up the mess we make!

(Hannibal struggles to remove himself from the trash, as Cross charges with a knee smash. Hannibal flops to the ground, lifeless, and Cross covers)

(Harrowsmith starts Towards Lewis, nailing him with a headbutt. Lewis stumbles back, triping over the trashcan. Harroswmith turns to Cross, and nails Cross with a punch, sending him down)

Dan Pollaski- Harrowsmith is easily the biggest guy in there right now! But he's beatable!

Dan Pollaski- ALL THAT WEIGHT COMING DOWN ON THE HIGHLIGHTS HEAD! He might have just killed Mark Lewis!

(Harrowsmith sadistically laughs, but his joviality disappears as Corey grabs him from behind…)

Dan Pollaski- Masterfully done! That move could have hurt him too with this concrete!

(Corey stands up, as Harrowsmith clutches his head. Lewis is under the trashcan, but Cross and Hannibal are struggling to their feet)

Dan Pollaski- Its Jake Devins, former Double Crown and current Liberty Bell Champion!

(Devins cockily steps out of the monorail car, and very slowly moves towards the stairs)

Eric Moreau- So far, Ryan Corey has been dominating the opening moments of this match, but looks like business is about to pick up with Devins. There's no denying that prick has skill.

(Corey drags Cross up, but as he does, Hannibal comes from behind, holding a tree branch… he swings…)

Dan Pollaski- But Corey moved out of the way, and Hannibal hit Cross instead!

(Hannibal starts after Corey, as Devins immediately begins going to work on Mark Lewis with stomps.)

Eric Moreau- Have you noticed this fights started to move away from the monorail station, towards that ugly red building over there?

Dan Pollaski- That's the experience Music Project, but also, remember. As this moves away, its going to take people longer to join the fray…

(Hannibal swings the branch at Corey again, but Corey dodges, and counters…)

Dan Pollaski- NIGHTFALL ON THE CONCRETE! That's a ticket to the hospital!

(Harrowsmith and Cross are exchanging blows, as Corey moves off alone to take a small breather. Devins has Lewis backed up against the wall of the EMP,and is punching away at him.)

Dan Pollaski- Number Seven is none other than Kevin Cage, one of the biggest assholes I've ever seen.

(Cage walks out of the car as Drowning Pool's "Tear Away" continues to play, and starts to walk towards the brawl)

Eric Moreau- You know with Cage in here, a lot of people are going to get hurt.

Dan Pollaski- And don't let this early draw fool any of you either. He won Blast Off Four from the first spot. This guys got endurance.

(Harrowsmith has grabbed Cross, and is banging his head into the EMP's stairs over and over, while Devins continues to wail away on Lewis.)

Dan Pollaski- It's a huge ass museum. If the fight gets in there…

(Devins Throws Lewis into the wall again, and Lewis staggers off…)

Dan Pollaski- And that's going to leave Mark Lewis wishing he was never born!

(Devins turns, and starts to go after Corey, the two exchanging blows.)

(Cage arrives on the scene, grabbing Cross from behind. He drags Cross up the steps, getting a running start…)

Eric Moreau- MY GOD! KEVIN CAGE THREW JONATHAN CROSS THROUGH THE EMP'S GLASS DOORS!

Eric Moreau- And Harrowsmith is ssent through as well! This Cage guys a monster!

Dan Pollaski- And which behemoth will be making his entrance this time?

(Cage begins stomping on Harrowsmith in the EMP lobby, as Devins and Corey stagger through the shattered doors. Cross is a bloody mess on the floor)

(Trapt's "Headstrong" plays, as SyNn casually walks out of the monorail station.. Meanwhile, in the EMP, Devins throws Corey into the side of a stage with a massive video wall behind it)

Dan Pollaski- Its called the Sky Church. Something to do with a Dream of Jimi Hendrix's.

(Devins rolls Corey up onto the stage, climbing up there himself. Corey counters with a couple of punches to Devin's head.)

Dan Pollaski- Well, I always knew Devins couldn't stay off the stage…

(Devins goes for the Assassination, but Corey shoves him away. SyNn arrives on the scene, and begins punching away at Cross, while Cage and Harrowsmith exchange blows just in front of the stage.)

Eric Moreau- Six men are currently in this fight. But those six are about as destructive as they can be!

(Devins blocks a right hand from Corey, before grabbing him by the hair. With a bit of effort, Devins throws Corey off the stage!)

Dan Pollaski- Man oh man! What a brutal way to bring down the Nightbringer!

(Cage and Harrowsmith immediately turn, and begin teaming up on Corey, stomping away at him)

Eric Moreau- Devins threw Corey right into hell! The first man in is not looking to good!

(Harrowsmith is knocked over as a bloodied Jonathan Cross flies into him, courtesy of SyNn. Jacob and SyNn begin to work on Cross, while Cage works on Corey)

Dan Pollaski- We have five men just pounding the shit out of each other, and Devins is just standing there, laughing down at it!

(Everyone is flattened as Devins lands on them. The refs frantically search the heap, looking for pinfalls. They see Cage's shoulders are down underneath SyNn…)

Eric Moreau- Luckily enough, Cage figured out what was going on, and he kicked out!

(The six men all work on untangling each other, as we see the monorail start to arrive.)

(Devins gets up, and begins smashing his boot into Harrowsmith's head, while Cage throws a few punches at Cross, leaving SyNn and Corey to go at it.)

Dan Pollaski- Hrm… a song no one knows… must be DRAGON JONES!

(Dragon Jones begins to run towards the EMP, laughing his ass off all the way…)

(Back in the Sky Church, Cage is ramming Cross' bloody head into the ground over and over again.)

Dan Pollaski- The Pacific Northwest Star is getting mauled by the Free Agent… Kevin Cage is one sick motherfucker…

(Corey lands a few rights to SyNn, staggering him back against the stage. Corey looks to go for some technical maneuver, but SyNn reaches behind him, and grabs a microphone stand, bringing it…)

Eric Moreau- Har har. I was thinking, if this place is a memorial to Jimi Hendrix, and Hendrix was for love and peace and all that, wouldn't it be a desecration to his memory to be fighting in here?

Eric Moreau- I don't think Kevin Cage cares though! He just got about as violent as you can get!

(Harrowsmith and Devins have left the sky church, and are brawling through the exhibits.)

Eric Moreau- Man oh man, these two have some history! And its not good either!

(Jacob begins smashing Jake's head into a display case with James Brown's shoes in it.)

Dan Pollaski- Harrowsmith seems to like those shoes… too bad they're not his size.

(Devins fights back with an elbow to the sternum, and Harrowsmith lets go, Devins punches Jacob a few times, before throwing him, knocking a gold record by the Dixie Cups off the wall.)

(Harrowsmith gets up, and grabs a guitar from a nearby stand. The guitar looks pretty familiar…)

(But SyNn and Ryan Corey both run up from behind, snatching the guitar out of Harrowsmith's grasp. Jacob turns around, and both men kick him in the groin…)

Eric Moreau- A fitting end for anyone who would break Jimi's guitar…

(Devins, Corey, and SyNn are triple teaming Harrowsmith, and Cage is ramming DJ's head into the wall over and over.)

Dan Pollaski- Number Ten Might just be the winner of the entire thing!

Eric Moreau- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Win it all, eh? This moron?

(The Numerator steps out of the car, as "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred continues to play.)

Eric Moreau- Oh Christ, get back to the match, and I hope this guy trips and falls on the way over…

Dan Pollaski- The Numerator is known for his massive win streak against The Denominator.. but I don't see any Denominator out here!

(Back to the EMP we go, where SyNn nails the SyNn-A-Plex on Harrowsmith)

Dan Pollaski- We both know that he should have never picked up that guitar. Threatening that guitars like a death sentence…

Dan Pollaski- Remember, no friends here, and if there's any alliances, they're not gonna be long lived!

(Meanwhile, Kevin Cage has dragged DJ into the exhibition area as well. He grabs a Audio Guided Tour box, and begins to wrap the straps around Dragon Jones' throat.)

(As he strangles DJ, Cage punches Jones in the face over and over. Behind him, the Numerator arrives, and charges Cage…)

Dan Pollaski- Big Mistake for the Numerator. Cage turned around and caught him with a powerslam…

Dan Pollaski- So that's five gone, and we have what… six people in this match right now?

(SyNn is promptly kicked in the face by Devins, and flops back onto the ground. Dragon Jones sneaks in a headbutt on Cage, and is stomping away at him against the wall.)

Dan Pollaski- Well, we have Dragon Jones.. this is Dominic… no relation.

(Back in the EMP, Jake Devins is stomping on SyNn. He grabs a photo of ABBA off the wall, bringing it down on SyNn's head.)

Eric Moreau- Ouch, I doubt SyNn is going to like ABBA too much after that…

(Corey is helping Dragon Jones out with Kevin Cage, as the two stomp away at him. Both men drag Cage up, and Corey hits a Tiger Suplex)

Dan Pollaski- Cage is a dangerous guy, it doesn't surprise me its taking two guys to bring him down.

(Dominic Jones arrives, and Dragon Jones immediately attacks the newcomer.)

Dan Pollaski- I doubt he likes someone else with his name in this match.

(Back to Devins, who has grabbed a picture of Jefferson Starship, and is thwacking SyNn over the head with it.)

Eric Moreau- UNACCEPTABLE! ABBA I can unsderstand, but Jefferson Starship?)

(But SyNn manages to thumb Devins in the eye, causing the Assassin to stumble back. SyNn grabs a picture of Kansas)

Dan Pollaski- OH! Devin's Brains are Dust in the Wind after that one!

Eric Moreau- If he keeps this up, Devins chances of winning this are going to Beat It!

Eric Moreau- But he won't do that because Devins just kicked him where the sun don't shine!

(Corey has put Cage in a few weardown holds, but isn't being too effective. Dragon and Dominic are exchanging blows, while SyNn and Devins both are down in the photo gallery)

(Skinner exits the monorail car, and runs towards the EMP. Back in the EMP, DJ has Dominic Jones in a headlock. Dragon gets a running start…)

(…beore throwing Dominic through the display window of the gift shop! CD's scatter all over the floor. DJ walks through the door, and begins stomping away at Dominic. Behind him, Cage stumbles into the shop, mouth bleeding, Ryan Corey right behind him.)

Eric Moreau- Yeah… they're wreaking a path of destruction, aren't they?

(Dragon Jones, however, seems to have come a bit distracted by the enormous amounts of merchandise around him. Looking around shiftily, DJ grabs a couple of CD's and stuffs them in his pants. In the chaos, no one notices.)

Dan Pollaski- MY GOD! Dragon Jones is stealing from the Experience Music Project!

(SyNn, bloodied from the picture hitting, stumbles in, collapsing on top of Dominic Jones…)

(Ryan Corey grabs a book off a nearby shelf, tossing it at Cage. Cage catches it… but Corey leaps up with a kick, knocking it back in Cage's face!

Eric Moreau- Oh yeah… theres gonna be a bitch of a carpet cleaning bill for this!

(Dragon Jones continues to stuff CD's into wherever he can fit them, until he hers Devins stomping away on Skinner. With an evil grin, Jones shoves the nearest bookshelf as hard as he can… the shelf tipping over…)

Eric Moreau- My god! That isn't a light shelf either! Dragon Jones just buried Scott Skinner and Jake Devins alive!

(A bunch of people run to the downed shelf, trying to get it off of the two wrestlers. DJ takes advantage of the confusion and begins taking money from the cash register.)

Dan Pollaski- World Title shot my ass! Dragon Jones has just won this thing!

Dan Pollaski- Think of how much shit he's walking away with! All that money!

(Dragon Jones, realizing he better leave before he's caught, sneaks out the door, heading outside.)

Dan Pollaski- That's smart on DJ's part. Rest up… it's a long way to number fifty.

(Finally, they manage to extract Devins and Skinner from the wreck. Devins shoves his helpers away, looking around for who hurt him. Skinner's still out of it. Devins settles for going after SyNn, while Corey and Cage continue to go at it on the other side of the store)

Dan Pollaski- Figures as much that this sick fuck draws lucky number thirteen.

Dan Pollaski-But the intensity in this just got taken up another notch!

(The "civilians' have dragged Skinner out of the gift shop to give him fresh air. Dragon Jones immediately starts stomping on him, though.)

(The crowd backs away as SyNn and Devins both crash through the window, exchanging blows. In the gift shop, Cage charges Corey, only for Corey to hit a back body drop, and Cage to go flying through the now glass-less window. Corey shrugs, and walks out of the gift store through the doors.)

Eric Moreau- Well, I think with that, we're going to bid good bye to the Experience Music project!

(SyNn throws Devins into the window, and begins kicking away at him. Corey covers Cage, who's clutching at his back…)

(Zulias arrives in the gift shop, only to find the fights moved on. He climbs his way past the downed shelves, and scattered CD's heading back outside. He barely gets outside before he's attacked by Dragon Jones.)

Eric Moreau- Say what you will about Dragon Jones, but he's defininitely in a fighting mood today…

Dan Pollaski- I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

(DJ charges Zulias again, but he's thrown promptly into a bike rack.)

Dan Pollaski- Looks like they're heading for the Fun Forest amusement park…

Eric Moreau- Uh oh! It's the other half of the New York Wrecking Crew!

(Kane walks out to no music, and heads towards the battle taking place on the side of the EMP. Cage grabs Ryan Corey and throws him into the "Fun Forest" Sign, indicating the entrance to the amusement park. Cage takes a run, but Corey moves out of the way, and Cage kicks the sign… HARD.)

(Cage stumbles back, and Corey makes an easy setup, nailing Kevin Cage with a superkick.)

(But Cage kicks out. Corey beigins to work on him, but he's shoved aside by Zulias, who has Dragon Jones by the hair. Corey picks himself up, but is surprised by a chop block from Cage.)

Eric Moreau- Big mistake on Ryan Corey's part, turning his back on Kevin Cage like that.

Dan Pollaski- True, but he was distracted by Zulias. What do you think that freaks up to?

(Well, you're gonna. Zulias drags DJ over to a ride named "Spin Cycle", and begins banging DJ's head against it.)

Dan Pollaski- Wow… normally you have to go on the rides to get a headache like that.

(Devins is delivering a few forearms to SyNn, before whipping SyNn full tilt into a chain link fence. Devins charges in afterwards and nails a spear to SyNn's midsection, doubling SyNn over.)

Dan Pollaski- Battle of the former Double Crown Champions right here!

(Devins grabs SyNn by the back of the head, and begins grinding his face into the fence.)

(Devins throws SyNn aside, and begins dragging him over towards the roller coaster.)

Dan Pollaski- I don't even want to know what those two are up to.

(Back at the EMP, Citizen Kane has arrived, and helped his friend, Scott Skinner to his feet. Skinner still looks dazed from the bookshelf.)

Dan Pollaski- Skinners definitely hurt. That was a heavy bookshelf.

Eric Moreau- Does Dragon Jones evne care about his fellow human beings?

(The crowd cheers again as the monorail comes back into the station.)

(Spy slowly walks towards the amusement park. Over at the roller coaster, Devins has rolled SyNn onto the tracks, and is banging his head against the metal rails.)

Dan Pollaski- Why? Seems to me like Jake Devins would be right up your alley.

(Devins picks up SyNn, going for the Assassination, but SyNn pushes him away.)

Dan Pollaski- Look! SyNn and Devins are gonna have more than they bargained for!

(Unbeknownst to either fo the men, Citizen Kane is standing at the rollercoaster control panel. Grinning broadly, he activates the roller coaster.)

Dan Pollaski- This isn't good! That roller coaster is moving, and SyNn and Devins are on the tracks!

(Meanwhile, Dragon Jones has beaten down Zulias and dragged him onto the Spin Cycle. With a few more punches, DJ climbs over the seats to get behind Zulias, before sitting down. He signals the ride attendant to start the ride.)

Eric Moreau- What the hell is Dragon Jones doing? This isn't a day at the carnival!

Dan Pollaski- No… but this is one of the most nauseating rides here!

(The ride starts and the platform is elevated, while Jones remains punching Zulias in the back of the head. Zulias can't do anything because of his restraint.)

(Suddenly, the catch releases, and the ride goes tumbling end over end at a dizzying rate.)

Eric Moreau- WHOAH! Remind me to go on that sucker when this is over!

Dan Pollaski- Well, either Zulias or Dragon Jones just threw up from that… and I'd rather not know who!

(Cage has dragged Corey over to the games area, and he's pummeling the nightbringer with everything he has. Finally, he picks up a rifle from the shooting gallery.)

Eric Moreau- Now come on! I know this is no-holds barred, but don't SHOOT anyone!

(Back over at the roller coaster, Isaac Spy has arrived, only to be double teamed by the New York Wrecking Crew.)

Dan Pollaski- Too bad Spy's tag team partner, James Double Oh, is injured. He could use some help.

Eric Moreau- Well, maybe this next guy will be friendly to him, though I hope not…

(The monorail slides into the station, and the doors open as Stereomud's "The End of Everything" starts to play, and Devon Slayton steps out.)

Dan Pollaski- Number Sixteen is Devon Slayton, one of the many PNW wrestlers competing in this!

Eric Moreau- Hate to rain on Slayton's entrance, but that Roller Coasters about to be cut loose!

(Back at the roller coaster, the conveyer belt has finally carried the cars to the top of the track, as the ride begins. SyNn and Devins are still battling on the track, about halfway through the ride.)

Dan Pollaski- Oh Shit! SyNn! Devins! You guys need to get out of there right now!

(But SyNn and Devins continue to exchange blows, as the coaster bears down on them.)

(SyNn ducks a Devins punch as the coaster hits the final turn before them. SyNn maneuvers behind…)

Dan Pollaski- My God! SyNn just grabbed Devins and hit that devastating suplex off the tracks and through those ever so conveniently placed cardboard boxes!

Eric Moreau- Shit, gets beat getting run over by a roller coaster.

Dan Pollaski- They were just in time on that regard, but neither man is moving!

(Nearby, the New York Wrecking Crew has paused in their beatdown of Spy to watch the show. Neither man is happy that SyNn and Devins managed to get off the track in time. Spy takes advantage to grab both New Yorker's by the hair…)

Eric Moreau- Well, there's the ever so cliched meeting of the minds!

(Spy begins to stomp away on Skinner, while Slayton arrives on the scene and begins to help out with Kane.)

Dan Pollaski- And with Slayton deciding to help Spy, the two on one advantage is gone!

(Back in the roller coaster, SyNn has gathered just enough strength to cover Devins)

Dan Pollaski- Yeah, but for Gods sakes… we've gone like ten minutes without an elimination! Someone needs to go!

(Over at the Spin Cycle, the hellish ride has come to an end, and both DJ and Zulias are exiting, looking fairly woozy. Zulias, dizzy out of his mind, collapses, with DJ falling on top of him!)

Eric Moreau- Damn, I thought Zulias had a stronger stomach than that.

Dan Pollaski- You forget, Dragon Jones was punching him in the head throughout that ride. Don't blame him for being dizzy.

Eric Moreau- Well, Zulias isn't done, though' he's definitely looking close!

(Over in the games area, Corey has turned the tables on Cage, and the two are fighting their way towards the Bumper Cars)

Dan Pollaski- Well, it's a member of the Army of Russian and Italian Aristocrats, but which one?

(Corey hooks Cage up, and hits a Belly to back suplex, before going for the cover…)

Dan Pollaski- Well, back to the match, close call there for Cage.

Eric Moreau- Yeah, Corey's trying to keep things technical, here, and that means a lot of big moves onto concrete!

(Luciano arrives, and begins attacking Corey, who merely shoves the dimunitive tenor away.)

Dan Pollaski- Looks like Luciano's trying to make this a double team.

Eric Moreau- To be honest, Cage was probably better off in the one on one situation!

(SyNn and Devins are both starting to stir, struggling to their feet.)

Dan Pollaski- And look at those two. They really have guts, to keep going like this!

(And now to Dragon Jones and Zulias, both men are down on the ground, both looking a little green)

(Devon Slayton is still pummeling away on Citizen Kane, before throwing him into a lamp post. Slayton follows up with a running knee strike to Kane's head)

Eric Moreau- What the hell is the New York Wrecking Crew doing? Skinner's been in here for twelve minutes, and all he's done is get the shit beaten out of him!

Dan Pollaski- He hasn't been the same since DJ pushed that bookshelf onto him.

(Skinner's trying to fight back against Spy, throwing lefts and rights to the bigger man's head. Spy blocks a punch, and counters with a haymaker that nearly sends Skinner out of his boots.)

Eric Moreau- Yeah, well, Skinner better get it together, or he's gonna be number seven gone!

(Skinner gets up, but Spy kicks him in the stomach. He sets him up…)

Dan Pollaski- HAHA! He powerbombed Skinner onto one of those "test your strength" thingies!

(Spy has no time to celebrate, however, as he's ambushed from behind by Luciano)

Dan Pollaski- Well, since Ryan Corey's kinda on fire right now… seems our operatic friend didn't want to have much to do with him, did he?

Dan Pollaski- This will be the eighteenth entrant, for those of you keeping track!

Dan Pollaski- Maybe… its RUNE ARCHER! Former World Cruiserweight Champion!

Eric Moreau- Didn't he beat your precious Wendy Briese for that?

(Rune casually walks towards the fray, as the crowd cheers him on, as Iron Maiden's "Wicker Man" continues to play.)

Eric Moreau- Well, there's no denying that Rune Archer has some brains in him. Not many, but some.

(Archer immediately takes off for the Spin Cycle. Meanwhile, just outside the roller coaster, Citizen Kane has turned the tables on Slayton, and is ramming his head into one of the security railings. With a laugh, Kane drops a bloodied Slayton to the ground.)

Dan Pollaski- Christ, it's a good thing we have EMT's standing by to put these guys back together.

(Kane kicks Slayton once, twice, before he has this feeling someone's behind him. He turns around, and sees a VERY pissed off SyNn and Jake Devins)

Eric Moreau- Uh oh… sucks to be Kane. SyNn and Devins know who just tried to kill them! And I don't think it sits well with them!

Dan Pollaski- Kane is nailed by one hell of a clothesline from Devins and SyNn! They're pissed off!

(Both men begin to stomp the CRAP out of Kane, who can do aught but cover up)

Dan Pollaski- Well, you gotta admit, trying to get a roller coaster to do your work for you's pretty cowardly.

(Luciano's attack didn't go to well with Spy, as he's easily turned the tables, and is ramming Luci's head into the Test of Strength exhibit. He then drops Luciano with a DDT.)

Dan Pollaski- Spy's handing an asskicking to everyones favorite opera star.

(Cage and Corey are still going at it, as Corey uses a monkey toss to throw Cage over the railing, into the bumper cars ride. Corey climbs up on the railing, measuring cage up, and hits a diving clothesline on Kevin.)

Eric Moreau- I gotta say, its amazing Ryan Coreys doing that well…

Dan Pollaski- He's been in there for nearly forty minutes! I'd say impressive!

(Over at the Spin Cycle, Rune Archer's arrived, and is putting the boots to Zulias. Dragon Jones staggers to his feet, and starts to help him.)

(The Opening chords to the Hives "Hate to Say I told You So" start to play)

Dan Pollaski- Yeah, I just saw this kid up in Canada…he's got a bright future in front of him, I'll tell you that much.

Eric Moreau- Well, if he wins this, I'd say his future is very bright. Although I doubt he will…

Dan Pollaski- Its going to be tough. You got guys like Cage, SyNn, and Devins in there now, and guys like Easton, Twister, and Twooey coming up! But Drake definitely can hang with those guys in the ring… or on the street for that matter.

(Devins and SyNn's double teaming has continued on Kane. They've dragged him over to the water-coaster, and are currently taking turns throwing him into the ticket booth)

Eric Moreau- As if Kane wasn't having enough of a disappointing brawl…

Dan Pollaski- Well, you can't blame SyNn and Devins for being pissed. Had that coaster hit them… I don't wanna think about it.

(Finally, SyNn backs off, and Devins whips Kane at him. SyNn ducks, and hits a back body drop, sending Kane flying over the retaining wall…)

(Jake wastes no time… he hops up on the retaining wall, and flies off with an elbow drop…)

Dan Pollaski- Well, on a hot day like today, nothing is better than a nice dip in the swimming pool.

Eric Moreau- Yeah… too bad Wendy's not in this match yet… I wouldn't mind seeing her…

(Archer, DJ, and Zulias have left the Spin Cycle ride, and are fighting their way through the amusement park. Archer and DJ both grab Zulias, throwing him up on a railing. Archer then gets on all fours, and Jones leaps off his back, jumping OVER Zulias, and hitting a legdrop to the back of Zulias' head.)

Eric Moreau- Interesting move by Jones, and that definitely had a risk to it!

(Isaac Spy has just bodyslammed Luciano, and is about to cover, but Devon Slayton attacks him from behind.)

Dan Pollaski- Not a smart move on Slayton, he should have let Spy finish Luciano before attacking him.

(Slayton tries to go for a belly to belly, but Spy blocks it, and shoves Devon down. Slayton tries to get up, but he's met with a running knee strike.)

Dan Pollaski- Don't hold me to this, but I think Spys the largest man currently in this match!

Eric Moreau- You might be right. Anyways, we're looking at number twenty coming in a few seconds… but first…

(Over in the Bumper Cars, Cage and Corey are once again brawling. Drake runs in, and clubs Corey in the back with a double axehandle. Ryan goes down, and Drake turns to Cage, but he's merely leveled by a clothesline. Cage, fuming, turns back to Corey)

Dan Pollaski- Not too sure, but it might just be getting personal between those two!

Eric Moreau- Well, they've been going at it for like fifteen minutes. Can't blame them for not liking each other now!

Dan Pollaski- It's the Book Worm! The best technical wrestler in the world, in theory!

Eric Moreau- Yeah, but this is the real world… not theory world.

Dan Pollaski- No, but The Theory World would make one hell of a Reality TV show!

(The Book Worm, carrying a book (duh!) makes his way off the platform, seemingly studying where he should go)

Eric Moreau- Just like the Book Worm… always thinking things through…

(In the bumper cars arena, Cage has worked over Corey pretty badly. Grinning sadistically, Cage leans Corey against one of the cars, before hoping in one himself…)

Dan Pollaski- Oh, thank God… the Nightbringer moved out of the way!

(Corey gets to his feet, and throws a few punches at Cage, who, of course, is trapped in the car. But Coreys' blindsided by Drake)

(Drake bounces Corey's head off the bumper car, before reaching in his pocket, and pulling out some copper wire…)

(Drake grabs both men's wrists, and wraps the wire around them, before wrapping the wire around the pole of the car as well…)

Dan Pollaski- OH MY GOD! HE NOT ONLY SMASHED INTO COREY AND CAGE! HE ELECTROCUTED THEM!

Eric Moreau- Of course, those bumper cars give off electrical charges when they collide, and…

(Cage and Corey both slump over, shaking from the jolt. Drake yanks Cage out of the car, and covers…)

Dan Pollaski- Well, that was more a twitch than a kickout, but… still, Cage lives on.

(And now to the watercoaster, where Devins is holding Kane's head underwater, while SyNn keeps kicking him.)

(Spy, Slayton, and Luciano have fought their way to the Carousel. Slayton and Luciano whip Spy into the security railing, before both connect with a dropkick that sends Spy over the railing.)

Eric Moreau- There's four big fights going on right now… and did you notice they're all converging on that video arcade up there?

Eric Moreau- Its Reno Dumont! And things are about to pick up for Devon Slayton! We have another complete tag team in this match!

("A Welcome Burden" by Disturbed continues to play as Dumont comes tearing out of the monorail station, brushing by the still studying Book Worm, and heading straight for the merry-go-round)

Dan Pollaski- Its not gonna look good for Spy now! It's gonna be a three on one situation!

(Over at the watercoaster, SyNn and Devins are still pummeling on Kane. SyNn tells Devins something, and they pick up Kane, and place him in one of the watercoaster cars. They lower and lock the safety harness, so that Kane can't escape, and grin as the ride takes off.)

(Over to the bumper cars, where Drakes thrown both Corey and Cage out of the arena, and is standing on the railing. As Kevin and Ryan struggle to their feet, Drake flies off with a crossbody, flattening both men.)

Eric Moreau- You have to give Tommy Drake credit. He's taken Kevin Cage and Ryan Corey right out of this match!

Dan Pollaski- Indeed, but as long as they're in, they have a chance!

(Archer, Jones, and Zulias have arrived at the video arcade. Jones and Archer grab Zulias by the hair, and shove him face first into the Wall at the side of the Arcade)

Dan Pollaski- There's no rule that says you can't have alliances, Eric. But Rune Archer and Dragon Jones are working together remarkably well!

(Over on the Merry Go-Round, Dumont has joined Luciano and Slayton in triple teaming Spy. They set him up on one of the horses, and Dumont hops up on an adjacent horse. With a leap, he dropkicks Spy, who tumbles off the horse to the ground, rolling to a stop, while Slayton and Luciano catch Dumont.)

Dan Pollaski- I'd have to agree with you. Spy really doesn't stand a chance against those three.

(Over on the watercoaster, the SyNn/Devins alliance has continued. Kane, struggling to get out, is still on the watercoaster, while Devins has grabbed a couple of chairs from the operators booth.)

Dan Pollaski- No clue, but I bet we're going to find out sooner or later.

(Meanwhile, Book Worm seems to have just about made up his mind as to where to attack.)

Dan Pollaski- I've known this guy for a long time, he Is one sick bastard.

(Demise runs out of the monorail station, and immediately begins pummeling away on the Book Worm.)

Eric Moreau- Uh oh, looks like the Book Worms too slow in joining the fray, and so Demise is going to make him join!

(Book Worm tries to escape, but Demise is right on him, pummeling away.)

(Back at the merry-go round, Dumont's hit another dropkick on Spy, and has covered…)

( A short ways away, Slayton and Luciano are resting, waiting for Spy to get up. Suddenly, Luciano turns to Slayton with a kick…)

Eric Moreau- Unbelievable! They were triple teaming Isaac Spy, and Luciano decided to go his own way, and Slaytons the eighth man out of this match! That probably wasn't a smart move…

(No kidding, as Dumont, realizing his partner was gone, flies into a frenzy and begins attacking Luciano.)

(Over at the watercoaster, SyNn and Devins have placed themselves on either side of the track, as Citizen Kane's car is about to take the final plunge. The car finally drops…)

Eric Moreau- MY GOD! As the Car went by them… Devins and SyNn both swung their chairs… nailing Kane in the head!

Dan Pollaski- Not to mention… that car HAD to have been going twenty miles per hour! They might have killed Citizen Kane!

(Devins drops his chair, and turns to the car with Citizen Kane slumped over the safety bar. With a jerk, he lifts Citizen Kane up…)

Dan Pollaski- Well, that might just be a bit of overkill right there, but…

Eric Moreau- That's nine, and Devins' Second Elimination of the day!

(Devins, wet and bloody, begins to drudge his way out of the watercoaster area. Over at the video arcade, Drake has also entered, and has begun clubbing Dragon Jones with punch after punch. Besides him, Rune is working on Zulias.)

Dan Pollaski- They definitely are converging on the video arcade.. that's gonna be interesting, as theres also a miniature golf course and lazer tag arena there.

(Outside, Cage and Corey are still on the ground, out of it from Drakes attacks.)

Eric Moreau- A mistake on Drake's part to go after Jones… he should have finished off Corey and Cage first.

(Dan Easton steps out onto the monorail platform, and cockily walks towards the video arcade. At the arcade, Dumont has dragged Luciano there, and Devins, Demise, Book Worm, and SyNn have all stumbled in there as well)

Dan Pollaski- And, like a beacon of light, the video arcade has attracted all the wrestlers in this brawl.

(Dragon Jones has turned the tide on Tommy Drake, and is pressing the advantage. He looks to Archer, who nods, and the two whip Zulias and Drake towards each other, the two colliding with a sickening crunch!)

Eric Moreau- Its always nice to see the old Talent and the up and comers come together like that!

(Devins goes after Book Worm, pummeling him with lefts and rights, and hitting a DDT. SyNn has averted his attention to Demise, and is kicking him in the head.)

Eric Moreau- Though I will say, its nice for everyone to just come together like this.

(Outside the arcade, Corey and Cage are just starting to pick themselves up. Cage grabs his bearings, and sees Isaac Spy stumbling up the path, headed towards the arcade. With a burst of speed, Cage charges at Spy…)

(Spy turns around, and grabs Cage, hitting a neckbreaker. Spy gets up…)

Eric Moreau- Dan Easton's on the scene, and he looks to be meaning business!

(Easton runs right through Spy, turning to Corey, and delivering a knee to the Nightbringer's head.)

(Easton strolls right into the video arcade, grabbing Luciano, and slamming him face first to the floor. Reno Dumont takes a swing at him, and is brought down by a sidewalk slam.)

(He grabs Zulias and Drake, who are still stumbling around,and bangs their heads together, before turning and decking Jones with a right hand)

Eric Moreau- It looks to me like Easton's taking advantage of the fact that everyone else in this match is just stone cold exhausted, and he's fresh!

(Easton looks around, having leveled a good half the active field. He doesn't see Jake Devins charging until its too late, and he's leveled with a bulldog.)

Eric Moreau- Some animosity here! Devins took the Double Crown from Easton a few months back!

(Rune Archer and Demise, seemingly the only other two spared of Easton's hot streak, begin to brawl with each other)

Dan Pollaski- Well, when you have all but three guys leveled, that's a fight!

Dan Pollaski- Well, the artist formerly known as… now he's Mike McCormick, one of the smallest entrants in this!

Eric Moreau- Well, you gotta give em credit, most of em know where the fun is!

Eric Moreau- Not having its desired effect either. I don't think Demise is going to let himself go down to that.

(Devins has gotten Easton to his feet, but is received with a thumb to the eye.)

Dan Pollaski- Oh, man! Dirty trick from Easton, but he's doing whatever it takes here!

(Easton doesn't hesitate, and he throws Devins into a "House of the Dead 3" machine. Devins bounces off, and is met with a superkick.)

(Outside, Cage and Spy have gotten to their feet simultaneously. Cage makes a grab for Spy, but Spy reverses with another DDT, driving Cage's head into the concrete.)

Dan Pollaski- Ouch. I'm gonna stand by what I said at the start of the match, and that's someones leaving in a bodybag today!

(McCormick arrives on the scene, and immediately goes for Corey, taking him over with a snapmare, followed by a kick to the back.)

Dan Pollaski- Something like that. It definitely defines Clusterfuck.

(Zulias takes a swing at Drake, but Drake blocks it, and counters with a few moves of his own.)

(Reno Dumont gets to his feet, and rolls a dazed DJ on to a pinball table)

Dan Pollaski- IT'S THE MOST ENCHANTING MOVE IN WRESTLING! And the Book Worms got it on!

(In pain from the hold, and basically everything else that's happened so far, Dumont starts tapping)

(Book Worm looks stunned for a moment, before giving a cheesy grin and a thumbs up. SyNn, meanwhile, has slammed Luciano into a skee-ball table. Luciano, however, grabs one of the balls, and hits SyNn in the head with it, causing SyNn to stumble back.)

Dan Pollaski- Efficient my ass… you should see the operating price tag.

Dan Pollaski- Uh… no… this is DUECE! Mark Lewis just had the same entrance music.

(SyNn, furious over being beaned, backs Luciano up against a Tekken game. Enraged, SyNn goes for a superkick…

(But Luciano moves out of the way, and SyNn kicks through the screen)

Dan Pollaski- SyNn was wet too, from that water ride! He was a freaking lightning rod!

(Dan Easton has rammed Devins head into the House of the Dead game enough, and he lets him go. He turns around, and decks Luciano with a right hand. He then takes out the Book Worm with a choke Toss, and Dragon Jones with a DDT.)

Dan Pollaski- Not this again… Dan Easton's just taking everyone apart!

(Outside, Deuce has arrived, and has gone after Mike McCormick. Corey comes up behind Mike, and hits a reverse DDT, before dodging a Deuce punch into an over-the-shoulder armbreaker)

Dan Pollaski- Indeed. Corey's really doing well for someone who's been in this for fifty minutes!

Eric Moreau- My how the time flies. Did you know Deuce was entrant number twenty-five? That means were halfway there!

Eric Moreau- You know… we have like Fifteen wrestlers in right now? Something has to happen!

Dan Pollaski- You're right… its like a dam, just waiting to burst.

(Inside the arcade, Drake and Zulias are fighting on the miniature golf course. Zulias charges Drake…)

(..but Drake steps aside, and Zulias plows head first into the fifteenth-hole windmill!)

(Rune Archer has finally let go of the armbar on Demise, and he hits a jump swinging DDT, bringing the CCW Summer Games captain down.)

Dan Pollaski- Pandemonium here in Seattle Washington, and the were about to see the second half of the entry list! Here we go!

Eric Moreau- Well, the people of Seattle sure can recognize that music! It belongs to no one else but Tim Johnson!

Eric Moreau- And he's the sixteenth man in this fight right now!

(Zulias tries to pick himself up out of the remains of the windmill, but Tommy Drake grabs him by the head, running towards a rather large rock on the twelfth hole. He uses the rock like a turnbuckle, climbing up it, and using the momentum to bring Zulias down!)

Dan Pollaski- What innovation by Tommy Drake! He just hit the T-Dawg Drop without a turnbuckle to climb!

Eric Moreau- A costly charge into the windmill does it for Zulias!

(Outside, Spy has given up on Cage, and has begun swinging away at Deuce. Corey, now finding himself on even terms with McCormick, dodges a punch from Switch…)

Eric Moreau- A short and disappointing day for Michael McCormick, and that's twelve men headed for the emergency room, the third one courtesy of Corey!

(In the arcade again, Archer catches a kick from Demise, and sets him up…)

(Dan Easton is In trouble, as Jake Devins, SyNn, Dragon Jones, Luciano, and Book Worm have all ganged up on him, and are pummeling him.)

Dan Pollaski- Methinks Dan Easton's pissed off too many people with his hot streak earlier. They know a threat when they see one.

(Through the barrage of fists and boots, SyNn manages to hook up Easton…)

Eric Moreau- My God! Five on one is just WAY too much for Dan Easton, and SyNn sneaks in the Syn-A-Plex and sends one of the favorites in this match packing!

Dan Pollaski- A lot of office pools are pretty fucked up right about now!

(The quintet who did Easton in waste no time, as Devins begins throttling Luciano, and Book Worm begins to take a savage beat down from Dragon Jones.)

(Outside again, Tim Johnson is walking towards the Arcade, when from the bushes…)

(…Kevin Cage charges full tilt into him, spearing him into a park bench!)

Eric Moreau- Johnson just got ambushed, and he wasn't expecting it!

Eric Moreau- And that's going to be a short but painful afternoon for one of PNW's most hated wrestlers.

Eric Moreau- We just had six RAPID FIRE eliminations, among them a couple of guys I thought were gonna go far!

Dan Pollaski- Well, here comes the monorail, with number twenty seven inside)

Eric Moreau- Its LOGAN! The first ever WWA Cruiserweight Champion!

Dan Pollaski- One of a few representatives from the NWA in this match!

(Logan heads off towards the video arcade. Inside the Arcade, wrestlers are spilling out the entranceway again.)

Eric Moreau- Looks like everyones tired of using the video arcade as a playground.

Dan Pollaski- Doesn't mean this match isn't going to get any more brutal!

Dan Pollaski- What in the hell? Is Kevin Cage just gonna sit there and wait for each entrant to walk by him?

Eric Moreau- Why not? They don't seem to be expecting it.. not to mention that it keeps him out of the main fray!

(Back in the arcade, all the brawls have moved back outside, save for Luciano, who's sprawled out on a pinball table, and Jake Devins, who's climbing up a nearby Ms. Pac-Man cabinet.)

Dan Pollaski- Well, from whats about to happen, I'd say its more a pinfall table right now!

Eric Moreau- So that's eighteen people off to the showers. That means only thirty-two more to go!

Eric Moreau- He's probably gonna get this next guy in the same way!

Dan Pollaski- Shit! Uh.. I take that back. BAD CAGE! STOP ATTACKING THE NEWCOMERS!

Eric Moreau- Shut up! You're just pissed that your boy Terrence Thompsons going to be next!

(Thompson hops off the Monorail platform, and begins to make his way deeper into the center. Meanwhile, the main pack has battled their way over to another building.)

Dan Pollaski- Man, we GOTTA work on a better way of entering buildings here!

(Devins steps through the broken doors, and stomps on Book Worm, as the rest of the wrestlers stumble through. Dragon Jones gets a run on Tommy Drake, and bulldogs him onto the glass.)

Dan Pollaski- My records show that we now have ten wrestlers currently in the battle in Seattle.

(…but Twister dives out of the way, and Cage goes headlong into the park bench!)

(Archer and SyNn are the last to stumble through the shattered glass doors, exchanging blows)

(The crowd cheers as the monorail comes in, as Thompson and Cage battle their way towards the Food Court)

(The Fifth Dimension's "Age of Aquarius/Let the Sun Shine In" starts to play.)

Eric Moreau- I don't know why everyone gets so pissed off around this guy. I think he's kinda cool.

(Treehugger starts moving towards the Food Court. Inside the food court, Devins throws Book Worm over the Taco Time counter)

Eric Moreau- Well, here's hoping all these nice little restaurants have insurance. These guys are spreading out all over the place!

(Devins grabs a spatula from a nearby table, and begins to whip Book Worm with it)

Eric Moreau- Hell, I didn't know a spatula could hurt that much.

(Over in McDonalds, SyNn grabs a tub of lettuce, and brings it down on Archer's head. Archer stumbles, nearly falling on the grill. SyNn grabs a frozen block of patties…)

Dan Pollaski- Frozen Burgers? What the hell is SyNn doing? Giving Archer Ecoli?

Eric Moreau- Actually, I'm sure that many frozen burgers is a bit painfull…

(Over in the Obligatory Greek Restaurant, Drake has stomped Jones into a corner, and is bearing down on him. Jones manages to get his hand on the soda dispenser though…)

(Spraying the liquid right in Tommy Drake's face! Drake stumbles around clutching his eyes, and DJ grabs a bag of flour, but he stops as someone else hops up on the counter…)

Dan Pollaski- Well, Treehugger has arrived on the scene… whats he doing?

(Treehugger points at Dragon Jones, screaming "Evildoer!" before leaping at DJ… )

(Knocking him back into a shelf of dishes, causing the shelf to collapse on his head!)

(Out in the eating area, Isaac Spy and Ryan Corey are holding an excellent match up of move-countermove. Spy goes for a suplex, but Corey elbows his way out of it, before catching Spy in an Enziguri)

Dan Pollaski- There seems to be at least a bit of technical wrestling going on, right now…

(Twister and Cage have fought their way to the entrance of the food court. Cage picks up a shard of glass, swinging it at Twister…)

(..but Twister dodges, then kicks the shard right out of Cage's hand! Cage looks stunned, and Twister capitalizes, hitting the Head On Collision!)

Dan Pollaski- H.O.C! Right on the glass! That's gotta mess Cage up!

Eric Moreau- That's nothing compared to what happened to him at Summer Games 3…

(Kraft steps out of the monorail car and begins to make his way towards the carnage.)

Dan Pollaski- Don't know much about him, other than these kind of Hardcore matches seem to be right up his alley…

(SyNn grabs Archer, and throws him over the McDonalds counter, Archer taking out three registers along the way…)

(SyNn wastes no time, leaping over the counter himself, landing feet first on Archer. With a heave, SyNn picks up one of the broken registers…)

(Corey tries for a figure-four leglock on Spy, but Spy twists out of it, and manages to sweep Corey off his feet. Corey falls so that he collides head first with a table, before flopping to the floor.)

Dan Pollaski- Ouch! But Spy isn't in much better shape… he can't even cover!

(Thompson is stomping away at Cage, who's trying to get out from the barrage. Thompson takes one look as Kraft comes running full tilt into the building, with a shrug, Twister takes a step forward…)

Dan Pollaski- Twister just took "Chemistry's" head off… and that might end Kraft's day a bit prematurely!

Eric Moreau- Stupid Thompson… not even allowing him to get into the match.

(Twister turns around to go back to Cage, but Kevin's recovered slightly, and he takes Twister's head off with a clothesline.)

Dan Pollaski- But Twister's first kill seems to have cost him a bit… he's now at Cage's mercy!

(In Taco Time, Devins has stomped the Book Worm down, and has him under the fryer. With a sadistic grin, Devins grabs a ladle, dipping it into the hot grease…)

(… Devins grins evilly, and dumps it on Book Worm's back, the smaller man screaming in pain.)

Eric Moreau- OH YES! That's the sadistic side of Devins I've grown to love!

Dan Pollaski- I thought you hated him for being part of Team NEW…

Eric Moreau- He does more of that shit, and I'll like him again.

(Devins stomps on the spot he poured the grease on, seemingly griniding it in…)

Dan Pollaski- Oh, I pity the Book Worm right about now. The pain must be excruciating.

Eric Moreau- Not to mention its ruining a perfectly good tweed suit!

(Over in the Obligatory Greek, Dragon Jones has cornered Treehugger, and is laying into him with punch after punch. Treehugger begins to cry and plead for Jones to stop. Jones raises his arm again… but hesitates just for a second…)

Dan Pollaski- MY GOD! Jones hesitated for just a second, and it was enough for Tommy Drake to nail him with that modified Death Valley Driver from behind!

Eric Moreau- And retard boy is sent packing as the twentieth man eliminated!

Eric Moreau- Well, it wasn't a total loss for him… he did get all those CD's from the EMP…

Dan Pollaski- A nice consolation prize for the WWA's resident lunatic.

(Treehugger, still crying from the beatdown, screams "THANK YOU!" and hugs Tommy Drake, who definitely looks put out…)

Eric Moreau- Hate to interrupt a Kodak moment here, but we've got another incomer!

(No music plays, but Damien Cross steps out onto the monorail platform)

(Cross makes his way towards the food court, looking anxiously as security comes by dragging an unconscious Tyler Kraft)

Eric Moreau- You gotta bet he's wondering how the guy coming in right before him could end up looking like that so quickly.

Dan Pollaski- Oh give me a fucking break. I'm surprised Drake doesn't just tap out.. that has to be humiliating.

Dan Pollaski- Well, whatever kind of nuts they are, that couldn't have felt good!

Dan Pollaski- Well, what can I say? Treehugger won't need testicles anyways, since we all know he takes it up the…

(Cage grabs Twister, and throws him over the Taco Time counter, Twister colliding with Devins and both men collapsing on top of Book Worm in a heap. No pins though, as Cage picks up a register, and throws it over the counter, barely missing Devins' head)

Eric Moreau- Cage just keeps getting more and more vicious as this match goes on.

Dan Pollaski- HE's like a great white shark attracted by the scent of blood in the water.

(Damien Cross enters the Food Court, and makes a beeline for SyNn, who's kicking away at Archer. The Alliance's most miserable man merely turns around, however, and…)

Eric Moreau- And Cross joins The Numerator, Tim Johnson, Logan, and Tyler Kraft as the wrestlers who didn't even go two minutes!

Dan Pollaski- Though keep in mind Johnson and Logan were both ambushed from the Bushes…

(SyNn stands up, looking down at Cross. However, before he can do anythign else, Archer reaches up, and rolls SyNn up in a schoolboy!)

Eric Moreau- Wow.. just as SyNn was looking good… but Archer capitalized with that cheap elimination!

Dan Pollaski- To be honest, there was nothing cheap about it… SyNn let a high moment make him lose his focus, and now he's done for the day!

(SyNn, looking rather disgruntled, walks out of the Food Court, the bystanders giving him an ovation.)

Eric Moreau- Well, you gotta admit, he wrestled a hell of a fight.

Dan Pollaski- SyNn took three people out before he himself was out, but this fight goes on!

(Spy, noticing that Corey is still down, head bleeding, begins to climb up on one of the tables.)

Dan Pollaski- And to top it all off, Spy's FLATTENED as Cage picks up a whole TABLE and drops it on him!

Eric Moreau- I think Cage saw the move coming, and that was intended for both Spy and Corey!

Eric Moreau- Smart move by Cage.. had he been a bit luckier, he might have gotten Corey too.

Dan Pollaski- Spy's leaving with two eliminations, and he's the twenty-fourth man out of this match!

Eric Moreau- And that leaves just seven men left in this, as we've had four more eliminations in quick sucsession!

Dan Pollaski- Well, here's someone to partially fill the gap… another wrestler coming in!

Dan Pollaski- He's the thirty-second man into the battle in Seattle!

(As "Phat Bass" by the Warp Brothers continues to play, Twoey comes out to a large amount of cheers, and he quickly makes his way towards the food court.)

Eric Moreau- Look at the destruction we caused in the food court… three restaurants have been totalled, not to mention a few tables lie in pieces as well!

Dan Pollaski- And it seems to me that the pack is heading towards the exit.

(Cage has picked up Corey, and is beating on him, and Archer and Drake are going at it. Devins practically falls over the counter of Taco Time, as Thompson and Book Worm are just getting to their feet in the restaurant.)

Eric Moreau- It's a freaking train wreck! We're over an hour into this match, and we've left a swath of destruction throughout Seattle Center!

(Cage picks up Corey in a football-style tackle, and runs the Nightbringer hard into the wall. Cage then fires away with lefts and rights to Corey's midsection.)

Dan Pollaski- This match is seperating the men from those that just wanna play `rasslin', and you can definitely tell that both the Nightbringer Ryan Corey and Kevin Cage have come here to play for keeps!

Eric Moreau- Damn right, they have eight eliminations between them, not to mention, nearly two hours of combined ring time!

(Cage finally lets Corey go, and the Nightbringer drops to the ground, holding his stomach in pain.)

Dan Pollaski- Indeed, Corey was the first in, and he's done phenomenally… of course, we also have Devins, who came in sixth, and Cage, who came in Seventh, still slugging away in this. And SyNn and Dragon Jones were just eliminated, and they came in eighth and ninth, respectively!

Dan Pollaski- And Corey still ticks on, as we draw ever closer and closer to knowing who will be facing Lennox at Summer Games.

(Drake Charge at Archer, but Rune dodges, and Tommy runs into the exit door, nearly knocking it off its hinges.)

Dan Pollaski- Well… you got Vinny Mara, the longtime CCW champion, not to mention the other halves of both Snap Shot and the WhirlyBirdz. Chilli, the first Summer Games Champion, is also someone you're gonna have to watch out for. Then there's Helga… I'll be surprised if anyone can bring that behemoth down.

(Drake turns around, but into an Archer front kick, and him stumbling back this time does cause the door to leave its hinges.)

Eric Moreau- SO there's definitely a few good contenders in the final eighteen wrestlers.

(Twooey runs into the food court, and immediately goes after Devins with a flurry of punches. Devins tries to fight back, but Twooey's too fresh and fast for him.)

Eric Moreau- Look at Twoey go… though for all we know, there might be another whole hour left in this match!

Dan Pollaski- It might go that way… but its going to go at least another forty minutes, so everyone better pace themselves!

(The Book Worm nabs Twister from behind, going for the sleeper hold, but Twister manages to judo toss him over the counter.)

(Twister responds with a kick to the Book Worms back, before covering)

Dan Pollaski- Damn… surprised the Book Worm isn't screaming "Uncle" just yet.

(Salensky steps out onto the platform, and begins to climb down the stairs towards the food court.)

(Archer and Drake's brawl has spilled outside the back of the food court building, Drake rolling down a handicapped ramp after a few Archer punches. Archer follows with a few kicks.)

Eric Moreau- Damn.. has Rune Archer used a weapon this entire match?

(Out through the busted door flies Cage, courtesy of a Ryan Corey hiptoss reversal. Cage gets to his knees, only for Corey to charge out of the door, delivering a baseball slide to the midsection.)

Eric Moreau- Risky move for the Nightbringer… he coulda skinned all the flesh of his knees with that.

Dan Pollaski- Though I'd say Cage took the full amount of pain there.

Eric Moreau- We've seen it over and over, but it still looks nasty everytime there's a slam on the concrete ground.

Dan Pollaski - Indeed.. w'ere still gonna be lucky to see everyone escape this without a serious injury.

(Twister is next through the door, dragging a half conscious Book Worm with him)

Eric Moreau- Worm really hasn't been looking too hot since Devins poured grease all over him.

(Back inside, Twooey has dragged Devins over to the doors, but Devins has stopped him with a shoulder block, doubling Twoey over. Devins rolls it in a small package…)

(Twoey gets back to his feet, and knees Devins in the gut. This time its Devins who doubles over, and Twoey plants him to the ground with a facebuster.)

Dan Pollaski- Its back and forth between Twoey and Devins right now!

(Twoey rolls Devins over for the cover, but he's promptly attacked from behind by Salensky. Salensky grabs TTT, going for The Seventh Sign, but Twoey blocks it, and escapes the hold.)

Dan Pollaski- And that's the halfway point, folks! Twenty five down, twenty-five left!

Dan Pollaski- Looks like this is Chris Cyclone, making his WWA Debut!

(Cyclone tears off towards the fray. Over in the chaos, Devins and Twoey have finally left the food court, joining the others in brawling outside.)

Dan Pollaski- If its that big building over there… that would be Key Arena, home of the Seattle Supersonics, and Thunderbirds!

(Book Worm looks to have had enough, as Twister merely picks him up…)

Eric Moreau- Just a reminder though, Book Worms been through hell and high water here…

Eric Moreau- Surprisingly good performance by the Book Worm today, but it wasn't meant to be.

(Archer holds Drake in a side headlock, but Drake shoves him away, into a tree. But Archer grabs the tree, using his momentum to swing around the tree like it's a pole and kick Drake square in the chest)

(Drake stumbles back, before charging, but Archer hits a Samoan drop.)

Eric Moreau- Good thing that was on grass, that coulda killed Drake otherwise.)

(Corey holds Cage in a hammer lock, before hitting a hammerlock suplex. Cage rolls onto his front though, avoding a cover, so Corey tries for a chickenwing. But Cage manages to reverse out of it, and send Corey over in an armdrag)

Dan Pollaski- Funny… I've always considered Cage more of a brawler, but he has definitely shown a technical side here today.

Eric Moreau- Surprising, especially in a match that caters to brawlers.

(Twoey lands a few more punches to Devins head, before tossing him over a park bench. Twoey quickly runs to the bench, jumping on the back, and flying off with a legdrop.)

(Chris Cyclone arrives on the scene. He tells Twoey something, and Twoey holds Devins in a back breaker. Cyclone jumps up on the park bench and flies off with another leg drop.)

Dan Pollaski- Actually, that's what these newer guys need to do.. work on getting the guys who have been in forever out of here. If they're not dead by now, nothings gonna kill em.

Eric Moreau- Even that bit of double teaming isn't enough to put Devins away.

(Twoey and Cyclone bring Devins to his feet again, hitting a double DDT.)

Dan Pollaski- Lets see how well the CCW superstar can rebound from his loss to Dragon Jones in a trout on a pole match!

(Cyclone and Twoey both whip Devins into the wall of the Key Arena. Devins hits face first, and stumbles back. Both men then charge Devins, hitting a double bulldog.)

Dan Pollaski- The way those two are going, they may just get Devins!

(No sooner than they get up than Cyclone and Twoey lock up, Trance hitting an armdrag takedown.)

Eric Moreau- Stupid stupid stupid. They shoulda worked together, instead of drifting apart.

(Archer also whips Drake into the wall of the Key, but Drake reverses it, so that Archer goes in face first instead. Archer ducks a back lariat from Drake however, and Drake himself nearly runs into the building.)

Eric Moreau- You know… that's a glass front… I hope we don't have another case of someone throwing someone through the window…

(As Drake turns around and hits a lariat on Archer, a pair of automatic doors swing open.)

(Kevin Cage thumbs Ryan Corey in the eye, before grabbing him by the hair…)

(Chase arrives on the scene, heading immediately for Thompson. Terrence fights back with a few elbows, before dropping Chase with a DDT)

Dan Pollaski- So it looks like were about to enter Key Arena here…

(Archer and Drake brawl their way in through the doors, as Cage climbs through the window, Twister and Chase following.)

Dan Pollaski- Good thing the Seattle Storm are on the road today.. that could be messy…

Eric Moreau- Yeah… it would just SUCK if we accidentally entered those locker rooms.

(Devins scrambles through the doors, getting out of the way of Cyclone and Twoey as they stumble in. Cyclone hits a drop toe hold, before dragging Twoey through the doors as well.)

Dan Pollaski- It's the longtime CCW Heavyweight champion… VINNY MARA!

(Warren Chase charges at Thompson, who dodges out of the way, and Chase plows into a wall of television screens. Thompson grabs chase by the back of the neck, and throws him into the wall again.)

Eric Moreau- Chase really isn't off to a good start here, is he?

(Corey goes to work on Cages legs with a legbar, but Cage refuses to tap to it. Corey tries to stregnthen the hold, but its to no avail.)

Eric Moreau- Have you noticed just how much of this match has had these two going at each others throats?

Dan Pollaski- Yup, if they didn't hate each other before this match, I bet they are going to afterwards!

(Finally, Corey releases the hold, but as Cage tries to get up, the Nightbringer nails a dragon screw)

Eric Moreau- I gotta give Corey credit, he's shown a hell of a technical side.

Dan Pollaski- And he's got the head of a hardcore wrestler, if he's not crying for his mother by now.

(Rune goes for a Tiger Suplex, but Drake flips over, but Drake elbows his way out of a full nelson. Drake turns around, but Rune catches him with a kick to the gut, and hits an evenflow DDT.)

(Trancey backs Cyclone up to a trashcan, before hitting a neckbreaker, folding the debutante back over the can.)

Eric Moreau- That coulda broken Chris Cyclones back… not that I'd have minded… don't even know who the hell he is!

(Twoey stomps on Cyclones for a couple of times, before going for a miristral cradle. However, before he can execute it, Devins clubs him from behind.)

(Devins kicks the lid off the garbage can, and tosses Twoey headfirst into the garbage can.)

Dan Pollaski- Blah…can't smell any worse than the raves he goes to.

(…but Mara comes charging into the fray, spearing Devins, and driving him into a Sony Playstation display!)

Eric Moreau- Mara said he was going to go for Devins, and he's making good on his word!

(Mara rams Devins head into the PlayStation display case, breaking the case. He lifts the PlayStation out, and brings it down on Devins' head!)

(Mara grabs the cords for the PS2,and begins to strangle Devins with it…)

Eric Moreau- This newcomers made a huge dent in the SSW, and he's looking to make a dent in the BiS!

(Back in Key Arena, Vinny Mara continues to pound away on Devins. Picking him up by the hair, Mara drags Devins to the entrance to the arena, before flinging Devins…)

(Devins stops halfway down the aisle stairs, and Mara runs down the stairs, kicking Devins the rest of the way down onto the floor, which has been set up for basketball.)

Dan Pollaski- Wow, we haven't had a fight this good on a basketball court since Dennis Rodman retired.

(The other wrestlers brawl their way down the stairs, Drake charging at Archer again, Archer nailing a back body drop.)

(Chris Cyclone and TTT are the last ones into the actual arena, Twoey still headfirst in the garbage can. Cyclone shoves the incapacitated wrestler down, and with a smirk, rolls Twoey down the stairs)

Eric Moreau- And it looks like Cyclone might be getting a strike!

(Chase manages to dive over Twoey as he rolls by him, but The rest are all either ran over or knocked aside by the careening garbage can)

(Twoey hits the bottom, and rolls to a stop. Twister, Drake, Archer, Corey, and Cage all more or less slide their way down to the floor as well, in a heap. Chase charges up the stairs, taking Cyclone out with a takedown, and punching.)

Dan Pollaski- Christ… first offensive move that Warren Chase has done all match!

As half the wrestlers try to struggle to their feet, Black Star arrives on the scene, slowly climbing down the stairs, stepping over the Chase-Cyclone brawl. In a burst of speed, Star jumps on a railing, leaping out of the bleachers…)

(Black Star stumbles to his feet, bringing Drake up, and back down with an overhead suplex)

Dan Pollaski- Well, looks like Entrant number thirty-eight is coming in!

Dan Pollaski- The sinister Chilli is the next man into this battle royal, and he's hot!

(Payable on Death's "Boom" continues to play as Chilli comes running full tilt out of the monorail station, straight for the Key)

(Black Star drags Drake up again and hits him with a Butterfly Suplex, before going for a cover)

(Black Star instead tries for a figure-four leglock, but Drake powers out of it, kicking Black Star in the head, before kipping to his feet.)

(Twister gets to a knee, but he's hit with a double-axehandle from Ryan Corey. Corey lands another double-axehandle, before standing up and delivering an elbow drop.)

Dan Pollaski- That little bowling escapade by Twoey and Cyclone sure have shaken up things a bit!

(Cage and Archer both get to their feet, exchanging blows. Archer dodges a few wild swings from Kevin, however, and counters with a firemens takeover.)

(Cage immediately gets back to his feet, but he's met with an enziguri, and Cage goes crashing back to the hardwood floor.)

Dan Pollaski- There's really not much give in hardwood floor, is there?

Eric Moreau- Nope… could be worse… they could have had it set up for hockey.

(Over at the edge of the arena, Devins has reversed a few punches from Mara, and now has him in a half nelson)

Dan Pollaski- Vinnie's attempt at revenge on Devins, seemingly stopped short.

(Nearby, Two Trancey Twoey finally angrily extracts himself from the trash can. Furious, he picks up the can, throwing it at Devins..)

(Devins flops to the floor as the heavy can collides with his head. Mara grins at his sudden reversal of fortune, and he grabs Devins' arm, placing it between the seat and back of one of the stadium chairs. With an evil grin rivaling his victims, Mara raises the seat….)

Eric Moreau- Wow, that was a painful reversal of fortune for Mr. Devins.

(Chilli comes running into arena, taking the steps two at a time. He pauses just a moment to kick Warren Chase in the head, before running down to the arena floor.)

(Chilli picks up Twister, before nailing him in the head with a punch, then grabbing Ryan Corey, and flinging him into the nearest basketball hoop.)

(Chilli charges at Twoey, nailing him in the head with a clothesline.)

(Twoey tries to cover up, but Chilli continues to rain down the blows upon him.)

Eric Moreau- That's funny… I thought he dressed in red overalls…

(As Puff Daddy's "Come Wit Me" continues to play, Mario swaggers out of the monorail station, heading for the arena)

Dan Pollaski- Mario without his boss, Don Vito… but I don't think it matters.. this guy is built!

(Back in the arena, Chilli is working over Twoey with punches and kicks, driving the smaller man into the ground)

Eric Moreau- Chilli's not wasting any time here. He's a former world champion, and you can be damn sure he's ready to taste that belt again!

Dan Pollaski- And that got a bit of blood on the court! Its funny, in basketball, if you bleed, you're taken off… here… bleeding just means you're in the game!

(Mara clubs Devins with his elbow a couple of times, before he drags Jake to his feet. Vinny wrenches Devin's arm, and flashes with a kick to Devins' face, sending the Assassin stumbling back. Devins recovers, and charges at Mara, who hits a spinning spinebuster)

Dan Pollaski- Excellent offense by Mara, he's really taking it to Devins.

Eric Moreau- Though I can't see Devins being ready to go down to him just yet!

(Warren Chase stumbles to his feet, holding his busted lip from Chilli's kick. Cyclone is ready for him, though, and he kicks Chase in the gut…)

Dan Pollaski- And I think that blow on the concrete steps has knocked Warren Chase right out!

Eric Moreau- Disappointing day for chase, as he's now the twenty-seventh man out of this match!

(Cyclone gets up, to his feet, but is shunted aside as Mario comes into the arena, moving quickly towards the mass of people down on the basketball court. Meanwhile, Corey is slowly crawling his way up, using the basketball pole as guidance. Twister lines him up, and takes him down with a shoulder tackle)

Dan Pollaski- Twister seems to have rebounded rather nicely from Chilli's rampage.

Eric Moreau- Yeah, well, he just got punched. Corey got thrown into a heavy metal object.

(Twister takes Corey down again with a German suplex, before going for the cover)

Eric Moreau- I'm starting to wonder if there will ever be enough to take out the Nightbringer.

(Mario hits the bottom, and immediately goes for Vinny Mara, double teaming with Jake Devins. The two hook Rune up, and hit a double stalling brainbuster.)

Dan Pollaski- Devins had the advantage, but Mario's pesence did much to mess that up.

(Blackstar overtakes Tommy Drake with a hip toss, applying a sleeper hold in the process.)

Dan Pollaski- Despite the brawling nature of this match, we really do have some quality technical wrestlers in this.

Eric Moreau- You're right on that, Corey, Archer and Black Star are all prime examples.

(Speaking of Archer, he's still trying to get a submission hold on Cage, but Cage keeps managing to break out of it.)

Dan Pollaski- Although it seems to me sometimes you just need to take their head off with a good chair.

Dan Pollaski- The monorail is in, and that means just ten more entrants to go!

(Reynolds steps out onto the monorail, and begins to make his way towards Key Arena)

(In the arena, Corey's turned the tables on Thompson, as he's kneeing the Twister in the gut.)

(Corey dismantles Twister with an overhead suplex, before going for the cover)

(Devins and Mario have now given Vinny a thorough thrashing. They connect a double spinebuster, and Mario places his foot on Mara's throat, choking him, while Devins stomps on his knee)

Eric Moreau- Quite a vicious streak these two have… Mara's in big trouble.

Dan Pollaski- Indeed, the momentum can swing quickly in these kinds of matches.

(Black Star still has Drake in that sleeper hold, and he's fading fast. Out of Desperation, Drake throws an elbow to Black Stars midsection, focing Star to loosen the hold. Another elbow breaks the hold completely)

Eric Moreau- Drakes trying to get some momentum back, but that Black Star is a solid Technical wrestler!

(Archer continues his work on Cage, going for a dropkick, but Cage blocks it. Cage tries for a running knee strike as Archer gets up, but Rune rolls out of the way, hitting a drop toe hold, sending KC face first to the hardwood floor.)

(Reynolds enters the arena, running down the stairs, by a resting Chris Cyclone. He goes straight for Chilli.)

Eric Moreau- Looks like Chillis' going to have a double team on his hands any minute!

(Chilli shoves Twoey away, however, turning to Reynolds. Chilli raises his boot, and takes Merlin down. Chilli quickly shoves Reynolds head between his legs, before lifting Merlin up…)

Dan Pollaski- Running powerbomb through the basketball announcer's table!

Eric Moreau- He may have been called the "g-crusher", but going by the space he took up in this match, he might as well have been called the "g-string"

(Chilli, grinning broadly, picks himself up, but Twoey runs in from behind, double-axehandling Chilli in the back.)

Dan Pollaski- No rest for the weary. Or even the sadistically evil.

Dan Pollaski- Known for his huge losing streak to the Numerator… Denominator always tries his damnedest, but the Numerator always just seems to come out on top.

Dan Pollaski- He must not want any part in this since the Numerator has already been eliminated!

(Back on the basketball court, Mara, Mario, and Devins have slowly brawled their way to the other end of the court, as have most of the other wrestlers. Mario and Devins grab Vinny, and whip him into the wall.)

(Mara winces in pain, before putting on a burst of stregnth, charging and taking both Devins and Mario's heads off with a clothesline!)

Dan Pollaski- But Mara's got one hell of a never say die attitude!

(Devins rolls away, but Mario tries to get up right in front of Mara… a bit of a mistake…)

Eric Moreau- The ABSOLUTE BREAKER! That's got Mario on the ground clutching his arm!

Eric Moreau- And I haven't seen a guy Tap like that since I saw Riverdance!

(Devins rushes Mara from behind, taking him down in a bulldog. Over in the shattered remains of an announce table, Twoey is slugging away at Chilli, before landing a backspin DDT)

Dan Pollaski- Well, so far, we've fought in an empty basketball arena, a food court, and arcade, an amusement park, and a musuem. God only knows where else this is going to go.

(At the far end of the arena, Archer and Cage are exchanging blows. Cage lands a few good shots, and sends Archer stumbling into the entrance tunnel. Cage follows suit, as does Corey, whos more or less dragging Thompson along.)

Eric Moreau- Looks like we're starting to spill to the slimy, greasy, underside of Key Arena.

Dan Pollaski- Christ, you make it sound as if there's an underground syndicate here or something.

(Thompson starts to fight back with a few punches to the midsection, but Corey ends that quickly with a knee to Twister's head. Over by the wall, Drake has backed Black Star up, thanks to a few elbow thrusts. Black Star manages to shove Drake away though.)

Eric Moreau- This new guy is fairly impressive. He's standing up to Tommy Drake.

(Drake falls into a courtside seat, but Black Star quickly raises him up, climbing up the stairs a short way.)

Eric Moreau- MY GOD! MY GOD! Black Star just hit a diamond dust without even needing a turnbuckle!

Dan Pollaski- Those stairs seemed to be good enough for him, and…)

Eric Moreau- Drake had a hell of a match, but its time for him to go!

(Black Star turns around, only to be smahed in the face by a Chris Cyclone forearm)

Eric Moreau- Drake is the thirtieth man eliminated, and that leaves just eleven guys left in this match!

Dan Pollaski- Soon to be twelve, as here comes another monorail!

Dan Pollaski- Uh oh, brace yourselves, kids! Its PETE VAN COOLSA!

Dan Pollaski- It's the Denominator! He hasn't left this match after all!

Eric Moreau- Nope… seems he just grabbed a chair and had plans to ambush the next guy in.

(Back in the arena, the fight has spilled out into the entrance tunnel. Kevin Cage has found a rack of basketballs, and is throwing them at Archer.)

(Cage's third attempt goes foul, and hits Chilli right in the face.)

Eric Moreau- Except basketballs freaking HURT when they hit you!

(Chilli stumbles around, clutching his nose, which gives Twoey a chance to roll him up…)

(Kevin Cage laughs at the whole ordeal, satisfied that he at least pegged someone…)

Eric Moreau- HA! I don't think Cage thought that Archer was going to throw one back!

Dan Pollaski- That's like the first weapon Rune Archer has used all day… if you could call it a weapon.

(Archer wastes no time moving in on the dazed KC, hitting him with a facebuster.)

(Devins grabs Mara by the back of his neck, and throws Vinny into Archer, knocking them both over. Devins thinks to go after Mara for a second, but decides to go after Cage instead, with a flurry of kicks to the head.)

Dan Pollaski- Looks like Devins wants a bit of a change of victim.

(Cyclone takes Black Star down with a Fisherman's suplex, and goes for the cover…)

(Corey goes for another Suplex on Twister, but Thompson elbows his way out of it, catching Corey in a Side Walk Slam instead.)

Dan Pollaski- Twister and Corey have been going back and forth for a bit.

Dan Pollaski- My God! Coolsa hasn't even been in this match for two minutes, and he's a bloody mess!

(Denominator goes down as the Numerator comes up from behind, delivering a chairshot!)

(The Numerator delivers another chair shot, and throws Coolsa on top of the Denominator!)

Eric Moreau- I don't believe it… The Numerator was eliminated over an hour ago, and he STILL ends up on top against the Denominator!

Dan Pollaski- Its almost like theres a natural law saying the Numerator will always be above the Denominator.

(The door to the monorail opens, and out lumbers the fattest woman any of us has ever seen.)

Dan Pollaski- Its HELGA! Four Hundred and Forty Pounds of pure Russian Elitist Attitude!

(Helga smirks at the dimunitive Coolsa in front of her, before charging.)

Eric Moreau- BEAUTIFUL! Coolsa didn't run… he managed to hit a Monkey Toss, sending Helga flying over that Bench!

Dan Pollaski- Its just like that part in Free Willy when Willy jumps over the Levy!

Eric Moreau- Holy shit! Big Momma might be going back to her House a little sooner than expected!

Eric Moreau- What a display of offensive prowness by Pete Van Coolsa!

Dan Pollaski- Well, it took him long enough, but Pete's finally gonna get to join the main part of the fight!

(Back in Key arena, Chilli has recovered from Cage's basketball antics, and is taking his frustration out on Twoey. Grabbing Twoey by the hair, Chilli throws him…

(Through a stack of crates. Chilli grabs one of the unbroken crates…)

(…bringing it down on Twoey's head. Nearby, Cage and Devins have taken to brawling up on top of a stack of crates. Cage lands a few blows to Devin's head, nearly sending the Assassin off, but Jake hangs on.)

(Twister lands another Sidewalk slam on Ryan Corey, before looking around. Seeing a zamboni at the other end of maintenance area, Twister leaves Corey behind, and begins making his way to the Zamboni)

(Archer has stumbled back to his feet, as has Mara. Archer takes a swing at Vinny, but Vinny dodges, countering with a T-Bone Suplex)

Dan Pollaski- So now only seven more wrestlers have yet to enter… any good ones?

Eric Moreau- Well, theres that stupid tart friend of yours… Wendy.. and Ryan Quinn… not to mention that cool guy from the NEW, the Mariner! Plus, Jayzon Cage, he's a wild one!

Dan Pollaski- I also believe Shockabra, Johnny Young Gunz, and Blade also are yet to come!

(Chris Cyclone continues to work on Black Star with a pretzel armlock, but Black Star seems to be nowhere near to the point of tapping.)

Eric Moreau- The masked wonder from SSW definitely has the endurance…

Eric Moreau- Damn it… I knew she had to come out sooner or later.

Dan Pollaski- Its Wendy Briese! Who.. .might I add, kicked your ass a bit over a month ago.

(U2's "Elevation" continues to play, as Wendy makes her way off towards Key Arena.)

Dan Pollaski- Now that both Birdz are in this… business is about to pick up!

Eric Moreau- Wouldn't be to confident… half the people in this match despise one Bird or another, plus, you got both members of Snap Shot in there as well!

(Back at the key, Pete Van Coolsa's arrived, and he's headed straight for Chilli.)

Dan Pollaski- No surprise there, Coolsa's gone to help his friend.

Eric Moreau- He better be careful. Triple-T and Blue Lightning have had a bit of a friendly rivalry as of late, and a Battle Royal is the perfect opportunity for these "Friendly" rivalries to turn pretty unfriendly.

(Coolsa punches Chilli in the back, and as the former World Champion turns around, PVC lets loose with a flurry of punches.)

Dan Pollaski- Impressive display of martial arts there by Peter Van Coolsa!

(Twister has climbed into the Zamboni, and has somehow managed to start it. With an evil grin, he puts the Zamboni in gear.)

(Twister skillfully drives the zamboni towards the pile of crates under Cage and Devins.)

Dan Pollaski- Twisters about to nail those two with a zamboni! Devins and Cage are gonna get iced!

(Both Cage and Devins lose their balance as the pile crumbles around them. Soon, both men are lying in a heap.)

Eric Moreau- Little Whipper Boy's should consider himself lucky his goody-goody girlfriends still on her way to the arena! She wouldn't have liked that in the least!

(Twister hops up on the front of the Zamboni, running recklessly towards the front…)

(Twister's blind leap costs him, as both Devins and Cage roll out of the way, and Twister lands hard on several broken crates.)

Dan Pollaski- Dammit, Terrence knows to look before you leap! Why the hell did he do that?

(Corey is just getting to his feet, while around him Mara and Archer continue their battle. Mara holds Archer in a headlock, but Rune elbows his way out of it, and spins around, taking Mara down with a heel kick.)

Dan Pollaski- Rune Archer and Vinny Mara, two of the most loved wrestlers in the CCW right now!

Dan Pollaski- Thank God… we don't need any of THAT kind of television!

(Black Star takes a swing at Cyclone, but Chris ducks under the blow, and nails a backslide on BS)

Eric Moreau- Scary moment for Black Star right there, Cyclone nearly had him.

(Wendy runs into the room, and, seeing her boyfriend down, makes an immediate beeline to check on him.)

Dan Pollaski- Dammit! Wendy needs to just kick ass right now, not do this crap!

(That turns out to be a mistake, because as she's checking on Thompson, Devins walks up behind her, grabbing her by the hair.)

Dan Pollaski- NO! Don't cut away to the goddamn monorail! I wanna see what happens!

Eric Moreau- There's more things important than your precious WhirlyBirdz… like the forty-fifth entrant!

Eric Moreau- Why the hell is he being cheered? I thought the Mariner was pretty hated.

(The Mariner calmly walks off towards Key Arena. Back in the maintenance room, Devins has abruptly jerked Wendy to her feet. He spins her around… going for an Assassination…)

(Wendy doubles over from a kick to the gut, and Kevin Cage's clothesline ends up passing harmlessly over her. It does, however, nail Devins right in the face!)

Eric Moreau- Lucky little bitch! He was aiming for Wendy, but he got Devins instead!

Dan Pollaski- I don't mind.. that just saved her ass. I don't think Kevin minds either. So long as he's causing someone physical pain, he's happy.

(Kevin shrugs, and begins stomping away on Devins, as Wendy scrambles to get the hell out of there. Instead, she settles for a sunset flip on a just recovering Corey…)

Eric Moreau- Ryan Corey able to kick out of that one, and we remain having a good dozen wrestlers currently in this matchup!

(Twoey and Coolsa continue their double teaming of Chilli. After a double Suplex, followed by a double DDT, then, TTT sets Chilli up for the Shot Out, while Coolsa climbs a crate.)

(Coolsa grabs Chilli, but as he prepares to leap, the crate collapses beneath them, sending all three wrestlers down in a heap.)

Eric Moreau- OH MY GOD! MY GOD! That crate just gave way under Coolsa… and those three are lucky to be alive!

Dan Pollaski- Dangerous and scary moment here… though its not like we haven't been through a ton of them yet.

(Dazed from several quick rapid fire blows, Black Star stumbles back against the wall. Chris Cyclones sizes him up, before charging…)

(…but Black Star steps out of the way, and Cyclone goes through the door, to the outside!)

(Black Star moves in for the kill, but Cyclone surprises him, rolling him up in a small package.)

Dan Pollaski- Cyclone may have left the building, but he hasn't left the match yet!

(Mara goes for another suplex on Archer, but Rune blocks it, before managing to reverse the hold, and landing a Northern Lights Suplex, bridging for the pin.)

Eric Moreau- Vinny nearly found himself on a plane back to New York.

(The Mariner arrives at the arena, and he immediately goes after Wendy, clotheslining her down, before kicking away at her.)

Dan Pollaski- I think I have a pretty good idea what this is about!

Eric Moreau- If you're talking about the time she-bitch interrupted a fairly entertaining beatdown of Cindy Lakes, I do too!

Dan Pollaski- This seems to be a good time for a lot of people to settle old scores.

Eric Moreau- Now we only have FIVE more people left in this streetfight, so who is this going to be?

(No music plays, but Ryan Quinn steps out onto the monorail platform)

Eric Moreau- Ryan Quinn… one of the dazzling high-flyers of the WWA!

Dan Pollaski- So here's the picture… fourteen wrestlers are currently in this brawl, four have yet to enter, and thirty-two are back at Westlake, crying their eyes out and wondering what the hell went wrong.

Dan Pollaski- You might be right… but then again, both Jayzon Cage and Blade may have what it takes to finish this!

Eric Moreau- I take it you don't have much faith in Shockabra or Gunz

(Outside of Key Arena, Black Star has turned the tables on Cyclone, thanks to a couple of axehandles. Still, Cyclone tries to fight back with a few chops, but Black Star counters with a few stiff kicks to various sections of Cyclone's body.)

(Nearby, Archer and Mara also stumble through the busted door into the daylight as well. Archer whips Mara into a tree, and steps back for a superkick…)

(…but Mara moves out of the way, and Archer just kicks solid Oak.)

Dan Pollaski- Not enough, but Archer has to be near the breaking point. He's now the one who's coming up on the hour mark for time in this match!

Eric Moreau- And that's with Corey, Devins, and Cage already PAST that mark!

(Corey is next through the door, and as he passes through, he grabs Twister, and throws him outside with a snapmare takedown. Corey holds on for a sleeper hold, but Twister judo flips him over to break it up)

Dan Pollaski- Corey and Twister have been getting it on as of late. A good solid match up between the former World Champ and the former Tag Champ.

(Back inside the arena, both members of Snap Shot and Chilli are still in a heap of collapsed crates. Cyclone and Twoey have gotten to a knee, but Chilli is still out cold.)

Eric Moreau- Cyclone and Twoey should consider themselves lucky… they could have broken some bones in that accident.

(Towards the door, Cage has Devins on the ground, and is choking him with his foot. Devins kicks and tries to struggle away, but Cage has it on too tight. In desperation, Devins draws a hammer lying nearby…)

(…connecting with Cage's shin. Cage screams and collapses, clutching his leg. Devins hops up, and Drags Cage outside, lifting up the exit door.)

(Devins holds the exit door over Cage's ankle, before slamming it down…)

Dan Pollaski- Holy shit! That might have just broken Kevin Cage's ankle!

Eric Moreau- Wouldn't be surprised… that looks like a heavy ass door!

(Back inside, the Mariner has forced Wendy into the cockpit of the Zamboni… and has climbed up there himself. He punches Briese in the head a few times, before kicking her in the stomach.)

Dan Pollaski- Holy shit… that's a long way down, Zambonis are a good five to six feet tall!

(The Mariner goes for the Tidal Crush, but Wendy somehow manages to wiggle her way out of it. The momentum, however, sends Mariner falling back, out of the seat of the Zamboni…)

Dan Pollaski- Look at Wendy! She can't believe what she just did.

(Wendy looks down, stunned, before shakily climbing up on top of the Zamboni, much like her boyfriend did a few minutes earlier.)

(Wendy starts to crawl her way towards the door, as Twooey, Pete, and Chilli do likewise)

Eric Moreau- So it must be true. New Yorkers are destined to beat the Mariners every time, right?

Dan Pollaski- Shut the fuck up or I'm turning this entire city loose on your ass when this is over!

Eric Moreau- Well,love to keep up with annoying your ass, but number forty-seven is about to enter!

Dan Pollaski- And this is Blade, one of the Pacific Northwest's biggest stars!

Eric Moreau- That leaves just three guys left to come in… we're getting down to the nitty gritty here!

(Everyone has finally made it outside, including Ryan Quinn, who appears to have gotten lost on the way. Rune Archer, still in pain from his wayward kick, is limping as he and Mara lock up. Mara's too quick for him, though, and he puts Rune back down with a shinbreaker)

Dan Pollaski- Smart move by Vinny Mara there. Going for Rune Archer's shin.

Eric Moreau- Indeed, Archer kicking that tree may have been the beginning of the end for him.

(Mara goes for a figure four leglock, but Rune manages to kick him away with his good leg)

Dan Pollaski- Had Mara got that on, this would have been one quick ending!

(Quinn goes immediately after Coolsa, taking him down with a flying axekick.)

Dan Pollaski- That's true, Quinn really can take to the skies, should he desire to.

Eric Moreau- Like Hell I know… you seattle-ites must enjoy cheering for no reason.

(Quinn throws a front kick, but Coolsa catches the leg. Ryan tries for an enziguri, but PVC dodges, flipping him over, and nailing a dragon screw.)

Eric Moreau- But you gotta remember, Pete isn't named Blue Lightning for his flashy style.

Dan Pollaski- Actually… he is.. but you're right to say the little guy has speed.

(Pete goes for a cover, but Quinn catches his arm, taking him over with an armdrag takedown.)

Eric Moreau- Wow! These guys are pulling reversals out of their asses!

(Twoey, without PVC to double team Chilli, now finds his hands full. Chilli lets go with a wild chop to TTT's chest, sending Twoey reeling back in pain. TTT tries to recover, but Chilli levels him with a clothesline.)

Dan Pollaski- Too Trancey Twoey not having it so easy now that Petes not there to double team with him.

(Devins jabs Cage in the eye, sending the bigger man stumbling back. Devins charges forward, leveling KC with a big boot.)

Dan Pollaski- And once again this fight seems to be mobile. They're heading for that huge fountain over there.

(Blackstar currently has Cyclone in a combination Hammerlock, Dragon sleeper, but as Blade comes running into the fray, he accidently knocks Blackstar, forcing the masked man to lose his balance, breaking the hold.)

Eric Moreau- And that's gotta leave Black Star wondering… "who was that unmasked man?"

(Blade immediately sets upon Wendy Briese, kneeing her in the chest.)

Dan Pollaski- Wendy took too much out of herself in her first few minutes, and now she's in trouble.

Eric Moreau- Are you gonna ask me that every time someone new comes out?

(Jayzon Cage makes his way towards the fountain. Back over at the fountain, Black Star goes for a suplex, but Cyclone elbows his way out of it. Black Star stumbles back, and with a turn and a dropkick, Cyclone sends him tumbling into the fountain.)

Eric Moreau- Just like the water ride earlier, its always nice to take a nice breather…

Dan Pollaski- Yeah, and this water doesn't even have that goddamn chlorine!

(Cyclone grabs Black Star by the hair, and drags him over to one of the water jets, sticking his face into it.)

Eric Moreau- Oh god! Mask or no mask, a jet of water like that to the face has to sting!

(Blade and Coolsa look at each other, and nod. Grabbing Wendy and Quinn, respectively, the two whip their victims towards eachother…)

(But Quinn ducks, and Wendy leapfrogs over him. Wendy uses her momentum to leap high into the air, taking down PVC with a dropkick. Quinn, on the other hand, ducks a Blade clothesline, manuevering behind him…)

Dan Pollaski- My God! Ryan Quinn just drove Blade into the ground!

(Corey tries for another submission on Terrence, but Thompson kicks him away. Corey moves in again, but Thompson nails a side walk slam.)

(Mara continues to work on Archer's damaged shin, first hitting another shinbreaker, and then landing a few kicks to it.)

Dan Pollaski- Mara's smart, focusing on Archer's injurly like that.

(Devins drags Cage over to the fountain base, and rams his head into the brick foundation over and over again. Finally, he begins dragging Kevin facefirst along the bricks.)

Dan Pollaski- Not a single wrestler here without some form of a cut, bruise, or scrape.

(Chilli has beaten Twoey to his knees when he sees Cage cockily walking in. With a smile, Chilli drops Twoey, walks over to Cage, who leaps for a crossbody takedown. But Chilli catches him, inverts him, and nails a piledriver onto the concrete!)

Eric Moreau- Look at Cage's spine fold up like an accordion from that!

(Twoey, however, takes advantage of the diversion to bulldog Chilli into the concrete himself)

Eric Moreau- And now only one more entrant left in this field, and we all know who it is!

(Twoey grinds Chilli's head into the sidewalk before throwing the larger man into a tree.)

Eric Moreau- Things are heating up here… we're really coming down to the nitty gritty.

Dan Pollaski- Yeah, and this fight's moving towards that parking lot over there!

(Twister hits a DDT on Corey, before bringing him back up, and hitting another)

(Wendy takes down PVC with a snap suplex, before going for a surfboard.)

Dan Pollaski- Wendy Briese, one hell of a submissionist, is doing what she does best!

(PVC refuses to tap, and Wendy tightens the hold. Finally though, Wendy releases, realizing its getting nowhere, and as Blue Lightning tries to get up, Wendy brings him back down with a flipping neckbreaker.)

Eric Moreau- The two tiniest wrestlers in this field are going at it right there!

(Devins and Cage are the first into the parking lot. With a sick Grin, Devins throws Cage into a Dodge Viper, setting off the alarm. Devins then picks Cage up, rolling him onto the hood. Devins then hits a Jacknife Powerbomb…)

Dan Pollaski- Holy shit! I think that Damaged the Viper more than it damaged Cage!

(Mara continues to stomp away on Archer's leg, Archer trying to protect his injured shin as best he could)

Eric Moreau- Archer in big trouble now. Every one of those stomps is getting more and more damaging to Archers leg!

(Both sopping wet, Chris Cyclone and Black Star are exchanging blows in the parking lot, sending water flying everywhere. BlackStar nails a couple good punches on Cyclone, sending Chris reeling back. However, before Star can capitalize, he's ambushed from behind by Quinn)

Dan Pollaski- Quinn, fresh off of taking out Blade, sets to work on Black Star!

(Cyclone recovers, and starts to help Quinn, but dives out of the way of a charging Shockabra…)

Eric Moreau- JESUS! Shockabra was going so fast he plowed right through the windshield of that Volkswagon.

Dan Pollaski- Good thing it was a european car, and so cheap the windows broke easily. That coulda killed Shockabra otherwise.

Dan Pollaski- Well, here comes that worthless nephew of the Don Vito… Johnny Young Gunz!

(As Puff Daddy's "Come With Me" continues to play, JYG makes his way towards the fight)

Dan Pollaski- Well, that's it! All fifty wrestlers have entered!

(Devins throws Cage out of the parking lot, and looks up at the giant imposing figure in front of him.)

Dan Pollaski- Well, looks like this is where its gonna end folks. After over an hour and a half of battling, we have arrived at the Space Needle.

(Devins shrugs, and kicks Cage a couple of times in the stomach. Over at the base of the needle, Twister has backed Corey into the base. He throws a few punches, but Corey moves out of the way, and Twister punches the metal.)

(Twister holds his injured hand, and Corey levels him with a clothesline.)

Eric Moreau- You have to give all these guys credit. They've made it this far, to the end. No more additions to this match.

(Nearby, Wendy is frantically trying to dodge the kicks of PVC as he throws them at her.)

Dan Pollaski- Wendy's quick, but she's no martial artist. Petes also fast, and his six fisted style or whatever probably stings like a bitch!

(Finally, Wendy zigs when she should have zagged, and Pete catches her with a flurry of kicks. Wendy goes down, and Pete accents his attack with a leg drop.)

Eric Moreau- Pete Van Coolsa looking at taking out both women in this match. If he does that, we might have to change his nickname to the Lady Killer!

Dan Pollaski- You know as well as I that despite Wendy's cute appearance and non-confrontational demeanor, she's one tough cookie!

(Rune shoves Mara against the base of the needle, still hopping on one leg. Rune lines Mara up, before charging…)

Eric Moreau- Vinny Mara moves out of the way, and take another price of a window out of the WWA's general fund!

Dan Pollaski- Wow, we might actually end this INSIDE the space needle!

(Mara leaps out of the way as Twoey throws Chilli through the shattered window, following up with a running kick to Chilli's head.)

(With Shockabra gone, Cyclone turns back to Black Star. Quinn lifts Black Star up, in a hanging vertical Suplex, and suplexes Black Star right onto Cyclone's knee.)

Dan Pollaski- Whoah, vicious double team there by Quinn and Cyclone.

(Cyclone rolls Star over for the cover, but he's caught with a heel kick by Quinn, and goes down.)

Eric Moreau- Dummies! They should have worked together to get rid of Black Star, THEN fought amongst themselves.

(Cyclone kips up, and he and Quinn begin to exchange blows, as Black Star, rubbing his back, gets to a knee.)

(Young Gunz comes running up with a knee to BlackStar's head, but Black Star dodges out of the way.)

(Young Gunz goes for a kick, but Black Star catches his foot, turning it into a Dragon Screw.)

Dan Pollaski- Well, now that THAT'S all out of the way… we still have thirteen guys left, and I can see most of them pulling this off!

(Devins drags Cage to the broken glass in the side of the needle's entrance, throwing him in. Devins follows, making sure to punch Cage in the head several times.)

Eric Moreau- Now that's six men in the lobby of the Needle, and seven brawling outside!

(Twister and Corey now at the broken glass, Twister punching Corey in the head, stumbling back. Corey trips on a loose piece, and stumbles back through the window. As he does, Twister dashes forward, nailing NRC with a spear)

Eric Moreau- That's EIGHT guys now in the lobby… who knows where this match might go!

(Still outside, PVC is working over Wendy with a few armbars. He tries for another punching combination, but Wendy manages to back away. Coolsa moves in, but Wendy hits an armdrag, sending him over.)

(Mara pulls up Archer, looking for a piledriver, but Archer stands up, sending Mara tumbling over him to the lobby floor.)

Eric Moreau- Too soon? Rune's been getting the shit beaten out of him for a fucking Hour! How can you say "too soon?"

(Twoey picks Chilli up, and goes for the Come-Down, but Chilli blocks it)

Dan Pollaski- Looks like Triple-T has some problems taking the much larger Chilli down.

(Twoey moves back in, but he's kicked in the gut, and taken down with an Evenflow DDT, right onto the shards of the broken window!)

Dan Pollaski- And that just leaves a dozen battered men left beating the shit out of each other.

(Chilly stands up, but the brawl between Devins and Cages shunts him into the elevator. He tries to step out, but NRC, courtesy of a throw from Twister, knocks him against the windowed wall. Twister follows in, as does Cage, Mara, Archer, and Devins)

Dan Pollaski- Waitasec, did we just have seven guys pile into the Space Needle elevator?

(The elevator door closes, trapping all seven men in side. Not that they care, they're still beating the crap out of each other.)

(Back outside, Cyclone and Quinn are still going at it. Quinn fires a right hand to Cyclone's face, then another, sending Cyclone down. Black Star runs up behind Quinn, though, and bulldogs him on top of Cyclone, their heads colliding!)

(Black Star picks both Quinn and Cyclone up, and holds them both in a headlock, before taking them down with a double-DDT.)

Eric Moreau- Damn… normally you see two guys DDTing one guy… but that's just the opposite!

Dan Pollaski- Oh Dear God that Superkick just took Chris Cyclone's head off!

(Black Star quickly gets to his feet, now sizing up Quinn the same way he did to Cyclone.)

Dan Pollaski- Quinn had that scouted, and now he's turned the tables!

Eric Moreau- But Black Star's tables haven't turned completely over, yet!

(Up on the second level the elevator opens, and the seven wrestlers who crammed themselves into the elevator come spilling out. Devins yanks Twister by his hair, throwing him into a rack of postcards)

Dan Pollaski- Its not, its that little platform about fifty feet above the ground.

(Twister tries to get up, but Devins grabs the rack of postcards…)

(Nearby, Chilli and Cage are double Teaming Corey. They both rifle off punch after punch at NRC's head, before Cages grabs Corey's arms, and Chilli his feet. With a swing to build up momentum, they heave Corey into a shelf of Mt. St. Helens Ash Sculptures.)

Dan Pollaski- Careful! Those sculptures are Northwest treasures made from genuine Mt. St. Helens ash!

Eric Moreau- Bah, they're probably really made at a gravel pit in Venezuela so you can sell them to gullible tourists!

(Cage and Chilli pick drag Corey from the pile of fractured ash sculptures, and throw him into a rack of coffee cups)

Eric Moreau- Well, I think we just ruined the Washington State Tourism industry!

(Back on the ground level, Pete and Wendy have fought over to the broken window. Pete throws a few punches, but Wendy blocks them. Pete shoves Wendy away, giving him room, but Wendy surprises him by charging in…)

(Instead of covering, Wendy places Coolsa in a spinning toe hold, before grabbing his arms, and leaning back, so that Coolsa is suspended above her in a Mexican Surfboard)

Eric Moreau- Its that goddamned Updraft, and she's got it locked on tight!

(Coolsa struggles to get out of it, but Wendy has the hold locked on too tight, and its only a few minutes before he gives his submission.)

(Wendy lets go, and moves to get up, but she's trampled underfoot as Black Star and Ryan Quinn pass over her, fiercely exchanging blows.)

Eric Moreau- Both members of Snap Shot now gone, and that just leaves ten wrestlers!

(Up in the gift shop, Archer has Mara in a full nelson, but a kick to the shins gets Archer to release the hold. Mara turns around, and kicks Archer square in the chest, sending the former Cruiserweight Champion back into a bookshelf.)

(Mara charges with a spear, causing both men to fall into the bookshelf, which sends its contents spilling onto Archer and Mara's heads.)

(Back down on the ground Quinn and Black Star are brawling. As the elevator doors open, Black Star lands enough of a blow to send Quinn flying back into the elevator. Black Star follows in, and Wendy manages to crawl, still in pain from being stepped on, just before the doors close.)

Dan Pollaski- Looks like the last three on the ground are on their way up to the gift shop!

(Twister is groggily getting to his feet, and Devin grabs a giant book. He swings it at Twister, but Twister catches it. Twister kicks Devins in the gut…)

Eric Moreau- Twister went for the Last Lap, but Devins blocked it!

(Devins lands from blocking the Last Lap, and kicks Twister in the gut…)

Dan Pollaski- SHIIIIIIIIT! Erm… I mean… TERRENCE THOMPSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! Fuck fuck fuck fuck…

(Devins stands up, gloating to himself. Nearby, Chilli and Cage continue to double team Corey, stomping away on him. But NRC cleverly reaches out, and grabs Cage's ankles, knocking him off his feet to the floor.)

Dan Pollaski- Clever move to get Cage out of the picture, but he's still being pummeled!

Eric Moreau- I don't know… we could have another person winning from the first slot!

(Mara and Archer are still busy trying to extract themselves from the pile of books. Mara is the first out, and he goes for a Death Valley Driver.)

Dan Pollaski- I don't know if that was intentional, but it had a good side effect!

(The elevator door opens, but before anyone can step off, Devins throws Cage into the car, Cage stumbling and squashing Wendy against the glass.)

Dan Pollaski- Wendy's easily the smallest person in this match now, and she's paying for it!

(Archer walks into the elevator, and Chilli manages to kick Corey inside the car as well. The door closes, and the elevator continues to move upward.)

(Devins shoves Cage against the door, squashing Wendy again. Cage bounces off..)

Eric Moreau- Well, whoda thunk? We have a referee in every goddamn place in the center but the Space Needle elevator.

(The brawling continues as the elevator heads upwards. Finally, the door opens, and all the wrestlers stumble out.)

Eric Moreau- Well, I guess this is where its gonna end. High atop the Space Needle. What the hell is up here anyways?

(Devins and Quinn are now exchanging blows as everyone steps off the elevator. Devins throws Quinn into the glass wall.)

Dan Pollaski- Its only fitting that the winner of this match be decided 600 feet above the ground!

(Devins raises his fist to punch Quinn again, but suddenly the Needle begins to vibrate…)

Dan Pollaski- There's a big air show this weekend… the Blue Angels are the main attraction. I forgot about this… they're making a practice run.

(Up in the Needle, Devins jumps back as four blue streaks scream by the Space Needle. Quinn uses the distraction to roll Devins up in a school boy…)

(Devins gets up immediately, but security forces immediately grab him and thrust him into the elevator before he can take his rage out on anyone.)

Dan Pollaski- Well, by hook or by crook, Jake Devins is out of this match, after a long stay in it.

Eric Moreau- Nice to see they bothered to put a ref on top of the space needle too!

(Chilli punches Cage, sending him stumbling into a table. Chilli grabs Cage's head, and slams it hard into the table, sending several of the place settings to fall to the floor.)

(Towards the middle of the restaurant, Rune has a reverse chinlock on Corey.)

Dan Pollaski- These two have putting on a technical clinic today!

Eric Moreau- Them and Wendy. They should all get together after the show and share their goody-goody tips.

(Corey reverses though, flipping rune over, and Corey applies a spinning toe hold.)

Eric Moreau- BORING! Step one, grab a chair. Step Two swing. Step three…

(Also towards the middle, away from the tables, Black Star is working on Briese. Grabbing her, he hits a Belly to belly suplex, before going for the cover)

(Chilli punches Cage again and again, causing KC to fall back onto the table. Meanwhile, Corey shoves Archer away, but Quinn jumps him from behind. Quinn hits a flurry of blows, but Corey manages to fight back.)

(Quinn swings wildly one too many times, however, and Corey manages to catc him…)

(KC grabs a glass of water off the table and dashes it in Chilli's face. Chilli stumbles back, sputtering, and Cage takes him down with a clothesline.)

Dan Polaski- Another turning of the tables here. But who in the hell is going to win it?

Eric Moreau- Is it the dead-exhausted Ryan Corey, the ever so sadistic Kevin Cage? The Technical wizard Rune Archer? Mysterious Newcomer Black Star? Chaotic Jackass Chilli? Or cute widdle Wendy Briese?

Dan Pollaski- Shit dude. The way you put it… we should make a reality show starring them.

Eric Moreau- We can call it Tough Enough,and make it about six people trying to make it in the wrestling world!

Eric Moreau- Why the hell not… and… why are you looking at me that way?

(Black Star sets Wendy up on a table, before climbing up it himself)

Eric Moreau- Uh oh… Black Star better be careful here! These tables haven't exactly proven themselves to be sturdy…

(Black Star sets Wendy up for a Superplex, but Wendy blocks it. Black Star tries again, but Wendy blocks it again.)

Dan Pollaski- If Black Star lands this… its all over for Briese)

(Wendy manages to wiggle out of the attack, shoving Black Star off the table.)

(Black Star, fuming, gets back up, but Wendy is ready, as she leaps off the table…)

(Wendy gets up, but she stumbles as she does, right into the middle of the Chilli and Kevin Cage brawl)

(Annoyed, both KC and Chilli turn their attention to Wendy. Both men pick her up, and…)

Dan Pollaski- NO WENDY! This is not the fucking time to get into that "you'll have to kill me to pin me mentality!"

(Cage, furious at what just happened, begins to savagely kick Briese over and over again. Chilli, always one for a bit of fun, joins in.)

Eric Moreau- Oh, I see what yiou mean. Oh well, I hope Twister knows a good replacement girlfriend.

(On the other side of the Needle, Corey's got Archer locked up in a figure four. Archer is screaming, but refusing to tap.)

Dan Pollaski- Remember, Archer hurt his shin when he kicked that tree.. the pain there must be excruciating.

Eric Moreau- Hold on! Go back to the other beatdown! I was enjoying that!

(Chilli drags Wendy to her feet this time, Briese on spaghetti legs. Chilli lifts Wendy up, nailing a Death Valley Driver.)

(Now its Chilli's turn to be irate, as he begins stomping on Wendy with everthing he has. He then places his foot across Wendy's throat, standing on one leg so all his weight is placed there.)

Dan Pollaski- My God! He's crushing her windpipe! Somebody stop this!

(Finally, Chilli lets go, and Wendy clutches her throat, gasping for breath. Chilli picks Wendy up…)

Eric Moreau- And there goes another table! We're lucky we're in a restaurant… otherwise these things would be a little scarce!

Eric Moreau- Good thing for her too… she really was gonna get killed in there.

(Before Chilli can get up, Cage flips the next table over onto him and Wendy, shattering more dishes everywhere!)

(The table on top of Chilli, Cage hops up there, and walks around on top, adding more weight to crush Chilli underneath, as EMT's exit the elevator, running and pulling Wendy from the wreckage.)

Dan Pollaski- All that massive weight crushing Chilli underneath.

(Corey drags Archer back up to his feet, firing off a couple more punches)

Eric Moreau- This is the end dude… who do you thinks going to win?

Eric Moreau- Damn! Had Ryan Corey nailed that, who knows what would have happened!

(Corey goes for the Night Driver, but Archer elbows his way out of it. Corey moves in again… but rune quickly gives a kick to the gut…)

Eric Moreau- But what a showing for Ryan Corey! In first, and out forty-seventh! You gotta give that man some credit!

Dan Pollaski- Absolutely, but look how done Corey is! They're gonna have to drag him back to the monorail!

(Archer slowly gets up, heading towards where Cage is still squashing Chilli underneath a table. Archer surprises Cage from behind, hitting a reverse X-factor, holding on for a pin.)

Eric Moreau- Close call there for Cage… would have sucked completely had he been nailed like that!

(Cage and Archer roll off the table, and Cage tries for a shooting takedown. Archer kicks him away however, and as Cage moves in again, Rune nails him with a powerslam!)

(Archer grabs Cage's arm, going for a wrench. Behind him, Chilli extracts himself from the table. He spins rune around, with a kick to the gut.)

Eric Moreau- This is it! This is the final fall! Whoever gets the pin here faces Lennox at Summer Games Four!

Dan Pollaski- I'd give the advantage to Chilli. He's been in a lot less longer, not to mention between the two, he's the only one moving.

Eric Moreau- You'd think all Chilli would need is a big move, and That's going to be it!

(Chilli shoves Cage against the window, and grabs a stack of dinner plates. He sets them up perfectly, and kicks Cage in the gut, going for a DDT!)

(Chilli looks stunned as he picks Kevin Cage up again. He kicks Cage in the gut, but Cage catches his foot. Cage lets go of the foot, before leveling Chilli with a clothesline!)

(Cage sets Chilli up right on top of the shards of broken dishes…)

Dan Pollaski- This battle royal has climaxed with an incredible fight between these two talented atheletes!

(Kevin Cage drags Chilli back to his feet, but Chilli catches him with a shoulder block to the stomach, doubling Kevin over…)

(But Kevin fires off a few desperate punches, and Chilli is forced to let go in mid-run. Cage grabs Chilli, using the momentum from the failed Powerbomb…)

Dan Pollaski- Kevin Cage just reversed the Absolut Powerbomb into a Lights Out DDT! Is it enough!

Dan Pollaski- CHILLI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! THEREFORE, YOUR WINNER, AND GOING ON TO FACE MICHEAL LENNOX AT SUMMER GAMES FOUR…

Dan Pollaski- And with style to boot! Forty nine others tried their damndest… but KEVIN CAGE Will be going home the winner tonight!

(Cage stands up, as the ref raises his arm in the air. But the exhaustions too much, and Kevin collapses back to the floor.)

Eric Moreau- Don't worry… he's fine! But he's the winner! MY GOD! What a match!

Dan Pollaski- Well, that's it… put the Battle in Seattle in the books folks. Man, was it a match!

Eric Moreau- Yup, and I guess we better go, as these damn airplanes seem to be buzzing us again.

Dan Pollaski- And I hope we all learned a valuable lesson today.

Dan Pollaski- I don't know. I thought you might have had something. Oh well, for Eric Moreau, I'm Dan Pollaski, saying goodbye. And thanks for watching!

(Shot to the Blue Angels flying overhead, while Kevin Cage's image fades into the background.)

The Logo: Timm, who did an awesome job considering I asked him to do it in about an hours time.

EVERYONE who RPed for this. I hope this match lived up to your expectations.

ANYONE who bothered to read all 28,000 words of this. And SHAME ON YOU IF YOU SKIPPED TO THE END!

Oh, and Justin and Tim, for allowing me to try this in the first place.