(The lights dim, and "Eye of the Tiger" by Glass Tiger plays on the loud speakers, the WFWA logo appears on the jumbo tron, and explodes into an array of splinters. BSW Rulz appears on the titan tron, and slowly fades away.)
Tom: Ladies and gentleman we are live from London England to bring you the first ever WFWA Pay Per View; Breakdown!
Mark: And we are not going to talk you to death, because we are going to get right into action here!
Tom: With the WFWA Fatal Four Way tag team match!
Mellan Colly & The Infinite Sadness .vs. Chaos .vs. Reign of Pain .vs. 80 Proof
"London England, it's about damn time the Magnificent One and the Maelstrom get a chance to wrestle up in this place. I mean you've heard all the teams in this match talk about this and that but everyone knows that we are the chosen ones and when the smoke clears we'll be leaving this place with the WFWA World Tag Team Titles! Now let's get this thing going and show all them just what wrestling is all about!"
Tom: RoP is here!
("F--- the Police" by Bone plays, and Chaos steps out onto the entrance ramp. Chaos carrying the IWF King of the Streets Title, and Sinister wearing a Frat King T-Shirt.)
Mark: Chaos, looks like they have a difference of opinions.
Tom: What?
Mark: Well, Sinister is in with Jacobs, and Carnage has the IWF hardcore divison after him.
(Mellan Colly and the Infinite Sadness enter the ring, and head to there corner.)
Tom: Well we have three of the tag-teams where the hell is 80 Proof. Wait who's that.
(Sweet Home Alabama starts to play and the three teams looks up the ramp to see where they are. 80 Proof comes out of the crowd and slides in the ring and they double clothesline RoP. They get nailed from behind by Chaos. MIS stomps away on RoP as they are on the mat. The ref forces RoP and MIS out of the ring. Jack Daniels and Carnage are in the ring. They tie up and JD knees him in the midsection then nails him with jawbreaker. JD tags in Mauer. Carnage is back to his feet and he slaps Mellan Colly for a tag. Mauer nails MC with a snap suplex. Mauer picks him up by the hair and tosses him to the ropes. Mauer tries for cross body block, but MC catches him in midair and flips him into an inverted piledriver and nails him and goes for the cover.)
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(Sinister kicks him square in the face. JB comes in and clotheslines Sinister right out of the ring. RoP comes over and start stomping away on Sinister. Carnage comes off the top rope with a slingshot plancha and nails both members of RoP. Sinister grabs a chair and clocks Mauer in the head. Mauer is out. Carnage is holding Hughes and Sinister swings the chair at Hughes but he drops out and Carnage takes the chair.)
Mark: Holy shit Sinister just clocked Carnage with the chair.
(Sinister bends down to check on Carnage and he gets nailed with the bell in the back of the head. In the ring JD has MC in a power bomb position. JB knocks Infinite Sadness off the apron onto the guardrails. JB goes to the top rope and 80 Proof nails there finisher Last Call.)
Tom: 80 Proof with the pin. This could be it.
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Mark: That's it
***The winners of the Fatal Four, 80 Proof***
Tom: RoP is pissed, look at that!
(Mauer is up, and he grabs Sinister, and nails the Mauer Neckbreaker! Hughes is stomping away on Carnage, and RoP slide in the ring, and nail 80 Proof!)
Tom: RoP is pissed, they can't believe what happened!
Mark: Lets get to the back, something is going on back there.
(Cut to back)
(Crippler is sitting in his dressing room, and other BSW wrestlers are sitting with him, talking about something. Hunter Hill closes the door, and forces the camera crew out.)
Mark: BSW is here, and wait a second lets get to the back again!
(Crow enters the building and walks into the new MSS room, and he is nailed with SuperKick!)
Tom: What the hell!
Mark: Look its Kerry Shock from BSW! He just nailed Crow!
Tom: Looks likes BSW is beating on eachother here!
Mark: Lets get back to the ring, its time for the WCeW Heavyweight Title Match!!
Dave Hart .vs. Jake Coleman
Jimmy Colombus: This MATCH is Scheduled for one Fall! IT is for the WCeWHeavyweight CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!! First lets bring in the challenger followedby Stacy Lee and Eric Bischoff THe Leader of the new World order Dave "Hitman" Hart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(ne ne new World order and the theme starts and out walks Dave slowly to thering in the silver and black as he is followed by Stacy and Eric and he rolls into the ring and grabs a microphone)
Dave:You know Jake it's a New Millineum and I am on my way to another WorldTItle VICTORY CAUSE I AM ON MY WAY TO THAT WFWA WORLD TITLE! I am 11 TImeWorld Champ already! Brandon Stein son of Jeff Stein! Brandon you are a 25Time WOrld Champ! One of the best! Now that your nWo You will become more andmore experienced as a key PLAYER! Sorry about your Dad!
(It then shows scenes of Jeff Stein and then the lights go out and musicbegins to play and Jake Coleman comes out holding his belt that he won back from Logan he walks into the ring and shakes the hand of Dave and Dave takes advantage, and the ref rings the bell, Dave hooks the Sharpshooter)
Mark:No WAY! He couldn't hit it that early! NO WAY!!
Tom:He could, Dave is that good!
(Jake is hurting and right in the middle of the ring, he can't break the holdand out runs Lake Storm, HEY He is NeWA International Champion he has the beltin his Hand and he nails Dave in the back of the head and the ref calls forthe bell)
Mark:OH MY GOD LAKE STORM IS HERE!!!!!!
Tom:NO WAY!
(Lake nails Dave and Jake helps him and then music plays as Jake Leaves withLake but Lake nails Jake and says WFWA SUCKS and he leaves with his belt as nWo members come out and help Dave up as they control an assault on Jake and they take some black spray cans and spray nWo on their backs and Jake is outcold, Big Red, Logan Caine, Troy Prep, and Dave along with Eric Bishcoff andStacy Lee leave to their music and Flip the fans off)
Tom:My God! I can't believe it! It's over! It's over! nWo stays but DAVE DIDN't BEAT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mark:WHat is this deal with Lake?
Tom: Don't know. DOnt Care!
Mark:Well lets take a break.
(Music Plays before we goto a break and out comes Dan Benson, THe Asian Champand East Coast Champ, He raises his arms and trash talks and then leaves thering and arena)
Mark:OK now let's goto a break!
Tom:Good Idea!
Mark: Were back, and up next its Denver and Kawasaki for the North American Title!
Tom: This should be good.
Ringannouncer: Ladies and gentlemen this match is for the World Fantasy Wrestling Alliance North American Heavyweight Championship…
(The crowd stands and starts going wild.)
Ringannouncer: First coming to the ring. Weighting in at300lbs. Hailing from Tokyo, Japan…TI KAWASAKI!!!
(As they call out Ti Kawasaki a Ying Yang and then the Japanese Flag with a picture of Ti Kawasaki on the big screen as he walks out with his regional gold while Ti's Japanese Music Plays)
Ringannouncer: And his oppone….
( ATLiens by Outkast starts up s the WFWA Head Booker William Tocci walks out with the North American Heavyweight Championship title over his left shoulder. He walks to the ring and pulls out a mic from his right pants pocket as he climbs into the ring. He straightens himself up and begins to speak.)
William Tocci: Ladies and gentlemen Justin Denver is not here in the arena tonight.
(The crowd becomes stunned as Ti begins to jump up and down happily.)
William Tocci: Now Ti calm down, You will be wrestling here tonight if you want to win this title.
(Ti stops the jumping and stands still with his mouth dropped straight down to the ground. Ti grabs the mic as he starts yelling at Tocci.)
Ti Kawasaki: What the hell are you talking about!!! He’s not here that means I get the title!!!
William Tocci: Ti, you better get your shut up and listen or you can just go to the back and the title will be vacant!!
(The crowd starts chanting out “Ti Ti Ti Ti” as Tocci begins to speak again.)
William Tocci: Now people please calm down and let me finish.
(The crowd starts to go silent as Tocci continues to speak.)
William Tocci: Thank you. Now Ti, I will give you the chance to pick your opponent. Who will it be Ti.
Ti Kawasaki: I want Crow. I want him NOW!!!
(The crowd goes nuts and starts chanting “ Crow sucks, Crow sucks” as the camera pans the arena and you see a sign that says “Crow is a B#$CH!!”. The crowd calms down as Tocci begins to speak again.)
William Tocci: Well TO BAD!!! Your opponent here tonight is none other then One of the Greatest Wrestlers of all time. He is…
(Intergalactic by Beasty Boys starts up as Tocci continues.)
William Tocci: …”The Natural Boy” Dan Benson!!!!
(The crowd goes wild as Dan Benson walks out from behind the curtain and begins to make his way to the ring. He stops and turns around nods his head and turns back and looks at Tocci and nods again.)
William Tocci: Accompanying him to the ring is THE GREATEST HARDCORE WRESTLER in the World…BLOOD BATH!!!
(The crowd erupts as Blood Bath walks out from the curtain and joins Benson in the middle of the ramp. The two men walk to the ring. Blood Bath slides in under the bottom rope and Benson walks up the steps and climbs in between the middle rope. The both walk up to Tocci and shake hands. Blood Bath and Tocci step out of the ring as the ref jumps in. Tocci starts to speak again.)
William Tocci: Have fun Ti…HA HA HA HA!!!
(Tocci sits down by the time keeper and Blood Bath sits next to him as the ref starts the match.)
Ti Kawasaki .vs. Dan Benson
(Both men stare at eachother, until Benson breaks the silence with a right hand to Ti, knocking him to the mat. Benson stomps away, and Ti rolls out to confront Tocci about this impromptu match. Benson comes out, and grabs Ti, and whips him into the ringpost. Benson stomps Ti, and lifts him to his feet and rolls him back in the way. Benson goes to the top rope, but Kawasaki is up, and powerslams Benson off the top rope. Ti picks Benson up off the apron, and whips him to the ropes. Benson comes back, and Ti hits him with a hurricanrana! Ti holds on for the pin!
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*Mark: Ti with an offensive burst!
(Benson is back to his feet, but Ti nails him with a shotgun kick to the midsection. Benson keels over, and Ti executes a swinging neckbreaker! Ti goes to Benson's legs, and drops an elbow to the inside knee area of Benson's right leg. Ti lifts Benson up, and sets him up for a suplex, but Benson blocks, and nails Ti with a skewer DDT! Benson calls for the Shocker, lifts Ti to his feet. Benson grabs Ti, but Ti pushes him off, and Benson crashes hard into the turnbuckle. Ti grabs Benson's head, and runs to the corner, springboarding off, and nailing a bulldog! Ti goes for the cover, but Benson has his foot on the ropes.
*Tom: Good heads up play by Benson, he knew exactly where he was in the ring.
(Benson slowly gets back up, but Ti is there with a short lariat. Ti picks Benson up, but Benson counters with a small package!
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(Benson is up first, and nails Ti with a soccer ball kick to the lower back. Ti moans in pain, as Benson nails him with another. Benson lifts Ti to his feet, and tosses him to the ropes. Benson runs in for a lariat, but Referee Peewee Reese accidently gets in the way, and bumbs Benson just enough to only catch a little bit of Kawasaki, sending him hanging over on the middle rope. Tocci gets up and begins yelling at the ref, and grabs the North American title at the same time. Benson begins talking with the referee as Tocci is overing Kawasaki encouragment. Tocci turns suddenly, and cracks Ti with the North American title! Benson leaves the ref, and rolls Ti up in a small package!)
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***The winner, and new WFWA North American Champion, "The Natural Boy" Dan Benson! 0:14:43***
Mark: I can't believe Benson pulled off the win!
Tom: Cheap shot by Tocci though
(Tocci and Blood Bath slide in beside Benson, and Tocci gives Dan the WFWA North American Title. Benson leans on the ropes, and holds his title out to the crowd.)
Benson: Ladies and Gentleman, WFWA, BSW, whoever the hell else, be ready for a true, Glory Revolution...
Tom: Wow, Dan Benson issuing some statements to the world!
Mark: What is next?
Tom: Well the BSW match was scheduled here, but sanctioning difficulties had to have this match postponed till later.
Mark: Well?
Tom: That means its time for the WFWA World Tag Team Match!
Tom: we have news the Outlaws are talking it up with 80 Proof in the back.
(The camera cuts to the back, and Jimmy Bean and Jack Daniels are talking to the Outlaws. We cannot here what is being said, but the Outlaws hand the belts over to 80 Proof!)
Mark: What is going on?
Tom: Hell if I know!
(For the second time tonight, Lynyrd Skynyrd rocks the arena. Down the ramp come the New WFWA Tag Team Champions, Jim Beam and Jack Daniels...the team of 80 Proof. They both still have your wrestling gear on, and they still have the Rebel Flags with them. They left the axe handles in the back, but now carry the Tag Straps over their shoulders. As they reach the ring, Jim pulls out a mic.)
JB - "You know, we came here tonight with every intention of walking out with these titles. But we didn't want it like this...."
JD - "That's right. You never want anything to just be handed to you."
JB - "So what we'd like is for The Outlaws to come out here and get your belts."
[They lay the belts on the mat and start loooking towards the back. They are squinting and straining their eyes and being rather comical about the whole situation. Finally, they pick up the title belts and replace them on their shoulders.]
JD - "Doesn't look like they're coming."
JB - "Oh Yeah! I forgot! I saw them leaving a little while ago."
JD - "Really? How'd you know it was them?"
JB - "They had their tails between their legs and a big yellow stripes down their backs."
JD - "Yep, that was them alright!"
JB - "For those of you who didn't see the BSW PPV on New Year's Eve, we already beat the hell out of the Outlaws once this week. Appearantly they had all the 80 Proof they could handle down in Montego Bay."
JD - "Don't worry Outlaws, yours isn't the only punk card we're throwing down tonight. BOA, you two have what we want. What's more, you didn't even have the gravel to offer us a re-match and prove you could beat us without help."
JB - "We have our shot at you...but we'll sweeten the pot. You want a shot at these? Come and get them."
JD - "That goes for all you tag teams in the WFWA."
JB - "Oh, and once more thing. Can one of the other feds in WFWA produce a few contenders?"
JD - "That's right....BSW's back is getting pretty sore from CARRYING THE WFWA!"
(The lights go out, and "No Shelter" by Rage Against the Machine plays on the loud speaker, Drew Jacobs and Matt Jackson step out onto the ramp.)
Jacobs: Hey listen you southern fags, I would love to come down there and pepper your asses like you rednecks do chickens, but I have something else just for you. Instead of you losers just standing there, acting tough, I have an idea, why doesn't Reign of Pain come out here and fight you!
(The crowd cheers.)
Jacobs: Come on, RoP get your asses out here, I want to see a tag match.
(Jacobs and Jackson head to the back, as RoP comes to the ring. There music doesn't play, and RoP are dressed in there street clothes.)
80 Proof (C) .vs. Reign of Pain
Mark: Oh, what a cheap shot.
Tom: It works.
Mark: Look!
(Craig Sinister and Carnage are coming to the ring, but do not interfere at all, they sit and watch the action.)
Mark: Looks like they just want a front row seat.
(Mauer notices them, and he walks over and gets right into his face. From behind JB nails Mauer with a dropkick, planting him right into Sinister! Sinister is up in a hurry, and he cracks Mauer with a chair! Sinister turns, and nails JB! Carnage is up, and goes for the ring, he slides in and clocks Hughes! The ref calls for the bell!)
Mark: What is going on!
Tom; Well, Chaos and RoP really don't like eachother in the IWF, I think things have almost reached a boiling point!
***The match was ruled a No Contest***
(Sinister slides into the ring, and runs for JD, but turns, and clocks Carnage with chair!)
Tom: What?
(Drew Jacobs comes to the ring, and he grabs Carnage, and drags him out of the ring, and tosses him onto the announcers table.)
Mark: This is not going to be pretty.
(Sinister hops up on the table, and sets Carnage up for the DropZone! and NAILS IT! Shattering the announcers table!)
Tom: They broke our table!
(Jacobs grabs Carnage's IWF title, and tosses it to Sinister! )
Mark: This is crazy! We got to go to commerical!
Live from Japan
Hosted by All Japan Pro Wrestling
International Incident
Tom: We are back, and we have just got word that WFWA the Magazine will be released this monday to news stands everywhere!
Mark: Be sure to get your copy.
Tom: But right now, its Grudge Match Time, Sinister and the Frat Kings take on Crow and the new MSS.
Mark: This should be interesting.
The Frat Kings .vs. The New Mid South Syndicate
Jacobs: Ladies and Gentleman of the CWF, your king, you savior, your messiah... Drew Jacobs, will once again, present to you, in its purest form...
(Jacobs holds out the mic to the crowd)
Crowd: THE GREATEST!!!........... SHOW!!!......... ON EARTH!!!!
(The Frat Kings all run to the ring, and slide under the ropes. Crow immediately stomps away on Jacobs, but Drew rolls back out of the ring. Crow follows him out, but Jacobs is waiting, and hammers Crow's face off the ring apron. Inside, Ti has Jackson in the corner, and is stomping away on him. The referee, is forcing Sinister and Triple D back to there corners. Jackson reverses the corner stomps by Kawasaki, and whips him hard into the corner. Jackson pummels Ti with a series of chops, hammering Ti into a seated position. Ti slips out, and leg sweeps Jackson, sending him face first into the top turnbuckle. Ti walks to the corner, and tags in Crow. Crow enters, and runs at Jackson, hammering him with a lariat. Crow goes for a single crab hold, but Jackson breaks it, and rises to his feet. Crow nails Jackson with a standing drop kick, and Jackson stumbles to the ropes. Crow runs at him and tries a clothesline, but Jackson moves, and backbody drops Crow onto the floor outside. Jackson begins talking to the ref, as Jacobs and Sinister stomp away on Crow before sending him back in the ring. Jackson walks to his corner, and tags in Sinister. Sinister and Jackson pick up Crow, and whip him to the ropes. Crow dodges a double clothesline from the two Kings, and nails them both with a split drop kick. Crow then turns, and side kicks Jacobs, sending him off the apron and onto the floor below. Crow heads to his corner, and tags in Triple D. D comes in, and grabs Sinister, and nails him with a snap suplex.)
*Tom: Great match so far.
*Mark: No kidding.
(Triple D picks Sinister off the floor, and sets him up in a running powerslam position. Sinister breaks free, and falls behind Triple D, and plants him in the middle of the ring with a reverse DDT. Sinister goes for the cover!
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(Jackson enters in, and grabs Crow, and whips him to the corner. Kawasaki jumps in, and nails Sinister with a spinning heel kick. Jacobs jumps to the top rope, and leaps off, wrapping his legs around Ti's head, and planting him hard in the middle of the ring with a top rope spinning leg scissors! Jacobs runs at Crow, and grabs him, and nails him with a bulldog! Triple D is up, and he runs at Drew, clotheslining him over the top rope. Sinister is up, and the ref forces the other men out. Sinister makes his way towards Triple D, but Triple D tags in Crow. Crow enters, only to meet a big boot by Sinister. Sinister grabs Crow, but Crow blocks, and nails Sinister with an ace crusher. Crow lifts Sinister off the mat, and whips him to the ropes. Sinsiter comes back, and both men clothesline eachother, laying eachother out in the middle of the ring. Both men slowly stir, and try to get to there corners, but Sinister is there first, and tags in Jacobs! Drew leaps over the top rope, and nails Crow with a big right hand. Ti leaps in, only to a catch a standing drop kick from Jacobs. Triple D enters, but Drew heads him off, and sends him to the floor with a back elbow. Jacobs grabs Crow, and whips him to the ropes. Crow dodges a lariat by Crow, and attempts a german suplex. Jacobs flips back around over the back of Crow, and lays Crow out with a rocker dropper. Jacobs runs to the ropes, and nails Crow with an Asai Moonsault! Jacobs covers!
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(Jacobs brings Crow to the corner, and tags in Matt Jackson. Jackson comes in and sets Crow on the top rope. Jackson climbs up, and sets Crow up for a superplex! Triple D runs in, and knocks Jackson off the top rope, and onto the floor! Triple D, follows him out, and Sinister and Ti enter! Jacobs grabs Crow, who is still on the top rope, and pushes him off! Jacobs climbs to the top rope, and squares Crow up. Jacobs leaps out, and nails the FALL FROM GREATNESS! Sinister rolls out of the ring, and leaves Jacobs alone with the two Syndicate members.)
Tom: Where is Sinister going!
Mark: I don't know but look.
(Jacobs gets off Crow, and heads toward Ti Kawasaki. Jacobs goes to swing at Ti, but stops! Jacobs points to Crow, and Ti nods!)
Tom: What the hell is going on!
(Ti grabs Crow, and drags him to the middle of the ring. Ti applies the BaBa Lock, and Crow is fighing in pain. Jacobs get down into the face of Crow, and laughs at him! Crow can do nothing but tap out!)
***The winners of this match, in 0:18:37, The Frat Kings!***
Tom: The new MSS was duked!
Mark: I love those guys! Yes! Jacobs strikes again!
(Sinister slides back into the ring with a duffle bag, and Triple D tries to get up onto the mat. Ti hammers him off, and Jackson grabs him, and chokeslams onto the ring floor!)
Tom: My god!
(Sinister pulls out a Frat Kings T-shirt, and he tosses it to Kawasaki. Ti puts it on, and gets a big cheer from the crowd. Sinister tosses the bag to Drew, and all the other members of the Kings hold Crow. Jacobs pulls out a mic, and a pair of scissors!)
Jacobs: Well Crow, like I said. I didn't mind the shot with the bat, but when you screw with my jacket, you pay the price. So, today, is the end of the new Mid South Syndicate.
(Sinister grabs Crow's head, and tilts it back. Jackson grabs a huge chunk of hair, and SNIP!)
Mark: Yeah, Jacobs clipped him!!!
Tom: Crow is getting scalped!
(The Kings all take turns taking pieces out of Crow's hair, and Sinister reaches back in the bag, and takes out a can spray paint. The Kings lay Crow out, and write W....F....W...A on his back!)
*Mark: looks like Jacobs and the boys didn't take kindly to the Crow's antics a few weeks ago!
(Jacobs takes the mic again.)
Jacobs: WFWA, your all gonna soon fall in love with the Frat Kings. Why you ask, because we are beyond a doubt, the most spectacular group of athletes to ever...e....e...ever!! Grace these rings, in a long, long time. And we all know that each and everyone of you, have just a little bit of FRAT KING ENVY!!!!
(Jacobs tosses the mic out of the ring, and "No Shelter" by Rage Against the Machine plays. The Frat Kings all celebrate in the ring, before slowly heading to the back amongst a chorus of cheers.)
Tom: Man are the new MSS and probobly BSW going to be pissed!
Mark: I can't believe what just happened. I think the BSW guys will have Jacobs as public enemy number one now.
Tom: I don't know, but the IWF Heavyweight Championship is up next!
Mark: Yep, Corey takes on Oblivion, and from what I have heard, Ryan Corey has requested an impartial referee for this match.
Tom: Really?
Mark: We don't even have a referee yet!
(The lights cut out, and then fireworks explode off, and Diablo makes his way to the ring dressed in a referee's uniform)
Tom: What is he doing here!
Mark: He is the impartial referee! Diablo hates them both!
(Oblivion and Corey both turn to see Diablo, and then continue there battling. Corey slides Oblivion back in, and but Oblivion is up, and stomps away on Corey while he is sliding in. Oblivion picks up Corey, and whips him to the ropes, but Corey reverses it, and catches Oblivion with a spinning backbreaker! Corey picks Oblivion to his feet, and applies a standing arm bar, Oblivion reverses the hold, and nails Corey with a neck breaker! Oblivion quickly covers!)
Diablo turns his back!
Mark: Looks like Diablo doesn't care who wins! He's just out for fun!
(Oblivion stands up and to comfront Diablo, but Corey is up quickly, and pulls Oblivion down in a small package!
Again Diablo just turns away!
Tom: Impartial my ass, he hates both guys!
(Both men get back to there feet, and nail eachother with right hands, Corey gains the upper hand with a knee to Oblivions gut, and slams him face first to the mat. Corey goes to the top rope, but Oblivion is up, and takes out Corey's legs, sending him hard onto the turnbuckle, groin first! Oblivion climbs up, and attempts a superplex, but Corey blocks, and pushes him off! Corey stands back and is about to leap out, when Diablo grabs him with a one handed choke!)
Tom: I have seen this before!
Mark: ONE WAY TO HELL by Diablo!
Tom: What is going on!
(Diablo grabs Oblivion, and pulls him over the Nightbringer! Diablo makes an extremely quick count.
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***The winner and still, IWF Heavyweight Champion, Oblivion! 0:11:24**
Mark: The IWF still has there champion!
Tom: Corey was robbed AGAIN by Diablo and Oblivoin, wait...they are not done yet!
(Diablo stomps away on Corey, and Oblivion signals for the Crucifix, and applies it! From the back, Madd Dawg Johnson comes to the ring to save Corey! MDJ slides in with a crow bar, and both Oblivion and Diablo slide out. Diablo grabs a mic.)
Diablo: Look at that, you two losers in the ring. Do you think you really stand a chance against this?
MDJ: I have had just about enough of you Diablo. Why don't we do this right now?
Diablo: Save it for the IWF little boy, I have something you will ALL just love!
(Diablo tears open his referee shirt, revealing a Chaos Factor T-shirt!)
Mark: Wohh! What a shock! Diablo is in Chaos Factor this is incredible! I am not even a part of the IWF, but I know what this could mean for that company!
Tom: This is weird !
Tom: Next up we have a World Television Title Battle Royal between some of the best in the WFWA!
Mark: That's right Tom, and here's comes the first contender!
Tom: It's Drew Jacobs from CWF!
(Drew Jacobs walks out to the ring with a huge crowd pop and gets in the ring.)
Mark: And his opponent is, Scotty Sensation!
(Scotty Sensation comes out to the ring to a nice sized pop from the crowd. He gets in and the bell rings.)
Tom: Here we go!
(Jacobs and Sensation lock up, Sensation getting the upper hand with a knee to the gut. Sensation takes Jacobs and throws him in the ropes, and goes for a mid-air lariat, but misses as Jacobs slides underneath. Sensation turns around and gets leveled by a standing dropkick from Jacobs. Jacobs picks him up, makes a leap, and executes a hurricanrana!)
Mark: Nice move from Jacobs!
Tom: The fans are counting down!
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Mark: The next contestant is...
Tom: CRAIG SINISTER!!!! 2 ON 1!!!
(Craig Sinister comes down to the ring wearing a Nighthawks t-shirt, and slides in the ring and helps pummel Sensation. Jacobs puts Sensation on the top, and Sinister executes a top rope brainbuster!)
Mark: Nice team work by Jacobs and Sinister!
(Jacobs picks up Sensation, and Sensation low blows Jacobs. Sinister runs at him, but Sensation clotheslines him. Sensation then picks up Jacobs, and nails his "Nobody Does it Better"! Jacobs falls to the floor and Sinister nails Sensation from behind. Sinister stomps down on Sensation, and the countdown begins.)
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Tom: It's Logan Cain!
(Cain slides in the ring and attacks Sinister, delivering rights and lefts. Cain takes Sinister and throws him in the corner. Cain runs in for a splash, but Sinister hoists up Cain and uses his own momentum to throw him over the top!)
Mark: Short time for Cain!
(Sensation gets up, grabs Sinister from behind, and nails a german snap suplex! Jacobs gets behind Sensation, and hits him with a full-nelson face slam! Sinister gets up and puts Sensation on his shoulders, and Jacobs goes to the top. Jacobs flies out and nails a...)
Tom: LOD DOOMSDAY DEVICE!!!!
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(Right off the bat, Jacobs and Sinister go to double clothesline Soldier, but Soldier ducks, hits the ropes, and nails both of them with a clothesline! Soldier goes to the ropes again leaps up, and nails a body splash on Jacobs!)
Mark: Soldier with a lot of momentum here!
(Sinister gets up, and Soldier sees him, turns him around, kicks him in the stomach sets him up for a powerbomb, holds him up, and tosses him out of the ring!!!)
Tom: Soldier's just tearing the ring apart!
Mark: He better turn around quick!
(Meanwhile, Jacobs got to the top rope, and just as Soldier turns around, Jacobs leaps out with a dropkick to the head!!!)
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It's Madd Dawg Johnson!!!
(MDJ slides in the ring, turns around Jacobs, and hits him with the SLICE N DICE!! Jacobs falls down, and MDJ turns towards a waking Soldier, picks him up and tosses him in the corner. MDJ runs towards him, and Soldier sticks out a boot, and MDJ runs into it! Soldier takes MDJ and nails a inverted STF! While MDJ is down, Soldier applies a half crab. MDJ fights the pain, and makes it to the ropes!)
Tom: MDJ just made it to the ropes!
(Jacobs gets up, and helps Soldier stomp down on MDJ. Jacobs picks up MDJ, and MDJ counters with an upper cut. Jacobs falls back, and Soldier nails MDJ with a running bulldog!)
Mark: Here's the count!
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
It's Franchise!
Tom: Some help for MDJ!
(Franchise slides in the ring and helps MDJ by pounding away on Soldier. Franchise then takes Soldier, sends him in the ropes, and back body drops him over the top!)
Mark: There goes Soldier!
(Franchise helps MDJ up, but Jacobs has already gone to the top, leapt off, and nailed a double clothesline from the top!)
Tom: Drew Jacobs with some very high risk manuevers, considering he could lose if someone shook the ropes!
(Jacobs grabs Franchise by the legs, leans back, and executes a slingshot! Franchise goes into the corner, and nails his head on the post, splitting his head open!!)
Mark: HOLY SHIT!!! Franchise is busted wide open!
(Jacobs goes to the top, leaps out, and nails the FALL FROM GREATNESS!!!!)
Tom: The Fall From Greatness!!! There it is!!!
Mark: And here comes someone else!
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
It's Firebomb!!
(Firebomb goes into the ring, sees a good opportunity to eliminate someone, and picks up Franchise and tries to send him over. Franchise fights it, hits the mat on the other side, and crawls under the first rope. Firebomb is quick to stomp away, but Franchise low blows, gets behind him, and nails the PITTSBURGH PLUNGE!!! Franchise then picks up Firebomb, and sends him over the top rope!)
(Meanwhile, Jacobs is trying to send MDJ over the top. Franchise runs towards him, Jacobs moves and Franchise hits MDJ sending him over!!)
(Jacobs and Franchise get in a wild brawl, and the crowd counts down!)
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
It's Steven Douglas!
Mark: We have two Franchise's in the ring now!
(Douglas goes after the two, pulls them apart, and starts wailing on Franchise. Jacobs goes over to the corner to catch a breather while Franchise rakes Douglas in the eyes. Douglas reels, and Franchise comes right over and nails a samoan drop. Franchise picks Douglas up and executes a head scissors. Franchise picks Douglas up and tries to send him over the top. Franchise nearly gets there and Douglas reaches back and grabs Franchise's tights, trying to pull him over too. Jacobs sees a golden opportunity and lifts Franchise over the top, eliminating them both!)
Tom: Jacobs gets a twenty second rest!
(Jacobs goes and sits down in the corner, looking at the entrance way to see his next opponent. The crowd starts the countdown.)
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
It's TroyBoy!
(TroyBoy runs in the ring, and Jacobs springs off of his feet. The two lock up, and TroyBoy gains the advantage with a headlock, followed by a bulldog. TroyBoy picks up Jacobs and sends him in the corner. TroyBoy gets on the second rope, and punches Jacobs in the head 10 times, the crowd counting each time. TroyBoy then puts Jacobs on the top, and executes a fisherman suplex from the top!)
Mark: WOW!! Jacobs with some definite air time!
Tom: Except he's on the receiving end!
(Jacobs is slow to get up, and TroyBoy goes after Jacobs, but Jacobs kicks TroyBoy in the stomach, and nails an X-Factor!)
Tom: Jacobs getting some momentum back!
(Jacobs is quick to apply a rear chinlock on TroyBoy, and the crowd starts the count.)
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
It's Suicide!
(Suicide is greeted by a large crowd pop as he slides in the ring, just as TroyBoy reaches the ropes. Jacobs gets off, and Suicide picks up TroyBoy, and nails the DEATH DRIVER! Crowd cheers some more as Suicide goes after a resting Jacobs in the corner. Jacobs sees him, and when he gets close enough, executes a sunset flip! Jacobs gets up, goes to the top, leaps out, and Suicide sticks his foot out! Jacobs hits Suicide's foot, and hits hard on the mat in pain. TroyBoy gets up and attacks Suicide, who defends himself, but eventually falls down. TroyBoy nails a huge powerbomb, and sets up Suicide for his finisher. TroyBoy then nails the RUMO THUMP! TroyBoy then tries to send Suicide over but Suicide fights it. The crowd starts the countdown!)
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
It's Mercenary!
(Mercenary comes in the ring and goes after Jacobs as he's getting up. Jacobs ducks under a clothesline, grabs him from behind, and hits an inverted DDT! Meanwhile TroyBoy gets Suicide over the top, but not on the floor! Suicide hangs on to the top, and gets back in the ring. TroyBoy, thinking he eliminated Suicide, starts to taunt a little. Suicide then picks up TroyBoy for a gorilla press slam, and throws him over the top!!!)
(Suicide then goes over to the Mercenary/Jacobs duel, which has now progressed into Mercenary gaining the upper hand and delivering knife edge chops to an exhausted Jacobs. Suicide turns Mercenary around, and delivers his DEATH DRIVER!!!)
Tom: Another Death Driver from Suicide!
Mark: He is just on a roll tonight!
(Suicide then takes Mercenary, throws him into the ropes, and clotheslines him over the top!!!)
Tom: The countdown begins!
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
It's Tyrone "The Loose Cannon" Norton!
(Norton slides in the ring and attacks Suicide, kicking him in the stomach, holding it, and delivering an enziguri! Suicide falls on the ground, and Norton delivers a moonsault from the mat!)
Mark: Look at the height Norton gets!
(What Norton doesn't see is Jacobs going to the top, and while Norton is still on Suicide, Jacobs leaps out and hits the FALL FROM GREATNESS!!!)
Tom: WHOA!!! He got them both!!!
Mark: The crowd is counting down!!
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
It's S.O.B. Frank Citi!
(Citi comes out to a crowd pop, and slides in the ring. Citi goes after Suicide, picks him up, and nails the BREAKDOWN!)
Tom: Citi getting off to a quick start with the Breakdown!
Mark: Hey! That's the name of this PPV!
(Citi picks up Suicide and tries to push him over! Norton comes over and helps, and he eliminates both Citi and Suicide!!)
Tom: Two birds with one stone!!!
(Jacobs and Norton get into a brawl as the countdown begins!!)
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It's Troy Prep!
Mark: Troy Prep is the last contendant!
(Troy Prep gets into the ring and goes towards Jacobs and Norton. Norton and Prep double team Jacobs with stomp downs and elbow drops and of he such. Prep picks up Jacobs and holds him. Norton comes after him with a clothesline, but Jacobs ducks, and Norton hits Prep over the top! Jacobs comes from behind and drop kicks Prep in the back of the head, sending him over!!!!)
Tom: HE WON IT!!! JACOBS WON IT!!! UNBELIEVEABLE!!!
Mark: He was in it from start to finish!
Tom: Now we are finally on to our MAIN EVENT!!!
Mark: That's right Tom, we are onto our WFWA World Heavyweight Title Match, where the champ, R.J. Harris, will defend his WFWA World Belt against former WFWA Champ, Crippler!
Tom: Well lets go to ringside, where the ring announcer is ready to go!
R.J. Harris (c) vs. Crippler
Ring Announcer: This match is scheduled for one fall, and determines the WFWA World Heavyweight Champion! Introducing first, from Seattle Washington, weighing at 240 lbs, and standing at 6'4", R.J. HARRIS!!!!
(R.J. Harris's theme music blares over the speakers as R.J. Harris comes out to a chorus of boos. He holds the belt high as he gets in the the ring.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Houston Texas, weighing at 235 lbs, and standing at 6'1", CRIPPLER!!!!
(Crippler's music plays over the speakers as Crippler walks out to a huge crowd pop! Crippler is wearing a MSS Shirt as he comes down to ringside. He gets in the ring, and the ref raises the belt high, showing the fans. The bell rings.)
DING DING DING!!!!
Tom: Here we go!!!
(Crippler and Harris lock up, Crippler gains the advantage and takes
Harris down with an arm bar. Harris gets to the ropes, and Crippler
releases. Harris gets up, rubbing his shoulder, and Crippler flattens him
back down with a mid air lariat! Crippler gets up and picks up Harris.
Crippler gets behind Harris and locks on a Dragon Sleeper! Harris fights
the pain, and the ref looks for a tap.)
NO!!!
NO!!!
(Crippler releases, and Harris falls to the floor. Crippler takes Harris's legs, and locks on a sharpshooter! Harris just reaches the ropes, and Crippler releases.)
Mark: Crippler using a variety of wear down holds!
Tom: It seems to be working, Harris looks whipped!
(Harris gets up, and Crippler is quick to execute a cross body block, sending him to the mat. Crippler picks up Harris, and Harris with a low blow. Harris takes Crippler runs him into the ropes, and nails a huge clothesline!)
Mark: Harris with some momentum going!
(Harris whips Crippler into the ropes again, goes for a clothesline, Crippler ducks, comes back, leaps out, and nails a Tornado DDT!!!)
Tom: YES!!! I knew he couldn't keep Crippler down for long!
Mark: Doesn't matter, Harris is going to win!
Tom: Are you insane? Crippler all the way!!
(Crippler drags R.J. Harris to the corner, goes to the top, and
Crippler
with a moonsault!!! He covers!)
1.....
2.....
3..NO!!!
(Harris gets his shoulder up at 2 and 5/6.)
Mark: Too close there, Crippler almost won!
(Crippler gets up and argues with the ref, ref says 2 count. Crippler
goes and picks up R.J. Harris, and sets him up for a spinning Death Valley Driver!!!
Crippler covers again!)
1...
2...
3..NO!!!
(Harris gets up his shoulder again!)
Mark: Harris isn't going without a fight!
(Crippler looks frustrated, wondering what to do. He picks up Harris, and executes a snap suplex! He picks him up again, and whips him in the corner! Crippler backs up, and nails a body splash. Crippler then to the second rope, and wears down Harris with a series of punches! Crippler sets Harris on the top, and nails a release german suplex from the top!!)
Tom: Harris has to be gone!!!
(Crippler then goes over to a stirring Harris, and locks on the BREAKING POINT!!!! Ref checks for a tap!)
Tom: BREAKING POINT!!! IT'S OVER!!!!!
Mark: NO NO NO!!!
NO!!!!
NO!!!!
YES!!!!
Tom: HE TAPPED OUT HE TAPPED OUT!!!!!
Mark: Damn, I was hoping Harris would win!
Tom: That is awesome!! Well, we're out of time, hope you've enjoyed the first WFWA PPV, BREAKDOWN!!! I know I have!!!
Mark: Wait, look at this! BSW is making there way to the ring!
Tom: Its Hunter Hill, 80 Proof, Rage, Logan Cain, and Crow!
(They slide in, and all attack R.J. Harris!)
Mark: Harris is left for dead!
(Suddenly, the "Frat Kings" logo comes up on the jumbo tron, and Drew Jacobs, and Craig Sinister run to the ring to help Harris. Hunter Hill, Rage, Logan Cain and Crow head them off at the ramp, and in the ring, Crippler takes a can of spray paint, and paints B-S-W in huge letters across the ring apron. He then sets R.J. Harris in the center. RoP steps out to the ring, and runs in, and runs to help Jacobs and Sinister on behalf of Harris. Mauer and Hughes meet 80 Proof, outside, and immediately continue the brawl.)
Mark: What a fued, BSW is taking on the WFWA!
(Crippler stomps away on Harris in the ring, while the battle is going on outside. Crippler rolls R.J. onto his back, and begins spraying the letters B-S-W, before he can finish the last letter, the lights go out.)
Tom: What the hell?
(Suddenly, the lights explode back on, and Diablo is standing there alone at the entrace way. He points to Crippler, and runs his thumb across his throat. Crippler hops outside, and meets Diablo halfway down the ramp. They exchange fists, and the camera rolls out...)
WFWA 2000