Shockwave

 

[A video package starts to play which shows clips of the last several Pay Per View events as well as some regional action. It ends with the words shockwave.]

 

‘Nightmare’ Ryan Corey Vs. Drew Jacobs
North American Championship

 

[Ryan Corey took Drew Jacobs to the outside before the bell was even sounded and worked over him at the guard railings, they moved around the ringside area where the referee was forced into the action to try and steal a chair away from Jacobs who was about to blast Corey in the face with it. The men entered the ring and Corey was then subject to a tough physical try out and was punched in the face with some great velocity before Corey reversed and Irish whip that saw Drew Jacobs come off the ropes into the lariat of Corey. Ryan then went to work on Jacobs with some stiff kicks that had Nightmare Ryan Corey sitting in the corner where Jacobs took advantage by choking him with his boot. Jacobs went for a pin but could only get two before Ryan Corey rolled out of the ring for a breather. He walked around the squared circle until Jacobs slid out and took him off his feet with a big spear on the ringside mats as the referee was half way through his ten count. Jacobs picked up the ring bell and took Corey off his feet with it before climbing back into the ring, as the referee was on an 8 count Nightmare Ryan Corey got back into the ring and continued on with the match. Drew Jacobs sent him upside down briefly after that with a suplex and then landed some elbow drops. Jacobs ascended to the middle rope where he dropped another elbow drop and went for the cover but yet again he could not get past the two count. Corey then was scooped up for a slam but managed to drop down and hit a swinging neckbreaker. Corey bounced off the ropes and hit a leg drop before battling him into the corner where he climbed onto the middle rope and proceeded to punch him in the head ten times as the fans in the arena counted along. Jacobs pushed Corey down into the ring but he rolled back and ran at Jacobs who clotheslined him down. Drew Jacobs lifted up Ryan Corey and locked on a side headlock but Ryan nailed him in the stomach with an elbow and then lifted up Drew Jacobs and dropped him down for a belly to back suplex. Ryan Corey pulled up Drew Jacobs and sent him into the ropes, he ducks a clothesline and Ryan turned round where he kicked Jacobs in the stomach and nailed him with a piledriver for the 3 count.]

 

 

 

Maniac Mike Interview

 

(The scene opens up and we see Maniac Mike standing next to a gas pump in the gas station where his match will take place tonight. The Maniac is wearing jeans, a Philadelphia Eagles sweatshirt, and an Eagles hat. He looks around as the camera focuses in on him.)

 

Maniac: So this it huh, hee hee, this is where tonight I once again make history. Tonight I battle two other men, hee hee, one called Skytzo, a man who is consider a premier player in the hardcore division, hee hee. The other Fusion, hee hee, the man that is the Champion, hee hee, the man who is consider the top of the hardcore division.

 

(The Maniac smiles as he walks around the pumps.)

 

Maniac: Skytzo and Fusion, hee hee, I must say I know nothing of you two. You are new names to me, hee hee, you are men that I have never had the pleasure of beating in the ring. Boys what you must know is that I have been through it all, hee hee, I have done things men would never dream of doing, hee hee, never dream a human being could do. I am the man who has been dropped 30 feet off the top of a cage, hee hee, I have been blown up, hee hee, I have been hit with everything imaginable, hee hee, and I am still standing.

 

(The Maniac stops at one of the pumps and kicks it. He smiles.)

 

Maniac: Oh man that is going to hurt, hee hee.

 

(The Maniac turns and heads to the door of the office. He opens the door and heads inside. The camera follows. There is nothing and no one inside. The Maniac looks around.)

 

Maniac: I truly have to say boys, hee hee, I have never been involved in this type of match. This is a first, hee hee, but most likely it will not be the last. You see tonight I plan on coming in here, hee hee, and have a battle that no one in the WFWA will ever forget. Tonight, hee hee, blood will be spilled, hee hee, bones will be broken, hee hee, bodies will be battered and bruised, hee hee.

 

(The Maniac looks directly at the camera.)

 

Maniac: After tonight boys you will never be the same, hee hee.....

 

(The camera comes closer.)

 

Maniac: I will never be the same, hee hee.....

 

(The Maniac gives a big smile.)

 

Maniac: And the WFWA will have a new champion, hee hee, whether they like it or not.

 

(The Maniac turns and leaves the gas station. The scene fades out to black.)

 

Cruiserweight Battle Royal

World Cruiserweight Championship

 

[Shane Anderson, Fury, Lance Tanner, Nick Bower, Switchblade, Robbie, Kid Thunder, Black Widow, Kidd Rage, Kou Bishop, CK1 and Kevin Blazney were all in the ring battling it out. The movement in the ring was restricted due to the amount of people in the ring. Bishop and Robbie started to brawl around the corner area. Robbie hit Bishop in the head with an elbow and lifted him up trying to dump him over the top rope. Lance Tanner pulled Robbie off Kou Bishop and nailed him with a clothesline. Lance Tanner grabbed Bishop but was hit in the stomach with a knee. Kou Bishop locked on a headlock but Nick Bower nailed him in the back with a forearm smash. Switchblade and Bower started to double team Kou Bishop as Lance Tanner is on his hands and knees, he gets to his feet and nails a clothesline on Robbie. Kidd Rage is on the middle rope, he jumps off the middle rope but Shane Anderson catches him and dumps him over the top rope. CK1 kicks Nick Bower in the stomach and Black Widow comes off the ropes and she kicks him in the chest he falls back into the ropes where Fury runs at him and clotheslines him over the top rope to be eliminated. Shane Anderson is nailed with a forearm from Kevin Blazney. Anderson sends Blazney into the corning with a hard right and he tries to throw him over the top rope but Switchblade pulls Anderson away from him and lifts him up nailing a big spinning spine buster. Kid Thunder hits a big dropkick that hits Tanner in the face he falls through the ropes onto the apron. He gets to his feet and grabs Kou Bishop, Tanner lifts Bishop up and tries to hit a suplex but Tanner is halted and Bishop suplexes Lance Tanner into the ring. Kevin Blazney is scooped up by Black Widow and she drops him down with a body slam. CK1 jumps in the air and hits a big elbow drop. Switchblade runs across the ring and goes for a flying high cross body but Robbie jumps into the air and hits a dropkick. CK1 is pulled up and Kid Thunder bends CK1 down and lifts him up for a powerbomb but CK1 drops down onto his feet and grabs Kid Thunders head and throws him over the top rope. Shane Anderson is hit with a stiff kick that sends him up against the ropes by Switchblade. Fury tries to push Anderson over the top rope but Robbie hits him in the back of the head. Shane Anderson ducks a swing by Switchblade and he pushes Switchblade over the top rope for the elimination. Black Widow hits Robbie with a big DDT in the centre of the ring. As she gets up Kou Bishop hits a chop block and CK1 nails a big leg drop. Blazney hits an open palm chop on Lance Tanner and then sends him across the ring with an Irish whip, he comes off the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Tanner ducks and goes for a backslide sending Blazney over the top rope but Blazney lands on the apron. Tanner pulls up Kevin Blazney and nails him with a hard right hand sending him off theapron for the elimination. Fury takes Robbie down with an arm drag but as he gets up Black Widow slaps him round the face and lifts him up with a firemans carry she grabs his head and nails a big Death Valley Driver. Shane Anderson is standing on the middle rope, Tanner runs at him and Shane jumps leap fogging over Tanner and hitting Black Widow with a big flying clothesline. Fury bounces off the ropes and takes Tanner down with a clothesline. Black Widow is pulled up and thrown over the top rope for an elimination. Shane Anderson is working over CK1 in the corner. Robbie runs in but Shane moves out the way and Robbie hits CK1. Shane grabs Robbie from behind and hits a German suplex. CK1 jumps up so he is sitting on the top rope. Shane gets up and CK1 jumps taking off his head with a lariat. Fury and Lance Tanner are battling it out on the other side of the ring, Fury sends Tanner into the ropes, he bounces off them and Tanner sends Fury over the top rope with a back body drop. Kou Bishop grabs CK1 and sends him into the corner he runs in and hits CK1 with a running clothesline. CK1 sends Kou Bishop across the ring with an Irish whip, Bishop hits the corner and stumbles out CK1 scoops up Bishop and throws him over the top rope. Tanner pulls Robbie up and hits him with a vertical suplex. Shane Anderson bends CK1 backwards and hits an inverted DDT. Robbie is lifted up and thrown over the top rope. Lance Tanner goes over to CK1 and Shane Anderson and kicks CK1, Anderson and Tanner sends CK1 across the ring and take him down with a double clothesline. Anderson pulls up CK1 and hits an inverted atomic drop. CK1 jumps in the air holding his groin. Lance Tanner clotheslines him over the top rope. Tanner turns round and Anderson nails him with a super kick that sends him over the top rope for the elimination and becomes the winner of the battle royal.]

 

 

Maniac Mike Vs. Skytzo Vs. Fusion

World Hardcore Championship

 

(The camera cut back to a make shift gas station outside on the arena, 

the 

first man to make his way out is Maniac Mike, he stands waiting for the 

other. Skytzo is the next to come out, he starts walks towards Mike, 

then a 

screeching sound come from behind and a car races out ands hits Skytzo 

sending him flying into a walk. The car stops and out comes Fusion, who 

is 

met by Mike who flies across the hood of the car. Both men exchange 

blows, 

Mike gets the advantage by sending Fusion through the windshield of the 

car. 

Fusion’s head is cut open, Mike walks over to Skytzo and covers him, 

the ref 

counts)

1…

2…

And Fusion with the save.

(Mike gets up to be met by a kick to the stomach and a DDT on the 

concrete. 

Fusion picks up Skytzo, who has blood coming out of his ears and nose 

and 

puts him on his shoulder and torpedoes him into the wall. Fusion looks 

at 

Skytzo and starts to laugh, but it stopped by a trashcan to the back of 

the 

head from Mike. Mike takes Fusion and tosses him into and through the 

stage 

door. Mike is beating on Fusion and slowly making their way into the 

arena. 

The Camera cut out in the back.)

(A new camera picks up the two men coming into the arena and down to 

the 

ring. Mike throws Fusion in the ring and then goes under the mat to 

pull out 

a trash can lid and slides into the ring. But is met by Fusion, who 

tackles 

Mike and start to punch away, the two men roll around and either gains 

the 

advantage, until Mike pushes Fusion outside of the ring where he 

follows and 

picks up Fusion and slams him into the ring post and then picks him up 

and 

up onto the announce table, Mike gets ready to set Fusion up for a 

piledriver on the table, but Fusion reverses it into a kid crusher. The 

Table breaks and Fusion goes for the cover.)

1…

2…

An at the last second Mike gets a shoulder up.

(Fusion kicks away at the head of Mike, blood starts to shot out of the 

mouth of Mike. Fusion rolls Mike into the ring and Fusion climbs the 

top 

rope and flies off onto Mike with a leg drop. Fusion Picks up Mike and 

executes a Fisher men DDT, Fusion gets ready for the cover, but out of 

the 

crowd comes Link, he grabs Fusion and send him flying off the rope and 

into 

a spinebuster on top of a Trash can lid. Link helps Mike up and the two 

men 

pick up Fusion and hit him with a double power bomb. Mike sends Link 

out to 

get a table and Link goes out and slides a table in,as Mike stomps away 

at 

Fusion. Link sets up the table and Mike gets up on the top rope and 

Link 

picks up Fusion and gets ready to set him up, all of a sudden out of 

the 

back comes R.J. Harris he grabs Link and sends him flying out of the 

ring, 

Harris follows him out. Mike looks at what is going on for a second and 

Fusion grabs Mike head and D.D.T.s him off the top rope through the 

table. 

Fusion’s arm goes over for the cover.)

1…

2…

3…

(Fusion retain the WFWA Hardcore Title, Harris rolls Link back in and 

Fusion 

Stomps away at him. Fusion picks up Link and holds him arms as Harris 

hits 

Link with a Broken Heart. With both member of the Crazy Ones laying in 

the 

ring. Harris calls for a microphone, a stage hand give him one.)

Harris Ladies and Gentlemen it is my pleasure to introduce the newest 

member 

of the MSS, the WFWA Hardcore Champion Fusion. An this is just the 

beginning 

to what the MSS has planned for the WFWA, Hell has come and someone is 

going 

to get fried.

(Harris drops the mic as Fusion and He walk back to the locker room 

with the 

WFWA Hardcore Title held high in the air.)

Maniac Mike Interview

(Out of the back comes Douglas Dream and Neurosis. Dream sends Neurosis after the Maniac who is lying in the ring exhausted from his match. Neurosis stands over him.) 

Doug: What is Neurosis doing here? Rick: Not sure but this doesn't look close to good for the Maniac. 

(Neurosis starts to drool as he goes down his pants and pulls out his trusty screwdriver. As he does the crowd cheers as The Link comes running out from the back. The Link pushes Dream aside and hits the ring. He gets in front of Neurosis. They stare at each other as the Maniac struggles to get up.) 

Doug: It is a showdown in the ring. 

Rick: Yeah but what is going to happen. 

(Dream gets up and waves for someone from the back. Out from the back comes Omega, another former member of the Misfits. He runs to the ring and stands next to Neurosis.) 

Doug: Man this is getting weirder and weirder by the moment. Rick: Yeah no doubt. 

(Neurosis and Omega surround The Link. The Maniac pulls himself up on the ropes. The Maniac staggers over to The Link and puts his hand on his shoulder.) 

Doug: Amazing the Maniac is standing and ready to help The Link. 

(The Link smiles and grabs the Maniac by the arm. Neurosis and Omega step back. Dream gets on the apron and nods. The Link turns to the Maniac and gives him a short arm clothesline.) 

Doug: WHAT THE HELL?!?! 

(The crowd starts to boo as The Link turns to Neurosis and hugs him. Omega comes over and hugs The Link also as Neurosis puts the boots to the Maniac. Dream enters the ring and asks for a microphone. He gets it. The Link smiles and shakes hands with Dream.) 

Dream: Ahh what a glorious night. The Link is with his true friends and the Maniac gets what he finally deserves. 

(Neurosis and Omega pick up the Maniac. They hold his limp body up. Dream gets in the Maniac's face.) 

Dream: I told you all along we would get you. Neurosis told you we would end this. Maniac your days are over. Your best friend just left your ASS!!! Just like you left the rest of us on your way to glory. Well now Maniac you can go TO HELL!!!!! 

(All of a sudden out of the back comes Dark Journey. She runs into the ring and stands in front of the Maniac. She shakes her head. We hear her say "Stop this, stop this now". The Link grabs the mic.) 

Link: Journey this is....is....is not your battle get out of the way. 

DJ: NO! Stop this! 

(Dream grabs the mic from The Link.) 

Dream: Journey come on now get out of the way. 

(Journey grabs the mic.)

 DJ: NO! NO! (pauses) You are doing this all wrong. 

(Journey gets an evil smile on her face. She turns and kicks the Maniac in the groin. The Maniac goes down to his knees and the crowd boos.) 

Doug: What the hell is going on? Rick: Well from the looks of things The Maniac has no more friends. 

(Journey puts her arm around Dream.) 

DJ: He never saw it coming did he. 

Dream: Nope. 

DJ: Maniac you idiot who do you think gave Dream all the money to do this huh. Who could of done it huh? Well Maniac..... 

(Journey lifts his head as the Maniac is on his knees at this point.) 

DJ: It was me. It was me all along Maniac, using your money to plan this. Using your money to get Neurosis, Omega, and Dream into the WFWA. I did it Maniac. And you want to know why..... 

(Journey slaps the Maniac.) 

DJ: Because you stole all the glory, you stole all the limelight. Everyone talked about the Maniac when it came to the Misfits. The Link, Omega, Dream, Neurosis, and I were left in the background. Well now Maniac we are going to the limelight by ourselves, we are going to be the next big thing. Maniac you are all alone now and tonight is just the beginning, the worst is yet to come. 

(Journey looks at Omega.) 

DJ: Omega get a table. 

(Omega drops one side of the Maniac. Journey turns to The Link.) 

DJ: Link go up top. 

(The Link climbs the ropes as Omega brings in a table. Journey turns to Neurosis.) 

DJ: Neurosis, you know what to do. 

(Neurosis nods yes. Journey looks on and smiles.) 

Doug: What are they doing? Omega has a table setup. 

Rick: Oh this cannot be good. 

(Neurosis lifts the Maniac up and puts him on The Links shoulder. The Link gives a thumbs up as the crowd boos. The Link powerslams the Maniac through the table off the top rope. The table breaks in half and the Maniac goes totally limp. The Link rolls off of him grabbing his ribs and smiling. Journey, Dream, Omega, and Neurosis stand over the Maniac.) 

DJ: IT IS ONLY THE BEGINNING MANIAC!! 

(Journey drops the mic on the Maniac as The Link gets up. They all hold their arms up in the air. The crowd boos and throws things.) 

Doug: This is disgusting. Look what they did to the Maniac. Rick : Yeah but help is on the wa....look. 

(The crowd blows up as Tyrone Walker, Stephen Greer, and Christian Light come running down the aisle. Neurosis sees them and points them out to everyone else. They all bolt the ring as Light, Walker, and Greer slide in. They all go over to the Maniac as Omega, Neurosis, The Link, Journey, and Dream walk back up the ramp to the back.) 

Doug: Okay get some help down here now. My god the Maniac is hurt bad. Rick: I have never seen him this bad off. 

(EMT's come to the ring as Team Danger checks on the Maniac.) 

Doug: Folks it looks like The Crazy Ones are no longer. One of the greatest tag teams of all time is gone. 

Rick: You think. Man that was brutal. 

Doug: Let's go to an interview or something while they check on the Maniac.

Team Danger Vs. Outkast Vs. The Texas Outlaws

World Tag Team Championships

# It's criminal There ought to be a law

Criminal There ought to be a whole lot more

You get nothing for nothing Tell me who can you trust

We got what you want And you got the lust #

 

[The crowd starts booing and standing as close to the guardrails as possible.]

 

#If you want blood, you got it

If you want blood, you got it

Blood on the streets

Blood on the rocks

Blood in the gutter

Every last drop

You want blood, you got it #

 

["If You Want Blood (You've Got It)" by AC/DC plays on. Ryan Storm comes jogging out from behind the curtain and stops at the loud boos for him. He almost has chill running up and down his spin, and smiles a cocky grin.]

 

Doug: "There is one half of the Outkasts. Ryan Storm, and did you hear this crowd tell him what they think."

 

Rick: "Definitely not a crowd favorite in California."

 

# It's animal Livin' in a human zoo

Animal The shit that they toss to you Locked in a cage

Thrown to the lions On a second's rage #

 

[As a few hands hang over the railing, Ryan makes it a habit not to slap them all. He stops halfway down the aisle, as the song's chorus kicks in again, and adjusts the wifebeater and his black jogging pants from the grabbing they have already have had to them. He bends down to make sure his boots are laced up tight.]

 

# If you want blood, you got it

If you want blood, you got it

Blood on the streets

Blood on the rocks

Blood in the gutter

Every last drop

You want blood, you got it #

 

[Ryan stands up, and runs towards the ring, slides in, and hops to his feet. Raising both hands high in the air, the crowd erupts in even more jeers. Ryan goes to stand by the closest corner.]

 

# Blood on the rocks

Blood on the streets

Blood in the sky

Blood on the sheets

If you want blood - you got it #

 

[Ryan climbs the turnbuckles, raising both fists high in the air. The music dies out during the chorus and Ryan steps down to wait for the competition.]

 

Rick: "Quite the entrance for a young promising wrestler. Too bad he was trained by a washed up guy like Rowell."

 

Doug: "Young and talented, that definitely describes this Outkasts members, but where is CJ Rowell, where is he?"

 

[The familiar strings begin to play.]

 

Doug: "This has to be him."

 

[War Machine by Kiss.]

 

[The lights dim and a blue spotlight hits the entryway.]

 

# Wanna bite the hand that feeds me, wanna turn the tides

Set the demons free and watch 'em fly

 Strike down the one who leads me, I'm gonna take his place

Gonna vindicate the human race #

 

[The curtains part.]

 

# Better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine

Better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine #

 

[C.J. Rowell steps through those curtains as the crowd erupts in jeers for this hated man. Rowell is wearing blue jean shorts and kneepads, blue and white boots and white wrist tape. He holds two hands high over his head.]

 

# Take the reins of power and seize them, draw the battle lines

Armageddon's just a matter of time

Tear down the voice of reason, let the arrows fly

Your freedom's just a state of mind, yeah #

 

[Rowell, with evil smirk on face, walks briskly towards the ring. He's not even paying attention to the haters in the crowd. He jogs up the steps, and steps through the ropes and raises two fists high in the air. The crowd boos again.]

 

# Better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine

You better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine #

 

[As the famous guitar solo starts to kick in, the music fades out. He walks over to Ryan, and just stares at him, no words, no high-fives, nothing.]

 

Rick: Rowell and Storm are nose to nose. Is there something going on between them?

 

Doug: Not from what I've heard. These guys are the top tag team next to Team Danger and The Texas Outlaws, they can't be having trouble.

 

Rick: Well, we’ll see about that. TTO is next!

 

[You can hear a voice over the loudspeaker.]

 

"TTO IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!"

 

[...and then "Refuse to Lose" by Liquid Gang begins to play as Terry Norris, Bobby Blood and Pamela Duke begin to make their way down towards the ring. Norris and Blood are coming down with long wrestling pants on that is red with white stripes running down them and they have TTO running down the sides of them. They are wearing "TTO and that’s all you need to know!" shirts, as well as carrying street signs that say "Parking Lot" tours given here. Pamela Duke is wearing a one piece body suit that has the zipper in the front down just far enough to show some major, major cleavage.]

 

Doug: WOW! Pamela Duke is looking HOT tonight!

 

Rick: As opposed to, when?

 

Doug: Good point.

 

Rick: Well, the World Champions are coming out next!

 

[Bruce Dickinson's "The Zoo" begins and the fans jump to their feet. The curtains open and Walker and Greer jump out into the arena. They hold the five sets of Tag Team Titles already in their possession, including the WFWA World Tag Team Titles, up to the crowd. Team Danger are wearing matching ring gear, with subtle variations. Greer wears long baggy black vinyl pants with an orange fringe wrapping around his right leg, giving it a "ripped" look. The pants cover his boots down to the ankle. Down the left leg in bright orange is "Team Danger". Walker, on the other hand, has very similar pants, with the exception that they stop just below the knee. He wears black boots with orange accents and has martial arts style black kick-pads covering his shins and ankles. Greer and Walker sprint to the ring, dropping the titles along the way. As they both slide under the bottom rope, and come face to face with the Texas Outlaws. Rowell and Storm have since dropped out of the ring.]

 

Rick: HERE WE GO! TTO AND TEAM DANGER ARE STARING EACHOTHER DOWN!

 

Doug: And they’re tearing into each-other!

 

[And they are too. Greer and Blood have paired off, as well as Walker and Norris. Rowell points into the ring, and he and Storm enter the fray. Storm tackles Greer, while Rowell takes Bobby Blood.]

 

Rick: We’ve got a 3-way War going on here!

 

Doug: Six Men! One Ring! It’s CHAOS!

 

[The fight goes on, somehow the referee manages to get three of the men out of the ring. Tyrone Walker, Bobby Blood, and CJ Rowell remain in, fighting it out.]

 

Rick: Who’s your money on, Doug?

 

Doug: Ah… TTO, they’re due!

 

Rick: Ha! Team Danger, and that’s ALL you need to know!

 

[Rowell and Blood have gained the advantage on Walker, and proceed to double teaming him. This lasts all of about half a second until Rowell turns and decks the Outlaw member.]

 

Doug: Hey, look, CJ turned on Bobby, what a surprise.

 

[In the meantime, Walker has made it to Greer, and tagged him in. Greer and Walker both attack, and Norris enters making the save. Ryan Storm jumps in, and it’s a two-on-two-on-two brawl.]

 

Rick: This is nuts!

 

Doug: This _IS_ the ACW Tag Team Division!

 

Rick: The referee is trying to restore order but-

 

[Bobby Blood and Ryan Storm both clock him at the same time.]

 

Doug: This is INSANE!

 

Rick: It’s a six-way war!

 

Doug: This is INSANE!

 

Rick: Uh, you already said that.

 

Doug: So?

 

Rick: Well, it’s unprofessional.

 

Doug: Whatever.

 

[Blood and Storm continue the fight, Walker and Norris are off in the corner, and Greer and Rowell are pounding on each-other at the ropes.]

 

Rick: This is getting out of hand! Look! Greer and Rowell are on the floor fighting!

 

[And they are.]

 

[But wait, something strange is about to happen! The opening guitar line of Hatebreed’s “Mark My Words” pollutes the Public Announce System.]

 

Doug: What the-? Who in the hell?

 

[From backstage, a man steps out of the curtains, a very well dressed man to boot.]

 

Rick: That’s… that’s…

 

[He has a microphone in hand, and a million dollar smile across his face.]

 

Doug: That’s the VP!

 

Rick: Xyrus Williams is HERE!

 

[The music stops, and the Vice President of the WFWA prepares to make his first on-camera statement. Meanwhile, all fighting in ring has stopped.]

 

Xyrus: Gentlemen, this is getting a bit out of hand.

 

[Crowd pop. The reason is unknown.]

 

Xyrus: It appears to me, that the rules of a normal match will not do tonight, so…

 

[Bigger crowd pop.]

 

Xyrus: …This match will have No Disqualification!

 

Crowd: RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

Xyrus: On top of that, the first team to gain a pinfall, ANYWHERE IN THE BUILDING!!!

 

[This is getting ridiculous.]

 

Xyrus: …will be declared the Winners, and the World Tag Team Champions!

 

[And with that, Williams makes his way back into the curtain from which he came. Inside the ring, Tyrone Walker takes off.]

 

Doug: What the- ?

 

Rick: TOPE SUICIDA!

 

[And it was, Walker made it over the top ropes, and landed not only on his partner, but on CJ Rowell as well.]

 

Doug: Team Danger are on the outside, double teaming Rowell!

 

Rick: And on the inside, the Texas Outlaws are putting the boots to Ryan Storm!

 

[Greer has a chair, he plasters Rowell.]

 

Crowd: Oohhhhhh!

 

[Walker grabs Rowell, and he and Greer begin walking him up the aisle. The Outlaws see this, and toss Storm over the top ropes to the floor.]

 

Doug: Look! TTO is heading after Team Danger and Tyrone Walker!

 

[Greer disappears  behind the curtain with Rowell, followed by Ty Walker. Bobby Blood and Terry Norris begin trotting, and they make it back to the backstage area too.]

 

Rick: This one’s going to the back!

 

Doug: Oh man, I don’t know what Greer and Walker are doing, this is definitely putting the match in the TTO’s favor!

 

Rick: Yeah, but Greer and Walker are no slouches when it comes to fighting!

 

[Switch camera’s.]

 

[Backstage, Stephen Greer is whelping Rowell, and Ty Walker is attempting to keep the Outlaws at bay. The two-and-a-half teams fight their way through the back corridor, passing several WFWA personalities.]

 

Doug: I hope Williams knew what he was doing… there’s no telling what kind of damage these guys will do!

 

[Greer tosses Rowell through another door.]

 

Rick: Oh no…

 

Doug: It’s PARKING LOT TOUR time!

 

[That’s right, they’ve made it to a parking garage.]

 

Rick: It’s going to get ugly now.

 

[TTO charge in, attacking Team Danger. Rowell falls to the wayside, as Norris and Greer pair off, and Walker and Blood pair off. Terry Norris Irish whip’s Greer face first into a Pepsi Machine, and then pounces on him.]

 

Doug: Wow.

 

[Bobby Blood has Walker on the hood of a car, and he sends Walker head first into the car. At this point, Norris signals to Blood, and they duck further into the parking lot, coming back with two…]

 

Rick: TACO BELL SIGNS!

 

[Norris finds Greer, swings and connects. Greer is busted open. Bobby Blood swings at Tyrone Walker, but misses, and puts his sign through the  windshield of the car. This gives Walker the opportunity he needs.]

 

Doug: Walker is fighting back!

 

Rick: Lefts, rights, it’s crazy!

 

[Crack. Terry Norris just put an end to that little barrage of offense.]

 

Doug: Oh No! Norris knocked him over the head with a lead pipe!

 

Rick: And now their setting Greer up!

 

[Norris picks Greer up into a crucifix, and sends him down with Bloods help into the hood of a limousine.]

 

Doug: Greer is DEAD!

 

Rick: It’s over! New Tag Champions!

 

[But wait, the door to said limo opens.]

 

Doug: Wait a minute…

 

[The Only Star.]

 

Rick: That’s ERIC DANE!

 

[The Outlaws approach, first Norris, and Blood follows. From out of nowhere Walker cracks Blood over the head with one of the Taco Bell signs. Terry Norris turns, giving Eric the chance to catch him with a stiff lariat, putting him onto the car beside the limousine.]

 

Doug: Look, Eric is telling Walker to go up!

 

Rick: But to what?

 

[Walker climbs a nearby Ford Explorer, and Eric grabs Bobby Blood. He lifts him like a powerbomb, but falls over backward, Walker leaps off the SUV and catches him with a flying DDT.]

 

Doug: DIEMUTHAF[bleep]ADIE!

 

Rick: It’s over!

 

[Walker covers, Norris tries to get up, but is stopped by Greer.]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

One…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rick: Team Danger Retains!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Rowell, out of nowhere, comes back, attempting to break up the pin, Ryan Storm has finally made it out here also.]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Doug: OH NO!