Shockwave

[A video package starts to play which shows clips of the last several Pay Per View events as well as some regional action. It ends with the words shockwave.]

‘Nightmare’ Ryan Corey Vs. Drew Jacobs
North American Championship

[Ryan Corey took Drew Jacobs to the outside before the bell was even sounded and worked over him at the guard railings, they moved around the ringside area where the referee was forced into the action to try and steal a chair away from Jacobs who was about to blast Corey in the face with it. The men entered the ring and Corey was then subject to a tough physical try out and was punched in the face with some great velocity before Corey reversed and Irish whip that saw Drew Jacobs come off the ropes into the lariat of Corey. Ryan then went to work on Jacobs with some stiff kicks that had Nightmare Ryan Corey sitting in the corner where Jacobs took advantage by choking him with his boot. Jacobs went for a pin but could only get two before Ryan Corey rolled out of the ring for a breather. He walked around the squared circle until Jacobs slid out and took him off his feet with a big spear on the ringside mats as the referee was half way through his ten count. Jacobs picked up the ring bell and took Corey off his feet with it before climbing back into the ring, as the referee was on an 8 count Nightmare Ryan Corey got back into the ring and continued on with the match. Drew Jacobs sent him upside down briefly after that with a suplex and then landed some elbow drops. Jacobs ascended to the middle rope where he dropped another elbow drop and went for the cover but yet again he could not get past the two count. Corey then was scooped up for a slam but managed to drop down and hit a swinging neckbreaker. Corey bounced off the ropes and hit a leg drop before battling him into the corner where he climbed onto the middle rope and proceeded to punch him in the head ten times as the fans in the arena counted along. Jacobs pushed Corey down into the ring but he rolled back and ran at Jacobs who clotheslined him down. Drew Jacobs lifted up Ryan Corey and locked on a side headlock but Ryan nailed him in the stomach with an elbow and then lifted up Drew Jacobs and dropped him down for a belly to back suplex. Ryan Corey pulled up Drew Jacobs and sent him into the ropes, he ducks a clothesline and Ryan turned round where he kicked Jacobs in the stomach and nailed him with a piledriver for the 3 count.]

Maniac Mike Interview

(The scene opens up and we see Maniac Mike standing next to a gas pump in the gas station where his match will take place tonight. The Maniac is wearing jeans, a Philadelphia Eagles sweatshirt, and an Eagles hat. He looks around as the camera focuses in on him.)

Maniac: So this it huh, hee hee, this is where tonight I once again make history. Tonight I battle two other men, hee hee, one called Skytzo, a man who is consider a premier player in the hardcore division, hee hee. The other Fusion, hee hee, the man that is the Champion, hee hee, the man who is consider the top of the hardcore division.

(The Maniac smiles as he walks around the pumps.)

Maniac: Skytzo and Fusion, hee hee, I must say I know nothing of you two. You are new names to me, hee hee, you are men that I have never had the pleasure of beating in the ring. Boys what you must know is that I have been through it all, hee hee, I have done things men would never dream of doing, hee hee, never dream a human being could do. I am the man who has been dropped 30 feet off the top of a cage, hee hee, I have been blown up, hee hee, I have been hit with everything imaginable, hee hee, and I am still standing.

(The Maniac stops at one of the pumps and kicks it. He smiles.)

Maniac: Oh man that is going to hurt, hee hee.

(The Maniac turns and heads to the door of the office. He opens the door and heads inside. The camera follows. There is nothing and no one inside. The Maniac looks around.)

Maniac: I truly have to say boys, hee hee, I have never been involved in this type of match. This is a first, hee hee, but most likely it will not be the last. You see tonight I plan on coming in here, hee hee, and have a battle that no one in the WFWA will ever forget. Tonight, hee hee, blood will be spilled, hee hee, bones will be broken, hee hee, bodies will be battered and bruised, hee hee.

(The Maniac looks directly at the camera.)

Maniac: After tonight boys you will never be the same, hee hee.....

(The camera comes closer.)

Maniac: I will never be the same, hee hee.....

(The Maniac gives a big smile.)

Maniac: And the WFWA will have a new champion, hee hee, whether they like it or not.

(The Maniac turns and leaves the gas station. The scene fades out to black.)

Cruiserweight Battle Royal

World Cruiserweight Championship

[Shane Anderson, Fury, Lance Tanner, Nick Bower, Switchblade, Robbie, Kid Thunder, Black Widow, Kidd Rage, Kou Bishop, CK1 and Kevin Blazney were all in the ring battling it out. The movement in the ring was restricted due to the amount of people in the ring. Bishop and Robbie started to brawl around the corner area. Robbie hit Bishop in the head with an elbow and lifted him up trying to dump him over the top rope. Lance Tanner pulled Robbie off Kou Bishop and nailed him with a clothesline. Lance Tanner grabbed Bishop but was hit in the stomach with a knee. Kou Bishop locked on a headlock but Nick Bower nailed him in the back with a forearm smash. Switchblade and Bower started to double team Kou Bishop as Lance Tanner is on his hands and knees, he gets to his feet and nails a clothesline on Robbie. Kidd Rage is on the middle rope, he jumps off the middle rope but Shane Anderson catches him and dumps him over the top rope. CK1 kicks Nick Bower in the stomach and Black Widow comes off the ropes and she kicks him in the chest he falls back into the ropes where Fury runs at him and clotheslines him over the top rope to be eliminated. Shane Anderson is nailed with a forearm from Kevin Blazney. Anderson sends Blazney into the corning with a hard right and he tries to throw him over the top rope but Switchblade pulls Anderson away from him and lifts him up nailing a big spinning spine buster. Kid Thunder hits a big dropkick that hits Tanner in the face he falls through the ropes onto the apron. He gets to his feet and grabs Kou Bishop, Tanner lifts Bishop up and tries to hit a suplex but Tanner is halted and Bishop suplexes Lance Tanner into the ring. Kevin Blazney is scooped up by Black Widow and she drops him down with a body slam. CK1 jumps in the air and hits a big elbow drop. Switchblade runs across the ring and goes for a flying high cross body but Robbie jumps into the air and hits a dropkick. CK1 is pulled up and Kid Thunder bends CK1 down and lifts him up for a powerbomb but CK1 drops down onto his feet and grabs Kid Thunders head and throws him over the top rope. Shane Anderson is hit with a stiff kick that sends him up against the ropes by Switchblade. Fury tries to push Anderson over the top rope but Robbie hits him in the back of the head. Shane Anderson ducks a swing by Switchblade and he pushes Switchblade over the top rope for the elimination. Black Widow hits Robbie with a big DDT in the centre of the ring. As she gets up Kou Bishop hits a chop block and CK1 nails a big leg drop. Blazney hits an open palm chop on Lance Tanner and then sends him across the ring with an Irish whip, he comes off the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Tanner ducks and goes for a backslide sending Blazney over the top rope but Blazney lands on the apron. Tanner pulls up Kevin Blazney and nails him with a hard right hand sending him off theapron for the elimination. Fury takes Robbie down with an arm drag but as he gets up Black Widow slaps him round the face and lifts him up with a firemans carry she grabs his head and nails a big Death Valley Driver. Shane Anderson is standing on the middle rope, Tanner runs at him and Shane jumps leap fogging over Tanner and hitting Black Widow with a big flying clothesline. Fury bounces off the ropes and takes Tanner down with a clothesline. Black Widow is pulled up and thrown over the top rope for an elimination. Shane Anderson is working over CK1 in the corner. Robbie runs in but Shane moves out the way and Robbie hits CK1. Shane grabs Robbie from behind and hits a German suplex. CK1 jumps up so he is sitting on the top rope. Shane gets up and CK1 jumps taking off his head with a lariat. Fury and Lance Tanner are battling it out on the other side of the ring, Fury sends Tanner into the ropes, he bounces off them and Tanner sends Fury over the top rope with a back body drop. Kou Bishop grabs CK1 and sends him into the corner he runs in and hits CK1 with a running clothesline. CK1 sends Kou Bishop across the ring with an Irish whip, Bishop hits the corner and stumbles out CK1 scoops up Bishop and throws him over the top rope. Tanner pulls Robbie up and hits him with a vertical suplex. Shane Anderson bends CK1 backwards and hits an inverted DDT. Robbie is lifted up and thrown over the top rope. Lance Tanner goes over to CK1 and Shane Anderson and kicks CK1, Anderson and Tanner sends CK1 across the ring and take him down with a double clothesline. Anderson pulls up CK1 and hits an inverted atomic drop. CK1 jumps in the air holding his groin. Lance Tanner clotheslines him over the top rope. Tanner turns round and Anderson nails him with a super kick that sends him over the top rope for the elimination and becomes the winner of the battle royal.]

Maniac Mike Vs. Skytzo Vs. Fusion

World Hardcore Championship

(The camera cut back to a make shift gas station outside on the arena,

the

first man to make his way out is Maniac Mike, he stands waiting for the

other. Skytzo is the next to come out, he starts walks towards Mike,

then a

screeching sound come from behind and a car races out ands hits Skytzo

sending him flying into a walk. The car stops and out comes Fusion, who

is

met by Mike who flies across the hood of the car. Both men exchange

blows,

Mike gets the advantage by sending Fusion through the windshield of the

car.

Fusion’s head is cut open, Mike walks over to Skytzo and covers him,

the ref

counts)

1…

2…

And Fusion with the save.

(Mike gets up to be met by a kick to the stomach and a DDT on the

concrete.

Fusion picks up Skytzo, who has blood coming out of his ears and nose

and

puts him on his shoulder and torpedoes him into the wall. Fusion looks

at

Skytzo and starts to laugh, but it stopped by a trashcan to the back of

the

head from Mike. Mike takes Fusion and tosses him into and through the

stage

door. Mike is beating on Fusion and slowly making their way into the

arena.

The Camera cut out in the back.)

(A new camera picks up the two men coming into the arena and down to

the

ring. Mike throws Fusion in the ring and then goes under the mat to

pull out

a trash can lid and slides into the ring. But is met by Fusion, who

tackles

Mike and start to punch away, the two men roll around and either gains

the

advantage, until Mike pushes Fusion outside of the ring where he

follows and

picks up Fusion and slams him into the ring post and then picks him up

and

up onto the announce table, Mike gets ready to set Fusion up for a

piledriver on the table, but Fusion reverses it into a kid crusher. The

Table breaks and Fusion goes for the cover.)

1…

2…

An at the last second Mike gets a shoulder up.

(Fusion kicks away at the head of Mike, blood starts to shot out of the

mouth of Mike. Fusion rolls Mike into the ring and Fusion climbs the

top

rope and flies off onto Mike with a leg drop. Fusion Picks up Mike and

executes a Fisher men DDT, Fusion gets ready for the cover, but out of

the

crowd comes Link, he grabs Fusion and send him flying off the rope and

into

a spinebuster on top of a Trash can lid. Link helps Mike up and the two

men

pick up Fusion and hit him with a double power bomb. Mike sends Link

out to

get a table and Link goes out and slides a table in,as Mike stomps away

at

Fusion. Link sets up the table and Mike gets up on the top rope and

Link

picks up Fusion and gets ready to set him up, all of a sudden out of

the

back comes R.J. Harris he grabs Link and sends him flying out of the

ring,

Harris follows him out. Mike looks at what is going on for a second and

Fusion grabs Mike head and D.D.T.s him off the top rope through the

table.

Fusion’s arm goes over for the cover.)

1…

2…

3…

(Fusion retain the WFWA Hardcore Title, Harris rolls Link back in and

Fusion

Stomps away at him. Fusion picks up Link and holds him arms as Harris

hits

Link with a Broken Heart. With both member of the Crazy Ones laying in

the

ring. Harris calls for a microphone, a stage hand give him one.)

Harris Ladies and Gentlemen it is my pleasure to introduce the newest

member

of the MSS, the WFWA Hardcore Champion Fusion. An this is just the

beginning

to what the MSS has planned for the WFWA, Hell has come and someone is

going

to get fried.

(Harris drops the mic as Fusion and He walk back to the locker room

with the

WFWA Hardcore Title held high in the air.)

Maniac Mike Interview

(Out of the back comes Douglas Dream and Neurosis. Dream sends Neurosis after the Maniac who is lying in the ring exhausted from his match. Neurosis stands over him.)

Doug: What is Neurosis doing here? Rick: Not sure but this doesn't look close to good for the Maniac.

(Neurosis starts to drool as he goes down his pants and pulls out his trusty screwdriver. As he does the crowd cheers as The Link comes running out from the back. The Link pushes Dream aside and hits the ring. He gets in front of Neurosis. They stare at each other as the Maniac struggles to get up.)

Doug: It is a showdown in the ring.

Rick: Yeah but what is going to happen.

(Dream gets up and waves for someone from the back. Out from the back comes Omega, another former member of the Misfits. He runs to the ring and stands next to Neurosis.)

Doug: Man this is getting weirder and weirder by the moment. Rick: Yeah no doubt.

(Neurosis and Omega surround The Link. The Maniac pulls himself up on the ropes. The Maniac staggers over to The Link and puts his hand on his shoulder.)

Doug: Amazing the Maniac is standing and ready to help The Link.

(The Link smiles and grabs the Maniac by the arm. Neurosis and Omega step back. Dream gets on the apron and nods. The Link turns to the Maniac and gives him a short arm clothesline.)

Doug: WHAT THE HELL?!?!

(The crowd starts to boo as The Link turns to Neurosis and hugs him. Omega comes over and hugs The Link also as Neurosis puts the boots to the Maniac. Dream enters the ring and asks for a microphone. He gets it. The Link smiles and shakes hands with Dream.)

Dream: Ahh what a glorious night. The Link is with his true friends and the Maniac gets what he finally deserves.

(Neurosis and Omega pick up the Maniac. They hold his limp body up. Dream gets in the Maniac's face.)

Dream: I told you all along we would get you. Neurosis told you we would end this. Maniac your days are over. Your best friend just left your ASS!!! Just like you left the rest of us on your way to glory. Well now Maniac you can go TO HELL!!!!!

(All of a sudden out of the back comes Dark Journey. She runs into the ring and stands in front of the Maniac. She shakes her head. We hear her say "Stop this, stop this now". The Link grabs the mic.)

Link: Journey this is....is....is not your battle get out of the way.

DJ: NO! Stop this!

(Dream grabs the mic from The Link.)

Dream: Journey come on now get out of the way.

(Journey grabs the mic.)

 DJ: NO! NO! (pauses) You are doing this all wrong.

(Journey gets an evil smile on her face. She turns and kicks the Maniac in the groin. The Maniac goes down to his knees and the crowd boos.)

Doug: What the hell is going on? Rick: Well from the looks of things The Maniac has no more friends.

(Journey puts her arm around Dream.)

DJ: He never saw it coming did he.

Dream: Nope.

DJ: Maniac you idiot who do you think gave Dream all the money to do this huh. Who could of done it huh? Well Maniac.....

(Journey lifts his head as the Maniac is on his knees at this point.)

DJ: It was me. It was me all along Maniac, using your money to plan this. Using your money to get Neurosis, Omega, and Dream into the WFWA. I did it Maniac. And you want to know why.....

(Journey slaps the Maniac.)

DJ: Because you stole all the glory, you stole all the limelight. Everyone talked about the Maniac when it came to the Misfits. The Link, Omega, Dream, Neurosis, and I were left in the background. Well now Maniac we are going to the limelight by ourselves, we are going to be the next big thing. Maniac you are all alone now and tonight is just the beginning, the worst is yet to come.

(Journey looks at Omega.)

DJ: Omega get a table.

(Omega drops one side of the Maniac. Journey turns to The Link.)

DJ: Link go up top.

(The Link climbs the ropes as Omega brings in a table. Journey turns to Neurosis.)

DJ: Neurosis, you know what to do.

(Neurosis nods yes. Journey looks on and smiles.)

Doug: What are they doing? Omega has a table setup.

Rick: Oh this cannot be good.

(Neurosis lifts the Maniac up and puts him on The Links shoulder. The Link gives a thumbs up as the crowd boos. The Link powerslams the Maniac through the table off the top rope. The table breaks in half and the Maniac goes totally limp. The Link rolls off of him grabbing his ribs and smiling. Journey, Dream, Omega, and Neurosis stand over the Maniac.)

DJ: IT IS ONLY THE BEGINNING MANIAC!!

(Journey drops the mic on the Maniac as The Link gets up. They all hold their arms up in the air. The crowd boos and throws things.)

Doug: This is disgusting. Look what they did to the Maniac. Rick : Yeah but help is on the wa....look.

(The crowd blows up as Tyrone Walker, Stephen Greer, and Christian Light come running down the aisle. Neurosis sees them and points them out to everyone else. They all bolt the ring as Light, Walker, and Greer slide in. They all go over to the Maniac as Omega, Neurosis, The Link, Journey, and Dream walk back up the ramp to the back.)

Doug: Okay get some help down here now. My god the Maniac is hurt bad. Rick: I have never seen him this bad off.

(EMT's come to the ring as Team Danger checks on the Maniac.)

Doug: Folks it looks like The Crazy Ones are no longer. One of the greatest tag teams of all time is gone.

Rick: You think. Man that was brutal.

Doug: Let's go to an interview or something while they check on the Maniac.

Team Danger Vs. Outkast Vs. The Texas Outlaws

World Tag Team Championships

# It's criminal There ought to be a law

Criminal There ought to be a whole lot more

You get nothing for nothing Tell me who can you trust

We got what you want And you got the lust #

[The crowd starts booing and standing as close to the guardrails as possible.]

#If you want blood, you got it

If you want blood, you got it

Blood on the streets

Blood on the rocks

Blood in the gutter

Every last drop

You want blood, you got it #

["If You Want Blood (You've Got It)" by AC/DC plays on. Ryan Storm comes jogging out from behind the curtain and stops at the loud boos for him. He almost has chill running up and down his spin, and smiles a cocky grin.]

Doug: "There is one half of the Outkasts. Ryan Storm, and did you hear this crowd tell him what they think."

Rick: "Definitely not a crowd favorite in California."

# It's animal Livin' in a human zoo

Animal The shit that they toss to you Locked in a cage

Thrown to the lions On a second's rage #

[As a few hands hang over the railing, Ryan makes it a habit not to slap them all. He stops halfway down the aisle, as the song's chorus kicks in again, and adjusts the wifebeater and his black jogging pants from the grabbing they have already have had to them. He bends down to make sure his boots are laced up tight.]

# If you want blood, you got it

If you want blood, you got it

Blood on the streets

Blood on the rocks

Blood in the gutter

Every last drop

You want blood, you got it #

[Ryan stands up, and runs towards the ring, slides in, and hops to his feet. Raising both hands high in the air, the crowd erupts in even more jeers. Ryan goes to stand by the closest corner.]

# Blood on the rocks

Blood on the streets

Blood in the sky

Blood on the sheets

If you want blood - you got it #

[Ryan climbs the turnbuckles, raising both fists high in the air. The music dies out during the chorus and Ryan steps down to wait for the competition.]

Rick: "Quite the entrance for a young promising wrestler. Too bad he was trained by a washed up guy like Rowell."

Doug: "Young and talented, that definitely describes this Outkasts members, but where is CJ Rowell, where is he?"

[The familiar strings begin to play.]

Doug: "This has to be him."

[War Machine by Kiss.]

[The lights dim and a blue spotlight hits the entryway.]

# Wanna bite the hand that feeds me, wanna turn the tides

Set the demons free and watch 'em fly

Strike down the one who leads me, I'm gonna take his place

Gonna vindicate the human race #

[The curtains part.]

# Better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine

Better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine #

[C.J. Rowell steps through those curtains as the crowd erupts in jeers for this hated man. Rowell is wearing blue jean shorts and kneepads, blue and white boots and white wrist tape. He holds two hands high over his head.]

# Take the reins of power and seize them, draw the battle lines

Armageddon's just a matter of time

Tear down the voice of reason, let the arrows fly

Your freedom's just a state of mind, yeah #

[Rowell, with evil smirk on face, walks briskly towards the ring. He's not even paying attention to the haters in the crowd. He jogs up the steps, and steps through the ropes and raises two fists high in the air. The crowd boos again.]

# Better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine

You better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine #

[As the famous guitar solo starts to kick in, the music fades out. He walks over to Ryan, and just stares at him, no words, no high-fives, nothing.]

Rick: Rowell and Storm are nose to nose. Is there something going on between them?

Doug: Not from what I've heard. These guys are the top tag team next to Team Danger and The Texas Outlaws, they can't be having trouble.

Rick: Well, we’ll see about that. TTO is next!

[You can hear a voice over the loudspeaker.]

"TTO IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW!"

[...and then "Refuse to Lose" by Liquid Gang begins to play as Terry Norris, Bobby Blood and Pamela Duke begin to make their way down towards the ring. Norris and Blood are coming down with long wrestling pants on that is red with white stripes running down them and they have TTO running down the sides of them. They are wearing "TTO and that’s all you need to know!" shirts, as well as carrying street signs that say "Parking Lot" tours given here. Pamela Duke is wearing a one piece body suit that has the zipper in the front down just far enough to show some major, major cleavage.]

Doug: WOW! Pamela Duke is looking HOT tonight!

Rick: As opposed to, when?

Doug: Good point.

Rick: Well, the World Champions are coming out next!

[Bruce Dickinson's "The Zoo" begins and the fans jump to their feet. The curtains open and Walker and Greer jump out into the arena. They hold the five sets of Tag Team Titles already in their possession, including the WFWA World Tag Team Titles, up to the crowd. Team Danger are wearing matching ring gear, with subtle variations. Greer wears long baggy black vinyl pants with an orange fringe wrapping around his right leg, giving it a "ripped" look. The pants cover his boots down to the ankle. Down the left leg in bright orange is "Team Danger". Walker, on the other hand, has very similar pants, with the exception that they stop just below the knee. He wears black boots with orange accents and has martial arts style black kick-pads covering his shins and ankles. Greer and Walker sprint to the ring, dropping the titles along the way. As they both slide under the bottom rope, and come face to face with the Texas Outlaws. Rowell and Storm have since dropped out of the ring.]

Rick: HERE WE GO! TTO AND TEAM DANGER ARE STARING EACHOTHER DOWN!

Doug: And they’re tearing into each-other!

[And they are too. Greer and Blood have paired off, as well as Walker and Norris. Rowell points into the ring, and he and Storm enter the fray. Storm tackles Greer, while Rowell takes Bobby Blood.]

Rick: We’ve got a 3-way War going on here!

Doug: Six Men! One Ring! It’s CHAOS!

[The fight goes on, somehow the referee manages to get three of the men out of the ring. Tyrone Walker, Bobby Blood, and CJ Rowell remain in, fighting it out.]

Rick: Who’s your money on, Doug?

Doug: Ah… TTO, they’re due!

Rick: Ha! Team Danger, and that’s ALL you need to know!

[Rowell and Blood have gained the advantage on Walker, and proceed to double teaming him. This lasts all of about half a second until Rowell turns and decks the Outlaw member.]

Doug: Hey, look, CJ turned on Bobby, what a surprise.

[In the meantime, Walker has made it to Greer, and tagged him in. Greer and Walker both attack, and Norris enters making the save. Ryan Storm jumps in, and it’s a two-on-two-on-two brawl.]

Rick: This is nuts!

Doug: This _IS_ the ACW Tag Team Division!

Rick: The referee is trying to restore order but-

[Bobby Blood and Ryan Storm both clock him at the same time.]

Doug: This is INSANE!

Rick: It’s a six-way war!

Doug: This is INSANE!

Rick: Uh, you already said that.

Doug: So?

Rick: Well, it’s unprofessional.

Doug: Whatever.

[Blood and Storm continue the fight, Walker and Norris are off in the corner, and Greer and Rowell are pounding on each-other at the ropes.]

Rick: This is getting out of hand! Look! Greer and Rowell are on the floor fighting!

[And they are.]

[But wait, something strange is about to happen! The opening guitar line of Hatebreed’s “Mark My Words” pollutes the Public Announce System.]

Doug: What the-? Who in the hell?

[From backstage, a man steps out of the curtains, a very well dressed man to boot.]

Rick: That’s… that’s…

[He has a microphone in hand, and a million dollar smile across his face.]

Doug: That’s the VP!

Rick: Xyrus Williams is HERE!

[The music stops, and the Vice President of the WFWA prepares to make his first on-camera statement. Meanwhile, all fighting in ring has stopped.]

Xyrus: Gentlemen, this is getting a bit out of hand.

[Crowd pop. The reason is unknown.]

Xyrus: It appears to me, that the rules of a normal match will not do tonight, so…

[Bigger crowd pop.]

Xyrus: …This match will have No Disqualification!

Crowd: RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Xyrus: On top of that, the first team to gain a pinfall, ANYWHERE IN THE BUILDING!!!

[This is getting ridiculous.]

Xyrus: …will be declared the Winners, and the World Tag Team Champions!

[And with that, Williams makes his way back into the curtain from which he came. Inside the ring, Tyrone Walker takes off.]

Doug: What the- ?

Rick: TOPE SUICIDA!

[And it was, Walker made it over the top ropes, and landed not only on his partner, but on CJ Rowell as well.]

Doug: Team Danger are on the outside, double teaming Rowell!

Rick: And on the inside, the Texas Outlaws are putting the boots to Ryan Storm!

[Greer has a chair, he plasters Rowell.]

Crowd: Oohhhhhh!

[Walker grabs Rowell, and he and Greer begin walking him up the aisle. The Outlaws see this, and toss Storm over the top ropes to the floor.]

Doug: Look! TTO is heading after Team Danger and Tyrone Walker!

[Greer disappears behind the curtain with Rowell, followed by Ty Walker. Bobby Blood and Terry Norris begin trotting, and they make it back to the backstage area too.]

Rick: This one’s going to the back!

Doug: Oh man, I don’t know what Greer and Walker are doing, this is definitely putting the match in the TTO’s favor!

Rick: Yeah, but Greer and Walker are no slouches when it comes to fighting!

[Switch camera’s.]

[Backstage, Stephen Greer is whelping Rowell, and Ty Walker is attempting to keep the Outlaws at bay. The two-and-a-half teams fight their way through the back corridor, passing several WFWA personalities.]

Doug: I hope Williams knew what he was doing… there’s no telling what kind of damage these guys will do!

[Greer tosses Rowell through another door.]

Rick: Oh no…

Doug: It’s PARKING LOT TOUR time!

[That’s right, they’ve made it to a parking garage.]

Rick: It’s going to get ugly now.

[TTO charge in, attacking Team Danger. Rowell falls to the wayside, as Norris and Greer pair off, and Walker and Blood pair off. Terry Norris Irish whip’s Greer face first into a Pepsi Machine, and then pounces on him.]

Doug: Wow.

[Bobby Blood has Walker on the hood of a car, and he sends Walker head first into the car. At this point, Norris signals to Blood, and they duck further into the parking lot, coming back with two…]

Rick: TACO BELL SIGNS!

[Norris finds Greer, swings and connects. Greer is busted open. Bobby Blood swings at Tyrone Walker, but misses, and puts his sign through the windshield of the car. This gives Walker the opportunity he needs.]

Doug: Walker is fighting back!

Rick: Lefts, rights, it’s crazy!

[Crack. Terry Norris just put an end to that little barrage of offense.]

Doug: Oh No! Norris knocked him over the head with a lead pipe!

Rick: And now their setting Greer up!

[Norris picks Greer up into a crucifix, and sends him down with Bloods help into the hood of a limousine.]

Doug: Greer is DEAD!

Rick: It’s over! New Tag Champions!

[But wait, the door to said limo opens.]

Doug: Wait a minute…

[The Only Star.]

Rick: That’s ERIC DANE!

[The Outlaws approach, first Norris, and Blood follows. From out of nowhere Walker cracks Blood over the head with one of the Taco Bell signs. Terry Norris turns, giving Eric the chance to catch him with a stiff lariat, putting him onto the car beside the limousine.]

Doug: Look, Eric is telling Walker to go up!

Rick: But to what?

[Walker climbs a nearby Ford Explorer, and Eric grabs Bobby Blood. He lifts him like a powerbomb, but falls over backward, Walker leaps off the SUV and catches him with a flying DDT.]

Doug: DIEMUTHAF[bleep]ADIE!

Rick: It’s over!

[Walker covers, Norris tries to get up, but is stopped by Greer.]

One…

Rick: Team Danger Retains!

Two…

[Rowell, out of nowhere, comes back, attempting to break up the pin, Ryan Storm has finally made it out here also.]

Doug: OH NO!

THREE!!!

[Eric Dane just made the save, double clotheslining the Outkasts.]

Rick: It’s Over!

Doug: Team Danger retains!

Xavier Vs. Rayne

World Television Championship

Doug: We're ready to roll, for what may very well be the most talked about match here tonight!

Rick: Ya know Doug, I've been watching this happen for quite some time now and Xavier and Rayne are two the WFWA's breakout stars of 2001. If this match lives even CLOSE to the hype that it is producing ...

Doug: It could possibly be a classic!

Rick: Exactly.

['Ave Verum Corpous' by William Byrd begins to play over the arena. The
lights fade out, and the blue light permeates the darkness.]

Rick: Is this a counter to Rayne's 'Ave Verum?'

Doug: It would be, if Rayne's music were 'Ave Verum.'

Rick: It's not?

Doug: Nope ...

Rick: Oh ...

[The light takes over, and Xavier's symbol appears on the WFWAtron. Then,
Xavier walks out onto the entrance ramp, and the crowd cheers him on.]

Doug: What the hell is he carrying?

[Xavier is pushing a cart with him, as he walks down the aisle. It is the
infamous 'Cart O Weapons' that Skyzto uses in most of his matches. He
rushes it down the ring, and parks it outside of the cage. Then, Xavier
enters the cage, taking his 'Justifier' with him. The lightes come back up, as he waits for Rayne to make entrance.]

Rick: Xavier is looking ready for this fight tonight. The intensity between these two is outrageous.

[the lights black out and a voice comes over the PA]

Voice: When the rain falls ...

[the sound of thunder cracks loudly]

Voice: ... NOTHING ...

[a heart beats, and the lights flicker]

Voice: ... is safe ...

[silver glitter begins falling from the ceiling, as strobe lights shatter the darkness. it gives a "falling rain" sort of effect as "Dies Irae" from Verdi's Requiem begins to hit the arena.]

Doug: Rayne is on his way ...

[Rayne steps out onto the stage, with his white "ACW Pride" t-shirt now red from blood. His head is bandaged up, and he looks to the crowd as they chant his name. He's wearing a pair of blue jeans, cut off at the knee, and black combat boots. He begins his march to the ring, as Xavier smiles inside the cage.]

Rick: Here he comes, and he doesn't look very well at all after the beating in the backstage area from Xavier ...

[Rayne stops outside the cage and grabs a chair at ringside. He walks up the steps and through the ropes, just as Xavier charges him. The music stops, the bell rings and this thing begins.]

Doug: HERE WE GO!

[Xavier comes at Rayne swinging the bat, but Rayne swings his chair up and blocks the blow. Rayne stuffs his leg into Xavier's stomach, and as soon as he buckles over, Rayne hammers down on him with the chair.]

Rick: Rayne taking an early advantage!

[Rayne picks the chair up again and swings sideways, hammering Xavier in the face. Xavier clutches his head, and Rayne lifts the chair again, but Xavier delivers a huge low blow taking Rayne down and dropping the chair.]

Doug: Xavier with a low blow!

[Xavier pulls himself up, and Rayne follows. Xavier backs Rayne against the cage hammering him with some nasty knife-edge chops. He hits one ... two ... they get faster and faster, he must be hitting ten-fifteen knife edge chops. Rayne drops to his knees clutching his chest.]

Rick: JESUS! Xavier beat the crap out of Rayne with those chops! Look how red his chest is!

[Xavier walks back over to this "Justifier" and picks it up. The crowd is cheering Rayne's name as he pulls himself up, but Xavier bides his time and waits for it. Rayne gets to his feet, but Xavier cracks the bat across Rayne's left knee. Rayne drops, clutching it in pain. Xavier hammers it again, and again ...]

Doug: Xavier is trying to tear Rayne apart!

[Xavier drops the bat and grabs Rayne by the hair, pulling him up. He starts slamming Rayne's head into the cage over and over and over and over ... Rayne's bandages are torn off, and he's bleeding like a faucet.]

Rick: This is sick ...

[Xavier stops and turns Rayne around, tying his arms up into the ropes. Xavier picks the bat back up.]

Doug: Rayne can't even defend himself!

[Xavier points to the crowd, in a "Babe Ruth, calling his shot moment"]

Rick: Oh dear God ...

[Xavier takes a massive swing, mahhering Rayne upside the head and a loud "crack" is heard. Rayne spits out a few teeth, as his right eye is swollen and bleeding now.]

Doug: Rayne just got the living crap knocked out of him with that bat!

[The crowd is booing like mad. Xavier is hamming it up, and points to Rayne again.]

Rick: No, not again!

[Xavier swings again, but Rayne comes loose and kicks the bat right into Xavier's face. He drops the bat, holding his head as Rayne spits out a mouthful of blood.]

Doug: Rayne is loose!

[Rayne charges Xavier and lifts him into the air, running all the way across the cage and driving him right into the cage. Xavier drops, clutching his back as Rayne walks over to pick up his chair.]

Rick: Rayne just drove Xavier HARD into that cage!

[Rayne picks up his chair and unfolds it in the center of the ring, and walks over to Xavier. Xavier punches him in the stomach, and whips Rayne to the ropes, but Rayne reverses it. Xavier comes back and Rayne hits a drop toe hold right onto the chair. Xavier's head bounces off the steel, and he clutches his face as Rayne gets back up.]

Doug: Drop toe hold onto the chair!

[Rayne grabs Xavier's legs and hooks them. He drops back, sending Xavier flying face-first into the cage. Xavier hits hard, and drops down between the ropes & the cage.]

Rick: Xavier is caught now!

[Rayne walks over and picks up Xavier's bat.]

Doug: Time for some retribution!

[Rayne walks back over to Xavier and starts hammering on him with his own bat. Xavier is grabbing his chest, trying not to get the hell beat out him. It's not helping much]

Rick: Rayne is getting some revenge here!

[Rayne drops the bat after a few hits and grabs Xavier, pulling him out from between the ropes & cage. Both men begin brawling, exchanging punches. Xavier starts taking a slight advantage, backing Rayne against the door of the cage. Xavier hits jab after jab after jab, finally hitting an uppercut and Rayne topples up and over the ropes, between them and the cage.]

Doug: Rayne is in trouble again!

[Xavier steps back, and is poised for the attack. Rayne pulls himself up onto his feet and Xavier charges him, spearing him against the cage, but his back is against the door! Xavier spears Rayne hard and the cage door flies open, sending both men tumbling out into ringside.]

Rick: They just broke the damn door off the cage!

[Rayne flies onto the concrete, but Xavier's momentum sent him flying into the guardrail head-first. He hits extremely hard, and starts to bleed.]

Doug: Both men are busted open now!

[Rayne gets himself up and pulls a light bulb out of the shopping cart. He turns around, and walks over to Xavier, smashing it into his head.]

Rick: LOOK AT THE GLASS IS XAVIER'S FOREHEAD!

[Rayne rushes to the cart for a weapon, and grabs a Lava Lamp. He returns to Xavier, who has grabbed a chair. He throws it at Rayne and nails the Lava Lamp. The lamp breaks on impact, and it bursts onto Rayne's face. Rayne attempts to clean his face while Xavier rushes to the cart. He grabs a electro-magnetic ball, and slams it over Rayne's head. Rayne's hair stands on end from the electricity, then falls down.]

Doug: This is getting twisted!

Rick: There is an interesting assortment of weapons in there, that's for sure!

[Both men are bleeding from every area on their body, but the men keep going on. Rayne goes and climbs the cage while Xavier gets a Playstation II from the cart. He chucks it at Rayne, who now stands on top of the cage. Xavier nails Rayne, who falls down. Xavier climbs the cage, and
grabs Rayne. Xavier sets up for the 'State of Purgatory' and gets it to work. He attempts to slam him into the cage top, but he misses instead, they both fall off the cage. The move still connects, but they slam through the Polish Announcer's table. Jankiewicz, the announcer, starts to yell in polish, and then nails both men with his microphone.]

Doug: MY GOD!

Rick: That's got to be a good fifteen foot fall!

Doug: They haven't even touched the ladder yet, and these two are half-beaten to death!

[Both men are down for awhile. Xavier pops up first, and drags Rayne up by his hair. Rayne's face looks horrible. Xavier drags Rayne and pulls him up the steps and back into the cage. Xavier walks back out and grabs a few items out of the shopping cart, tossing them into the ring.]

Rick: Xavier is getting more toys of destruction!

[Xavier climbs back into the cage and Rayne is laying off to the side, looking totally beaten. Xavier walks over to the ladder and picks it up, setting it in the center of the ring.]

Doug: Finally! Xavier sets up the ladder!

[Xavier begins climbing the ladder. He makes it a quarter of the way up ... half the way up ... Rayne is coming back to life.]

Rick: Rayne isn't dead yet!

Doug: He better get up and stop Xavier though!

[Xavier is almost three quarters of the way up the ladder. Rayne is on his feet and stumbles over to the ladder, looking at Xavier way up in the air.]

Rick: Start climbing Rayne, or knock the thing over!

[Rayne kicks the locks up on the ladder and it shakes. Xavier looks down, wide eyed.]

Doug: What in the ...

[Rayne wraps his arms around both sides of the ladder and lifts up. In essence, he sides suplexes the ladder. Xavier is way too high in the air. He flies, damn near over the top, but lands chest-first across the top of the cage. Rayne takes a second, and picks the ladder back up and rests for a minute.]

Rick: RAYNE JUST SUPLEXED A LADDER!?

Doug: It did the trick! Xavier almost got thrown from the cage!

[Xavier pulls himself up, and looks around for a second. He sees the belt hanging in front of him, with about a fifteen-foot lunge and a twenty-foot free fall. His eyes open wide and he leaps for the World Television championship, but Rayne stands the ladder up and pushes it right into Xavier's face. Xavier is stopped in mid-air and falls all twenty feet, crashing to the mat and landing nasty. He clutches his back, screaming in pain.]

Rick: Xavier ate ladder, then ate mat! He looks like he may have gotten seriously injured there!

[Rayne drags Xavier out into the center of the ring. He is limping, and the longer this is going, the worse it is getting. He opens the ladder and places Xavier inside the ladder. Rayne walks over and picks up a chair, before running into the ropes and leaping up, sliding the chair underneath him and senton splashing the chair, sending all his weight crashing down on Xavier’s chest.]

Doug: This is sick!

[Rayne opens the ladder back up, and pulls Xavier out. He sets up the ladder.]

Rick: Rayne is going to try his luck now!

[Rayne starts climbing the ladder and Xavier begins getting back up. Rayne has made it about half-way up, but Xavier climbs right up behind him.]

Doug: Xavier is right behind him!

[Xavier starts punching behind Rayne’s injured left knee, stopping him. Rayne clutches the knee, and Xavier climbs right up on him, pulls the leg out and racks Rayne on the rung of the ladder. Xavier then twists around Rayne’s leg and uses the ladder for leverage, turning what is known as a ring-post figure four into a ladder-rung figure four in midair.]

Rick: The ladder is teetering like crazy, but listen to Rayne scream!

[He is too, Rayne is screaming in pain and the ladder is wobbling horribly as Xavier pours on the pressure. After nearly a minute in the hold, the ladder finally falls over on top of Xavier, breakling the hold.]

Doug: That … that had to have destroyed Rayne’s knee …

[Rayne and Xavier are both down, but Xavier is trying slowly to pry himself out from under the ladder. He finally does.]

Rick: I’ve never seen a combination like this ladder and cage match … these two men are killing themselves …

Doug: It all boils down to the true hatred between these men.

[Xavier is up, and holding his back in pain. He stumbles over to Rayne and drops to one knee, resting for a second, before dragging Rayne away from the ladder. He then lays the ladder in the center of the ring, and picks Rayne up.]

Rick: What is he going to do now!?

[Xavier basket suplexes Rayne across the ladder. Xavier screams in pain, dropping and clutching his back, but Rayne just seems too tired to do hardly anything.]

Doug: Xavier is hurting himself to try and hurt Rayne … these two must truly hate one another …

[Xavier gets back up again, setting up the ladder. At the same time, Rayne has begun to climb the cage.]

Rick: What is Rayne doing!? I think Xavier knocked him silly! Climbing the cage won’t do anything for him!

[Xavier keeps climbing the ladder, getting closer and closer to the top. Rayne is about half-way up the cage.]

Doug: Rayne is going to lose this match, I think you’re right! I don’t think he knows where he is at this point!

Rick: Rayne has lost so much blood, it’s hard to say, Doug!

[Xavier is inches from the belt, stretching to reach it. Just then, Rayne shoots himself off the side of the cage and spins around, nailing Xavier with a flying cross bodypress, sending both men flying all the way down to the mat again.]

Doug: FLYING CROSS BODYPRESS FROM THE CAGE, TO THE LADDER, TO XAVIER, TO … TO THE MAT!

Rick: What the hell else could these guys possibly do!?

[Rayne rolls off of Xavier, and grabs his chair.]

Doug: Rayne wants to give Xavier even more punishment!

[Rayne unfolds the chair and sets it up.]

Rick: Rayne sets up the chair!

[Rayne walks back over and pulls up Xavier, dragging him to the corner. Rayne lifts him up, setting him on the turnbuckle.]

Doug: Rayne’s got him up on the top!

[Rayne climbs up and hooks an inverted chinlock on Xavier.]

Rick: COULD WE SEE A RAYNE FALL FROM THE TOP ONTO THAT CHAIR!?

[Rayne tries pulling Xavier up into position, but Xavier fights back. He punches Rayne a few times, breaking the hold. Xavier turns around, nailing a few more punches to keep Rayne stalled.]

Doug: Xavier takes over!

[Xavier picks up Rayne in perfect position]

Rick: IT’S NOT A RAYNE FALL, IT’S …

[Xavier dives off the turnbuckle]

Rick & Doug: STATE OF PURGATORY FROM THE TOP!!

[Xavier flies through the air at the chair, but Rayne breaks his hold and hooks the arms. Rayne sends Xavier literally through the chair with a double arm DDT in mid-air]

Doug: DOUBLE ARM DDT!!!

Rick: How the hell did Rayne reverse that!?

[Both men are down, in pain and all of the men’s clothing is dyed red from their blood. Rayne sits up, and tries to catch some rest before eye balling the ladder.]

Doug: Rayne is looking at the ladder, if he were to make his move, now would be the time!

[Rayne crawls to the ladder and begins climbing. Xavier rolls around, trying to get back some senses.]

Rick: Xavier is out of it! He doesn’t look like he’s gonna stop Rayne now!

[Rayne struggles to pull himself up, rung by rung … he is about a quarter of the way up.]

Doug: I wouldn’t count Xavier out! Rayne is badly beaten and he’s lost a ton of blood!

[Xavier is finally getting a grip and sees Rayne on the ladder. Rayne has made it about half-way at this point.]

Rick: Xavier is getting up, Rayne could be in serious trouble now!

[Xavier starts climbing the other side of the ladder. He climbs as fast as he can, catching up with Rayne right near the top. Both men start brawling.]

Doug: Rayne and Xavier are at the top of the ladder, throwing punches like mad!!

[Xavier reaches into his pants and pulls something out. He uses it to spray something in Rayne’s eyes.]

Rick: CAN YOU SMELL THAT!?

Doug: Xavier with a cheap move! He used the pepper spray right in Rayne’s eyes!

[Rayne clutches his face, trying to wipe his eyes. Instead, he loses his balance and crashes off the ladder. Xavier climbs the little bit left and grabs the World Television Championship.]

Rick: XAVIER WINS!!!

[Xavier climbs down part of the ladder and jumps the last bit. The bell rings.]

Doug: Xavier is the new World Television Champion!!

Rick: What a battle!

‘The Controller of Chaos’ Chilli Vs. ‘The Only Star’ Eric Dane

World Heavyweight Championship

Mike White: This match is for the World Heavyweight Championship. Coming to the ring as the challenger. He stands 6’4 and weighs 240lbs. He is ‘The Only Star’ Eric Dane….

Rick: Here we go, the match that the WFWA has been waiting for since Summer
Games!

Doug: It’s all on the line here tonight! “The Only Star” takes on “The
Controller of Chaos” with the WORLD TITLE on the line!

[At Doug’s last comment, the arena lights drop. For mere seconds we stay in
pitch darkness until lighters begin burning all over the arena. Camera
flashes go off, and a voice comes over the Public Announce System.]

Voice Over: Tonight, everything comes to a climax.

[The rumble of the crowd hit’s a fever pitch.]

Voice Over: In a matter of moments, the biggest event to hit the WFWA is
going to explode, and the damning of a new era will begin…

[The anticipation is killing the crowd.]

Voice Over: Now somebody…

[Here we go.]

Voice Over: Anybody…

[This is going to be huge.]

Voice Over: Tell ‘em Where it’z Goin’ Down!

[White Pyro.]

BOOM!

[With that, Jamie Madrox begins rapping over the speakers.]

# I ain't the type to ask questions
# I'm the type of mothafucka ready to trip
# On anyone or anything or for the fuck of it
# We be the underground, we stay beneath
# And suffocate ho's like you when y'all asleep
# Now where it's goin' down, right here, right now
# And everybody on the North, East, West, and South
# Y'all better get it up, y'all better represent this shit
# Twiztid, Triple Six, and Blaze, you can't fuck with it!

[Magnesium explodes, and with the pyrotechnics comes a laser light show.
Blue and silver beams pass over the crowd in all directions.]

# You know I ride with the toe cocked
# With the Lincoln brain park
# Memphis Tenn., we rollin' dirty, police and the roadblock
# Niggas have to swallow drugs
# Niggas have to fake they mugs
# Niggas put they seatbelt on
# Cuttin' the fuckin' cellular phone
# On the town we mob like Gotti
# Sippin' on syrup just havin' a party
# If you wanna cross us, trick
# We separate your soul from body
# Wrap yo' mouth with duct tape nigga
# We ain't gonna hope ya figure
# Where's the cash and with the stash
# Or I'ma have to pull this trigger

BOOM! BOOM!

KRRRRRAAAAAAACCCKBOOOOOOOOOM!!!

[The WFWA-tron flickers to life, and we are met with words in metallic
silver lettering.]

[ T H E ]

[ O N L Y ]

[ S T A R ]

# Now where it's goin' down? Now where it's at homeboy?
# Thugs and killas!! Axes and drug dealers!!
# Now where it's goin' down? Now where it's at homeboy?
# Represent it till the day that I die for life boy!!

[The aforementioned logo explodes, and is replaced by one simple phrase,
representing the uppermost echelon of the WFWA.]

[ T E A M D A N G E R ]
[More pyro, the lights begin to form together, and spin clockwise over the
arena.]

# Now where it's at? Mothafuckas claimin' to be thugs
# Can't see me yo' shit with chopped up banana clips
# I been dead, been back
# Ridin' dirty with a birdy in the throwaway in the hatchback
# Bitch, where your backs at?
# By any means, tryin' to elevate
# Never underestimate the carjack
# I put jail on the map
# Twiztid, Triple Six, and Blaze, now go and ask em' where it's at

[The curtains finally part, and we are met with the Punk Rock Princess
herself, Solita Caine. She is dressed in a red and black halter top, tight
leather pants, and a beaded leather jacket with “Team Danger” scrawled on
the back in what looks like spraypaint. She rocks to the song from Twiztid’s
second album “Freakshow.” Her braided hair swings back and forth, allowing a
little attention to be swayed from the nose, lip, and eyebrow rings she
sports.]

# I took a Zanex, I like to split bitches wigs
# Split em' to the white, fuckin' kidnap ya kids
# Take that nigga wife, sike, lock you in the trunk
# Get so fuckin' funk, nigga, Gangsta Boo is crunk
# What you niggas know 'bout them Calicos and Glocks?
# Shit that go pop, nigga, burnin' up ya block
# Fuck them fuckin' cops, call em', I don't give a fuck
# Drag you in the mud, mufucka, nigga, whut!?

[Next out to the entranceway is one Leonard Kimble. He’s dressed oddly as
usual, but it’s not that which garners attention. In front of him he pushes
a grocery cart. Inside of the cart is some eleven title belts. If you want
to know, they are Eric’s defunct AAW Heavyweight Title, four sets of
regional tag team titles, and one set of World Tag Team titles. What? Wait a
minute, does that mean…?]

# Now where it's goin' down? Now where it's at homeboy?
# Thugs and killas!! Axes and drug dealers!!
# Now where it's goin' down? Now where it's at homeboy?
# Represent it till the day that I die for life boy!!

[Yep, it does. The Tag Team Champions of the World are next out of the
curtain. Stephen Greer is first, wearing a “Psychopathic Records” hockey
jersey and cut off jeans shorts. Around his neck is a golden Hatchet Man
charm necklace. Tyrone Walker follows close behind dressed in a “Taco Bell”
tee-shirt and khaki cargo pants. Greer and Walker join Leonard and Solita
ten foot in front of the entrance way.]

Rick: Wow, Eric’s bringing the whole crew tonight!

Doug: Maybe he’s expecting trouble!

Rick: Gee, you think?

# Out the ghetto when a nigga comin' straight fr-from Black-Bla-Black Have
# Fuckin' up in third world, you get-ge-get sprayed
# Niggas eyes wide shut, they never see me comin'
# Into the back--but is it the chest?--when I'm gunnin'
# Jickie-ja-jack-ja-jack won't be my car
# Haters got me on the scope but they can't get that far
# Gotta travel around the world if you tryna' hang with stars
# Fuckin' niggas get my stomach, niggas beat my heart

[The four of them all Team Danger members in their own special way, look
back toward the curtain, and brace for one last shot of Pyrotechnic genius.]

BOOM!

BOOM!

BOOM!

[And here he comes, the man of the hour…]

[The Apex of Arrogance.]

# What ya lookin' at? I can call it from here
# Been underground with the dirt in my eyes for many years
# Do the math mothafucka!! You can't see the mix?
# We don't die, we multiply with the Triple Six
# Merciless, territory worldwide
# Ridin' down your bitch ass block bumpin' drive-by
# Blowin' up your high rise and leave you trapped in the rubble
# Fuckin' with us is just trouble

[The Only Star.]

[The curtains part, and out steps the next World Heavyweight Champion. His
raven locks are tightly tied back samurai-style, and a pair of dark Oakleys
cover his eyes. If you look closely, you can see a small barbell sticking
through his right eyebrow.]

# Now where it's goin' down? Now where it's at homeboy?
# Thugs and killas!! Axes and drug dealers!!
# Now where it's goin' down? Now where it's at homeboy?
# Represent it till the day that I die for life boy!!

[Eric strides out with a purpose. He makes it up to where the group is, and
acknowledges the World Tag Team Champions, then his accompaniments. Eric
points at Leonard’s shopping cart, and makes the internationally recognized
gesture for having a title, and says something about adding one more to the
pile.]

[The Only Star motions toward the ring, and the quintet begin the long walk.
Just so you know, the fans here in California really, really dislike Eric
Dane. As if you hadn’t noticed from all of the booing going on. As they walk
by, many of the fans shout insults, but Eric goes unfazed, leading his
troops into battle.]

# Gotta get it ghetto
# Drop the flower petal
# Pop the plastic metal
# Redrum when we dump em' in the middle
# Fuckin' with the devil
# Crunk, but they call me Lord
# Coked out, very paranoid
# Orgies in the morgue
# With three sixes on the vocal cords
# Marijuana scorched like a torch
# For a intercourse
# You gon' feel the force
# Of the Triple Six's on the sword
# You don't wanna play in hell
# Infamous, I'm dumpin' shells
# Tie you to the rail
# Bitch I hope you make that fuckin' spell

[Once they reach the ring, Leonard rolls his cart around to the timekeeper’s
table, and sits there keeping an eye out for it. Solita takes the steps up
to the apron, and squats under the second rope and into the ring. Greer and
Walker dive in below the bottom rope, and Eric pulls himself by the ropes up
to the apron. Overhead, the blue lasers have melted into five beams of light
stemming from the rafters. They spin, and form a single five-pointed star
above the ring. Greer and Walker climb the turnbuckles of opposite sides of
the ring, and Eric steps through the ropes, entering his domain.]

# From a gangsta's point of view
# I'm asking you
# How does it feel?
# To have the will
# To grab the steel
# And shoot until you kill
# Anybody Killa's feelin' Twiztid with the Three Six
# Drive-by, finger on the trigger, I'm addicted
# Where's it goin' down, I guess right here so where ya at?
# Runnin' with a hatchet, phantoms floatin' in the back
# We put it down for the psycho mothafuckers all around
# Bumpin' underground everytime we creepin' through ya town

[ Solita climbs one of the remaining turnbuckles, and Eric makes his way to
the last neutral corner. He reaches down and adjusts his right knee brace,
and then climbs the last remaining turnbuckle. The boos are raining down
onto them, and Eric loves every second of it. He looks back down the aisle,
and makes the gesture for a championship around his waist one more time.]

# Now where it's goin' down? Now where it's at homeboy?
# Thugs and killas!! Axes and drug dealers!!
# Now where it's goin' down? Now where it's at homeboy?
# Represent it till the day that I die for life boy!!

[The house lights come back on, and we are left with no music. Ty Walker and
Stephen Greer hop down from their respective turnbuckles, and climb out of
the ring. Solita follows suit, and Eric is the lone figure in the ring,
awaiting the World Champion.]

Doug: The tensity is so thick you could cut it with a knife!

Rick: No doubt about it! Eric Dane is ready!

Doug: The question is, is Chilli ready?

Mike White: His opponent and World Heavyweight Champion. Coming to the ring from Mazaln, Mexico. At a height of 6’7 and weighing 285 he is ‘The Controller of Chaos’ Chilli.

*It’s just one of those days*

Rick: "Here comes the World Champ!!!!!"

{The light go black and a single white light pierces the darkness. In the midst of the beacon of light stands Chilli casting a long shadow towards the ring. 'Break Stuff' plays on as Chilli approaches the ring}

*Its all about the he says, she says, bullshit*
*I think you better quit, lettin' shit slip, or you'll be leaving with a fat lip*
*Its all about the he says, she says, bullshit*
*I think you better quit talking that shit, punk*
*So come and get it*

{Chilli continues to slowly walk towards the ring, sweat rolling from his every pore, muscles ready to explode into action, an icy stare from those crystal blue eyes}

*Its all about the he says, she says, bullshit*
*I think you better quit, lettin' shit slip, or you'll be leaving with a fat lip*
*Its all about the he says, she says, bullshit*
*I think you better quit talking that shit, punk*
*So come and get it*

{Chilli climbs into the ring and paces back and forth, from corner to corner like a caged lion. The brilliant white light dies as the house lights slowly rise to illuminate the arena}

[They tied up and Chilli came out of the hold with a wrist lock, he tightened it up and Eric Dane dropped down to his knees and his face showed the pain. Eric Dane did a forward roll on the canvas and sprang to his feet before putting Chilli in a wrist lock. Chilli tried to grab the top rope but Eric Dane pulled him in to the middle of the ring and locked him in a hammerlock. Chilli moved in and Eric Dane was then put in a hammerlock. Chilli span Eric Dane around and hit a snap mare.]

DOUG: The champion has a reverse chin locked slapped on Dane.

[Chilli pulled Eric Dane to his feet and sent him into the ropes, he bounced off them and Eric Dane ducks a clothesline and goes into the ropes again, he comes off and Chilli goes for a back body drop but Eric Dane leap frogs over him into the ropes again, he bounces off them and Chilli lifts up Eric Dane and slams him down to the canvas.]

RICK: Both men moving round the ring at great speed but Chilli got the better of that exchange.

[Eric Dane is lifted to his feet and sent reeling into the corner turnbuckle. ‘The Controller of Chaos’ runs in and hits a big back elbow. Eric Dane stumbles out of the corner and Chilli takes him down with an Arm Drag. Eric Dane gets back up quickly and runs at Chilli but Chilli takes him down with an Arm Drag again.]

DOUG: Dane isn’t staying down, he is spring to his feet.

[Chilli kicks Dane in the stomach and nails him with a forearm smash to the back that sends him down on all fours. Chilli bounces off the ropes and then slaps him in the chest with a big stiff kick.]

RICK: He could have some severe broken ribs.

DOUG: Chilli with a shattering kick right into the lungs of Eric Dane.

[‘The Controller of Chaos’ Chilli pulls Eric Dane up and sends him into the ropes, he comes off them and Chilli throws Dane into the air with a Japanese Arm Drag.

RICK: The World Heavyweight Champion is taking control of not just chaos but of this match up.

[Eric Dane crawls to his feet but Chilli sends him into the turnbuckles, he walks out but Chilli scoops him up. Eric Dane drops down the back and runs into the ropes, he comes off them and takes Chilli down with a clothesline.]

DOUG: Eric Dane is back in this one.

[Dane walks over to the corner and waits for Chilli to get to his feet, he does and Eric Dane runs at him and nails him with a running shoulder tackle. Eric Dane lifts up one of Chillis legs and

stomps behind the knee of Chilli and then jumps in the air hitting a leg drop to the groin of Chilli.]

RICK: Eric Dane has done it all in this business and you can see the experience from the way he moves around the ring.

[Eric Dane shoots Chilli into the ropes, he comes off and Chilli goes for a clothesline but Eric Dane ducks it, he turns and Chilli goes to kick him but Eric catches his foot and spins him round he turns round and Eric goes to kick Chilli but Chilli catches it and spins Eric Dane round he comes round and Chilli goes to kick Eric Dane but he catches it and nails a Dragon Scew Leg Whip.]

DOUG: That is going to have messed with Chilli’s knees.

[Eric Dane locks on a spinning toe hold. Chilli fights to the ropes and the referee breaks the hold. Eric Dane grabs Chilli quickly and throws him into the corner, he comes out and Eric Dane throws him in the air with a back body drop.]

RICK: That is going to hurt.

[Eric Dane pulls Chilli up and nails him with a back breaker. Eric Dane walks over to the corner and climbs up onto the middle rope. He waits of ‘The Controller of Chaos’ to get up and then jumps nailing a fist to the back of Chilli.]

DOUG: Chilli is down, he gets back up again and Dane nails him with a right hand, that sends him into the ropes, he comes of and BANG Dane goes down again.

[Chilli is lifted up and Eric Dane is planted head first into the canvas with a big DDT.]

RICK: Eric Dane goes for the cover.

[Chilli gets his shoulder up.]

DOUG: He could have just saved his Championship.

[Chilli is lifted onto Danes shoulders, he is spun round for a Death Valley Driver but Chilli lands on his feet and runs into the ropes he comes off and clotheslines Chilli.]

RICK: Dane is down.

[Chilli punches Eric Dane in the head and sends him into the corner, a big forearm smash to the head knocks Dane down to his knees. Chilli scoops up Eric Dane and runs across the ring; he slams him into the turnbuckle belts and turns slamming him down to the canvas.]

DOUG: Modified running powerslam.

[Chilli slides out of the ring and picks up a steel chair before entering the ring, he raises it but the referee stands in front of him.]

RICK: The referee is warning him that if that chair is used then he will be Disqualified.

DOUG: Which wouldn’t be the worst thing for Chilli as at least he would keep his title.

[Chilli goes to swing the chair at the referee but Dane pushes him out of the way and kicks ‘The Controller of Chaos’ Chilli in the stomach. Tha chair drops in front of Chilli’s head. Eric Dane grabs Chilli and lifts him in the air, before dropping him down from a suplex position onto the steel chair as the referee is on his hands and knees getting up.]

RICK: Brainbuster DDT on the chair.

DOUG: He calls that the Star Driver….The referee didn’t see a thing.

[Eric Dane rolls onto Chilli.]

RICK: 1

Mike White: The Winner of this match and new World Heavyweight Champion Eric Dane.

[Screen fades to black with Dane in the middle of the ring holding the title belt.]