WFWA: International War
Incident
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[We see the door to Eric Dane’s locker room, a man comes and knocks on it. The door opens and Eric is standing there.]
Eric Dane: Yes?
Man: I have a delivery for Mr. Dane.
Eric Dane: That is me.
Man: I have 2000 NeWA tampons for you from a Mr. Corey….can you sign here please.
Eric Dane: Why do people keep asking me to sign crap today.
Man: Pardon.
Eric Dane: Just go away, send the tampons back to Corey he needs them, his ass is always bleeding.
[Camera fades away.]
Best out of 3 Falls Match
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Mike White: This match is for both the English Heavyweight
Championship as well as the International Heavyweight Championship. Coming to the
ring from Detroit, Michigan, he weighs 265lbs and stands 6’4. Ladies and
Gentleman he is the English Heavyweight Champion and the number one contender
for the International Heavyweight Championship….Erik ‘EzE’ Maze!
X Major! Hell motherfuckin yeah W
[The lights dim]
X This one goes out to my nigga Mike Coolin,
hell yeah W
X Mama raised a hellrazor... born thuggin
W
[Smoke pours out of the entranceway]
X Heartless and mean, muggin at sixteen W
X On the scene watchin fiends buggin W
[Blue and Green lights search through the fans as Jon Rage
and Ted Mathews stand in the ring.]
X Kickin up dust with the older G's W
X Soakin up the game that was told to me
W
[Erik ‘EzE’ Maze walks out with the English Heavyweight Championship
around his waist. He has his wrestling tights on and has a EWC cap on
backwards.]
X I ain't never touched a gat that I couldn't shoot, I
learned W
X not to trust the bitch from the prostitutes, was taught
lessons W
X A young nigga askin questions while other suckers was
guessin W
[Maze climbs onto the apron enters the ring.]
X I was ganked for sexin W
[Maze stands in the centre of the ring with his arms crossed with
the title still around his waist, his eyes are fixed at the entranceway.]
Mike White: His opponent from New York City, New York. He
weighs 260lbs, he is a former 4 time English Heavyweight Champion and is the
current and first ever International Heavyweight Champion…Jon ‘Juvenile’ Rage!
[The American National Anthem starts to play and all four
corners of the ring spray fireworks into the air. Jon ‘Juvenile’ Rage walks out
onto the stage and raises his arms and fireworks fly up from behind him. The
International Heavyweight Championship is around his waist. He walks towards
the ring but Erik Maze slides out and drops his title and runs up the aisle.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: We have seen these two battle many times in
the past, can tonight be another thriller?
PERRY HAGGAR: These two men know the ins and outs of each
other and it is going to be a battle to the end.
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Well its a best out of 3 falls contest, so
you can't just win with a quick move, in my opinion the better wrestler shall
win tonight.
[Jon Rage and Erik Maze start to circle each other in the
ring.]
PERRY HAGGAR: EzE can suplex anyone and Rage is not afraid
to put his own body on the line, I'm expecting this to be very interesting,
remember Erik 'EzE' Maze won in their match at Royal Jeopardy III.
[They tie up, Maze pushes Rage into the corner. Rage
pushes Maze out of the circle.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Both then have locked horns.
[Rage pushes Maze up against the ropes, Maze ducks down
behind Juvenile and locks on a hammerlock.]
PERRRY HAGGAR: Erik Maze has a hammerlock applied.
DOUGIE WRIGHT: I'm sure that wont worry Jon Rage, he just
needs to keep his confiedence up.
[Jon Rage turns in behind Erik Maze and locks on his own
hammerlock.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Juvenile reverses the submission hold and
pulls EzE into the middle of the ring.
[Erik Maze turns in and ducks down locking on a Full
Nelson. Jon Rage breaks the hold and drops down under the arm of Erik Maze and
locks on his own Full Nelson. Jon Rage spins Maze round and takes him down with
a snap mare.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Juvenile has now got the better of that
chain wrestling exchange.
[Jon Rage leans into Erik Maze applying pressure.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Knowing Rage and how his mind works the
referee is going to need to check if that is a
choke hold.
[Maze starts to get to his feet, he hits Rage in the
stomach with an elbow.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Rage is still hanging on with a side
headlock now.
[Maze hits another elbow into the stomach.]
PERRY HAGGAR: It looks like Maze is trying his best to
escape that hold.
[Maze lifts up Jon Rage and drops him down with an atomic
drop.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Erik Maze nailed him with an atomic drop!
[Rage turns round and Erik Maze scoops him up and slams
him down to the canvas.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Juvenile is getting thrown around here in
the early stages of this match.
[Maze runs into the topes and hits a big rolling knee
drop. Erik Maze climbs to his feet and pulls up Jon Rage. Maze hits Rage in the
face and then punches him with the other hand in the throat.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Easy E is throwing lefts and rights at Jon
Rage!
[Erik Maze sends Jon Rage across the ring with an Irish
whip, he hits the turnbuckle pads hard and Erik Maze runs in. Maze jumps and
hits a big flying clothesline.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Rage is trapped in the corner!
[Maze starts to punch Rage in the stomach, chest and then
in the face. Erik Maze grabs Jon Rage and turns a whole circle before throwing
him over his head.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Spinning over head belly to belly suplex.
[Erik Maze hits a big leg drop.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Easy E could go for an early win.
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Erik Maze stomps on Jon Rage and then pulls
him up.
[Maze grabs Rage and sends him into the ropes, he comes
off and Erik Maze takes him down wtih a back elbow.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Erik Maze looks to be taking down Jon Rage
bit by bit.
DOUGIE WRIGHT: I'm sure Jon Rage will get a look in, never
count him out. Especially when both Heavyweight Championships are on the line.
[Maze walks over to the corner as Jon Rage starts to get
to his feet. Maze runs at Rage and grabs his head for a bulldog but Jon Rage
lifts up Erik Maze and throws him so he lands on the top rope and then falls
back.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Juvenile just showed that he is always
thinking of a way to get a head.
DOUGIE WRIGHT: He just threw Erik Maze onto the top rope.
[Jon Rage grabs Erik Maze and sends him into the ropes, he
comes off the ropes and Jon Rage bends down for a back body drop. Erik Maze
leap frogs over him and runs into the ropes on the other side of the ring. Erik
Maze comes off the ropes and Jon Rage goes for a standing side kick but Maze
slides under it and locks on a reverse waist lock on Rage.]
PERRY HAGGAR: These two know each other so well, they are
alwasys a step a head of the other.
[Erik Maze bridges back for a German suplex but Jon Rage
flips back and lands on his feet. ]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Jon 'Juvenile' Rage is one of...if not the
best athelete in this buisness.
[Maze gets up and turns round, he grabs Jon Rage and takes
him down for an arm drag. Rage rolls to his feet and takes Maze down with an
arm drag. Both wrestlers roll to their feet and stand facing each other.]
PERRY HAGGAR: It is hard to try and find one that is
better than the other.
[Erik Maze goes for a clothesline but Jon Rage ducks it.
Juvenile runs into the ropes, when he comes off he swings for a clothesline
that Erik Maze ducks. Both men run into the ropes in different directions, they
come of and both swing for a clothesline.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Double Clothesline!
PERRY HAGGAR: Both men went down!
[Jon Rage lifts his feet up and does a nip up to his feet.
As soon as he gets there he jumps for an elbow drop but Erik Maze rolls out of
the way onto the apron.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Rage got up quick but still missed the
move!
[Erik Maze climbs up the ropes, when he gets to the top
rope Jon Rage is on his feet. Erik Maze jumps for a double axehandle smash but
Jon Rage hits him in the stomach with a right hand.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Maze couldnt capitalize on Rage's mistake.
[Jon Rage hits Maze with a knife edge chop, then another
one and third that sends him into the corner.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: 3 big chops send the English Heavyweight
Champion into the corner!
[Jon Rage climbs up onto the top rope and hits a big right
hand then jumps down hitting an elbow.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Juvenile is trying to take advantage now by
pounding away at Erik Maze.
[Juvenile sends Erik Maze across the ring, he hits the turnbuckle
pads chest first and walks out backwards. Jon Rage runs at him and jumps
grabbing his head and driving it down into the canvas.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Bulldog Headlock!
[Jon Rage steps out onto the apron and pulls back on the
top rope.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Rage is going out onto the apron...
[He summersaults over the top rope landing with a leg
drop.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Springboard Summersault Leg Drop.
[Jon Rage runs across the ring into the ropes he comes off
them and hits a big elbow drop before hooking Maze's leg.]
PERRY HAGGAR: 1
...
2
...
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Maze kicked out!
PERRY HAGGAR: We nearly saw the first fall go to Juvenile
then.
[Jon Rage pulls Erik Maze up and goes for an Irish whip
but Easy E reverses it and Jon Rage goes across the ring into the ropes, he
comes off them and Erik Maze hits him in the stomach with a knee. Maze runs
into the ropes at his left hand side, he comes off them and kicks Jon Rage in
the side of the head.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Big Boot to the side of the head.
[Jon Rage falls into the ropes.]
PERRY HAGGAR: That is going to have knocked the sense out
of Jon Rage.
[Erik Maze grabs the head of Jon Rage and smashes his head
into the top turnbuckle. Maze grabs Jon Rage from behind and bridges back.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: German suplex!
[Maze rolls round pulling Jon Rage to his feet still with
the reverse waist lock applied.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Why did he pull him straight up without
letting the referee count for a pin.
[Erik Maze bridges back again.]
DOUGIE WIRGHT: Another German suplex!
[Erik Maze pulls Jon Rage to his feet again.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Still Erik Maze isnt letting the referee
count.
[Erik Maze bridges back for another suplex.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: 3 Rolling German Suplexes.
PERRY HAGGAR: 1
...
2
...
[Jon Rage rolls backwards to his feet.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Rage is back on his feet.
[Erik Maze gets up, Rage swings for a clothesline but Erik
Maze grabs onto the arm and executes a crucifix.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Maze gets Rage over...1
...
2
...
[Jon Rage rolls backwards again escape the pin.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: He got out of that just in the nick of
time.
PERRY HAGGAR: Maze has just had two near falls!
[Erik Maze gets up and punches Rage. Maze swings again but
Jon Rage blocks it. Rage punches Maze in the head.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Both men are prefering to fight with fists
now.
[Jon Rage swings for a clothesline but Erik Maze ducks it
and Rage spins all the way round. Erik Maze grabs Jon Rage and bridges back.]
PERRY HAGGAR: What a suplex!
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Norhtern Lights Suplex....1
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