WFWA: International War
Interview
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[Over the loudspeaker that says
"TTO IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW"....and then it is followed by the
wedding song as you see the fiance of Terry Norris coming down the entrance
ramp wearing a beautiful white dress with some unknown man walking with her.
There are whistles coming from the men in the arena as the beautiful Karen
Black makes her way towards the ring. The preacher who is going to marry Karen
and Terry Norris is already in the ring. He is standing there in his preacher
outfit as the unknown man holds the ropes for Karen Black to enter the ring]
Rick: I guess that the big moment is
finally here and it is happening right here in London, England. Karen Black and
Terry Norris are about to become husband and wife
Dave: Cool, I hope that they don't mind
that I didn't get them anything
[Before anything else is said again you
hear "TTO IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW" and out from the back is none
other than 1/2 of the ACW Tag Team Champions Terry Norris. He is wearing a
tuxedo and he begins to make his way down to the ring being flanked by both
Sean Jackson (The IWX Cruiserweight Champ) and the tag partner of Terry Norris
in Bobby Blood. The wedding song continues to play as Terry Norris then enters
the ring with Sean Jackson and Bobby Blood watching out in case anyone wants to
interfere. The camera then focuses on the preacher, Terry Norris, and Karen
Black who are in the middle of the ring]
Preacher: Dearly beloved. We are
gathered here today before the eyes of god and everyone here in the arena to to
marry these two in holy wedlock.
Rick: Well at least they got a real
preacher this time. I remember back a few months ago when Pamela and Sean got
this guy to dress up like the Pope
Dave: (laughing) Typical Outlaw stuff.
You have got to love the TTO
Preacher: If anyone here has just cause
why these two shouldn't be married then let him speak now or forever hold his
peace.
[Dave turns to face Rick]
Dave: Say something. I dare you
Rick: I don't think that anyone will be
that stupid here tonight
[Since noone speaks up. The preacher
continues]
Preacher: Karen Black, do you take
Terry Norris to be your lawfully wedded husband? To have and to hold? In
sickness and in health? For richer or for poorer? From this day forward until
death do you part?
[The tears are swelling in her eyes as
she can barely hold back her happiness]
Karen: I do
[She smiles at Terry Norris and he
smiles back at her]
Preacher: Terry Norris, do you take
Karen Black to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold? In sickness
and in health? For richer or for poorer? >From this day forward until death
do you part?
[Terry Norris faces Karen Black]
Norris: Yes, I do
Preacher: Then by the power invested in
me. I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now....
[The preacher stops and smiles. He
looks Karen right in the eyes]
Preacher: Drop this slut
[There is a gasp that goes up from the
fans]
Rick: WHAT?
Dave: HUH?
[Karen Black gets a look of total shock
on her face]
Norris: Did you really think that you
would get away with it Karen?
[He has a look of total hatred on his
face. A look that has Karen Black totally confused and scared]
Karen: What are you talking about
Terry?
[Terry Norris backs her up into the
corner as Sean Jackson and Bobby Blood hit the ring. Both Jackson and Blood are
totally confused as well]
Norris: You know damn good and well
what I am talking about. But in case, you need to be reminded. Here is what I
am talking about.
[Terry Norris points to the big screen
and it comes alive with a shot of the back of a woman with two men. The woman's
voice is that of Karen Black]
Karen: My parents would never allow me
to marry a professional wrestler. They want me to marry a doctor or a
lawyer...but none of them are interested in me. I am destined to live my life
alone if i don't get Terry away from wrestling. So what I want you two to do is
sabotage the World tag title match and do whatever you can to hurt Terry enough
to where he has to give up the sport
[Karen shakes her head]
Karen: Wait Terry, I can explain....
[But there is more on the screen as one
of the men speaks up]
man: What about Bobby Blood and Sean
Jackson?
Karen: I don't care about them. They
can both go to hell as far as I am concerned
[Karen is really shaken up now]
Karen: Terry, that isn't me. It isn't
me. I know that it sounds like me but it isn't
[Now even Sean Jackson and Bobby Blood
stare at her]
Karen: (pleading) Terry, it wasn't me
[About that time Terry Norris rips her
out of the corner and slams her to the mat. He then begins to stomp the living
hell out of her]
Rick: My god, what in the hell? That is
a woman that he is kicking the hell out of
Dave: Sounds to me that she had it
coming
Rick: Are you kidding me?
[Both Sean Jackson and Bobby Blood just
stand there. They don't know what to do. Just then Pamela Duke-Jackson comes
racing down and she slides into the ring]
Pamela: Terry, just what in the FUCK
are you doing?
Rick: Finally, someone has come down to
help this poor girl
[Pamela Duke lifts up a bloody Karen
Black. Her parents must be shitting right now]
Pamela: You don't kick a woman when she
is down Terry. Are you crazy?
[Pamela then quickly spins around and
hits a lightning fast DDT on Karen Black]
Rick: HOLY SHIT
Pamela: You drop the lying bitch on her
head
[Security tries to get into the ring to
help her but they are headed off by Terry Norris and Bobby Blood]
Dave: Karen Black just sealed her own
death warrant
Rick: (yelling) Someone get her some
help out here
Dave: Even the preacher is just
watching all of this
Rick: I bet that isn't even a real
preacher. This smells of a setup
Dave: It was a setup. Karen tried to
setup the Texas Outlaws
[Pamela Duke slides out of the ring and
then grabs a steel chair. She hands it to Sean Jackson who has already taken
out a tube of Brilcream from his pocket. He squirts some on the chair]
Rick: Someone please help her. That
maniac is going to hit her with a massive chairshot
Dave: A little dab will do ya
[Pamela holds up Karen Black as Sean
Jackson swings the chair. It connects solidly with her head as the blood begins
to flow]
Rick: MY GOD. FOR CRIST SAKE...SOMEONE
HELP THIS WOMAN
[A light humming sound is heard as the lights dim down and a very
chilling breeze totally engulfs the arena. The cold air hits the fans
immediately and as many are unprepared for it...they begin to rub themselves to
get warm]
Dave: HUH?
[The TTO assault comes to a stop]
[Almost immediately fog begins to roll in and the entire entrance
ramp is completely engulfed. It is so thick that you can cut through it with a
knife]
[Not as loud as the humming sound but you can hear what sounds to
be thunder off in a distance and lightning is seen through the fog at the roof
of the arena]
Rick: Now what?
Dave: I don't know but the TTO are shitting bricks right now
[The thunder gets a little louder and just when you least expect
it......]
[BONG]
[BONG]
{BONG]
[It is the erie ringing of a bell that is being heard. You know,
the kind that you hear during horror movies]
[BONG]
[BONG]
[Then you hear a voice]
voice: For whom the bell tolls
Dave: I don't like this....
Rick: Look at the TTO. They haven't a clue as to what is happening
right now
[BOOM]
[BOOM]
[ZIP]
[ZIP]
[Loud explosions and pyro begin shooting all through the arena to
the point that enough static electricity is generated to make the hair on the
back of your neck stand up]
Rick: What is happening here???
[Then "Sirius" by the Alan Parson's Project begins to
play and the fans begin to cheer as they can see someone coming through the fog
and down the entrance ramp.]
Rick: JESUS CHRIST!!!!! I KNOW THAT MUSIC
Dave: Who is it? Who is it?
[The cheers get even louder when it is seen as the IWA Extreme
Champion "The Natural" Mike Bell who is standing at the base of the
entrance ramp.]
Rick: "THE NATURAL" MIKE BELL HAS ARRIVED!!!!!
Dave: AND LOOK AT THE TTO. THEY ARE SCARED TO DEATH
Rick: Mike Bell has arrived and the TTO is backing away
[The roar is almost deafening as he is standing there in his
normal attire His long hair is pulled back into a pony tail and his IWA Extreme
Title is over his shoulder. He then begins to make his way towards the ring and
he stops just short of the ringsteps when he notices that a laser light has
formed in the middle of the ring and it begins to rotate the words "The
Natural" in a counter clockwise direction all around the TTO. He then
grabs a chair of his own and slides into the ring standing in between the TTO
and Karen Black. Mike Bell then reaches into a pocket and pulls out a house
mic]
Rick: Listen to these fans here in London, England. Is was just
about an hour from here in Wales that Mike Bell had one helluva PPV match last
year and they are starving for Mike Bell to put an end to this charade
Dave: I already can't stand him. Another NeWA piece of crap if you
ask me
Norris: Hey Bell, this has nothing to do with you. Why don't you
get the hell out of here before we beat your ass again like we did at
International Incident last year?
[Mike Bell smiles]
Bell: Oh yea, you guys are prtty damn tough when you jump someone
when they least expect it. Judging by the look of things I would say that you
are up to your old tricks again
[He looks down at the bloody Karen Black]
Bell: But I am here to put an end to it. You see, she is not going
to take anymore punishment from you
[He helps Karen Black to her feet and she stands behind him badly
bleeding. Pamela Duke-Jackson then takes the mic]
Pamela: This doesn't concern you Bell
Bell: (smiling) It does NOW
[In one fluid motion Mike Bell swings and cracks the chair on the
skull of Karen Black]
Rick: What the hell?
Dave: DOES THIS MEAN???
[There are boos everywhere as Mike Bell embraces the TTO]
Rick: I don't believe this.
[Again Mike Bell begins to talk. This time to even more boos]
Bell: Ty Walker, Stephen Greer. Guess what?
Rick: He sold his soul to get at Walker and Greer?
Bell: I'm here and that means bad news for you son of a bitches
Rick: Oh man
Bell: (pacing the ring) What you see standing here tonight is all
the fault of Team Danger. Yes, it is the creation of Ty Walker and Stephen
Greer.
[The camera zooms in tight on Mike Bell's face as the TTO is
nothing but smiles. A major coup has been pulled off]
Bell: It all started back in 1999 when you fucking bastards stole
my wife. You turned her against me and it got me nothing but thrown in jail
after you fuckers brainwashed her
[You can see the hatred in his eyes]
Bell: Oh yea, I remember her being brainwashed and then telling everyone
that I sexually assaulted her. I remember sitting there in prison over
something that I didn't do because of you two idiots. Well, guess what because
I am here and it is pay back time. I have already taken my revenge on Byron
Tanis for his part in ruining my life and now...
[He looks at the TTO]
Bell: It is time to sale my soul to the devil to continue the
revenge tour and you can bet your asses that you two are going to regret the
day that you EVER crossed my path
[He then rips off his regular shirt to reveal one that reads
"TTO" is all you need to know. The pleasure was all yours]
Bell: Get ready Team Danger because the new and improved TTO is
coming after you
[With that the "TTO" exits the ring as debris begins
flying in]
Incident
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[We see the backstage area as Bungle is carried out of the arena
on a stretcher. Stephen Greer and Ty Walker are standing looking at a monitor.
They push the monitor over angrily and walk off.]
Lance Tanner (c) Vs. Switchblade Vs. Brittany Fox Vs. Black Widow
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["I'm Just A
Girl" by No Doubt starts to blare throughout the arena... Then the ACW and
WFWA Cruiserweight sensation, Brittany Fox, appears in the aisle, skipping down
to the ring. The gorgeous Brittany is
not very muscular, but toned, and very curvy.
She wears a turqoise halter top, *extremely* short, tight hot pants that
match the top. Black velvet boots that
go almost all the way up to her knees cover he feet, and the whole outfit is
topped off by a
matching, fuzzy,
turqoise, cowgirl hat.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: This is
going to be wild.
PERRY HAGGAR: Billed
as a fatal four way match, it is going to be a show stealer.
[As Fox moves down the
aisle slapping hands and taking in the loud applause that she is getting, Black
Widow has come flying down the aisle and take Fox out with a pipe shot to the
back.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Fox is
down!
[Widow drags Fox to
the ring side area and slams her face first into the ring apron and then rolls
her into the ring. Widow follows her in and continues her attack as she lifts
Fox up and whips her hard into the far side corner. Fox instinctively gains
control of her own momentum as she uses the ropes to hop over the top rope to
the apron.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Not
often do you find two great female cruiserweights on an WFWA Pay Per View!
[Just as quickly as
she did that, she hopped up with cat like agility to the top rope and took
flight at a charging Black Widow who stopped immediately and caught Fox with a
vicious powerbomb, countering a hurrancanranna attempt.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Dumped
on her head!
[Widow tried for an
early pinfall on Fox only for it to be broken up by Switchblade who had ran out
to the ring without a formal entrance.]
PERRY HAGGAR: That is
the problem in these kinds of matches.
[Switchblade stomps
away on The Black Widow, as we see Lance Tanner running down the aisle, no
formal entrance either, with the Cruiserweight belt draped over his shoulder.
Tanner drops the belt and slides into the ring and begins to unload fists on
the downed Brittany.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: This looks more like a boxing match.
PERRY HAGGAR: That
Cruiserweight belt means a lot to all four wrestlers.
[Switchblade pulls The
Widow to her feet and backs her into the corner, unloading into hers midsection
with a barrage of fists. Tanner has Fox pulled to her feet and whips her into
the ropes.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT:
Brittany goes for the ride.
PERRY HAGGAR: I’ve
heard that before.
[Fox returns from the
ropes and Tanner nails a massive lariat, sending her spinning through the air
and to the mat. Switchblade lifts The Black Widow onto the top turnbuckle and
climbs up himself.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: High
Risk action!
[Tanner quickly rushes
over and hooks Switchblade, power bombing him off the top turnbuckle. He nearly
lands on Brittany Fox, who rolls away just in time. Just then, The Black Widow
takes Tanner down with a flying bulldog.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Tanner
goes nose first into the canvas.
[Tanner lands on top
of Switchblade and the ref immediately drops and begins counting.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: One
[The Black Widow
breaks up the pin. She grabs Tanner by the hair and pulls him to his feet,
before stuffing her foot right across his face with a roundhouse kick, sending
him flying over the top rope and to the floor.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Great
martial arts skill.
[Switchblade comes up
from behind and rocks The Black Widow with a clothesline and then dumps her out
to the floor where the waiting Lance Tanner. He picks her up and whips her into
the side of the ring and then to the guardrailing. Then he scoops her up and
drops her down hard the mat with a bodyslam.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Basic
wrestling move but has the desired effect.
[Back in the ring,
Brittany Fox escapes a suplex from Switchblade. She grabs his around the waist
and pushes him towards the ropes, as the bounce back she tries for a roll up,
but their momentum brought them both back up to their feet. Fox reaches up for
Switchblade's head and takes him down with a diving reverse ddt.]
PERRY HAGGAR: What a move!
DOUGIE WRIGHT: That is
a big impact move.
[Fox stays on top of
Switchblade after the ddt and the ref drops to the mat to make the count.]
One
Two
[Tanner quickly rolls
back into the ring and breaks up the count. He rips Fox up by her hair and
plants a vicious knee into her midsection. By this time, Switchblade has come
around and gotten back up. Meanwhile, the Black Widow is trying to pull herself
together.]
PERRY HAGGAR: So close
there…
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Having
joined forced momentarily, Switchblade and Lance Tanner whip Brittany Fox into
the ropes and lock arms for a double-clothesline as she comes bouncing back...
But Brittany ducks and keeps going -Right into Black Widow, who sends Brittany
up and over the ropes with a backbody drop.
[Having landed
un-gracefully, but *somewhat* on her feet, Brittany quickly looks back into the
ring at the three combatants who have focused their attention on one
another. She then quickly turns and
hurries toward the Time-Keeper, who dives out of the way as he sees Brittany
coming -Leaving his chair empty. Brittany scoops it up and folds it closed,
before sliding back into the ring with it.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Fox has
that chair!
DOUGIE WRIGHT: With
everyone else brawling, Brittany does _not_ attack with the steel. Instead, she
sets it up properly about a third the width of the ring away from the
ropes. She then goes running into the
opposing ropes, back out again and towards the chair, which she leaps onto,
then off again, springboarding backwards off the top ring-rope with a spinning
cross-body block -Colliding with all of her opponents.
[Fox stumbles back up
to her feet and pulls Switchblade up with her. Tanner and Black Widow roll
around, trying to get to their feet. Fox puts Switchblade in a side headlock
and starts wrenching away on him. Tanner is up and pulling The Black Widow with
him. He hooks her and turns, here comes the Unprettier.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Switchblade
lifts Fox into the air for a back suplex, but she flips over the move.
[She holds on, using a
cradle to pull him to the mat, face-first. The Black Widow grabs Tanner and
hits a version of a jaw breaker, right into a backslide. Fox spins with
Switchblade's arm, hitting a La Magistral Cradle.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT:
One
Two
Three
PERRY HAGGAR: A double
pin and now Lance Tanner and Switchblade are gone. Both Fox and Black Widow
celebrate, but it doesn't last long as Widow charges at Fox and spear tackles
her through the ropes causing both to crash to the floor.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Widow
gets up first and lifts Fox up. She rolls her on to the ring apron just enough
so that one leg is still draped over the side. Widow grabs Fox's leg by the
ankle, lifts and then whips it down across the side of the ring apron and then
a second time.
[Widow continues
attacking the leg and while still out on the floor, drags Fox who is still in
the ring, over to the nearest corner post. Widow stands in front of the post
with both of Fox's ankles in her hands, she pulls her into the corner so that
one leg is on either side of the corner. Widow wraps Fox's legs around the
corner and then locks her own legs in such a way that she has a figure four leg
lock on around the corner and Fox screams in pain.]
PERRY HAGGAR: That doesn’t
look nice.
[The ref forces Widow
to break the hold, after a three count warning, Widow finally relinquishes the
hold. As the ref rolls back into the ring, Widow goes back to Fox's legs only
to get kicked in the face. Widow shakes it off and tries to grab hold of Fox's
ankles again, but Fox uses what strength she has in her legs and pulls Widow
forward so that she slams face first into the corner post.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Black
Widow just hit that corner hard.
[Fox crawls away from
the corner and tries to work out the pain in her knees from the damage
sustained with the figure four leg lock around the corner post. Meanwhile,
Black Widow is trying to shake off the effects of her face being smashed into
the corner, after a good look we she is also bleeding from the mouth.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Crimson
red blood from the mouth of Widow.
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Both
Brittany Fox and The Black Widow are a mess.
Brittany is on her feet on the outside of the ring... barely. Somehow, she finds the strength, to drag the
guardrail closer to the ring, so the gap between the railing and the ring is
much narrower. She then unhooks one
section of the railing...
[The Black Widow
appears behind Brittany, but Brittany sees her. Widow tries to attack Brittany, but she turns around and sheilds
herself with the section of railing, causing The Black Widow to unsuspectingly
collide with it. Widow retreats in
pain, after hitting the hard steel.]
PERRY HAGGAR: She isn’t
having a good time of it at the moment.
[Brittany hoists the
railing up and drops it down lengthwise, bridging the narrow gap she had made
between the railing and the ring apron.
Brittany hops up onto the "guardrail-bridge" she has made and
jumps off into the air with a flying dropkick to The Black Widow's face, which
knocks her backwards into the commentary table. Already suffering from numerous ailments, earned during this
grueling matchup, The Black Widow falls to her knees on the floor, holding both
her face and her back.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Brittany
walks over and grabs Widow by the hair, drags her to her feet and over to the
"railing-bridge". Brittany
gives her a few more forearms to the face, eventually knocking her right onto
the "railing-bridge" so that Widow is laying on it on her back, with
only one leg dangling off.
[Brittany slides back
into the ring and climbs to the top-turnbuckle, where she has to take a few
moments to steady herself. She is in no
condition to be taking any more risks, but she is doing it anyway... The crowd
grows loud, as they watch Brittany Fox leap off the top-turnbuckle with a
sommersault splash, that crashed through The Black Widow and the guardrail,
bending it in half as both women slam into the floor below.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Brittany
and Black Widow are putting their own bodies on the line.
[After a couple of
minutes, Fox rolls Widow into the ring. She then climbs up on to the apron and
then to the top rope where she waits for Black Widow to get up. Seconds later,
Widow starts to get to her feet just as Fox takes flight trying for a cross
body block. But, Widow saw it coming and countered catching Fox's arm and
taking down to the mat in mid-air with a Fujiwara Armbar Breaker.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT:Widow
breaks the hold and brings Fox back to her feet. She twist her arm and then
whips her to the ropes, but Fox reverses and sends Widow into the ropes, when
she comes running back at Fox, she gets backdropped over the top rope to the
floor. Fox is quick to follow up and catches Widow who had landed on her feet,
but stumbled into the guardrailing.
[Fox slingshots
herself over the top rope landing on Black Widow who still had her back turned
to Fox.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Fox
nails Black Widow.
[Brittany goes to the
ring and drags out a plywood table from under the ring and sets it up at
ringside... She then drags out a second one from under the ring and pushes it
up onto the first table. She unfolds
the legs, then turns the table right-side up, so that the second table is
stacked on top of the first.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Brittany
sets up a ladder nearby, and she quickly starts to climb it. The Black Widow however, who had come out to
the floor to go after Brittany, decides to follow her up the ladder. Brittany grabs Widow by the hair and tries
to drag her up the ladder. The ladder
is teetering, as both of their weight is on only one side of it. Only a few rungs down from the top, they
seem to both be trying to knock each other off the ladder.
PERRY HAGGAR:
Wrestling is always dangerous when there is a ladder involved.
DOUGIE WRIGHT: They
are going to knock each other out at this rate.
[The two women
continue trading punches, one after the other.
The ladder rocks back and forth with every arm that's swung... It rocks
forward... then back on the side they are on.
It rocks forward again, this time a little further, then back again... a
little further... Forward again, and it looks like it's going to fall... but it
falls back to the side the girls are on... further... further... There it goes!
...CRACK!--CRACK!!...]
PERRY HAGGAR: The
ladder finally tipped all the way over, sending both Brittany and The Black
Widow, crashing through the two-tables that Brittany had setup. Now both of them lay amongst a pile of
rubble, almost motionless.]
[Both begin to stir as
the referee has come out to check on both. Brittany is on her knees using the
ring for support as Black Widow using the guardrailing for support. As they
turn towards the each other, rage fills both of their eyes as they charge and
start trading blows on the outside of the ring, when The Black Widow grabs hold
of Brittany and whips her into the guardrail. Brittany winces in pain,
momentarily paralyzed from the impact.
Widow then comes running at her, but Brittany ducks and sends Widow up
and into the air -Right over the guardrail and into the crowd.]
DOUGIE WIRGHT: Brittany
quickly pulls the ring apron up and begins looking for something under the
ring. Momentarily, we see her dragging
out a ladder. The ladder is big...
Brittany is small. She struggles with
the ladder at first, but eventually stands it up properly. Meanwhile, The Black Widow has climbed back
to her feet on the crowd's side of the railing. She starts climbing back over, but Brittany spots her and charges
at her with a thunderous elbow to the face, which knocks Widow back to the
floor, in the crowd.
[Brittany rolls into
the ring and looks out to the crowd, screaming "YEE HAW!". Her fans
echo the call, as Brittany goes running into the ropes... she comes out and
across the ring, where she leaps onto the chair that is still setup near the
ropes, then onto the top ring-rope, then off the rope to the ladder on the
outside of the ring... THEN jumps off the ladder -Almost falling in the
process, into the air with a huge moonsault over the guardrail. Black Widow looks up, with only a
split-second of time, before Brittany comes crashing down on her!]
PERRY HAGGAR: Straight
off the ladder!
[The two women are
left sprawled out, on the outside of the ring, in the CROWD. The fans around
them, who are being held back by security, are cheering insanely, for the
daredevil Quadruple-Jump Moonsault from Brittany Fox.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Fox is
the first to rise from the car wreck after the quadruple jump monnsault. Black
Widow wasn't far behind and caught Fox with a clothesline from behind sending
her over the railing. Widow grabbed on to the railing and slingshotted herself
over and dropped on to Fox with a legdrop.
[Widow dragged Fox to
the ring and rolled her back in. Widow lifts Fox up and sets up for a suplex,
she lifts and drops Fox forward so that her legs bounce off the ropes and takes
her over with a Slingshot Suplex. Widow holds on and drags Fox up again and
takes her back over with a snap suplex. Once again she rolls with it and this
time plants Fox with a jumping ddt. She goes for the cover.]
PERRY HAGGAR: One
Two
[KICKOUT]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: How did
she kick out of that!
[Widow doesn't waste
time and lifts Fox back up and then hits a brutal jumping piledriver. She gets
up and positions Fox just right before she climbs the turnbuckles and lands a
monnsault. She hooks the leg.]
PERRY HAGGAR: One
Two
Three
[NOO!!!!]
[Kickout]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Again
she kicks out
[Widow gets up and
stomps at Fox's stomach, chest and then drops one more across her face. She
drags her over to the near by corner by her hair and then sets her up in the
tree of woe.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Hung
upside down to dry.
[Widow crouches down
slaps Brittany in the face a couple of times and then begins to unload a series
of vicious kicks to Brittany's exposed midsection.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Everytime
Fox tries to coil herself up to escape, Black Widow lands a kick at her head and
then continues her assault.
[Bobby Blood comes
running down to ringside, seeing his beloved Brittany being beaten up in the
tree of woe. He slides into the ring and pushes The Black Widow off of
Brittany.]
PERRY HAGGAR: He has
no reason to be out here.
[Rayne climbs onto the
turnbuckle and watches like a cat. He slingshots himself in, clotheslining the
Hell out of Blood. Bobby rolls out of the ring as Rayne follows him out. A
brawl ensues.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: This
has gone wild.
[Brittany whips The
Black Widow and hits her with an X-Factor as they come out of the ropes. Brittany looks extremely tired, but isn't
giving up yet. She drags The Black
Widow to her feet and shoves him into the turnbuckles, where The Black Widow
falls all the way to the mat, so she is sitting in the corner.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Blood
stuffs his knee in Rayne's stomach and slams his head into the guardrail. Rayne
clutches his head in pain as Blood walks over and picks up a chair.
[Brittany point a
finger in the air, waves it around and yells "YEEEE-HAAAWW!", earning
more cheers from the crowd. She then
goes charging into the corner and leaps into the air with her legs out...
bouncing the hell out of The Black Widow with a Bronco Buster! The crowd is on fire, as Brittany stands up
again, grabs The Black Widow by the hair and drags her out to the center of the
ring.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Outside,
Blood walks back towards Rayne and lifts the chair into the air. Rayne jumps
onto the guardrail and then off, hitting a flying side kick into the chair and
driving it into Blood's face.]
[Brittany then slides
out to the floor and goes for the fallen ladder, that she and Black Widow had
tipped over earlier on. She sets up the
ladder again and quickly begins climbing it.
She stops on the second-last rung from the top and looks out over the
jam-packed Docklands Arena... Brittany kisses her hands and then opens her arms
wide, as if sending a million kisses out to all the WFWA fans in the Docklands
Arena... Then in one quick motion she leaps into the air with the biggest Asai
Moonsault ever seen this side of the Atlantic Ocean! BOOOM! Brittany comes crashing down in the center
of the ring atop The Black Widow completely crushing her! The crowd is on their feet, cheering for Brittany
Fox and this amazing display of athleticism.
PERRY HAGGAR: Has
anyone ever seen someone jump back INTO the ring from a ladder on the OUTSIDE?
[Blood hammers Rayne
in the head with the chair, both of the men only trying to keep peace for the
women inside the ring. Blood drops the chair and scoops Rayne up, dropping him
throat first across the guardrail.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Rayne
is going to be feeling that.
[Brittany is on the
mat in pain, holding her own ribs, which were undoubtedly injured on that huge
Asai Moonsault. She slowly crawls over
to The Black Widow and slumps over top of him/her, hooking a leg with both arms
and leaning back with all that she's got in her. The referee counts...]
PERRY HAGGAR:
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
[the bell rings]
[Rayne rams his
shoulder into Blood's chest, driving his back into the guardrail. Brittany
rolls off The Black Widow and is breathing incredibly hard, exhausted. The
Black Widow sits up, tired and pissed off. She stares around the arena in
shock.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Black
Widow was so close.
[Security rushes down
to the ring and pulls apart Rayne and Blood finally. They drag Rayne towards
the back. Inside, the ref hands Fox the World Cruiserweight Championship. Out
of nowhere, The Black Widow sneaks up behind her and slaps on The Clutch of
Evil, choking out the new champion.]
PERRY HAGGAR: That’s not
very sporting, but no one likes to loose.
[Blood tries entering
the ring, but security stops him. The bell rings madly as refs and security
haul ass into the ring and peel The Black Widow off of Fox.]
Incident
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[Xavier walks past the camera holding a tampon. The camera turns round and Matt Saunders is standing in the corner of the area. The camera turns again and Nick Bower is walks round, Jon Rage walks into the area and Bower walks over to him.]
Nick Bower: I don’t care who wins Rage, just remember that
while you are beating seven shades of shit into each other I am going to be
waiting for the winner.
Jon Rage: You’ve done nothing in EWC, you turn up one week
and win a few matches and expect it all on a plate.
[Rage walks away.]
The Texas Outlaws Vs. Team Danger
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Mike White: This match is for the World Tag Team Championships. Coming to the ring they are Terry Norris and Bobby Blood The Texas Outlaws.
[You can hear a voice over the loudspeaker that says "TTO IS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW"....and then "Refuse to Lose" by Liquid Gang begins to play as Bobby Blood, Terry Norris and Pamela Duke begin to make their way down towards the ring. Blood and Norris are coming down with long wrestling pants on that is red with white stripes running down them and they have TTO running down the sides of them. They are wearing "TTO and thats all you need to know" shirts, and they have the belts laced across their shoulders. Pamela Duke is wearing a one piece body suit that has the zipper in the front down just far enough to show some major, major cleavege. They enter the ring and await the bell. ]
Mike White: Their opponents and World Tag Team Champions Stephen Greer and Ty Walker….Team Danger.
[Team Danger walk down to the ring holding their Tag Team titles.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Mike Bell has come to WFWA and it is with these men Terry Norris and Bobby Blood.
[Norris and Greer are in the ring circling each other.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Here we go, this
is the match that has been brewing since Shockwave when Team Danger retained
the belts against the Outlaws with a little help from Eric Dane.
DOUGIE WRIGHT: You got that
right. The Outlaws got a slight measure of revenge when they defeated Team
Danger and the team of Brittany Fox and Joshua Phillips for Team Danger's ACW
Tag Titles. But I can promise you that the "TTO" has been wanting the
World Tag Titles ever since Shockwave and they would love to have them tonight
PERRY HAGGAR: You got that right
and there is the bell to get this match under way...
[Greer and Norris tie up, Greer
comes out with a top wrist lock, Norris has to bridge back as Greer adds more
pressure.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: An old fashioned
move to start this match off.
[Terry Norris pulls himself up
and hits Greer in the stomach with the side of his knee. Norris sends Greer
across the ring with an Irish whip, Norris swings and nails Greer.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Big old Texas
Lariat.
[Norris tags in Bobby Blood.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Here comes the
boyfriend of the WFWA Cruiserweight Champion Brittany Fox.
[Blood enters the ring and locks Greer in an abdominal stretch as he gets to his feet. Bobby Blood holds out his arm and tags in Terry Norris. Norris enters the ring and hits Greer with a standing dropkick.]
PERRY HAGGAR:: The Texas Outlaws starting out early with the double team of Greer. It appears that this is going to be the strategy of the Outlaws to take a member of Team Danger and make it impossible for them to act as a team later on in this match.
DOUGIE WRIGHT:: That is a trademark of all the great teams Dougie. You make your opponents fight your kind of match and the Texas Outlaws have done that well since arriving here in the WFWA. Their success has been phenomenal.
[Terry Norris pulls up Greer and takes him down with a headlock take down. Greer rolls to his feet and falls into the ropes he comes off them and Terry Norris throws Greer into the air.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Ty Walker has yet to get into this match.
[Terry Norris goes for a cover.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: 1
…
2
…
[Stephen Greer kicks out.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Ty Walker nearly leapt into the ring there as the referee got very close to counting to 3.
[Terry Norris grabs Greer and sends him into the corner. Norris rakes the eyes of Ty Walker who tries to enter the ring but the referee stops him.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: The referee cant see that Bobby Blood and Terry Norris are choking Greer on the other side of the ring.
[Norris tags in Bobby Blood who enters the ring. Bobby goes for an Irish whip but Greer blocks it and sends Blood into the turnbuckle pads. Blood walks out of the corner and Greer runs at him taking him down with a clothesline. Stephen tags in Ty.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Walker is finally in this match.
[Norris enters the ring, Walker runs towards him and takes him down with a clothesline. Ty Walker turns round where Bobby Blood is on his feet. Walker nails Blood with a hard right hand then a second.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Ty Walker for Team Danger is trying to make a boxing comeback.
[The referee makes Norris and Greer leave the ring as Ty Walker takes down Bobby Blood with a single leg take down. Ty Walker runs into the ropes and hits a rolling knee drop.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Walker is doing a better job that Greer did.
[Walker pulls up Bobby Blood and throws him into the ropes, Bobby bounces off the ropes and tags in Terry Norris at the same time.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Quick tag and the referee saw it.
[Blood comes off the ropes and takes down Walker with a flying clothesline.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Both members of the Texas Outlaws are in the ring now.
[Stephen Greer runs into the ring, Norris grabs his head and throws him over the top rope to ringside.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Blood is hammering away at Ty Walker.
[Terry Norris and Bobby Blood send Ty Walker across the ring into the ropes, he bounces off the ropes and Bobby Blood bends down and sends Walker in the air with a back body drop. Norris catches Walker and this a sit down powerbomb.]
PERRY HAGGAR: What a double team move!
Norris: Bobby….It’s time….
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Time?
Norris: For the parking lot!
PERRY HAGGAR: I don’t understand these strange American wrestlers is the parking lot a move?
DOUGIE WRIGHT: I think it’s a place…
[Norris and Blood leave the ring and drag Walker up the aisle onto the stage. Norris lifts Walker up onto his shoulder and slams him down onto the stage.]
PERRY HAGGAR: That stage doesn’t have any give.
[Stephen Greer gets to his feet and starts to walk up the aisle, he makes his way up the ramp as Norris is stomping away at Walker. Bobby Blood runs down and goes for a clothesline but Greer ducks it and slams Bobby Bloods head into the metal barrier.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Greer is smashing Bobby Blood’s head against that metal.
PERRY HAGGAR: Norris is putting the boot to Terry Norris.
[Greer walks up the ramp, Norris leaves Walker and starts to brawl with Greer, they brawl back through the curtain into the backstage area.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Norris and Greer have taken it into the backstage area.
PERRY HAGGAR: If I was the referee I would get my coat and go home.
DOUGIE WRIGHT: He doesn’t seem very successful in getting the action back to the ring.
PERRY HAGGAR: This match has
broken down and with these 4 almost anything can happen now.
DOUGIE WRIGHT: I look for lots
and lots of blood!
[Norris and Greer end up in the
concession area as they are throwing everything that they can at each other.
Candy apples, pop corn, drink cups, and a huge pickle jar]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Holy cow, this
reminds me of a Jerry Springer show that I saw once.
PERRY HAGGAR: Wow, Terry Norris
just connected with an ice scooper to the head of Stephen Greer
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Maybe he needed
to be cooled off a bit
[Terry Norris then picks up a
pair of tongs and goes after the nose of Greer]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: What in the hell
is Terry Norris's fascination with tongs and peoples noses? That Norris is one
sick puppy.
[Bobby Blood pulls Ty Walker
through the curtain into the backstage area. Blood throws Walker face first
into a wall, in the background Greer and Norris are still fighting.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Now all four men
are in the backstage area.
[Bobby throws Walker into the
door, it breaks off its hinges and Ty Walker falls out to the parking lot.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Bobby Blood just
ejected Walker out of the arena.
[Bobby Blood walks through the
door and pulls up Walker and hits him with a right hand, Bobby goes for another
one but Walker blocks it.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Blood and Walker going at it right there in the parking lot area. I hope they are nowhere near my car!
[Blood grabs a handful of hair and sends Walker crashing into the side of a parked car. You can see a huge dent as Walker slumps down and that is when Bobby Blood sees a homeless woman with a shopping cart]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: What a helluva match so far between these two teams. Walker is in some serious trouble as he was slammed head first into the side of that car and now Bobby Blood has a shopping cart....
[Blood tries to run it into Walker but he moves and the cart hits the side of the car making a bigger dent]
PERRY HAGGAR: That looks like Jon Rage’s car.
DOUGIE WRIGHT: I wont tell him if you don’t. Walker was lucky that he got out of the way.
PERRY HAGGAR: I sure hope that everyone has their auto insurance paid in full. This is going to get ugly.
DOUGIE WRIGHT: What did you expect? It is a parking lot tour for crying out loud and Team Danger is getting a first class tour.
[Terry Norris is seen flying out of the door. Stephen Greer walks out, he pulls up Norris and throws him onto the bonnet of a car, Norris flies off the other side and hits another car.]
PERRY HAGGAR: And that looks like Eric Dane’s car.
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Jon Rage and Eric Dane better not be watching this.
[Terry Norris now has a lead pipe in his hands and is about to size up Stephen Greer who is standing next to another car. Norris swings but Greer is able to duck the blow and the window is busted]
PERRY HAGGAR: That is 3 cars that have been destroyed.
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Oh shit, that’s my car.
PERRY HAGGAR: It’s a pile of crap, if I was you I’d be grateful it had been wrote off.
DOUGIE WRIGHT: My car!
[A tour bus full of Japanese
tourists are going down the street in front of the arena and the driver comes
to a screeching halt just mere feet away from Bobby Blood and Ty Walker who are
now rolling all over the street and end up just by the front door side tire.]
PERRY HAGGAR: My god, that bus
almost ran over them. I don't think that Stephen Greer and Ty Walker thought
that it would be anything like this.
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Hey, what’s with
this? Every time that the Outlaws have a damn match a bus load of Japanese
tourists shows up? Sounds like to me that somebody is trying to see something
for free.
PERRY HAGGAR: What are you
talking about?
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Those Japanese
tourists. It seems more than co-incidence that there is always a bus load of
them at an event involving the Texas Outlaws. I say charge their asses.
PERRY HAGGAR: You can't charge
them....
DOUGIE WRIGHT: We can't?
PERRY HAGGAR: No.
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Damn.
PERRY HAGGAR: It's not their
fault that they happen to be in the middle of the wildest tag team title match
in the history of the WFWA.
[Bobby Blood rips open the door
and he pulls Ty Walker onto the bus. You can hear the bus driver screaming
something in Japanese at them and shaking his fist at them]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: You mean the
wildest match in the history of this business. Look at them....
[Bobby Blood pulls Walker
towards the back of the bus as the people in the front scramble to get to the
back of the bus and the people in the back are scrambling to get to the front
to see what the commotion is]
PERRY HAGGAR: They are throwing
heavy lefts and rights at each other. This is incredible!
[Light bulbs are flashing
everywhere as the Japanese tourists are taking pictures of this incredible
match that is taking place in front of them. Bobby Blood then opens one of the
overhead compartments and pushes Walker's head into it. He then slams the
overhead door on Walker repeatedly until he slumps down into the seat]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Holy shit, did
you see that
[We see Greer and Norris outside fighting on the roof of a car, Greer ducks a clothesline and pushes Norris off the car, he flips off and lands on the bonnet of another.]
PERRY HAGGAR: While we were watching that we missed Greer and Norris climb onto the roof of your car.
DOUGIE WRIGHT: I cant believe it.
[Bobby Blood is seen pulling Ty Walker off the bus and lifting him onto his shoulder and walking back towards the entrance to the arena.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Looks like Blood has plans to take this match back to the ring.
[Greer grabs Norris and smashes his head on the bonnet as Blood and Norris enter the building. Greer drags Norris into the building.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: We are back in the backstage area now.
[Bobby Blood is seen throwing Ty Walker through the curtain. Bobby Blood walks back into the backstage area and sets up a table as Stephen Greer enters the building pulling Terry Norris.]
PERRY HAGGAR: What chaos this is!
[Bobby lifts up Stephen Greer and drops him down through the table with a back body drop. Norris stumbles past the table into the arena.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Looks like they are heading back to the ring.
[Bobby Blood grabs Greer and drags into the arena.]
PERRY HAGGAR: All four men are in the arena now.
[Ty Walker rolls into the ring as Norris follows him in.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: In ring action is about to commence.
[Norris and Walker both get to their feet at the same time. Norris swings and takes down Walker. Norris runs into the ropes at his side and hits a big elbow drop.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Cover…1
…
2
…
[Walker kicks out.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Team Danger are still in this!
PERRY HAGGAR: And all four men are at the ring in their corners.
[Norris tags in Bobby Blood, he steps into the ring and both Bobby and Terry Norris send Ty Walker across the ring into the ropes, Norris and Blood both bend down but Ty Walker hits a double DDT.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: The Texas Outlaws just got caught out.
[Brittany Fox walks down to the ringside area.]
PERRY HAGGAR: They were trying for another double team move but it all went wrong then.
DOUGIE WRIGHT: What is she doing down here?
[Ty Walker throws Blood through the ropes, Stephen Greer runs round the ring and starts to attack Blood.]
PERRY HAGGAR: The referee is trying to split the fight up at ringside.
[Brittany gets a chair and climbs up onto the apron and then up the ropes. Walker lifts up Terry Norris and drops him down for a brain buster.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Brain buster!
[Brittany Fox is on the top rope, she holds the chair close to her chest as Ty Walker turns round.]
PERRY HAGGAR: Neither Walker or the referee have seen Fox on the top rope!
[Fox back flips into the ring taking down Ty Walker.]
DOUGIE WRIGHT: Moonsault and the chair just connected with the head of Ty Walker.
[Brittany rolls out of the ring and Terry Norris drapes and arm over him. The referee slides into the ring.]
PERRY HAGGAR: 1
…
2
…
3
DOUGIE WRIGHT: The Texas Outlaws have done it!
Mike White: The winners and new World Tag Team Champions The Texas Outlaws!
Video Promo
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[We see
the EWC logo]
X Don’t stop moving to the
funky beat W
X Don’t stop moving to the funky beat W
X Don’t stop moving to the funky beat W
X Don’t stop moving to the EWC beat! W
[Black
Widow is bent over and Dark Wolf lifts her up onto his shoulders, he hooks her
arms and drops her down onto the ironing board that topples over and Black
Widow lands on the back of her head.]
X DJ got the party started there is no end in sight W
X Every bodies moving to the rhythm that’s in sight W
X It’s a crazy world but tonight’s the right situation…don’t
be left behind W
X I can feel the music flowing through me everywhere W
X Aint no destination baby we don’t even care W
X There’s a place to be if you need the right education W
X I can take you there W
[Ice pulls up BadBoy and sends him into the corner, he hits the turnbuckle hard and comes out Ice swings for a clothesline but BadBoy ducks it. Ice turns round and BadBoy goes for a kick but Ice catches it and spins him round. Ice kicks BadBoy and hits the Ice Stunner.]
X Just go with the magic baby W
X I can see its there in your eyes W
X So don’t stop from waiting W
X Its on the dance floor where you’ve got to let it go W
[Flash
sends Big Dogg into the corner. Flash runs in and jumps in the air but Big Dogg
moves out of the way and Flash lands standing on the middle rope with his back
to the ring. Big Dogg climbs up onto the middle rope next to Flash and punches
him in the head. Big Dogg is facing the ring and grabs Flash around the chest
and jumps off the middle rope slamming him down to the ring.]
X Don’t stop moving can you feel the music W
X DJs got us going around…around W
X Don’t stop moving find your on way to it W
X Listen to the music W
X Taking you to places that you’ve never been before W
[Isaac Spy lifts Dragon into the air as James Double-Ohh
is on the top rope. Spy holds Dragon in the air with a hanging vertical suplex,
James Double-Ohh jumps in the air and hits Dragon with a flying cross body.]
X Don’t stop moving to the
funky beat W
X Don’t stop moving to the funky beat W
X Don’t stop moving to the funky beat W
X Don’t stop moving to the EWC beat! W
[The
ladder falls over and both wrestlers who are on the ladder fly off. Maze flies
over the barbed wire and smashes straight through the glass and then through
the two tables going through them with the back of his head. Rage falls off the
ladder and goes through the barbed wire and climbs the end of the table before
hitting the ringside mats.]
X You can touch the moment W
X Almost feel it in the air W
X We don’t know where we’re going...baby W
X We don’t even care W
X Aint know mystery W
X Just use your imagination W
X We can take you there W
[The
screen fades into the EWC logo.]
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